Reacting to the new Ghostbusters film, I'm going to remake Alien with a male protagonist. Who do I cast?
OMG STOP OPRESSING US SHITLORD DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT MEN
Sam worthington
>>71626690
Kevin Hart
>>71626710
Uh, yeah?
>>71626721
Ironically love this
>>71626690
moot is only acceptable answer.
Ellen Page.
>>71626834
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>>71626805
Not stronk enough
>>71626690
>Even pretending for a second to not like Sigourney Weaver
>>71626935
I love Gourney, ya dingus. Read the post again
Hubris Elbow
>>71626690
Sharlto Copley.
Guy is DDL tier actor without the pretentiousness, so he'd probably love doing it.
>>71626690
Mr Fassb
Jack O'Connell of course!
>>71626690
Bumblebee Copplepot
>>71626959
twas a joke my fine feathered friend.
>>71626690
Some total meathead to trigger the SJWs even more with his aggressive and stereotypical masculinity.
>>71627037
He's an obvious go-to for a sci-fi, I enjoy his presence a lot.
>>71627115
Interesting, what makes you choose him?
>>71627181
Batista? I like that.
Better make the alien a female and put som dsl on that bitch then senpai
>>71627162
Went over my head, I caught it now tho
>>71627192
He's a not too well known young sexy hunk and he was great in starred up
He would be perfect
So all but one of the rest of the cast will be female?
And the male cast member would be born a woman?
>>71627403
Yes
>>71627397
We should've known back then. Just look at that smug grin. She was sucking the life from his soul the whole time and he didn't even see the endgame coming. ;_;
>>71627397
>>71627551
He looks sad in this pic. Has he been crying?
>>71627397
This is in the runner up
>>71627397
No, Brendan is obviously the new Bonus Situation guy, unless we are going full rule 63, in which case I think we found a new role for /tv/'s favorite nu-Ghostbusters castmember.
>>71626690
Why do I find the alien to be sexy?
>>71626690
This guy. How much do you reckon he would charge for it /tv/?
>>71628374
BIG BLACK
>>71626690
Daniel Radcliffe you stupid piece of shit
More importantly if we have a male MC who is going to play the THICK alien queen?
>>71627403
Yes, but all the women will die and the stronk man will survive
>>71628552
He costs a lot, I'm going for lower budget. I'll compromise with you and see how the audition goes.
Also, casting for thicc Alien, go
>>71628856
Christina Hendricks
>>71628703
Queen Latifa.
>>71628703
Alien already had a male protagonist.
>>71628413
Some court side Clippers tickets, two diet cokes, and a pack of cigarettes.
>>71628413
One 1 day and a half old tuna sandwich with Miracle whip and a semi-scratched Dvd of the bootleg version of Groundhog Day.
>>71628913
>>71628374
Being weirdly sexy is like the whole point of the Xenomporph design.
Sad that Giger isn't around anymore. I'm sure he could have made a Queen super sexy and disturbing at the same time.
>>71626690
> Male protag
> Not LGBTQIAPZ
Get 'em, girls!
I would love to see a young Steve Buscemi as Ripley. Heck, I would love to see the whole series with Buscemi. Dude looks like a man who survived several Xenomorph encounters...
Christian Bale for sure.
>>71627148
OP was asking about the prota, not the Alien itself.
>>71629129
>slapping human mammary glands on insect-looking animal who lays eggs
>>71629513
fucking kek
>>71626721
Unironically this
>>71629129
Funny that you're sad about Giger. A year ago, on a bright summer day, I watched the Giger doco alone in a theater, by myself.
Usually at mid-day matinees and such there's at least one or two other weirdos in the room, maybe a couple. Not this time. I don't believe I've ever watched a movie, totally, completely alone in a theater before that time. I did that time, centered myself up right in the middle of the room.
It was an interesting experience, and having passed by a bunch of q.t. normies on the way to the theater, all enjoying their lives, the contrast couldn't have been more stark. It was as if I was the only person in the world who cared that Giger had died. Happily this is obviously not the case, when you watch the movie - a fanboy is moved to tears when he meets Giger.
>>71629337
isn't Buscemi prone to dying horribly in thrillers, though?
>>71627397
he's just going to surrender to the alien
atleast he won't have to pay alimony to the alien larva bursting from his chest
but Alien already has a male protagonist
>>71629788
No one cares
>>71629521
I know. Giger would have made the tits so that they either kill me or impregnate me (or let me impregnate her maybe)
>>71629622
The doku is pretty good yes. I dunno if that is something many would watch in a theater tho so naturally there aren't that many. And the doku came out several years ago already isn't that right?
Next time I visit Swizerland I'm going to visit his Geisterbahn he built in his house.
>>71629521
>alien creature whose DNA changes depending on the host
I get what you're saying though
