Be honest, you're excited for this movie
This shit looks gay
/v/ is tsundere for capeshit and Game of Thrones, not legitimate normalfag comedies.
>>71610191
We're talking about the movie, not (You)
>dude sausages look like penises lmao
This is something a 7 year old finds funny.
what is seth rogans deal?
>>71610180
Go away seth
>>71610231
>/v/
Stay there, don't come back.
>>71610489
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>>71610415
Seth rogan is 5x as rich as you tho (and not a virgin)
>>71610485
Sir, marijuana consumption is hilarious, explosion of laughter.
>>71610180
I'm not excited.
I'll see it for fun though
>>71610522
That makes him 10x as rich as you and even less of a virgin. What's your point here, garbage boy?
>>71610485
Nigga made gangbusters with a movie that was basically him and Evan Goldberg jerking each other off. Got a free pass after that.
DUDE IT LOOKS LIKE A KIDS MOVIE BUT ITS ACTUALLY NOT LMAO
>>71610522
Where the hell did that come from? What motivates you so much about sausage party that you're having a hard time believing some people don't care about this movie? Fucking autism these days man, I tell ya
>>71610722
DUDE HOT DOGS LOOK LIKE COCKS LMAO
From the trailer this strikes me as the kind of movie that would be really unsettling if I was high. Makes me glad I don't smoke pot anymore and won't see this movie either
>>71610180
>a hero will rise
>sausage looks like an erect penis
holy shit this is comedy genius
If you have to rely on cursing for the punchline, your product is guaranteed shit.
DUDE
DICKS
LMAO
>>71611063
I had to quit for my first "real job". I miss it terribly but I do feel more like an adult now that I've quit
>>71610180
why hasn't Seth Rogen been castrated yet?
It will only be good if there's little to no DUDE WEED LMAO humor
>>71611420
>Seth Rogen film
>little to no DUDE WEED LMAO humor
pick one
>>71611420
>Seth Rogan playing anything but a loudmouthed pothead
Can it be done?
>>71611450
>>71611464
Recent Rogan films had much less DWL humor than his early shit. He seems to actually be growing up.
>>71610180
>excited
>this movie
choose one you faggot
>>71611337
Eh, I just stopped smoking because it stopped being enjoyable. It made me too in my head, I'd overanalyze everything that was happening, drinking is better anyway
>>71611515
do we exist in the same timeline?
>>71611955
Neighbors (both one and two) and This is the End had minimal DWL humor
>the whole script leaked online
>that orgy scene\
https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf
>>71612235
BRAVO SETH
>>71612235
>Reading
>90% of the joke so far are SAUSAGES LOOK LIKE DICKS AND BUNS ARE VAGINNIES
Jesus christ, this movie is fucking awful.
>>71612445
dude DICKS lmao
>>71612407
cont
>>71610180
I think you're the only one anon
>>71612529
>and eats out his ass
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
BRAVO SETH
>>71612623
dude SEX lmao
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>>71611133
Kill yourself
>>71612745
since you're here why dont defend this seth?
>>71612744
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>>71612529
>>71612407
>>71612529
>brenda and teresa 69 while the guys watch and jerk off
>the scene reupts into a HOT STEAMING ORGY
Is this a fanfiction?
>>71612782
lel im not seth you dumbass.
If you read forrest gump you would think it's stupid as fuck, it's about the motion in emotions.
>>71612811
its the real script, whole thing already got leaked
>>71612861
>the scene erupts into a HOT, STEAMING ORGY
motion in emotions huh?
>>71610522
>>71610180
No not at all. I wouldn't see it for free.
How much are you NEET neckbeards worth?
>>71611685
>overanalyze everything
I hate that shit. It's only recently made me start thinking negatively, but happens every time now. Can't even feel good watching a movie after smoking anymore.
DUDE VEGETABLES LMAO
I'm excited for parents inadvertently taking their kids to see it.
I know parents who took their kids to see Ted and then complained to the theater.
>>71614302
>tfw you can hear his laugh while reading this
>>71610522
>dubs wasted on some summer child
fuck bros... i can't cum to this
>>71612035
>minimal
>one of the main plot points of neighbors 2 was weed
I'm actually excited for this, I like stupid raunchy adult animation. People on /tv/ really hate Seth Rogen.
>>71610522
Woah Seth Rogan has 500 bucks? Nice
>>71612744
If dubs I'll jerk off to this scene in the theatre and record it.
>>71610180
Of course I am. Unlike some people on this antisemitic board, I am not afraid to admit I like Seth Rogen and the trailer made me laugh.
>>71610529
Seriously. This is just another stoned rogen movie where he got lit and said " dude, like what if food was real, and they saw the horror of being bought and taken to a home? And like....it can be all terrifying for them. Dick jokes are still funny right? The ill play a weiner. And the food will smike weed at some point, because i love weed and weed is funny"
Pass. The concept is funny, but seth rogen is not. Big pass.
>>71611420
It won't be good then, if your post number is any indication.
rip annapurina
>>71610522
he definitely cannot be called a virgin after the pounding he took in the divorce. watch him become the next JUST guy.
>>71610180
>that cast
>tfw you will never be a millionaire having fun making whatever stupid movies you want with your bros.
The fact that their movies also make bank in the box office is just salt on the wound.
>>71610522
>>71610522
He's got $20k in his bank account? Nice
>>71611362
Michael Cera is in the Seth Rogen clique?
>>71610180
they literally blew the entire twist and only surprising factor about this movie in the opening trailer. What a waste.
>>71612744
>GO FRANK! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO FRANK! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
>>71616702
When's the movie in your pic coming out?
>>71612407
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>>71612744
Step aside, Tarkovsky
>>71617333
Hopefully never, it's been in production for years
>>71610180
>hehhhuhuhhuh
>>71610180
The best thing about this movie is i heard the preview was accidentally shown at a Finding Dory screening. It looked like a kids film for a while too. The surprises must have been pretty awesome. I would pay 10 bucks just to see that.
>>71615370
Check em
>>71612529
>open's
>get's
Did Seth graduate high school?
>>71610180
>Jewish degeneracy
mmm i'll pass
>>71610180
So he is the Adam sandler of our generation. making 200M movies where all he does is shit with his pals.
>>71618958
Just wait until he starts making movies just to go on vacations
I am. Anyone that says they're not is a contrarian
>>71610522
Go to bed Seth it's late
>>71618908
A jaw making a movie about pork?
>>71618908
>ass eating in a jew movie
GEE AM I SURPRISED
So, is there going to be a clams & oysters are vaginas joke. Extra points for a roast beef joke.
Shit writes itself, really.
>>71610180
I keep forgetting it exists until someone makes a thread about it.
I've read the script as just want to see the orgy in motion now.
>>71610180
It's an original american comedy aimed at adults disguised as a kids film it's a great idea and we need more new ideas that try to something different like this - you literally have no good reason not to watch this other DUDE WEED.
>>71617333
Last I read, it was November of this year. I checked the wikipedia and they now removed that date. Hopefully it gets shelved.
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>>71622340
what movie is it?
>>71622644
The Masterpiece
The Disaster Artist adapatation helmed
>>71622644
>>71622705
*helmed by that faggot James Franco.
Sorry, I hit send too soon. Rage
>>71622716
>>71622705
The Cast list isn't bad, I mean it has potential as a comedy film.
Saw this at Bonnaroo before anybody a few weeks ago.
Was funny in its moments but not all great, and that sex scene was actually fucking hilarious.
>>71610237
/rekt
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>>71612744
>tfw shit like this gets greenlit and your ideas will never see the light of day.
Please take me
>>71623887
have you tried being jewish?
>>71623927
Not yet but if I want a career I'll have to
>>71623970
atta boy, for a little demonstration go see how many jewish people there are in hollywood compared to non jews. Then go check the population of jews compared to non jews in the U.S.
>mfw this got 100% on rotten tomatoes while literal masterpieces got lower ratings
>>71624033
Is that why this place is so anti-semetic
DUDE
If we are being completely honest here I haven't been excited for anything Seth Rogen related since Pineapple Express. I saw Neighbors and was pleasantly surprised but Seth gets stuck in the same roles for all his movies. It gets to a point where its just dull.
B R U H H.
SHE T H I C C
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>>71616702
shill: the thread.
