ITT: prove you're not a pleb.
Fail and you get shot.
Metropolis was a great movie once they remastered it.
>>71620934
Reservoir Dogs is QT's best movie
Batman v Superman is the greatest superhero movie of all time.
The Force Awakens is a great movie.
>>71620994
Wrong
adam sandler is a severely underrated comedic presence
adam sandler is a great actor and one of the best comedians in the world
spoiler i want you to shoot me
just end my misery
The only good scene QT has directed in his entire career was the walking scene in reservoir dogs
BvS was the first true kino
>>71620988
>this pile of shit is the best pile of shit that my old decrepit cancer ridden dog has ever shat
bang
>>71620994
bang
>>71620998
bang
>>71621011
bang
>>71621036
bang
>>71621043
bang
>>71621163
bang
>>71620971
>We will never see the full cut
Thanks Hitler
>>71620934
I don't watch Game of Thrones.
all tv shows are bad written
>>71621218
I actually have the force.
Fuck you bullet.
You're dead.
>>71621239
I don't own a TV
I enjoy Wes Anderson films
Nicolas Cage is supposed to be the best actor of our time, but got rused by the jewish mafia and now has to play in movies not worth his class
Lord of War has the best intro of all times
>>71621327
bang
>>71621365
bang
Bleeder is NWR best movie
I just watched Die Hard 3
Michael bay is one of Hollywood's best directors and The Rock is an all time classic
>>71621493
Can't judge because I actually didn't know about this movie and haven't seen it. Thanks for bringing it up, I'll give it a go.
>>71621507
bang
>>71621554
bang
>>71621565
One of the worst threads of all time. Congratulations
Pen-Ek Ratanaruang is my favorite director.
>>71621582
bang
>>71621565
Fuck you Die Hard 3 is kino
>>71621282
bang bang bang bang bang
>>71620934
Unbreakable is objectively the best capeshit of all time
>>71621605
bang
How do we know that you're not a pleb, OP? You should prove it first.
>>71620934
Batman vs Superman makes Captain America: Civil War look like Citizen Kane
>>71621654
bang
jagten
>>71621649
He's already done so judging by this thread.
La Bella Vita is overrated old garbage
>>71621691
He's judging proves nothing.
>>71621649
I watch one or two mainstream movies a year, only when I have a feeling that they're gems (at the risk of being disappointed). I mostly watch indie films, often foreign. I never watched a 3D movie. I don't go to mass comsuption cinemas, only small indie cinemas.
>>71620934
I don't think Taxi Driver is about loneliness or mental illness. I understand that it was about Travis' struggle with feelings of ennui.
>>71621715
his*
>>71621638
>>71621638
No bang? Do I win?
>>71621721
consumption*
>>71621751
you live for today
>>71620934
I paid for and loved every Transformers movie
Jack and Jill was Adam Sandler's masterpiece
Pulp Fiction is my favorite movie and Quentin Tarantino is my favorite director
Inception was one of the deepest, most intelligent films I've ever watched, next to the Dark Knight
Batman V Superman is the best superhero movie, with Avengers Age of Ultron coming as a close second
Roland Emmerich's Godzilla was better than both the original Godzilla and Jurassic Park
Amy Schumer is the funniest comedian of all time
Any movie made before 1990 is boring
M. Night Shyamalan is underrated as fuck
>>71621786
Terrible bait.
>>71621786
bang
Zodiac is Fincher's best work.
>>71621814
>this pile of shit is the best pile of shit that my old decrepit cancer ridden dog has ever shat
bang
Revenant was my favorite movie in 2015.
Oни cpaжaлиcь зa Poдинy > Иди и cмoтpи
>>71621868
bang
Eyes Wide Shut was good.
>>71621678
did i pass or have you just not seen this movie
>>71621917
you definitely pass
Alien and Suspiria are some of the finest horror films ever made
pic related is the goat
Tini zabutykh predkiv
>>71621906
Did I pass?
>>71621981
bang
>>71621985
haven't seen it so I can't judge. You live.
>>71622001
yes. If you had said something along the lines of
>it was goat
>it was kubrick's best work
etc
you would be dead but I think it's objectively "good".
>>71622008
It's very atmospheric, and the camera work is really good. Watch it when you can.
>>71621049
He was IN that scene, jerkoff, he didn't direct it.
>>71622033
Ok maybe I will. Thanks.
The Dark Knight Returns is by far the best capekino.
On the Silver Globe
These are my favorite films:
Diary of a Country Priest (1951)
Throne of Blood (1957)
Winter Light (1962)
The Colour of Pomegranates (1969)
The Avenging Conscience: or ‘Thou Shalt Not Kill’ (1914)
Forbidden Fruit (1921)
A Ride on a Runaway Train (1921)
Destiny (1921)
The Last Laugh (1924)
Les Diaboliques (1955)
Blowup (1966)
>>71620934
I saw Freddie Got Fingered in theaters
>>71622063
for you
>>71622063
bang
>>71622066
haven't seen it so I can't judge. Seems pretty interresting from the summary though. I might give it a shot. You live.
>>71622072
bang
War Of The World: The Next Century
Solaris
>>71620934
Spielberg's War of the Worlds is fantastic
>>71622160
Haven't seen it. You live.
>>71622189
I'm gonna assume you mean the original Tarkovsky. You live.
>>71622209
bang
4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days.
Amadeus on mute whilst listening to a best of "Led Zeppelin" album.....
Ironically.
>>71622234
Yes, I meant Tarkovsky's film.
The End of August in The Hotel Ozone
>>71620934
Tarentino wants to suck your mother fucking cock after he is done with your toes
>>71620934
Films and television shows are a fucking waste of time and money. Go outside and read for fuck's sake.
>>71622246
thought it wasn't anything special but that's my subjective point of view. You live.
>>71622283
Haven't seen it. You live.
Hard to be a God
>>71622070
you got a 3x3 ?
>>71620934
I find Marvel capeshit to be as boring as watching kid's cartoons on CN.
>>71622380
Old CN was pretty dope.
>>71622405
old CN is ancient history now
It's like two different networks.
>>71622429
unfortunately true
>>71622338
No I never made 3x3. I've made a few cinegrids but that's it.
Bad Neighbours 2 is kino
>>71622546
bang
>>71621565
>hasn't even heard of Bleeder
>thinks he can judge whether others are plebs or not
How many films have you seen faggot?
Most forgotten-tier 80's b-movies readily available on YouTube are more enjoyable than the vast majority of what Hollywood is shitting out today
>>71622114
>doesn't know On the Silver Globe
So you ARE a pleb. Kill yourself you waste of space
Agent Carter is literally the worst thing ever created and everyone who was involved in production needs to be shot
>>71622671
thousands. What's your point? The fact that I missed this one is somewhat relevant?
>>71622703
I follow cinema year after year, release after release. I don't make it a point to watch all past movies, and must have missed a few. When I spot one that seems interesting I watch it. I'll probably give on the silver globe a go.
What about you? have you seen Mekong Hotel? Have you seen Cemetery of Splendor? Have you seen Uncle Boonmee who can recall his past lives?
Haw about you kill yourself first?
also,
>agressing people on the internet
bang
Super hero films are unhealthy to consume as they erode the concept of sustained work ethic to achieve mastery in any field, the sickening addiction surrounding these films from both children and adults indicates a deeply lazy society
>>71622739
You get shot.
I didn't fall asleep watching 2001
>>71622702
Objectively true
I unironically consider Paul Dano the best actor of our generation.
>>71622865
I did fall asleep, but I still really enjoyed it.
>>71620934
Spring Breakers is a masterpiece
Noe's Irreversible is one of the greatest pieces of cinema post-2000
Inherent Vice is a masterpiece
BvS didn't deserve the hate
Marvel have literally never made a good movie
Jackie Brown is QT's best
>>71620934
I dont watch Game Of Thrones
I make threads about not being a pleb with Pulp Fiction screenshots.
>>71620934
When it comes to film, everyone's opinion is inferior to mine with no explanation as to why.
>>71622739
I literally turned it off about 10 mins into the pilot.
>>71622070
The Red Desert > BU
>>71621814
Absolutely. DC > Theatrical
>>71621678
It's a good movie. Was he innocent? Or guilty? Who shot at him in the end?
>>71621654
Other way round.
>>71620934
Pic related are some of my favourites. Do I live or die?
>>71623244
I like your taste. Blade Runner, Punchdrunk Love and Maps To The Stars are favourites of mine too. What's the top left and middle left?
check out these dubs
>>71623368
Glad to hear it. I love a lot of older film I watch, but these 9 have really got under my skin and stayed with me.
Top left - Spring Breakers
Mid left is Place Beyond the Pines, both masterpieces. Highly recommended.
>>71623383
Na, check these desu
>>71623244
Agreed, DC is superior.
My favorite films are Bulletproof Monk, Unbreakable and whatever X-Men film has Magneto in it.
>>71623383
bang
>>71623397
bang
>>71623144
nice dubs
>>71623428
To be honest, I could watch a 4-6 hour cut of that film. That and True Detective are the greatest crime thrillers imo.
>>71623442
Yeah, but am I dead?
>>71623460
Same, that movie made me dig a little deeper into the Zodiac case. I was really hooked, and I even rewatched it last night.
>>71620934
Agent Carter and 2 Broke Girls are terrible shows but, I watch it for the tits
>>71623460
bang
>>71620934
Jackie Brown is Quentin Tarantino's best movie.
>>71620971
Which Metropolis?
>>71623534
>this pile of shit is the best pile of shit that my old decrepit cancer ridden dog has ever shat
bang
I consider Charlton Hestons character of Ben Hur to be the greatest protagonist of all time.
>>71621842
>>71623597
bang
The good movies from the 1980's (ghostbusters, last starfighter, short circuit, etc) were (for a lack of a better term) nearly thematically perfect and should not get remakes or reboots in the 21st century.
>>71621842
you yourself need to be shot
I don't really watch films, I just come here to shitpost.
>>71623639
That's /tv/ in a nutshell.
This is my favorite movie
>>71623695
you live
>>71623703
>>71623695
>>71620934
Sharon Stones portrayal of Catherine Tramell in the first Basic Instinct is the greatest Feminine Fatale of all time.
>>71623557
KEK: FILTERED
>>71621238
there's a cut with bad scenes they found in switzerland i think, there is a complete version with the missing frams. it's not 100% quality but as far as I know 100% continuity, not much loss.
>>71623695
Is this actually decent?
I see it on the shelf every time I go to the video rental store (yes we still have them... and I am in a first world country) but I haven't bothered getting it out. Should I?
>>71623244
>Was he innocent? Or guilty? Who shot at him in the end?
He was completely innocent, unless being a male kindergarten teacher is inherently suspect (on average, it is; in small towns out in the Scandinavian woods, not so much)
The entire film sees an innocent man being shat upon and abused because people are dumb and kids are dumb, and random chance will see people destroyed over nothing. Incidentally, it's common knowledge that little girls say stupid things like they want to marry you (even though you're their dad, cousin, brother, random stranger, dog, pet turtle or teddy bear)
It all starts with Klara's brothers, they let her get a glimpse of some porn on their phones, they throw the bricks through Lucas' windows and one of them fires the shot in the end.Ironic shitposting is shitpostingTrolling is done by people who dream of being the sociopath with zero empathy and no responsibility(without the internal emptiness and reptile brain wiring), along the way they convince themselves of the genius of their counterfeit personality - they even insist it's necessary and valuable, that the Internet demands it -- the Internet needs fresh shitposts every instant of a second to fuel its twisted machinery that furthers the Dark Work of recycling child pornography and making anime real./spoiler]
>>71623975
It's a good watch, you should watch it.
>>71623975
It is really decent, yes
Cameron's most creative film
>>71621024
They are really too different to compare, both are great along with Man of Steel
>>71622044
what do you think directing is exactly?
>>71621605
it is but its plebe
>>71623993
>>71624016
Thanks, I'll definitely check it out
I think Jar Jar Binks did his best work in The Godfather.
Predator #8573 had sex with Xenomorph #81342
>>71620934
>STOP. FUCKING. UP. MY. SHIIITT!
soderbergh > fincher
>>71624214
The Limey is Soderbergh's best film.
>>71624214
>Contagion
>Traffic
>Side Effects
>THE KNICK
Is there anything this man can't do>?
>>71624241
give us season 3 of the knick
>>71620934
I have never been caught masturbating in the cinema.
>>71624282
Wtf senpai? Why would you remind me
>>71624614
s-sorry
>>71624672
all is forgiven
I slowpoked into the whole alien franchise last month by watching prometheus first then Alien.
I know it gets bashed all the time but I came to this universe neutral, unspoiled and not knowing what to expect and Prometheus was great.
I think nostalgia goggles makes people hate it because the film was gorgeous, the cast interesting and captures feels very close to the original.
Fassbender was outstanding.
Hello thread
Take a bullet and shoot yourself because you have bad taste
lol bye.
>>71625122
I unironically have thought that was a great film since I saw the premiere. It's comfy, one of the most visually stunning Hollywood films and is quite a lot of fun. I'm hyped for the sequel and even though the script did falter in the first, I'm just keen to head back to Alien universe with Ridely at the helm.
>>71620934
op is a faggot
>>71626329
bang
>>71620934
What?
>>71626520
bang
Tango and Cash is the greatest movie ever made
>>71622819
Bang
>>71626936
bang
>>71626982
bang
The Killers (1946) is true kino
>>71627139
bang
>>71627161
>hasn't seen the killers
You should watch it
Your gun should have run out of ammo way sooner
>>71620934
I love to watch Steven Segall movies, ironically and unironically
>>71627176
I've seen it, but using the word "kino" is an instant bang.
>>71627184
I reload
>>71627288
So do I, because that's the only thing my father and I did togheter.
I will watch any kino with either of these two gods in them.
>taking a pleb filter test
bang everyone is this thread
Julian Sands in Boxing Helena is more entertaining than Nicolas Cage in Vampires Kiss
>>71620934
I won't participate in your stupid game.
>>71627375
Gosling had some missteps, but Gyllenhaal is doing good movies year after year. Both of them have a very bright future.
>>71627411
pleb tier anime, go watch Texhnolyze, commoner.
>>71627419
bang
>>71627421
bang. That means you're afraid, which means that you're a pleb.
Paul Thomas Anderson is the greatest director o the 21st century.
>>71627502
Pleb.
>>71627477
>Texhnolyze
All anime is awful and Texhnolyze is one of the reasons I feel that way. Same with Ergo Proxy and Paranoia Agent.
I feel like this is a trick question. Literally the most pleb thing to do is post on /tv/
>>71620934
I call things I don't like Reddit and my opinion is always contrary to public opinion
>>71627536
Didn't watch Ergo Proxy, but I do intend to. Paranoia Agent and Texhnolyze are both great, though I prefer Texhnolyze. Why don't you like it? Is it too much for your pleb brain or was Texhnolyze too depressive for you?
>>71627573
True, you live.
>>71627595
So, you're a regular /tv/ user? bang.
Pleb in roman times: poor commoner
so that means I'm a patrician kek
>>71627752
>doesn't even know the definition of pleb
money had nothing to do with it
>>71627752
bang
>>71627617
Most of the people making anime don't understand storytelling. They aren't capable of delivering a consistent series. Emotional beats rarely hit and often are misguided and cheap. The series veer off into inconsequential arcs that exist to prolong the show and to deteriorate any veneer of momentum. I'm not sure if Texhnolyze could benefit from being cut down due to the deadly boring characters.
Paranoia Agent could have filled out a solid 5 episodes.
>>71621218
bang
>>71627961
bang
>>71621312
kys
>>71621239
good man
>>71628006
bang
>>71620934
I'm not a fat neckbeard that tries hard to fit in by adopting /tv/'s collective opinion on shows and movies. Can't say the same for all the underaged faggots on here.
>>71620934
Martian still the best comedy movie
>>71620934
i haven't watched a movie since TFA came out
i shitpost here daily and make fun of cinephile faggots
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Lethal Weapon is my favorite movie. I enjoy the Fast and Furious series. Friends is one of my favorite comedy sitcoms. I think it's better than Seinfeld.
>>71620934
Hollywood is not so bad after all. Studio executives are nice guys and gals who only want to make a little sum of money every year. The world should be grateful.
>>71620934
You should probably shoot yourself since you're too much of a pussy to voice your taste, making you a pleb by default.
Breathless and Bicycle Thieves are two of the greatest works in cinema.
Robocop
The Thing
Event Horizon
Vampire's Kiss
Wheels on Meals
The fifth element is a fantastic kino
The 400 Blows is a great movie.
I just raw dogged a chick and came inside while watching Fight Club.
>implying any of you beta cucks will ever know this feel
Sergio Leone is my favourite
The Band of Brothers Crossroads intro scene is the best in all of TV's history
>>71622819
Fucking kek, of course I've seen Weerasethakul, and the fact that you think "name dropping" him is impressive confirms you are a pleb. Zulawski "slipped through the cracks"? Seriously? If you've actually watched thousands of films, you've wasted your time watching a lot of shit films
>>71623144
Inherent vice is indeed a masterpiece
>>71620934
My favorite movie is Elite Squad
i have a unibrow
that means i dont even qualify
>>71620934
The 13th warrior is a good movie.
>>71620934
what movie is this pic from?
>>71632594
Shankshaw redemption
>>71632594
Pulp free biography
>>71620934
alot of people today dont realize the significance of the character Harry Steele, and what he had to contribute from the film "Secret of the Incas"
this film, unloved and woefully unremembered today for how slow paced and boring it was, spawned a character that is to still this day, one of the best received characters to exist in hollywood.
sir christopher lee, rest his noble soul, knew how to speak multiple languages. unrelatedly, he portrayed himself as a greek speaking arab in Storm over the nile, and as the yellow menace known as Fu Man Chu
in 1956 while filming Moby Dick, gregory peck was filming the peak scene where Ahab is stabbing at the cursed whale, Moby Dick. the film crew lost him for 15 minutes somewhere in the english sea before they found him afloat on the giant floating whale prop.
cannibal holocaust has unnecessary animal deaths on film, while africa addio, demonstrates on film, the resulting unnecessary deaths caused by the leaving colonists. while poachers and niggers have to smear their reputation make a living, the filmmakers of cannibal holocaust smeared their reputation for acting like dumb brutes/niggers in attempt to make "the pinnacle of mondo horror", a term that africa addio, greatly attributed to the genre.
i watch movies
I haven't seen a single piece in this thread so far since the only /tv/ related product I have watched is Filthy Frank's videography. I did this in a single sitting, while intermittently masturbating.
>>71620934
I've never seen an episode of GoT
The Thing is the greatest horror movie of all time
Everyone ITT: bang
>>71629526
FOR YOU!
>>71635909
Is it?
I'm gonna watch it for the first time ever tonight
>>71629566
bang
>>71630187
bang
>>71630438
bang
>>71630975
bang
>>71630978
bang
>>71631015
bang
>>71631651
bang
>>71631700
You live
>>71631837
bang
>>71631913
You live
>>71632161
You live
>>71632469
bang
>>71632478
Haven't seen it, you live.
>>71632501
bang
>>71632534
bang
>>71632594
bang
>>71633978
bang
>>71635835
bang
>>71635909
bang
>>71636129
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>>71636528
my baby shot me down
>>71628068
Booooom
>>71636598
bang bang
>>71620934
>>71633978
OP are you admitting you dont know Indiana Jones/Monterey Jack/Harrison Jones is based off of Harry Steele aka Charlton Heston from 1954's Secret of the Incas?
OP you are a turbo-pleb pretending to be something you are not. you are a liar.
Not even the Tsar's secret police wouldn't save you for the gulag. the Russian Okhrana would tie you to a pole and shoot you for being such a pleb.
I form my own opinion on the movies I see instead of blindly following what people online say
Peter Watkins is grossly overlooked
Jim Jarmusch is good when he isn't being too pretentious
Barry Lyndon is Kubrick's best movie
Olivier Assayas should do more biopics
Wolf Hall is the best show of the last 2 years
>>71624282
>mfw
>>71624241
His Che biopic was fantastic too
>>71636705
bang
>>71636711
You live
>>71636733
bang
Jackie Brown is pure KINO
>>71620934
>OP admits he doesn't know who indiana jones is
>>71636861
bang
>>71636814
Fight me fagit
>>71620998
this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen
>>71636949
bang
>>71637016
bang
>>71636528
>got fan
faggot
>>71636961
bang
>>71620934
I still like watchingFamily GuyandGame of Thrones
>>71637038
bang
>>71637039
Game Of Thrones is utter shit, fuck off. The Wire is the best tv show.
>>71637076
yet you shot me for never seeing it
game of thrones fan
>>71637064
As long as you admit both are shit, you live.
>>71620934
>>71637076
>The Wire
bang
>>71637120
bang
the only movie i ever watched fully with friends
>>71620934
Cool ranch
>>71637142
You think The Wire is bad? Well then, prove it or eat another bullet.
>>71620934
OP you forgot to reload your 7-round magazine stupid pleb
I thoroughly enjoyed this movie
>>71637161
You live
>>71637210
bang
>>71637223
You live.
>>71620934
you missed me faggot
trying adjusting your irons, bitchboi
>>71620934
i live to post in your shitty thread, how much of a faggot you are, OP
>the P is for pleb
>>71637448
bang
>>71637399
maybe it was divine intervention
