Time for a Star Trek thread. No not the new movie shit, the next generation shit.
Now we all know Voyager SUCKED, but let's discuss the prime factor in why and how it sucked, Captain Janeway, the worst Starfleet captain ever. Janeway, I dedicate this thread to you, I hate you more than the new Star Trek movies. I hate you more than Star Trek Generations. Even Nemesis was better than you. The whole series was predicated on your shitty decision to get trapped in the Delta Quandrant.
Why did she get stuck in the Delta Quandrant? Well her shitty stupid reason was "We never asked to get involved... but we are..." Bullshit! You had every opportunity to not get yourself stuck in the Delta Quandrant because you had the Opportunity to use the Caretaker's Array to get you and your crew home, but you were so afraid of the Kayzon using it so you destroyed it! What a dumb bitch /tv/! I mean if Janeway was so worried about those fucking Rastafarian looking savage aliens using it, she could have sent some remote triggered photon torpedoes to the Array and detonated them AFTER Voyager comes back home! "But WINdependence?!" you ask, "What if the Kayzon DISARM DA BOMBS?" Well, if you have to ask that question you are as stupid a bitch as Captain Janeway. The Kayzon are incompetant savages who don't know how to do shit. It's demonstrated in the show. They could even use the Array in the first place.
What's worse is that Janeway violated THE PRIME DIRECTIVE by destroying the Array and getting her crew lost in the Delta Quandrant. Sisko would never do that. Picard would never do that. Kirk would never do that. But Janeway did. Then at the end of the series, she time travels to undo the deaths she caused, which goes to show you how much of a shitty leader she is. If she was leadership material, she would mentally prepared for the consequences of her decisions. Janeway is a prime indicator of what will happen to the USA if we let Hillary be president.
"Neelix, tell me about your sexual organs. I'm 2 years old."
>KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN
What did he mean by this?
>>71636875
Has anyone got that chart that shows like every star trek episode and film by relevance and quality?
>>71636875
Voyager was better than Enterprise and DS9.
Janeway did a good job.
>>71637155
this
>>71637155
>Voyager was better than Enterprise and DS9
Captain, I'm detecting a massive surge of baition particles off the port nacelle
>>71636875
They decided to go with a female captain but in the end, she became a caricature of why females shouldn't be in leadership positions, especially ones where lives are at stake.
>>71636936
>"oohhh sweety, i'd be GLAD to, just after I squeeze some leeola root into this perfected salad.."
>>71636875
ITT: We count lights
>>71636875
"Commander, tell me about your triumphs in battle."
>he doesnt rank ds9 as the best trek
>>71637824
what lights?
Phaser Etiquette
>>71636875
I love captain janeway you human piece of shit
>>71638038
Robert Beltran described the phasers as some sort of vibrators in an interview.
Quality human being.
'Sup faggits.
>>71637759
kek
>>71638136
the early tng uniforms so look fucking uncomfortable to wear, it makes me cringe every time patrick pulls down on his shirt
>>71637824
well sir I'm not lightotologist but I'd reckon you're lookin at about 6 lights there or thereabouts
>>71638175
>it makes me cringe every time patrick pulls down on his shirt
Shut your fucking whore mouth.
>>71637205
you sure you don't just have shit taste?
whats happening here?
>>71638560
Chief Running Water is checking her for alien butt ticks
Tuvok is supervising
>>71638771
>"They're emitting some sort of telepathic field."
>"They're tapping directly into her pleasure centers of her brain!"
>"A meld may be in order with these lifeforms. Remove her clothing."
>>71636875
It isn't Star Trek if there's no Spock. It isn't Star Trek if there's no McCoy. It isn't Star Trek if there's no Kirk.
>>71637205
>bation particles
Are those the particles generated by T'Pol whenever she strips or puts on a Starfleet uniform?
>Captain Mrs. Columbo
>>71638844
Grandpa, how's the facility treating you?
>>71638560
commander i do believe a rape meld is our only course of action
>>71638084
>based Beltran and his repeated attempts to get fired through outrageous demands
>they just keep giving him all the raises and sex scenes with Jeri Ryan he asks for
>>71638866
Depends on the uniform.
>>71636875
If you keep watching you'll eventually see Janeway straight up refuse Q's offer to send Voyager home in an instant. All she had to do was have his omnipotent baby. She should've been honored, instead she says, on behalf of the crew, that they're committed to getting home the hard way with no shortcuts.
Then they get through it all and end the episode on good terms with Q. She saved his life. Not once does she ask Q if he'd mind zapping them home for free.
Janeway is directly responsible for every crew member's struggle, trauma and death that comes after that episode.
I would've mutinied.
I hope Orange is the New Black does a dream sequence where it's Star Trek and Red is relegated to the lowest rank. In the style of the farscape parody in Stargate SG1's episode 200, obviously.
>>71638956
Nice. Reminds me of pic related.
>>71638175
Stewart actually complained about them in some interview
/TV/
T'Pol beams down into your living, all oiled up and ready to go, looking haughty and cold and disdainful but you can see the fire of lust burning behind her eyes, she feels herself letting go of rationality in favour of raw sexual debauchery and taboo and she's trying to fight it but the searing of her loins is too strong, she wants you to bust a nut in whatever the Vulcan word for asshole is BUT
You have to suck Neelix' dick to completion first, and you HAVE to swallow
What do?
>>71639371
Set shotgun to 'slug'
>>71639371
The ends do not justify the means, Captain.
Permission to beam out into space.
>>71638956
God those uniforms were amazing. Shined black high-heeled boots, stockings, a low-cut shirt and a miniskirt- and the cherry on top in TOS was the 60s hair.
Pure.
Sex.
Although to be honest, T'Pol's mirror universe hair pretty much ruined it for me. If it had been a ponytail and bangs or something similarly sensible then it would have been GOAT but Vulcans rarely look good with untidy hair. T'Pau looked good with a little bit of scruff because of the rest of her outfit and the way she carried herself but a significant chunk of the appeal of the TOS look is the whole "bright and sparkling clean" aesthetic and T'Pol just looked kinda trashy.
>>71639371
Trick question; sucking off Neelix could only end with a suicide immediately thereafter.
Tpol or seven?
>>71640059
Well, ultimately Seven was a better character than Janeway, but that's a given since Seven was a robot and Jane was not.
>>71640059
this 1 of m9ne
>>71640059
Seven.
>>71640059
I like T'Pol more in the show but Seven more out of it.
>>71640059
T'Pol's not a democrat snake who set up her republican husband to free up a senate seat for some power-hungry upstart named Obama.
>it's a big boobed eye candy that detracts from the show thread
>>71640793
Ezri a CUTE! CUTE !
>>71640778
It's all LIES.
Lies with slander.
>>71636875
Mmm. Hmmm. Yes, yes. I see. Let's run some further tests just to be sure but as your physician, I'm afraid I have to be frank with you. You have mommyissuitis. It's not fatal but unfortunately, many end up as fedora atheists, school shooters, cinema shooters, pol posters, /r/thedonald or... gulp, DS9 homosexuals. There's no cure and the best option is to move to Sweden for assisted end of life facilities. I'm sorry.
>>71640793
>Mad because Ezri had more personality in half a season thatn Jadziya had in six
>>71641659
I don't think he means Ezri with that, she didn't have big boobs.
>>71641785
her boobs were fine, u shut your whore mouth
>>71641879
Her boobs were insufficient
>>71636875
>I hate you more than Star Trek Generations
Why do people hate this movie?
>>71642025
Not for me.
>>71636875
>be me
>me on 4Chan
>/tv/ on the ocean
>OP on the ocean
>me and OP at /tv/
>the beast of 4chan
>OP's arms wide
>his sails unfolded
>OP when the walls fell
>>71639371
It would only be worth it If I could keep her as a sex slave until the day I die of old age, but to only get to fuck her once nope.
I've actually had sex with Kate Mulgrew, and I can prove it.
>>71643291
Then do so
>>71643291
Why do I want this to be true?
How does he do it, /tv/?
>>71644503
RIDGE'D forhispleasure.
QaPla!
>>71644594
>>71644594
Netflix and Trill.
>>71636875
>infinite torpedoes
>infinite shuttlecraft
>infinite holojuice
Voyager is like playing a game on easy... except that the player isn't good enough to beat easy, and needs to use cheat codes as well.
>>71644973
Good analogy.
We're just to assume that they acquire replicatable items to create photon torpedoes..
Although, they were consistent about "replicator rations" throughout the series.
Too bad at the beginning of every new episode there's usually a "just another day on the job" attitude.
>>71645133
>Although, they were consistent about "replicator rations" throughout the series.
Sort of.
We always see them replicate something expensive (like a watch or a television) and say "I saved up a whole week of replicator rations for this".
We never see anybody run out of replicator rations; we never see anybody ask a replicator for a bowl of soup and get told by the computer "Request denied; your replicator rations will not be replenished for the next 4.7 days."
It's a false hardship, in that we never actually see anyone suffer from it.
>>71645254
I think that's a little pedantic, mate.
I agree with you on the other items, though.
I don't need every last item explained to me because I don't have the more debilitating form of autism you have.
>>71645380
This unexpected bout of bullying is unnecessary and in poor taste.
>>71643155
>>71639371
Eh, the voyager crew has probably unknowingly eaten his jizz hundreds of times. The guy probably used it to spice up his soup of the day or some shit. I'd do it desu senpai.
They only promoted her to admiral just to get her off of a ship.
>>71646772
But why promote her three times instead of just promoting her once?
>>71640059
SEVEN
>>71647024
Low test.
Well, yes. She is a heterosexual female so she probably sucks cocks. Probably a bunch because everyone in the future figured out god was stupid. Does the federation have an official gangbang policy?
>>71640059
Seven for sure.
hnnnnnnnng
>>71647049
gay.
>>71647149
>you will never fall into a warp in the space-time continuum
>you will never find yourself meeting both Ezri and Jadzia at the same time
>you will never be invited to crawl into bed with Big Dax and Little Dax
>you will never get dominant and throw Little Dax around the bed
>you will never get submissive and be thrown by Big Dax around the bed
>you will never have fun being overpowered by Big Dax so that Little Dax can have her way with you
>you will never have fun combining your strength with Little Dax's strength so as to team up and together overpower Big Dax
>you will never get rich as your sexcapades will never be recorded by Curzon and sold as the most profitable holo-pornography in history all around the galaxy
You should just yield already.
>>71646974
PR and affirmative action.
>>71646974
Implying that costuming applies any thought beyond "4 = Captain."
>I can name three things wrong with this uniform.
>>71647278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
>>71647058
She turned down Chakotay for a monkey.
Only decided she didn't want to flick beans on the planet where her memory was compromised.
So who would you choose as the next commander for the first season? Rosario Dawson or Gina Torres?
>>71648932
>Gina Torres
I would be okay with this
>>71648932
Either one, really.
I came up with a joke cast about a month ago and everyone in the thread thought my chief engineer sounded very unique and a novel idea even for Star Trek.
![220px-Tuvix[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IgW8rCL.jpg "220px-Tuvix[1].jpg")
was it murder?
>>71648932
A trans captain to take Star Trek into the future at transwarp speeds.
But realistically, in universe, Janeway is probably the only captain of the five in each trek series to have actually sucked cock.
>>71649111
Tuvok and Neelix remember what occurred, but neither seem compelled to volunteer to "go back."
>>71649238
>Single man in his late 40's who's tidy, prone to emotional outbursts and obsesses over his small purebred dog.
Sure, anon.
>>71649246
>Tuvok and Neelix remember what occurred
Do they?
They each have only two words of dialogue after the operation.
>>71647058
Didn't Rodenberry REALLY believe in free love?
>>71649503
They don't react by saying "What happened? Where's that neat orchid?"
Neelix embraces Kes in a calm, familiar way, as if he was trapped behind a two-way mirror. Tuvok, as always, is unflappable, but obviously effected by what occurred.
I've actually sucked Neelix's dick, and I can prove it.
Janeway was a terrible mother, and I can prove it.
>>71636875
watching this late at night after a hard day was comfy as fuck
>>71648932
Please god no.
>>71644806
>knights people in a housedress
>>71645133
>he's never smelled kneeclicks soup
>>71649184
A Soren/Ezri command team would be GOAT
>>71650226
Dead serious here: fuck off, regressive. Also, fuck you.
>>71641659
Anon was referring to Seven of Nine
>>71636875
it's been a long time ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBcXXfzrqco
>>71650760
GETTIN SOME AIR IN HEEEERE
>>71650760
>>71650781
STANDING
TALL
ON
THE
WINGS
OF
MY
DREAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4IlgtwHmA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10177623
>>71650810
>Mirror Universe theme winning
Goddamn right.
>>71650810
>how would you prevent gun crime
>better mental healthcare in fourth
>>71650810
All those contrarians.
Perfect Strangers is still the goat.
>>71649859
But that also makes Paris a terrible father...
>>71649304
Well Mirror Uni Archer was a savage hetero destined for power.
>>71649111
We've had this discussion before, and, yes, it is murder, but the bigger questions discuss the orchid, the memories of Neelix and Tuvok, and whether they would retain Tuvix' memories.
Too many variables.
I wish Janeway could suck my cock.
bazonga
>>71652913
Nah, she's alright. Had the balls to kill Tuvix at least.
>>71649607
In as much as he constantly cheated on his wife, yes.
>>71653282
Both wives.
He cheated on his first wife with Majel. Then he cheated on Majel with other women, even on their honeymoon.
>>71649111
No.
>>71638880
>>71638910
>>71638910
god, i read that in his voice
>>71637759
But why would you put anything into a salad when it is already perfect?
NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR RAPE ME
>>71656763
he was making a very obvious joke unless it's your intent to make a bashir joke because of the response
>>71636875
>you had the Opportunity to use the Caretaker's Array to get you and your crew home
Voyager would of just ended up as light workout for a Dominion patrol, and Janeway would end up as some Vorta's plaything.
>>71656843
>implying she didn't inflitrate Section 31 when she got back to the alpha quadrant
>>71656820
Let's put it this way:
"You can always improve a meal."
"Even a perfect one?"
"Especially a perfect one."
>>71656763
This is the scene where he looks at Worf and says something pretending to be serious then moves over (on the Defiant)
>>71637642
>we'll simply erase your program
I guess the Borg have no concept of forensic software.
>>71638175
Not sure about the two-piece uniform, but I know that Stewart complained about the leotard uniform from the early seasons. I think he mentioned that they felt like they were pulling down on your shoulders/back.
>>71656982
>>71638175
If I recall the reason they changed it in the first place is because it actually was as uncomfortable to wear as it looked
>>71656982
>I think he mentioned that they felt like they were pulling down on your shoulders/back.
iirc the early outfits gave a bunch of the cast back spasms and filming had to take a break more often and longer than usual because of this.
>>71656863
I think there's an extra that was killed that someone used to write an entire book. The story goes that the extra was actually a section 31 plant.
>>71656899
Yeah, Worf was autistic about where he sat in the mess hall.
>>71657192
ZIMBABWE
>>71652803
what a fatty hoshi was.
>Watching TOS
>"Kirk sleeps with all the women!!"
>In the show, Kirk actually never gets with the girl and generally brushes them off.
Where did the "Kirk fucks everyone" meme come from? also "Kirk is irrational" in TOS, he's very professional and rarely gets with anyone.
Reminder that DS9 > everything else
>>71637205
Trip was the best character also he was patrician as fuck.
I caught an episode today where they ran a holodeck program of a Cardassian scientist that was an expert on alien organisms, so he could work with the Doctor to cure Torres. I remember Geordie did the same in TNG. Question then, Why didnt they just put holo emitters on the bridge and have Picard at the helm of every ship in Starfleet?
>>71649304
He's a career man he had a relationship with a sub ordinate which he dropped because it was bad behaviour.
>>71657930
I will end you.
>>71636875
>CAPTAIN JANEWAY SUCKS COCK
All women do. Women are on this world to suck cock.
>>71658051
HO UP
>loses control of space station
So you sayin?
>raises a sex pervert
you sayin?
>has authority questioned
what chu mean is?
>yells like a bitch despite having the deepest voice
I'm sum sorta
>watches baseball
WORMHOLE AYYYYLEEEEN?
>>71657935
Chinese whispers. Most people haven't seen TOS, they've seen parodies and references to it in which he is a total womaniser because the original was a bit of a womaniser.
Same deal with "Beam me up, Scotty".
>>71636875
You're a bender, Literally all Star Trek is fine except for the new films.
>>71659474
Flying space ships is cool and there are loads of people who want to do it. That's the same reason they have a fleet at all instead of drones.
>>71661672
Just like our real life fighters aren't currently being replaced by drones, right?
is it true that season 1 of TNG is weak and mostly skippable?
I've watched e1-2, e3 and am now watching ep6.
http://thestake.org/2013/09/19/when-does-star-trek-the-next-generation-get-good/
^is this list good or should I stick to pic related?
>>71665174
bump
>>71644503
It's quite simple.
He Is Weasel!
>>71665174
Good thing you skipped episode 4.
Season 1 and 2 are quite mediocre, with the season 2 finale being a literal recap episode, but it picks up after that.
>>71636875
>Sisko would never do that.
How would you (or the "Captain") move a shopping mall to the Delta Quadrant?
nice trick that, like mailing Odie to Abu Dhabi
>>71665174
Most of season 1 is terrible. If they did something like that now it would have been cancelled and star trek would be dead forever.
>>71665975
>like mailing Odie to Abu Dhabi
Wasn't it Nermal that he did that to?
>>71665174
No Guide > 4chan's Guide > That stupid fucking idiot website
>>71636875
This post seems like a massive amount of energy being expended for something that was literally unprompted. I chalk it up to being hypoglycemia. OP, you need to stay on top of that, eat a snack if you feel you are becoming irritable or have negative thoughts for no real reason. Remember, meal planning is an adult responsibility too.
>>71638560
Typical race mixing Jewish propaganda of course.
>>71638560
Talk about he perfect start to an epic porno parody.
>>71640059
They both have great bodies and terrible tranny faces.
>>71656806
Darn shame.
>>71637953
no one does. babylon5 did it better
>>71667843
>no one does.
Even as you typed this, you knew that this statement isn't true, and yet you still shared it anyway. Shameful.
>>71666664
cant rape a man!!!!
>>71666617
holy fucking shit, i don't wanna believe /pol/ but they're always right
>>71663656
theres nothing else to do. you see there modern art? no? exactly. its bordem
>>71668127
it's true babylon 5 was shit too.
>>71668281
incorrect is part of their name, but whatever
>>71665898
>>71666110
maybe it's because i'm watching the 'good' episodes, but I am actually enjoying season 1 despite its flaws.
If you guys say it gets better then I am very excited.
>>71668446
Yes but the other half is /pol/itically incorrect.
Now we use a search engine to find out what that means.
exhibiting (or failing to exhibit) political correctness.
"it is not politically correct to laugh at speech impediments"
synonyms: unoffensive, nondiscriminatory, unbiased, neutral, appropriate, nonpartisan; informalPC
"the true meaning may be clouded by his politically correct language"
So anon what did you learn?
>>71668588
You don't strike me as a person who doesn't want to believe.
You look like someone who wants to believe very badly.
>>71668637
How can you tell? I'm anonymous. You don't know how I look or believe in.
>>71668677
Don't ever reply to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>71669098
Don't reply to me or my husband's son ever again.
>>71669182
>SISKO: You want to know? You really want to know what my problem is? I'll tell you. Las Vegas 1962, that's my problem. In 1962, black people weren't very welcome there. Oh, sure they could be performers or janitors, but customers? Never.
>KASIDY: Maybe that's the way it was in the real Vegas, but that is not the way it is at Vic's. I have never felt uncomfortable there and neither has Jake.
>SISKO: But don't you see, that's the lie. In 1962, the Civil Rights movement was still in its infancy. It wasn't an easy time for our people and I'm not going to pretend that it was.
>KASIDY: Baby, I know that Vic's isn't a totally accurate representation of the way things were, but it isn't meant to be. It shows us the way things could have been. The way they should've been.
>SISKO: We cannot ignore the truth about the past.
>KASIDY: Going to Vic's isn't going to make us forget who we are or where we came from. What it does is it reminds us that we're no longer bound by any limitations, except the ones we impose on ourselves.
Race isn't an issue in 2375, so why is it one to Sisko?
>it's a character wakes up in a goddamned fucking artificial reality again for crissakes we just did one of these last week episodes
>>71668281
If only you /pol/ tryhard wannabes knew how good /pol/ Trek threads are. It's the most civil, unbiased discussion you'll find on the whole board.
>>71669348
i mean regardless of this part it's a pretty fucking GOAT episode
>>71669348
Kasidy was the unsung hero on DS9.
>/tv/ lives in constant fear of black man/white woman interracial relationships
>no love ever shown for television's greatest black-on-black relationship
Where's the love, /tv/, where's the love?
>>71638181
Let me tell you what, I'll call up a buddy of mine to check it out - He's an expert on lights.
>>71670167
Have you ever drank a glass of Plygorian mammoth blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in the Draygo System, taking a celebratory drink on Draygo IV after completing a successful hunt. You see, in the Dragyo System they don't hunt Alvanian cave sloth, or Ghergher beast. We hunted a more dangerous game: profit. I finally had a 7 year old Bajoran cornered in a Self-sealing stem bolt warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first hundred thousand bars of gold-pressed latinum. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? I'll give you ten bars of latinum for 87% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
