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>>71620953
mods ban this filth
I now proclaim Cersei of the House Lannister First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. Long may she reign.
Guys why is Qyburn helping the High Sparrow??
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
FUCK KELLY C FAGS AND JON AUTISTS
>>71623274
>Guys why is Qyburn helping the High Sparrow??
He's Davos bro tier
>This War of the Five Queens meme
who?
Dany, Cersei, Ellaria, Olenna. That's four.
>>71623294
>Dany, Cersei, Ellaria, Olenna. That's four.
SANSA
>>71623259
LONG MAY SHE REING
>>71623281
LONG MAY SHE REIGN
>>71623232
So the Lannisters have cousins right? I mean there's more Lannisters hidden back at Castely Rock right, or are we just down to the three?
>>71623311
>So the Lannisters have cousins right? I mean there's more Lannisters hidden back at Castely Rock right, or are we just down to the three?
Cersei will kill the rest. Can't have any more competition.
>>71623330
Shit taste:the post
>>71623300
Yara, that's six
>>71623306
She is the most interesting female character of this show,is really sad that people don't appreciate her,i don't understand why people always likes cliches.
>>71623232
First for Azor Jon
depressed salsa best salsa
>>71623355
>YOUR A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>71623294
>S07E10
>Dany and Cersei realise the true enemy is the patriarchal white walkers
>they join together with Queen in the North Sansa Stark
>Sand Sneks and Olenna join with them cause "Strong women need to stick together"
>Yara arrives at the last moment as they destroy the misogynist white walkers "the Nights King probably didn't think women are fit to rule"
>they all celebrate while having a glass of red wine and genociding males
>and who
>are you
>>71623330
kys
>>71623374
She and Kit have the same default expression now. Cat would be so pissed in LSH form she might kill herself.
>>71623391
too real
>>71623355
No scene has made me angrier than this one did
Not even bad feline
>>71622942
Did I miss something? I thought the Starks along with most of the North didn't worship the seven, but the old gods.
>>71623424
>I thought the Starks along with most of the North didn't worship the seven, but the old gods.
>>71623424
You're right, they do
>>71623372
>hurr durr i'm evil
>interesting
>>71623424
no, it is the truth. first man worship the old gods. andals worship the seven.
Who crowned Jofferey and Tommen king?
What about Dany, Renly, Stannis, etc.?
>>71623422
>>71623420
>>71623418
>>71623408
>>71623391
>>71623375
>>71623374
>>71623373
>>71623359
>>71623355
>>71623349
>>71623332
>>71623330
>>71623306
>>71623302
>>71623300
>>71623294
>>71623283
>>71623281
>>71623274
the show is ova. the next episode only airs next year.
why have a /got/ general?
shall we have /sopranos/ general too?
>>71623441
And you like Mary Sues don´t you?
>>71623451
fucker you mad?
>>71623451
(You)
>>71623451
>shall we have /sopranos/ general too?
No one's stopping you. Learn to filter if this bothers you so much.
why is there no epic GoT rpg game?
>>71623330
CERSEI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KELLY C
>>71623451
(you)
>>71623451
Here's your (you)
>>71623469
>>71623471
>>71623472
>>71623483
>>71623501
thanks for the you's. i was felling a bit depressed.
If I was Dany I would capitalize on the death of High Sparrow. Claim Cersei is working for R'hllor. Appoint some puppet high sparrow who will declare a crusade against her.
AND WHO
>>71623294
I'd say it's more-so
>Dany
>Cersei
>Ellaria
>Yara
>Sansa
>>71623527
find some other ways to cope you pathetic cumbucket
>>71623535
"Religion" is very weirdly done in the show. None of the major characters seem to be religious at all, no one has ever been seen praying on their own time. Yet in Season 6 it suddenly appeared as an important factor, with Dany using the Red Priestesses for political gain and the High Sparrow cucking King's Landing.
>>71623544
ARE WHO
MellyxCersei when
>>71623568
why would any noble practice religion in their private life? it is a mean to control plebs, and they are doing just that.
>>71623568
>"Religion" is very weirdly done in the show. None of the major characters seem to be religious at all,
That's fucking weird considering MAGIC is very much real in the show.
>"Mell I saw you bring forth a shadow, drink poison and not die, and bring Jon back to life, but I don't believe in your god because reasons." - Davos
Dnd are probably atheists so they do this on purpose.
>>71623602
>why would any noble practice religion in their private life? it is a mean to control plebs, and they are doing just that.
Religion was very important back in medieval times. Not many of them have an understanding of big bang theory. Hell atheists didn't even exist till the 1800s.
>>71623587
How Kelly C can be so autistic?
>>71623603
Davos says that Rhollor is evil, not that he doesn't exist.
>>71623232
These are my ships:
Dany x Jon
Arya X Gendry
Brienne x Jaime
Sansa x Littlefinger
Greyworm x Missandei
Don't know who to ship Tyrion with :( will he ever find true love again? Not enough good women in the kingdom.
>>71623602
Well, if it's supposed to reflect medieval times at least a little bit the rulers should be religious, or at least some of them. Aside from people like Stannis or Berric who are loyal to a literal witch who can do actual magic (not an abstract concept of religion) not one of them seems to care.
>>71623636
Cancer:the post
>>71623636
These are my ships:NOW LETS GO MURDER MY NIECE AND NEPHEW
>>71623636
What if show-Tyrion was muttering "where do whores go" to himself all the time? Would it be kino?
>>71623635
>Davos says that Rhollor is evil, not that he doesn't exist.
R'hollor brought jon, his savior, back to life. Why is it evil? It's a just god.
>>71623636
>Dany X Jon
>Not Jon X Lyanna Mormont
What a cuck
>>71623568
>Dany using the Red Priestesses for political gain
That's why she's gotta start learning about the Faith of the Seven, the religion of her family and most of Westeros believes in.
and who
>>71623661
>>71623635
Also Davos said the red god, old gods, drowned god, and seven gods were all the same thing. So what did he mean by that?
>>71623661
Old Gods = Shamanism
The Seven = Hinduism
Rhollor = Monotheism / Abrahamics
?
>>71623713
awful post
>>71623713
>Rhollor = Monotheism / Abrahamics
You wut mate? Rhollor is Zoroastrianism.
>>71623623
>>71623638
>Religion was very important back in medieval times
for small folk. not for the nobles. if it was so important for them, Henry VIII couldn't have been changed a whole nations religion for his cock's pleasing.
>>71623372
People give me disapproving looks when I tell them that Cersei is one of my favorite characters.
>>71623721
>awful post
Worst poster on the board. He literally slept an hour and he's back to shit posting on /got/.
>>71623726
cool
>>71623727
Aside from people like Henry VIII and Henry IV of the HRE (who were still religious by modern standards), yes, rulers in medieval times were incredibly religious, which doesnt mean they respected the church.
Are we actually allowed to keep /got/ generals in off season this year?
>>71623727
>not for the nobles.
Yeah it's not like they started wars over some holy land or something. Oh wait.
>>71623732
Most people seem to think that you need to identify with a character in order to like them.
>>71623544
Jon/Dany v. Jaime/Cersei?
If only.
>>71623713
poor. the old gods are more like celtic/pagan gods
>A monster has taken our home, and our brother. We have to go back to Winterfell!
>lol jk he's as good as dead anyway
>>71623732
don't worry anon,they are who have shit taste
>>71623764
>started wars over some holy land
that's purely politics. nearly all of the warriors in the first crusade were outcasts who look for finance and glory.
>>71623802
It's not either/or. They were ruthless politicians AND extremely religious.
>>71623721
>>71623726
>>71623776
Revised version:
Old Gods = Celtic Gods
The Seven = Hinduism
Rhollor = Zoroastrianism
Drowned God = Reversed Manifest Destiny?
>>71623820
>It's not either/or. They were ruthless politicians AND extremely religious.
Don't bother. These idiots probably think ISIS are just fighting over resources and it's got nothing to do with religion right?
>>71623825
Doesn't fit, the old Gods don't have any priests or texts or sacred holidas. It's more like animism, a nature cult.
The Seven is like the Hellenic/Roman Pantheon
R'hllor might be Zoroastrianism because of muh Fire and the prophecy of Apocalypse
>Drowned God = Reversed Manifest Destiny?
u wot
>>71623765
Agreed. People give you way too much shit if you don't like a character that they hate.
Like, some of my favorite characters are Littlefinger, Cersei, Tywin, Ramsay, and Melissandre. I also like Sansa and Littlefinger. I think Robb, Ned, and Cat got what was coming to them. I don't think liking those characters or thinking that the Starks are dumbasses makes you a bad person as some like to think.
If Margaery is dead, how come there are new photos of her in Dorne?
im glad /got/ didn't leave, you guys are my onle friends
>>71623872
Second revised version:
Old Gods = Animism, a nature cult
The Seven = Hellenic/Roman Pantheon
Rhollor = Zoroastrianism
>Drowned God = Reversed Manifest Destiny
>>71623891
*If you like a character they hate
>>71623820
religion was used by nobles for political gains over and over. they were seemed religious for public, but in reality it was mostly a hobby for them.
>>71623864
isis and and crusade mindset nearly identical. outcasted fuckers, knowing nothing to do with their pathetic lives.
>>71623894
on set forBLACKED
>>71623896
umm.. creepy?
>>71623872
>the old Gods don't have any priests or texts or sacred holidas.
Neither did the Celts, they worshiped rocks and built stone circles as a way to connect to the dead in a similar way to the weirwood trees.
We even saw a stone circle surrounding a weirwood tree this season.
>>71623940
Third revised version:
Old Gods = Celtic Gods / Animism, a nature cult
The Seven = Hellenic/Roman Pantheon
Rhollor = Zoroastrianism
>Drowned God = Reversed Manifest Destiny
>>71623872
Dude beat me to it.
>>71623825
Drowned God is just your standard water deity
Faith of the seven >>>>>>> all these shitty kings
>>71623894
Post them then.
Oh wait, you can't. Because they don't exist.
where the fuck is he ? Did they forget he existed ?
>>71623959
>Makes a list
>Knows jack shit about religion.
Fuck off namefaggot cunt.
>>71623451
The Sopranos isn't a good enough show to warrant a general
>>71623940
The Celts DID have shamans though and a whole range of sacred tales and stories. No such thing exists for the Old Gods, at least as far as we know
>>71623969
>>71623982
>>71623989
Fourth revised version:
Old Gods = Celtic Gods / Animism, a nature cult
The Seven = Hellenic/Roman Pantheon >>>>>>> all these shitty kings
Rhollor = Zoroastrianism
Drowned God = Your standard water deity
>>71623985
I just did, are you blind? There's a dornishman standing behind her
>>71623987
>where the fuck is he ? Did they forget he existed
Died on his way back to his home planet.
>>71624007
>implying
everyone knows dorne is white
>>71623987
>tfw we'll never see his cock
>>71623987
ROWING XDDD
*UPVOTES*
>Berric Dondarion leads the vanguard against the others
>His eyes meets with the Night's King
>Berric coats his sword with wildfire
>Night's king sees this, is intrigued and curious yet cautious
>Berric 1v1 Night's King
>Night's king fought cautiously thinking that Berric is the prince that was promised
>Night's king sees through the grandeur and kills berric
>Jon 1v1 Night's king
>Jon loses his sword
>picks up Berric's flaming sword
>>71624043
Price that was promised doesn't exist faggot. Do you really think any of that shit exists?
>>71624063
*tips r/atheism gold*
>>71624043
this slut isnt even in the show
delete this thread
>>71623795
reply you fucks
>>71624043
>Beric Dondarion leads the vanguard against the others
>His eyes meets with the Night's King
>Beric coats his sword with wildfire
>Night's king sees this, is intrigued and curious yet cautious
>Beric 1v1 Night's King
>Night's king fought cautiously thinking that Beric is the prince that was promised
>Night's king sees through the grandeur and kills beric
>Sandor 1v1 Night's king
>Sandor loses his sword
>picks up Beric's flaming sword
>"all hail Sandor of House Clegane, the Prince that was Promised"
>"bugger your princes"
fixed
>>71624063
>>71624106
what is 4chan
>>71624116
it means manipulation.
>>71624142
Good question
>>71624106
youre in a fucking filipino origami image board mate
>>71624142
really makes you think
>>71624142
4chan is hugs
>>71624142
Who is this 4 chan?
>>71623987
He's going to become Lord of the Stormlands and then unite with Danny.
>>71624142
That's correct! Will you continue on "Vietnamese clay pottery trading forums" for 800?
AZOR JON
>>71624142
baby don't hurt me
>>71624197
I want off mr. viets wild ride
>>71624116
>>71623896
me too
>>71624212
>AZOR JON
>shit general
>got himself killed
>steals kingship from rightful rulers (Bran and Dany)
>manlet
>>71623872
>Doesn't fit, the old Gods don't have any priests or texts or sacred holidas.
What do any of these have to do with animism? Shinto is animist and it has all of these things.
>>71624264
nobody gives a shit about some nip ass religion
>>71624212
ummm that isnt stannies
>>71624277
yeah because stannis is dead
>Varys asks dany to legitimize Gendry and convinces her to marry the baratheon Bastard
>He manages to convince dany to forget about their father's sins and that a Baratheon - Targaryen union would be benificial to the realm
How will the Night's King cross the wall?
What is the top theory?
>>71624315
he goes around it
>>71624285
no he isnt?? lol??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVotwiGJ_5Y
>>71624315
Leaked image
>>71624274
nips do
checkmate
>>71624315
Bridge of skulls
>>71624274
what are you talking about? nip & ass religion has over 3billion followers.
>>71624315
Perhaps the mark he's put on Bran might allow him to break the spell if Bran goes to the other side.
Why did the old hag and the Sand bitches weren't on the ship? And why did they stood still on it anyway? boat travels are quite agitated.
>>71624285
>yeah because stannis is dead
Yeah I remember that scene when they showed up Stannis' dead body.
When will he kill Cersei?
>>71624397
>Jaime
>doing anything
tip top kek
>>71623727
>for his cock's pleasing.
Oh please
Plus, that's not medieval europe
>>71624315
He's gonna put his hands on it and close his eyes and concentrate and then the ice is going to slowly melt away.
>>71624341
Am I the only one that thinks that Mark Addy as Robert Baratheon looks a lot like Will Sasso? They should've just gotten Will to play Robert.
>>71623636
>>71623653
>>71624439
>Implying brown hair mongrels can have blue eyes
>>71624459
Mark Addy's performance was great, why replace him?
>>71624390
>>71623636
>Brienne x Jaime
>>71624397
Before of that the Mountain is going to rip his face off
>>71624491
Brown haired blue eyed motherfucker right here buddy.
>>71624491
>>71623259
>Long meishi rain!
what did he mean by this?
>>71624509
>gave hid plot to jon
THIS IS WHAT STANNISFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
THE DELUSION IS REAL
>>71624439
Dayne?
>>71624491
They're the most beautiful girls silly boy.
>>71624491
>implying brunettes with blue eyes aren't the patrician's delectation
>>71623330
>black man prefers fat white woman
shocking
>>71624509
NO NO IT'S NOT TRUE
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>71624553
Liar
>>71624559
Shopped
>>71624572
Lol nice bait. Even if they did exist they wouldn't be anywhere near as hot as blondes with blue eyes
>>71624576
More.shitty shops. Shes an ugho
>>71624576
why is this girl no wonderwoman on batsis vs superfag
>>71624491
f a m
>>71624566
Huh? In the book Stannis was gathering support from northern houses, in the show they made Jon do it.
>>71624604
get a load of this guy
>>71624604
>Liar
Motherfucker I'm not posting my face on here.
I got blue eyes and brown hair. I take after my mother, who is blonde hair with blue eyes. Father is black hair with brown eyes.
My brothers have black hair. My older has brown eyes, my younger is a mix of brown and green.
>>71624628
>>71624628
He's dead. Just accept it
I miss him lads :(
>>71624656
JUST
>>71624647
>Baratheon/Lannister hybrid
Nice
>>71624654
>He's dead. Just accept it
He's not faggot. Book or show, he's alive.
>>71623441
>A character slowly driven insane by her poor decision making isn't interesting
You probably think Jon basically being Aragorn is interesting, don't you?
>>71624654
Is this some shit-tier baiting attempt? I didn't say he's not.
>>71624688
in books, yes he is alive.
in show, well i have bad news for you.
>>71624688
Jeezus, the delusion runs deep with you stannautists
daily reminder that the wall was built by the children and the others
>>71624491
>>71624315
he could just sail around it desu
Blackish brownish hair
Golden eyes
What region of Westeros is he from?
>>71624656
>Implying he's dead
Dude, he went full Sherlock. Everyone thinks he's dead but he convinced the Faith to make a guy who looks like him falling from the window.
Tommen is alive and will ride a dragon, clearly.
Lannisterbowl incoming, get hype.
>>71624729
>posting a negress
Gtfo
>>71624726
>daily reminder that the wall was built by the children and the others
Why did the white walkers turn on the children?
>>71624711
>Jeezus, the delusion runs deep with you stannautists
SHOW ME THE FUCKING BODY STANNIS IS ALIVE
>>71624762
DUDE RACISM LMAO
>>71624762
make me
>>71624744
I'm #cruztommen now
HE IS THE WHITE WOLF
Cast him
>>71624785
Stannis is a shit general and a shit character. His whole story is one long shaggydog tale.
His frozen corpse will be lost and forgotten for eons
>>71624763
Used like slaves, then the Night King came in and freed the Walkers like Daenerys did with sand people. Poetry
>>71624835
Yeah, no, showfag.
>>71624763
its the other way around, the children turned on the white walkers. the white walkers got too powerful and started becoming degenerates and probably started having sex with corpses or something
JUST
U
S
T
THE LAST ADVENTURE OF
THE MOST DEVOUT NUTELLA
>wakes up in a dark room tied to a table and poured with wine
>finally gets Cersei's confession but it's already too late to save her soul
>Cersei talks and talks and talks
>for Seven's sake kill me already I am ready since the day I was born
>"lol meet sir Rotten who is going to rape and torture you for the Seven know how long shame shame shame"
>gets really scared
>gets so sick of all this mundane shit
>gets inconsolable and extremely mad because of Smirkfu's woeful fate
>falls into Rage of the Warrior and breaks free of the fetters
>beats the Mountain violently with The Seven-Pointed Star till he turns into a pile of forcemeat
>imposes punishment of the Seven upon Cersei so she is unable to drink wine ever again
>goes to what's left of the Great Sept of Baelor to mourn Young Rose
>starts praying but the pain of loss tears her soul into pieces, so she falls on her knees and breaks into silent weeping
>suddenly a divine afflatus comes upon her
>resurrects Lady Stonesmirk using power of the Seven
>slowly dies in the arms of her beloved Rose with a faint smile on her lips
>"I am ready to meet the Gods"
>finally>becomes Nutella the Shadow and secretly watches her sweet little queen praying
>>71624835
>autism speaks
>>71624850
>jon snow
I think you mean KINGOFDANORF
>>71624850
Name me one house more cucked than House Stark?
nth post for our Queen Cersei
>>71624881
Your mom's house
>>71624763
the niggit king got angry at the forest lolis for leaving him with blue balls.
>>71624825
>Cast him
Younger Luke - Jaime Lannister
Older Luke - Jon Umber (Greatjon)
>>71624881
Baratheon
>>71624881Baratheon
What the fuck was this last chapter.
The only interesting plot was Cercei's/ King's Landing.
>arya pulling a "psss nothing personnel frey"
>daenerys acting like the strong wymon that needs no man
>sansa being utterly autistic and useless as always
>sand sneks
What the fuck.
>>71624869
But anon, its the stannisfags who are autistic. They think that just becuase they saw no body or that because the books havent yet shown the burning of shireen that stannis is sonehow alive and will stay that eay
Anyone have the really epic Jaime Lannister video about him getting asked about killing the Mad King, and confessing it to Brienne in the bath
The similar video about Luke and Obi-Wan would be nice
>>71624915
Martin confirmed that Stannis is alive in the books.
just stop.
>>71623241
Chinese moot likes got
Get used to the new order faggot
>>71624851
Not dead, see >>71623894
>>71624927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5oRxgphRc
>>71624908
>chapter
This is a TV show, retard
>>71624915
>eay
>sonehow
Are you too fat to type?
>>71624908
>>arya pulling a "psss nothing personnel frey"
Wtf? Did you even watch the show? Arya killing Frey was entirely for personal reasons.
>>daenerys acting like the strong wymon that needs no man
She's been doing that for over 4 seasons and you're still surprised by it?
>>sansa being utterly autistic and useless as always
She saves jon and assures that he becomes king. This is literally the most important she's ever been
>>sand sneks
Barely
>What the fuck.
kys
>>71624939
Because he hasn't fucking died yet in the books. You don't know if he'll survive until the end.
>>71624825
kek'd
>>71624939
Yeah for like 3 more chapters and then he's going to die at winterfell
I wish the Jon/Dany shit wasn't so predictable and the prospect of it wasn't so boring.
>>71624939
grrm doesn't need to confirm anything, he is literally alive in the books at the moment stuck in a blizzard
>>71624927
Oh God, I know exactly what you're talking about
Can't remember the video name, but it gave me goosebumps
Please someone find it
>>71624974
and... who cares, really?
>Burn the mall
Wdhmbt?
>>71625003
He meant that you should fuck off to plebbit
>>71624961
>gurm is shitposting in /got/
no wonder TWOW still isn't finished
>>71625003
He was a good king.
>>71624984
Doubtful. Stannis surviving desperate situation is a meme and Ramsay beating him would make sense suspense-wise. He will die for sure but not like this. I believe it will be some sort of self-sacrifice and involve blood magic.
>>71624990
Yeah, and just like the show he'll try burning his daughter (grrm confirmed this) but that will ultimately prove pointless and he and his host will perish
>>71624994
Lots of people.
>WHO OWNS THE NORTH
>STARK STARK STARK
what could have been
>>71625027
shireen is at castle black with mel and stannis' wife.
if shireen gets burned stannis won't have anything to do with it. the more likely scenario is mel sacrifices shireen to bring jon back from the dead.
>>71624990
Do you know what "confirm" means?
What would the show look like if Aegon wasn't cut?
>>71625041
THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH!
>>71625045
>if shireen gets burned stannis won't have anything to do with it. the more likely scenario is mel sacrifices shireen to bring jon back from the dead.
Why would she want him back to life in the books?
>>71625053
Shit
Literally The worst subplot
>>71625053
Another filler season
>>71624953
best episode yet
>>71625052
do you? there's nothing to fucking confirm, stannis is alive you dumb fuck
>>71625075
>rightful king
>subplot
>>71625045
Stannis sacrifices Shireen as the end-all sacrifice to bring Lightbringer alight - she's Nissa Nissa. It fails. Stannis realizes he has killed his daughter for nothing and takes the black. Shireen's life fuels Jon's resurrection - he is the Prince
>>71625067
>oh shit we need a Lieutenant to Ramsay
>let's introduce one that spoils a loyl house and wastes a good actor
>>71625075
>rightful heir
>shit
>>71625085
>to state or show that (something) is true or correct
>to tell someone that something has definitely happened or is going to happen : to make (something) definite or official
>to make (something) stronger or more certain : to cause (someone) to believe (something) more strongly
I never doubted that you fuckwit. He still confirmed it when asked directly concerning TWOW.
>>71625053
it would look like even more of a disjointed mess
>>71625092
>>71625126
>implying
Hes a blackfyre and you know it
>>71624951
That is exactly why Young Rose is not dead.
>>71624992
>>71624953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQuiTa9isS0
I found this other one
It's fucking crazy
After watching this, I have absolutely no doubt that Jaime will drive a sword through Cercei, without regrets
>>71625150
jesus christ
why would he need to confirm that stannis is alive in twow? of course he's alive in twow, because he didn't die in adwd....
what are you not understanding?
>>71625053
like a better anime
>>71624742
the two rivers
>>71625092
>>71625126
well clearly his super important plot wasn't important enough to be included in the show :^)
>>71624142
Tell me about anonymous, why does he wear the mask?
