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Jay and Josh talk about Eraserhead
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argh they come off as pretentious. What a shitty movie eraserhead looks like

https://youtu.be/UmvNJ3YuH9o
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>>71607905

I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Space Cop was a pathetic, abysmal failure of a film, and I have nothing but scorn and contemptuous laughter for the morons who have been supporting Red Letter Media for years with patronage. Laziness and lack of organisation will ALWAYS shine through, in the end.

Red Letter Media have based their entire schtick around "humorous irony" but this time, when they themselves were put to the test ("can YOU make a good film, with all your supposed knowledge about it?") their true colors shone through for all to see. I knew it would happen, of course. I knew it from the first time I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and attempt to view one of their videos on Youtube.

Hopefully as a direct result of this, one or more of the members of Red Letter Media will realise that they are, and have been, nothing but an abhorrent failure "half-assing it" through life, and put an end to it. Their life, that is. Now THAT I would give patronage to.

Make your suicides happen, Red Letter Media. It's the only chance at redemption you all have.
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>>71607905
What the fuck? Why was the last thread deleted?
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>threads gets deleted
>he posts another one
How much per thread, OP?
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>>71607984
>they come off as pretentious
Pretty sure you don't know what pretentious means, son. Best thing about this video is how accessible and reasonable they come across.
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How long until mods delete this thread?
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>>71608084
OP is a cuck doing it for free
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>Josh
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>beardfat

no thanks
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>>71607984
Go watch an Angry Video Game Nerd reaction video to the movie then, it might be more suited for you.
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>>71607984
>pretentious
He go-to word of idiots that lack critical thinking skills
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These guys are something else.
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oh no , RLM likes a movie that I like too tell people I like
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>"The Wizard"

how about no
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>>71607905
I liked it seemed like a pretty accurate rundown of the film without getting too tryhard

I would still never watch this film, seems like a shitty blend of dull and unsettling
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>>71607905
are they ever going to tear into Warcraft?

i liked the movie but i would like to see half-in-the-bag of it from them
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>>71609531
They're not doing it.
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>>71609574
any particular reason why?
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>>71609634
Jay said on pre rec that neither he or Mike care for Warcraft and would rather spend the time on something they did care about.
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>>71609709
aight thanks
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This might be the first RLM video that's legitimately bad.
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>>71609709
that never seemed to stop them before, they often watch blockbusters they dont like just to tear into them, that makes up like 3/4 or half in the bags actually
I wanted to see them rip into this abomination :^(
we need to start spamming them with requests, what is the best platform for doing this?
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HOW DO THEY KNOW THAT MIKE IS THE CULT OF PERSONALITY THAT DRIVES EVERYTHING FORWARD?

HOW DO THEY KNOW!?!?!?
I WAS ABOUT TO CLICK IT OFF BUT NOW IM TOO SPOOKED AND HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL
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>josh in the thumbnail
why have they not gotten rid of him and jack yet they are both unbearable
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>>71607905
They need to either avoid doing visual gags, or just put up the full discussion on youtube, because it feels like they want me to watch these twice to get all the content.
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>>71610109
>watch video
>it finishes
>start soundcloud
>skip to timestamp of ending
>keep listening
Wow
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>>71607984
>looks like

Ahahahahhahhaha

Have any of you fucks seen a movie
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>>71609531
I saw it and would also like to see a HITB review of it so that I know what to think of it. It would give me some good discussion points to use when talking about it with co-workers, just like their reviews do for other movies :^)
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>>71610221
nobody watches this art student crap
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>>71610165
fucking christ, these pretentious assholes (who don't even work in Hollywood or live in LA) talk about this pleb bait for 3 hours.
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>>71609482
do people like you really exist
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i swear to god this entire board is full of fucking teenagers. Can you fucking children really not discuss a movie that isn't about superheroes or is 100% cgi?
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Why are they saying the movie is scary?
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Has the making of the baby in Eraserhead been revealed yet?
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>>71610838
Everything by David Lynch is nonsensical artsy claptrap.
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>>71610838
excuuuse us dr. pretentious. isn't there a criterion blu ray you should be fondling
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>>71610881
how old are you?
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>>71610904
>>>/cape/
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>>71607984
>Looks like

At least watch it first before shitposting
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>>71610848
Because the movie is scary
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its "scary" for skinny latte-sipping beretlords maybe
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>>71609976
>cult of personality

I think they just realize the prequel trilogy reviews (esp. the TPM one) were the biggest things to come out of RLM, and perhaps the only ones with an actual footprint in popular culture. And these are all Mike

Mike enabled the whole thing with the early Plinkett successes
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>>71611166
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>>71611180
They've were making movies for years before the Plinkett reviews. Try again.
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>>71611166
It's scary to anyone who is entering a phase of sir life that they're incredibly I'll-prepared for.

Perhaps the Nightmare on Elm Street remake is more your speed. Lots of sudden loud noises in that one to startle you and make you think you're being legitimately scared.
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>>71611219

And did these catapult them into relevance in the slightest? Nobody even cared. got big with Mr. Plinkett
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Jeez I haven't been here in a while.

Has this board really gone to such shit that fucking Eraserhead is too much for it to handle?
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>>71609482

>I would still never watch this film

RLM fans in a nutshell
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>>71611266
Elm Street remake was FUCKED. UP. No lie.
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>>71608019
Was Space Cop your first RLM movie?
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BEARDFAT
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>>71610661
I can smell your peasantry over the internet, garbage boy.
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>>71609165
>I like too tell people I like
What went wrong with your upbringing?
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>>71611423
no but it was their last
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>>71609903
They don't want to risk Mike actually liking the movie and embarrassing them further.
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>>71610698
They talked about it for 30-something minutes.
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>>71611166
It's unsettling, it sets up an uncomfortable atmosphere perfectly with very limited elements. This is not a contest to see how manly you are, you tepid cockstain.
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>>71611434
>h-he's making fun of us
>better tell him to go back to his hugbox, we don't tolerate that stuff here

I've probably been here much longer than you. This place has objectively gone to shit.
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>>71611284
>And did these catapult them into relevance in the slightest?
We're still talking about them. The idea that we should only discuss mainstream trash is somewhat hilarious.
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>>71611296
Nah, it's the nostalgia critic fans. They're mostly mental patients and fuckups, you stupid fucks allowed them to nest in here and now they've infected the board with their brain damage permanently. If it's not a cartoon or based on a comic book, their brains are unable to handle it, so they lash out.
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>>71611712
>uncomfortable atmosphere
sounds like a real fright-fest
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>>71607905

>please go to our soundcloud account to hear the rest cause 40 minute youtube videos is out of the relm of our normal format
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>>71611434
You're insane if you think /tv/ is okay.

I had to fucking tell people what rule of thirds was in another thread
absolutely fucking ridiculous.
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>>71611852
>rule of thirds
third movie in a trilogy is the worst one. basic stuff. you're not all that.
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>>71611180
>And these are all Mike
It was Mike, Rich and Jay.
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>>71611852
> hurr durr nobody knows my pedestrian movie meme """rule""" from the 80s

get the FUCK OFF of this site, right now.
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>>71611888
you're not funny.
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>>71611852
>meme of turds

Just get the fuck out of here please
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>>71607905

>those elevator doors closing is funnier than the hangover films
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Jessi is gone forever isn't she ;_;
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>>71611951
>>71611969
this board is hopeless
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artfag infestation
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>>71611986
Mike got her pregnant. She's only "gone" insofar as she is a mother.
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>>71612005
what would you rather discuss?
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>Gee I can't wait to hear what the hack frauds behind Space Cop have to say about an abstract David Lynch movie.
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>No Mike.
Why would I watch this shit?
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>It's a Josh and Jay talk about kino episode

As a kino lover myself I can get behind this
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>ITT : Millennial diaper wearers can't handle GOAT Lynch

Fucking pleb shit. Lynch is a master of cinema and anyone who disagrees is automatically a fucking retarded aspie.
>Eraserhead
>Elephant Man
>Wild at Heart
>Blue Velvet
>Twin Fucking Peaks
>Fire Walk With Me
>Mulholland Dr
>Inland Empire
Holy shit, if you can't appreciate these masterpieces then you don't deserve to own a TV, let alone live.
KILL YOURSELVES
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Jay is pretty reasonable, if a bit contratian at times it seems. But he seems knowledgable about most films.
I usually dislike that josh guy, as he's way too much of a tryhard, and during comedic videos, he seems to do as much as possible to avoid the humor, but i guess every group needs a straight man.
Either way, this video actually made me start liking josh more, seems like he's smart and reasonable as well, just not when talking about shitty 80's movies for joke purposes. He's terrible at that.
Also how are some of you fucks calling them pretentious without having actually seen eraserhead?
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>he still hasn't moved on to the superior review show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zktz777gwI

Pretty embarrassing tbqhwy
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>>71612201
You skipped DUNE, Lynch's only watchable film
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>>71611839

jesus christ im literally being triggered right now
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WHY do they keep picking on Rich Evans? Even in Mad Max review
Like what the fuck did Rich do?
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>>71612244
>superior
>two niggers
Fuck off
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>beardfat talking about the sound

i SERIOUSLY hope they're being ironic right now

jesus christ THEY HAVE TO BE
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>>71612256
Dune is a beautiful disaster but not a masterpiece. I've always applauded the film's ambition but for anyone not intimately familiar with the subject matter, it can be a hard watch
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>>71609039
Or an accurate descriptor.
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>>71611166

You're right. Have you played the new Dork Souls? Now THAT is scary. I fucking love Lovecraft (haven't read him tho).
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>>71610904
>>71610881
Its hard to comprehend someone this retarded using what's supposed to be, at least in name, a tv and movie board.

Are shit posting and memes really more meaningful than watching something the least bit challenging?
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>>71612201
This is literally predictable textbook film school 101 meme trash. Did you just start college this Spring?
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>>71612421
what's lovecraft?
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>>71612440
exactly you retard. that was his point
Basic fucking shit anyone vaguely into movies should have seen. That /tv/ at large have never even seen or maybe never even heard of.
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>>71607905
Why the fuck are they putting that fat balding faggot into every video now?
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>>71612299
>he can't even count
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>>71612331
The fuck are you trying to say?
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>>71611434
>dora hat joke
>Reddit
>hugbox
Bait on here gets worse by the day
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>>71612681
>Zero
That's the number of niggers I tolerate on my review shows.
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>>71612584
>Basic fucking shit anyone vaguely into movies should have seen
Maybe in the 80s. Lynch is totally irrelevant now.
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>>71612440
Name a better director. Someone who you personally believe beats Lynch at his own game. I'll wait.
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>>71612948
LINKLATER
SPIELBERG
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>>71612899
Just because A Day To Remember hasn't been on his soundtracks doesn't mean he's irrelevant, you fucking faggot fetus.
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>>71612948
Bela Tarr
HHH
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>>71612972
>at his own game
>linklater
>spielberg
????
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>>71612972
Hoooollllyyyy shit LMFAO! Please tell me you're being ironic. No one with a functional brainstem can actually say this and mean it.
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>>71612972
You mention twin peaks faggot for being irrelevant, then bring up shit since ET man?
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>>71612948
Jim Wynorski
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>>71613065
Spielberg is the McDonald's of cinema and hasn't made a bona-fide great film since Saving Private Ryan. Plus he made Crystal Skull. DROPPED

Oh and Twin Peaks returning to Showtime next year = irrelevant
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>>71613198
lynch is the wolfgang puck express of cinema
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I didn't notice the sound until they started talking about it 14 minutes in.
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>jay and josh
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Not watching this review because it's in black and white.
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>>71611744
That's not what that anon said at all.

He said they know what got them popular in the first place was the Plinket prequel reviews, which is just a fact
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>>71612547
I might just be missing a joke that's going on but... HP Lovecraft. Horror writer.
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>>71613198
>he didn't like Munich
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>>71611818
You sound like a real tough bitch.
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>>71611951
>>71611969
This is what happens when /v/ tries to discuss film. Her brain implodes.
>>71612005
On a board made to discuss artistic mediums, what are the odds.
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>>71613541
this.
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>>71612899
Film is not about trends, you fucking pustule.
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>>71612948
Zack Snyder.
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>>71614431
>muh timeless objective artistic standards
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>>71614140
But that's not what he said at all, stop changing your tune you spastic cockbite.
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>>71614509
>muh instant gratification and mongoloid pandering
Get out of my board.
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>>71611934
Jay held the camera for the POV bits and Rich brainstormed with Mike a bit on the writing but both Jay and Rich have said it's basically all Mike
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>>71611986
I want to slam my rod between her FAT TITS until I blow a load of baby batter all over her dorky face. Fuck.
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>>71614529
Read the posts you're replying to. He literally said that 3 times in a row
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>>71614645
this
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>>71611934

pretty sure jay didnt have much involvement in the prequel stuff from what theyve said before. it was mostly mike and rich.
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>>71614645
be nice to jessi
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>71614645
same
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>>71614662
I only replied to one post, keep changing your "argument".
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>there are people that don't like Jack and Rich Evans when Josh exists

That said he made some good points in this video. It's just usually it seems like he's trying to hard to be funny or he's just not funny at all. Niggas gotta loosen up and just let it come naturally
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>>71614859
Ok, you just can't read. Got it
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>>71614645
damn, same
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>>71614865
barely even talked, it was Jay's show
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>>71611986
Anyone else here wanna CUM on her QT FACE?
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>>71614865
Jack is terrific. Josh and especially Rich NEED TO GO.
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So Josh is replacing Mike in HitB?
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>>71614947
>lol ur jus not reading
What a retard. No wonder why you visit this website.
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I always took the weird cheek lady's thing as pushing Henry towards killing the baby. But now I know a bit more about Lynch and Jay's idea sounds more like it. Kinda neat.
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i just picked up my eraserhead criterion from hot topic and now i identify as a filmmaker
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>>71615225
They don't sell criterion movies at hot topic.
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>>71614645
>>71615009
Posts like these are the reason she's off-camera forever. Your fault. All your fault.
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>>71615298
Suicide Squad tickets are close enough tho
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this was the worst best of the worst episode yet
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>>71611986
someone post her nudes
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>>71615298
you would know
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>>71615404
I would, but I don't wanna get banned
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>>71614865
does josh show his fag and nigger loving true colors like in that tweet?
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>>71612409
It never is on 4chan, don't kid yourself
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>>71607905
Is this beardfat's first rlm outside botw? Are they trying to show they still like him even though he's a big fat sjw?
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>>71615056
>says the manchild that can't read
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>>71615610
he was on HitB and a pre rec livestream, plus the feeding frenzy movie
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>>71615646
>he was on HitB
you sure? I've seen them all and don't remember him on hitb
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>>71607905
I don't like Eraserhead. On paper it's a film that's right up my street, but it's just too damn slow and uneventful.

I enjoy some of the scenes. But it also gives me an uneasy vibe unlike any other movie I've ever seen. It's intended to do that, but I don't enjoy that feeling, it felt like I was suffering some sort of near-death delirium.

Overall I find Eraserhead to be boring. Probably my least favorite of Lynch's works. Somewhat ironically, I even enjoy "Rabbits" a bit more even though it's even less eventful.

For surrealism I prefer Jacob's Ladder.
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>>71615757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anod9S2vRNw
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>>71615918
thanks. Looks like he put on 50lb and aged a good 10-15 years in the last 4
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Where were you when the Wizard blew the fuck out of Mike at having superior analytical insight and taste in kino?
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I can never take seriously any complaint of a film that it's too "uneventful" or "boring", I can only imagine that these people have literal child-like pea-brains and are physically incapable of actually comprehending the emotion and intent of the director by what's being portrayed on the screen. Whether you want to call it "autism" or not, it saddens me to know that there is actually a significant number of people on this board whose minds are somehow lacking full cognitive function and can only fixate on the need for a "story" and for the events in the film to be explicitly spelled out and chained together for them to understand.
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This seems like a movie you wouldn't want to watch while tripping
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>>71616186
He harvested the weight and years from Jay. Thats why he so handsome now and looked like shit in this video.
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>Josh
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BALDING KEKOLD, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THOSE OTHER FUCKS
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>>71611839
wait what? thats actually a thing?

the people that made their name on the internet by uploading 90 minute star wars reviews to youtube refuse to upload 40 minutes of 2 non-mikes talking?
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>Say in the first re:view that it's only gonna be Mike and Jay, especially not that asshole Rich Evans
>Beardfat instead of Mike

ANNDDDDD DROPPED
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>>71617201
And yet he's remarkably more insightful than Mike and capable of talking about a movie without just saying "I LUUUUV IT ITS SO SCHLOCKY xD"
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>>71612948
Nicolas Winding Refn
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>>71617352
They didn't say that at all. In fact, they SPECIFICALLY said the opposite. So, you're a mouth-breathing retard, then? How does it feel to embarrass yourself in front of a thread, retard? Does it feel bad?
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>>71617283
aidsmoby probably told them that shorter videos will get them more views
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>>71607984
This post is so indicative of this board and RLM threads in general.
It's just so completely transparent, it really explains everything. /tv/ doesn't watch movies. They are not familiar with films. And they're deeply insecure about this fact. So they call things "pretentious", without even really knowing what that word means, out of a pathetic, childlike lashing out because they're not "in the know" and they don't have the emotional maturity to come to grips with it. This board is literally full of children who have never watched meaningful, influential, or provocative films in their lives before. And yet they still think their entirely worthless non-pinions have any merit. It's just so sad and disappointing when you take a step back and look at it all.
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>No Mike in the last BOTW
>No Mike in this

Is this a joke? Do they think ANYONE gives a shit about these non-Mike fucks? Cause if the answer for this bullshit is anything but "he's hard at work finishing the Plinkett review for an end of July release" then I'm through with their videos until they post the next one with Mike in it
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>>71617559
lighten up bro its only movies
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>>71611986
>there will never be a mike, jay, rich, jessi review ever again with no AIDS or beardsjw in sight
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>>71614645
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>>71608019
i could eat this pasta foe breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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>>71610904
>blu ray
>not TRVE PATRICIAN LASERDISC
you sicken me with your filthy pleb tastes.

i bet you dont even listen to music on a reel to reel player either.
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>Mike liked Jurassic World
>Mike liked Star Wars 7
>Mike liked fucking the new Independence Day

Is it all over?
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>>71617559

I agree with this anon. I watched Eraserhead convinced it was going to be really boring but I gave it a shot because of it's acreditations and I like Lynch's more "accessible" media. It's a genuinely likeable movie that conveys a lot of modern anxieties and incites real emotional engagement. I'd be really sad to see someone just dismiss this as "pretentious" because not every single thing is spelt out.

>on a tangent, but I find a lot of modern movies need to fucking spell out every little plot detail and it's pretty embarrassing to see creators of movies view modern day audiences compared to how they viewed audiences 60 years ago.

Although I think there is also a trend of people saying, "you just don't get it because it's too smart for you!" when a movie is genuinely trying too fucking hard or just not that deep.

>fight club
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>>71611625
I doubt it. it's made money hand over fist. Also, Mike has been on Vacation to Germany to fulfill his life long dream of pissing on every holocaust memorial in Europe.
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>>71617787
the fuck happened to him?
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that was lame. two grown adult virgins shouldnt talk about a movie that's about child rearing.
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>>71607984
>the average /tv/ poster you get an arguments with
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>>71611986
>we will never get to glory at her fat freckled feet ever again.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

>>71612256
>>71612338

Imagine if the studio and De Laurentis hadn't meddled so fucking much with his process.

just like how the studio fucked with Nightbreed.
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>>71607984
Trash like you belongs on /v/
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>>71612214
Good analysis.


It was nice seeing Jay drive the discussion for a change, and he did it very well.

Beardfat was also pretty good, but I think most of that comes down to the film they reviewed and the re:view format. He's often insufferable and seems to visually get triggered by a lot of the things they watch and some of the comments by other cast members. Was really good in this episode though. AIDSmoby has improved a lot in the last few months, hopefully Josh is capable of following suit.

As for the film, I haven't seen it. The plot doesn't overly appeal to me, and even though I think I would probably enjoy it anyway, I think it might be a tad too unsettling for me.

Personally I'm not bothered by the lack of Mike in this one. I personally think Jay is the best 'reviewer' of the lot, and was perfectly suited to host this episode. I like Mike's humour more, but it was really nice to have a fairly serious episode analysing a film.

I've actually enjoyed this new show's format and content a lot more than I have the majority of their semi-recent Half in the Bag episodes. The humour has gotten too stale for me, and most of the film's they have reviewed simply haven't appealed to me. I suspect a large part of that though is that way too many recent films are just, for lack of a better word, meh. I genuinely feel like Hollywood is about to collapse because of how bloated the budgets are and how uninspiring and mass produced the majority of films are.

>>71617787
I think he generally added (or implied) the caveat that they are all for the most part 'technically' well made films with fairly safe plots that succeed in being 'entertaining' but little else. Although I think it was the schlock of the new Independence Day that pushed him into the 'like and recommend' category.
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>>71617943
I don't understand how you could dislike the first Independence Day but like and recommend the second one

Especially in his analysis of the second one he praises the garbage elements that he previously said ruined the first one
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>everyone here stuck on the mike dick
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>>71618062
I haven't seen the second one (and don't intend to) so can't really comment too much about the specifics of the actual film. I get the feeling that he dislikes the first one more because of how long it's been out coupled with the ill-deserved (in his mind) praise that it has gotten over a long period of time. The second one just seems like a semi-generic summer blockbuster (and is being treated like it by reviewers and regular theatregoers), so he doesn't feel as professionally insulted (can't think of a better term) by it.

>>71618065
wtf I hate Mike now.
I now #splayforJay
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>>71613508
the way mike has been lately do you really want him do a movie like this with jay?
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>>71618280
god no, he might say something different than the current consensus on this film
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>>71617449
I really really hoped jay was joking when he said he and mike were just paving the way to get the lesser rlm people in there. You know, the ones NOBODY likes. Well it was funny at the time.
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>>71617559
what is it with 4chan boards that are full of people who hate the board but keep browsing and posting anyway
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RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
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>>71611744
>>71611219
Man, Plinkett was making Star Trek reviews and nobody gave a shit. The hour and a half Star Wars prequels reviews jumpstarted not only jumpstarted a new look upon the new trilogy (wich was practically forgotten by the pop conscience), AND set a new trend on internet personalities (reviewers imitating the camera style of the live segments or adopting a low, droning and creepy tone for humor).
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>>71618632

They browse for the subject, not for the community. /tv/ is for television and film.
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>watch a video deconstructing a scene from a movie
>the comment section is filled to the brim with parrots spewing shit about how the movie is awful
>check to see if there was a video on it by RLM
>there was and what they said is pretty much what the comment section is saying

Only reason I don't like them.
They're okay, and max is okay too
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>there are literally people in this thread that have never seen Eraserhead

What in the everloving fuck are you doing? Seriously?

You have no business on this board,
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I'm watching Pieces on Amazon Prime and it's not exactly what I was thought it would be.
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>>71618725

But they didn't say it was awful.
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>>71618837
No, sorry for other movies.
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>new RLM video
>it has the wizard in it
>mfw
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>no Mike
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>Jay
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>Mike and Jay review 80s / 90s movies
>Neckbeard and Jay review kino

Sounds like a great balance to me, would love to see the two tackling something more complicated and artistic on their next video. For starters, this one was pretty good, it's not normal to see a serious RLM review for an arthouse film.
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The rapid balding of Josh.
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beardfat is the most underrated rlm member
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>>71607984
>pronounces it eraiserhead
>not erashurhead

wat
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>>71617283

It's actually pretty smart. The video they post is a compressed version of their talk, with clips and gags edited in. The soundcloud file provides the unfiltered and unedited version of the discussion, with all the tangents and not so relevant, sometimes even entirely off topic, shit stuff left in. If you just want them to talk about the movie, period, you can watch the youtube video, but if you like to hear them shoot the shit and have a normal conversation where occasionally they say something that leads to them getting a bit off topic for awhile, it's interesting on its own right.
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>>71607984

That was good. Just 2 guys talking about a film and what was going on.

These guys do a service for people who don't have friends or family you can talk about this stuff with.
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>>71622309
>erashurhead

What are you talking about? The word 'eraser' doesn't contain an h
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>>71619739
>it's not normal to see a serious RLM review for an arthouse film
true, and it was a zero laughs episode. pretty limited audience for unfunny rlm I'm guessing
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>>71611986
this is the best fred and wilma flintstone cosplay ive ever seen
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>>71622631
The fuck? kek
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>>71618763
I haven't seen it, but I've seen all of rlms videos :)
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>>71622631
ouch ; _ ;
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>>71618763

Tbf, it's been on my list, just never got around watching it. Nearly bought it a month ago when I was buying shit on my to-buy list, but ended up getting In Mood for Love, Herzog and Kinski's Nosferatu/Dracula remake and the Lost Highway instead.
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>an RLM video without Michael "Gimme a Spike I'll Make the Kike Fall" Stoklasa

Nah dawg.

Why bother?
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>beardfat
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>>71607905
Red Letter Media, fuck you.

I have a friend who can't form an opinion, or watch anything I'm interested in until he watches RedLetterMedia first to get their shitty over the top cynical opinions that insult pretty much everything.

I hate them, and can't wait until people realize how useless their opinions really are.
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>>71623353
It's not RLM's fault that you've got shitty ignorant friends, dumbass.
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Do you think Jessi will come back if I send a package of my used cum rags to RLM?
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>>71623644
I'll be a dumbass, own it, and yes having ignorant friends is my problem. Still I have a point which is too many people accept their shitty opinions as if drones. It is too easy to criticise every movie when all they have are shitty skits that are too long while ass kissing the weak minded.
RLM, in true geek form hates anything that isn't "traditional" in other words it has to remain old, outdated in form. Their ideas of what people really want are ridiculously outdated fantasies no one would really want to watch.
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>>71623816
I didn't realize that an entertaining movie with a competent storyline was an outdated concept
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>>71624296
I think anon might be a toddler who thinks black-and-white movies are automatically boring.
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>>71624501
Nuh-unh im already 10!!
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>>71623317
Mike has gotten terrible. All he wants is quips and capeshit and to fuck Rich Evans hard in the ass

He'll probably say he loved Ghostbusters
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>>71624296
Competent storylines? You're suggesting that is what RLM's envision of better movies are?

I'm not a fan of most recent superhero movies, but most of their complaints are usually about anything that has been updated, or changed to suit current times. That is not about competence, but in fact just being stubborn.
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>>71624549
You sound like someone that has never watched one of their videos and is just trying to create random arguments because you're bored.
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>>71607984
>pretencious
three syllable word for any thought too big for little minds
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>>71623353
>having friends
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>>71624609
I am bored, but the argument is not random. The argument is directly related to RLM, and the manner in which they form opinions for the movies they critique. Had you decided to argue in detail against my argument I might have considered you someone capable of forming your own opinions, and expressing them, but you haven't so you seem to fit the description of the typical weak minded robot they've cultivated.
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>>71617566
Its all about Jay now; Jay is the alpha reviewer and Mike has to wait his turn.
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>>71624609
Also, I've seen many of their videos, and noticed a clear pattern of disliking elements that are either updated, or haven't thought to understand. Their appeal to viewers, their fans by seeming as if "We're just one of you, look! we make raunchy jokes as if geeks sitting around playing D&D." and for some that's all that is needed.
In many reviews they simply are unable to understand the process of creating a narrative.
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>>71618763
I have a policy against watching meme movies
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>>71622760
Yeah, nice thing from them tbqh. Would love to see more like this in the future.
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>>71626232
I noticed you didn't provide a single example of what the fuck you think you're talking about. D&D? What?
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>>71626232
Funny you say that, Mike did play D&D when he was younger according to Rich
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>>71611649
The orc scenes were too good for him to like it. He would love the Human shit though.
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>>71610904
Fucking this, you #rekd that fag hard

BTFO
T
F
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I mixed up Eraserhead with Hellraiser, I was kind of confused during the movie.
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