one true queen edition
>>71617011 old
>>71619075
>meme thread
>shit waifu
Cancer
azor stannis
Emilia is VERY cute
>>71619075
FIRST FOR MY QUEEN
>>71619075
op personally took the time to make this image so they could use it as a general cover for attention
pathetic
Azor Arya
>>71619125
>someone actually wasted time making this
>>71619125
literally the best character.
>>71619075
>>71619095
Still better than a book edition, and a fan art edition. And how many fucking Jon threads have there been?
Cast her.
My pick is Arya Stark.
>>71619095
>shit waifu
delete this faggot
>>71619075
Other than Jamie what character are you most disappointed with in the show in terms of adaption from the book. Please be as much of a assblasted bookfag as possible
>>71619120
>is
was
>>71619125
Why he help Cersei?
>>71619151
You have to go back.
>>71619173
That's her most recent pic
>>71619179
and shes not cute in it
>>71619176
>Why he help Cersei?
Cause he's fucking loyal that's why.
He's the Davos of House Lannister.
I´m fuckin depressed because I know she will die
>>71619156
>And how many fucking Jon threads have there been?
Not enough
Azor Jon!
>>71619195
hows it feel being a faggot
>>71619170
minor, but the Others
ice zombie devil men are not Others
how fucking dead is emilias career going to be after she cant ride the coattails of GOTs fame any more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxEuXG3hkI
>>71619170
>what character are you most disappointed with in the show in terms of adaption from the book.
Aegon Targaryen (cut)
All right boys. Let's play a little roleplaying game.
So you're Brother Lancel. You're charged with bringing the Queen Mother to her trial since she didn't show up. You exit the Sept and see some random little kid running down the stairs. Do you:
>A: Ignore the little faggot.
>B: Bring your bros with you and chase him because he's kind of suspicious - completely deviating from your entire purpose.
>C: Tell your bros to go do the job you were in charge of while you chase the fucker all by yourself into dark alleyways and corridors because lol why not?
>D: Find a breastplate stretcher.
>>71619234
Big mouthed clown
Bran is better than Jon.
What is with the almost non-stop kinslaying this season? Every house seems to be destroying itself.
>>71618767
>is whore in real life
>plays whore in a tv show
poetry
>>71619208
zoom in, really look at her face. She feels exactly the same.
>>71619176
Because he is an opportunist.
Also a chance to get revenge on Mountain and that old fat pedomaester
>>71619273
E: send a pair of bros to go after him while the rest continue with me
>>71619170
The fucked up right from the start.
>>71619234
>horse teeth
>>71619253
Nigga I dont think you understand how it works
Even if shes just riding the GoT fame shes going to very well, even before GoT has ended she was cast as sarah fucking connor and almost as lara croft
shes going to be fine
>>71619304
dark salsa is going to kinslay bran and jon next
Who is our #1 guy and our #1 girl?
Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever
Jon
>Can walk
>>71619273
can i instead just say bringing her clearly wont work from experience?
>>71619325
>implying shes not being hired for roles just because of stuntcasting
>>71619170
Ellaria sand. She is a prime example of how the writers fundamentally misunderstand asoiaf. In both books and show she is presented as being right but there are some small difference in what she says.
>books
>oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die, must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?
>show
>No weak man shall ruin dorne and we shall get revenge on the lannisters for killing oberyn.
Just a small difference there
>>71619296
get fucked Cat
>>71619327
>dark salsa is going to kinslay bran and jon next
Not shocking. She already killed Rickon so she can rule Winterfell. She learned well from CIA.
>>71619369
Cat was right the whole time
avenge her arya
>>71619178
you have to kys
>>71619075mad about cute
>>71619348
No. You don't get to learn that bringing like 6 other bros earlier to do just this exact task ended up killing your faggot boyfriend and breaking his gay little snowflake of a club.
>>71619164
Nymeria is still alive.
>>71619378
poor bran traveled all the way past the wall and all the way back only to get shanked by salsa just for having a penis
>>71619385
>Euron x Cersei
>Jon is King!
>implying he isn't a puppet of Salsa, CIA, Davos, Tormund.
>>71619263
Varys instead of being a cunning mastermind with a huge secret plan is a little faggot no cock boy who is helping Dany for no reason and is a good man who does nothing wrong
Varys and Jaime got absolutely butchered, I don't think D&D have any interest in them at all and just dropped them onto Dany and Cercei's storylines because they don't know what to do with them
>>71619404
you forgot your trip
>>71619273
>High Sparrow wants to see Cersei, sends Lancel+4 sparrows to get her
>She tells him to fuck off and UnGregor kills 1 of them
1 week later
>High Sparrow is shocked Cersei won't show up when she's asked to even though she just did that
>Sends Lancel+2 sparrows this time
What did he think would happen?
>>71619382
She already did.
>>71619419
>little
>>71619449
jon is still alive so no
>>71619419
best thumbnail
There any chance that Melly go with Cersei?
>>71619446
>What did he think would happen?
What happened to the Sparrows he sent for Cersei? Halfway to the Red keep the saw the blast.
>>71619458
Don't be mean, she was bulkin'
>The North, Vale, Riverlands, Iron Islands.
>vs
>Crownlands, Westerlands, The Reach, Dorne.
>>71619144
where is his right hand?
>>71619469
Arya liked Ned better, and Ned would hate her for doing that.
Dad wins. Get double fucked by him, Cat.
>>71619500
its time to stop bulking, she's closing in on 300 pounds
>>71619475
>Halfway to the Red keep the saw the blast.
Wait a second, were the fags that got rekt by the bell and then incinerated the same two dudes Lancel sent after Cersei?
>>71619508
on her ass
>>71619304
I'm fairly certain that's an intentional motif
>>71619075
>emilia overacts like a motherfucker
can you imagine the sex with her? all her screaming like a pornstar when youve barely inserted the tip.
emilia is trash
>>71619508
>>71619522
>Ellaria Sand
>Renly Baratheon
>Yara Greyjoy
Any other LGBTQ monarchs/lords in the show?
>>71619405
Nah, Bran will be kept around because his penis is probably worthless by now. Just like Theon, Varys, and Greyworm, he'll be the dickless sidekick but for the North.
>>71619306
Congratulations dude, what's it like being from 5 years ago?
>>71619545
she is not overacting in got. she plays a bitch faced cunt.
Why are people calling Jon "Jahaerys" now?
>>71619125
our guy
>>71619349
im not implying that at all you mong im implying that she has enough star power to be hired for the next 20+ years
fuckin autist
>>71619575
that doesnt mean hes not still ahead of sansa by all the laws of succession, the same laws sansa would have to rely on as her #1 claim. bran cant be allowed to live because that fucks it all up.
Link me cute emilia videos so I can make webms
>>71619573
loras, oberyn
>>71619636
>the next 20+ years
oh dear the delusion is strong
>tfw waifuposting is returning for off season
glorious
>>71619660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfI_mUIvYq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgIo3NqAWDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhMYk8ZrKaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw0J1JJmnXA
>>71619334
>our #1 guy
is this even a question?
>>71619684
i'd be mad but im an emiliafag and a masiefag so hello
>>71619176
in the show? Because why not.
in the books? Who knows.
>>71619660
They need to get her in a room with Chris Evans
>>71619273
>E: Get on my knees and let strong fill me up with his corpse semen
>>71619442
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>71619709
He was such a weak fag in the finale though
>>71619662
>>71619573
There's probably an argument to be made for Ramsay, too.
>>71619742
nah she has a crush on nick jonas
I will literally drop the show if Emilia dies.
This is our guy and you can do nothing about it. You got a problem, you can always go back.
>>71619170
>Book Littlefinger: Smug cunt that's always in charge in every situation
>Show Littlefinger: ayy Cersei I herd u let Jaime fug you right in da pussy :DDDDD, beta's out to Cat when confronted about Ned's death
>>71619781
dont give a shit, I just want to see them laugh at the same time
>>71619779
>There's probably an argument to be made for Ramsay, too.
Did Ramsay rape Theon?
>>71619748
DID HE DIED!?
>>71619802
unfortunately in the show he's only a plot device to let Jon know of his parents.
>>71619334
>our guy
Qyburn
>our girl
Cersie
>>71619800
You need to be shot for misuse of "literally".
In a fucking ditch.
>>71619802
He's my guy.From now until forever
>>71619384
>Wasted
>>71619829
You need to be shot for your crimes against Scientology.
>>71619125
B E S T B O Y
E
S
T
B
O
Y
>>71619802
shinji??
>>71619819
I think his sadistic fascination and relationship with Reek prior to Theon, as well as with Theon, has more than a little homoerotic undertones. He probably raped Theon.
Yes yes
well done Lord Stark
HOWEVER
>>71619176SCIENCE!
Did Salsa tell Jon Bran isn't ded? Cause Bran would be pretty pissed knowing Jon is stilling his crown right now.
>>71619866
Who's this semen demon?
>>71619884
So that's why Ramsay saved Theon from the rapists. He wanted that ass all for himself.
>wake up
>/got/ is still alive
Does this mean we're here till next season?
>>71619704
you're gonna have to give me a second im too drunk to make these quickly
Some Spanish tv show asked Sophie Turner either who Sansa wants to kill or who wants to kill her (idk Spanish) and she said Cersei and:
>"Maybe… Maybe Littlefin…? No, not Littlefinger. I like them as a duo.
She literally changed her mind mid sentence. Sophie is amazing.
Post GoT inspired band names:
>Danny and the Dragons (Danny as in nickname for Daniel; initialism D&D)
>Sons of Craster
>The Greatest Band That Ever Was Or Will Be
>Ninepenny Kings
>>71619887
regards to your sister dead dayne..
oh sorry, she threw herself outta the window and is as dead as tommen
>>71619923
Jon already knew Bran wasn't dead.
>>71619950
>that webm
horrifying
>>71619766
>Every time I'm faced with a decision, I close my eyes and see the same picture. Whenever I consider an action, I ask myself will this action help to make this picture a reality? Pull it out of my mind and into the world? And I only act if the answer is yes. A picture of me on the Iron Throne and you by my side.
that's romantic not weak
>>71619887
who would win in a fight between him and Fookin Legund ?
>>71619976
>Jon already knew Bran wasn't dead.
So he's a usurper.
>>71619976
he does? BS
>>71619950
fuck I cringed
>>71619982
I think it was romantic too :')
Hey do you guys remember when the High Sparrow made it out of the Sept alive and well? Great times bros.
>>71619981
>No new posts
hows it feel to be a faggot
>>71619959
she is female. changing their minds at the drop of a hat comes with the territory
>>71620001
I still didn't see a body.
>>71619923
> Cause Bran would be pretty pissed knowing Jon is stilling his crown right now.
No, Bran is a sweet lad. He'd be happy for Jon. But I am pissed on his behalf, for both him and the North.
>>71619985
>mfw Bran knows the truth and beheads this false Stark, Targaryen usurper the second he gets back
Fucking deserved it that little zombie faggot
>>71619991
Here's a hint, when you attempt to correct someone, make sure you're not the one full of shit.
>I know how hard it is, Sam, believe me. When you told me about Bran going beyond the Wall, all I could think about was getting my strength back so I could go and find him.
>>71619949
Yes
>>71620026
That might be because it was vaporized pajamalam.
>>71620000
i wanted to see the sex scene but this show isn't romantic
>>71619949
Only time will tell
>>71620042
The books and show tell it differently you confirmed faggot
breera
>>71620081
That IS from the show you fucking idiot.
>>71619949
Maybe, /got/ was only banned for the first time last year when Marcus and jonautist took their sperging to a whole 'nother level
What do you think her poo's look and smell like? And whats her shitting schedule?
My guess:
>Inbetween runny and thick
>Definitely corn
>Dark brown
>Smells horrible (All girls shits smell)
As for the schedule:
I'd say up to two-three times daily.
Anus color:
Brown. Definitely.
>>71619982
>A picture of me on the Iron Throne and you by my side.
Septa Mordane looks at the Iron Throne with Sansa in 1x04 and says:
>"Someday your husband will sit there and you will sit by his side."
COINCIDENCE?
>>71620083
Arya will kill Bran for the good of the realm. She'll likely be killed by Meera after or during the fact.
>>71619949
you think anyone here has a life?
>>71620114
>you will sit by his side
>clearly no other chairs even close to the Iron Throne
Was Septa Mordane retarded?
>>71620103
pls no
>>71620125
not before arya and meera wrestle each other a bit I hope
>>71620002
pretty good
>>71620099
Do you have screenshots of it? I checked out before the season even ended because it was ridiculous but I didn't take screens.
>>71620095
The books are canon though, so the guy you originally replied to was correct that Jon doesn't know about Bran
>>71620114
Well her betrothed was Joffery.
>>71620141
she has double vision due to advanced age
>>71620135
I do...I just choose not to live it
>>71620165
Try again you fucking idiot, because the original comment was about Jon being crowned, which guess, what, isn't from the books.
>>71620125
>Arya will kill Bran for the good of the realm
That's literally the opposite of what is good for the realm. The worst possible thing. Why is /got/ so fucking wrong all the time?
>>71620141
>Cersei sits beside the throne when Ned confronts her and Joff after Robert dies
Was anon retarded?
What is Dayanarys going to do when she learns Hon is her nephew and has the best claim to the throne?
>>71620060
it was pretty romantic. the snow falling, the music, the tension. it felt intimate even though there was no kiss.
if sansa had been in that situation with the hound or jon, there would be no question about it.
>>71620157
Why would I? It was cringy as fuck, I was glad it got banned because it made Marcus fuck off forever. Just search the archive for 'jonautist' and 'marcus' in april-june 2015
>>71620183
In parts where the book and show overlap, the books are canon. If the show has passed the books in places those things are canon until fatman corrects them.
Jon is king right now but he does NOT know about Bran
>>71620203
Bastards don't have any claim to the throne.
>inb4 muh polygamy
>>71620168
then they could've had her say "prince joffrey will sit by your side"
i maintain that it's foreshadowing.
>>71620203
no this bitch never going to be a Queen
>>71620223
No you dumb motherfucker, the books and the show are separate continuities, each with their own canons. Stop fucking posting.
>>71620203
>best claim to the throne?
>bastards have claims over trueborns now
>>71620231
>foreshadowing
>in dragons and surprise deaths on ice
>>71620141
Pretty sure we've seen them stick chairs next to the iron throne in the past (e.g season 1 when Ned was on it and CIA was sat next to him, giving him advice when the mountain was raping the riverlands up).
>>71619949
It devolved into shit only two days after the finale (as opposed to the three or four it takes during the season minus the first one which is also shit), they might as well ban it.
>>71620114
it's like poetry
it rhymes
>1+300 AC
>Trusting bastards
"The old High Septon told my father that king's laws are one thing, and the laws of the gods another", the boy said stubbornly. "Trueborn children are made in a marriage bed and blessed by the Father and the Mother, but bastards are born of lust and weakness, he said. King Aegon decreed that his bastards were not bastards, but he could not change their nature. The High Septon said all bastards are born to betrayal... Daemon Blackfyre, Bittersteel, even Bloodraven. Lord Rivers was more cunning than the other two, he said, but in the end he would prove himself a traitor, too. The High Septon counseled my father never to put any trust in him, nor in any other bastards, great or small".
>>71620240
He was simply referring to that in regards to the telltale games. Jon does NOT know about Bran and I would appreciate it if you would stop replying to me
The books came first, just because d&d fucked up some of the storylines it doesn't change what the original, official canon of the story is
>>71620114
SALSA CONFIRMED FOR QUEEN
>robert baratheon dies so that daenerys can have an easier time invading
>stannis and renly die so that danny is the only one left with a valid claim and not seen as an invador, bastartheons also die
>robb and boltons die because they had ambitions to keep the north independent from the iron throne, which would bring them at odds with danny
>entire fucking wall storyline was a tool to kill and ressurect jon so that he could abandon his vows without being seen as a deserter
>likeable characters like tyrion and varys support danny out of the blue even though we have no idea even after 6 years about their ideologies and aspirations
>king in the north jon who conveniently survived a cavalry charge, an arrow barrage and got teleporting vale reinforcements also happens to be a targaryen, woohoo he can now swear fealty to his auntie ;)
nice show. gee, i wonder what the ending will be...
>>71620157
Heres a taste of quality Marcus posting
>>71620271
Do you ever sleep, faggot? Are you not taking summer courses? Fucking slacker.
>>71620260
It has been shit since literally the day it was unbanned. Please dig up some /got/ thread with quality discussion and no meme spamming, I would love to see it
>>71620141
how does it feel to be wrong?
>>71620241
rhaegar married lyanna didn't he?
>>71619474
Cersei just BURNED the sept of the seven.
If Melly or ANY red priest hears this, they will make Cersei a saint.
>>71620287
No you dumb motherfucker, he clearly says there is a "book canon" and a "show canon." This is the last post a worthless troll like you gets.
>>71620319
>rhaegar married lyanna didn't he?
uhhh no
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>>71620313
>Fucking slacker.
where do you think we are?
>>71620314
There were at least two or three quality posts a thread in each of the non-shit days.
>>71620250
yep
Why is this woman so pointy?
>>71620319
not yet confirmed. but jon has a valyrian name in reality. so probably they did.
>>71620328
please stop replying to me
calling me a troll isn't going to make you more right, its just a last pathetic deflection from someone who's clearly lost
>>71620114
>these shitty fucking dumblr .gifs
Can you fuck off already? God damn.
>>71620358
His name is Aenys Blackfyre
Having just finished the season and not having shit to watch until the new season comes out I thought about getting into the books.
The only problem is I have 0 fucking time to read anymore.
I have a shit ton of credits with audible, do you all think it's worth listening to or am I better off trying to read the book?
>>71620367
>posting neogaf
Back to /v/ with you, redditor.
>"even now i could cut through the four of you like butter"
what did he mean by this?
>>71620342
incredible.
/got/ should be banned year round even when the show is running
>>71620375
Takes longer to listen to a book than to read it
>>71620371
>Blackfyre
Never post again.
For Cerseifags,will you gonna drop this shit when she dies?
>>71620371
Blackfyre was a seperate house. so no.
>>71620375
the books are the easiest thing in the world to read and the only reason you'll want to stop is because of GRRMisms like "fat pink mast" so you can take a break to roll your eyes and shitpost here about shitty lines
>>71620393
If you commute, audiobooks are nice.
>>71620376
Make me a 4chins one then, faggot. I saved this ages ago. The point still stands.
>>71620375
If you have time to watch a serie, you have time to read a book, nigger
>>71620371
never reply to me or my sisters bastard ever again
>>71620398
>ll you gonna drop this shit when she dies?
We will just jump ship to this guy.
>>71620375
Just take a half hour every night before bed or some shit
>>71620341
I for one have a very important job at a fortune 500 company. It requires very little effort, so most of my time is spent posting pictures of Bran Stark because it upsets autists on /got/. Don't you dare call me a NEET. I am the 1%
>>71619176
Cersei gave him power and gives him funds and subjects for his experiments.
>>71620393
people with autism read really slowly. audiobooks are faster for them.
>>71620393
Yes but a book requires my full attention, can't multi-task.
>>71620192
cuz there's no need for someone as powerful as the three-eyed raven to be in the realm. We've already seen that Bran can affect the past through warging. We haven't seen him go much into the future but three-eyed ravens also possess this ability along with dream invasions. It's very likely that Bran was the one to cause Aerys to go mad and start the chain of events that led to this. To end the circular conflict, Bran must be killed.
The night king wishes to possess Bran and use his powers for himself. Bran can't defeat the Night King; this is the job of Azor Ahai (who is Tyrion).
Arya will recieve visions from the faceless god to kill Bran and do so.
>>71620398
>when she dies
mfw when cercei wins the battle of the three retarded faggots no one likes
>>71620379
he's just not a margarine guy
>>71620398
this >>71620417 desu senpai
>>71620379
He meant that he was the greatest swordsman the Seven Kingdoms had ever known.
Dayne faggots need not apply.
>>71620431
>Yes but a book requires my full attention, can't multi-task.
ADHD generation everyone
no wonder half of you retards have no idea what's going on in the show
>>71620411
>The point still stands.
You don't control me.
>>71620431
>a book requires my full attention
Its nice not having downs syndrome
>>71620379
>old fuck isn't as good as he used to be in his prime
no fucking way
>>71620432
>Arya kills Bran
>Azor Tyrion
>Faceless god
This is good trolling. It actually made me angry for a moment.
>>71620431
>Yes but a book requires my full attention
>this is a bad thing
kys
>>71620450
>ADHD generation.
I'm 34. I'll just do what >>71620418
says and read before I go to bed, though I won't be able to shit post with you fags anymore.
>>71620472
ou n
>Ser Anon, I hear we are to be betrothed, but only if your house can offer something of value to Bear Island
>>71620431
>he just admitted he doesn't pay full attention when he watches
this explains a lot.
>>71620435
Best final ever
>>71620480
Still "ADHD", you have time to waste on a tv serie but you can't be bothered to read a book
>>71620461
Do you feel in charge?
>>71620480
you can be 34 and have adhd you dumb shit
Cersei and Jaime will die together at Casterly Rock.
>>71619972
>Focking Legends
>>71620432
>The night king wishes to possess Bran and use his powers for himself. Bran can't defeat the Night King; this is the job of Azor Ahai (who is Tyrion).
What if the Night King just wants to prevent the children from turning him into a white walker and thus ending his existence?
>>71620480
34 is still considered a millenial.
>>71620494
I was prepared to offer House Mormont 10,000 fucks, but I'm afraid I have none to give. KYS, Bearwench
>>71620507
>karl tanner
>the only worthwhile dirkman in the show
>the only good fight next to the red viper and the mountain
>>71620504
Jaime gonna kill Cersei as he killed mad king.
And then it will be Brienna who will end his life.
>>71620494
how about three fiddy?
>>71620558
>Jaime gonna kill Cersei as he killed mad king.
pottery
>>71620494
>offer something of value to Bear Island
How about not being completely fucking annihilated with your 62 soldiers there to defend your shit?
had to make my own subs for this shit
>>71620572
>tree fiddy
>>71620347
She was cute with long hair
>>71620504
No,The Mountain is going to kill he
>>71620597
>Tyrion is a bastard of Aerys.
Citation needed
>>71620582
Nice one, pops! How 'bout a hug?
>>71620591
somebody please fucking kill her
>>71620604
>No,The Mountain is going to kill he
>everyone thinks the Mountain is undead
>he's actually alive under brainwashing of Qyburn
>HELP ME TAKE THIS MASK OFF
>LET ME LOOK AT YOU WILL MY OWN EYES
>>71620572
Deal.
Only that i want is Kelly C raping Cerci
>>71620628
you mad fucker?
