ITT: things that elicit a comment from your dad when he's watching a movie or TV.
>hot blonde enters
>"hoo boy"
>>71607680
>gay character shows up
>oh boy another sicko
my dad is like a /tv/ autist who sits there scoffing and going "yeah right, hes completely unhurt from that? of course!" at action movies
crypto white thread
>chicken on camera
>lol cock
>>71607725
He sounds cool
Got any pics
>>71607680
>hot blonde enters
>"do you have a girlfriend yet, bud?"
kill me
I don't have a dad
>>71607680
lmao
My dad loudly whispered "IS THIS A BLACK AND WHITE FILM!?" in the middle of a Taiwanese theater showing Hobbit 3.
>pope john paul 2 on /tv/
>fucking polish cunt I swear i'd punch his face right now if I could
>sports scene
>wow, I wish I had a kid who played sports
>rousing inspirational scene
>oooowwwwoooooh
It's like a sarcastic "I'm so impressed noise."
>white guy kills a minority character
>*chuckle*
My dad drinks a lot.
My mom knows a bunch of actors/actresses/directors which I find kind of weird because she doesn't watch a lot of movies or read gossip mags, my dad might be faceblind because he can't recognize actors who aren't Clint Eastwood or John Wayne.
>>71607936
>>white guy kills a minority character
>>*chuckle*
>My dad drinks a lot.
absolutely fucking based
>oh great, a dream sequence
Ponchos should really be a thing, especially if worn with just panties.
>>71607982
Your dad sounds like a tryhard. I bet he has a push mower.
>watching TV with dad a while back
>Bernie Sanders ad comes on
>"fucking socialist nigger hippies"
>awkward silence
The weirdest part is he isn't even the redneck racist type. It came out of nowhere.
>any kind of period piece before the 1900's
"Boy they sure had it rough back then, how did they even survive."
any time there's a "full figured" woman (fat) with giant tits he yells
"hey now, big girl!"
so like any time he watches a game show
>>71607919
>>71607716
>gay character on screen
>makes a gun with his finger and goes ZAAAP~
He loves the Simpsons and John Waters
>something embarrassing happens on screen
>dad chuckles and says out loud "remember when [similar situation] happened to you, son?"
Yes, dad, I fucking remember.
>>71608121
lmao
>dad catches the walking dead
>rick shooting down some saviors
>he says "wait shouldn't they band together? I mean it's humans vs zombies right?"
That's when I knew my dad was patrician
>>71607919
these people get paid to play this game.
>>71608045
You could learn something from dad
>every time there's a hot girl on screen
>"That's what I want for Christmas"
>mom sitting there with us
>everyone else beside my dad feels uncomfortable
>character starts giving a speech that's just a mouthpiece segment straight from the director about some ideology
>dad grunting and sighing
i never knew my father
>>71608195
That's how he keeps his alpha status. Why don't you stand up for your mother, you little shit?
>his dad wasn't racist
>casually mention that to him that he should leave the crevice he has hid himself away in since his metamorphosis
>he spits back at me Ỳ̶̶̧̫̱͔͍͔̰̱̗̩͚ͅO͜͜͝҉̙͍͕̺̺͕̰̬̼̤̝̹͉ͅU̧̢̮͚͇̕ ̷̬̦̪̳͙̹̲͕͓̙͕͜͝B̵̵̨̩͚̝̟̖̳͠R͏̺̞̗̺͍͈̼͇̜̻̫̝̥̱̠̕͡Ó̻̙̹̹̲̻͈̞̟̬͍͉͘ͅỪ̴̬̲̹̥͍͖̲͜͝G̸͔̱̝̙̼͔̻͎̳͠H҉̲͔̠̤͕͎̼̀ͅT̰̬͎̘̙͉̳̫̣̫̻͖͡͝ ̷̤̖͙͉̥̀̕͜T̴̛͟͡҉̹̗̜͚͙͓̗̖̭͈̱͓̙͎̞̭H̵̼̼͈͓̤͇̮̤̱̻̰͕I̶̙͎̖̤͎͡S̢̟͔̪̗͙̦̪̱̹͜͠ ̭̥̹̲̞̪̬̫͕̰͚͡R̸̡̻̘̱̱͖̻̦͈͖̥͖͟͞U̴̟̺̳͓̙̰̕I̵̴̲̪̦̠͖̹͔̙̺͉̕̕Ǹ̸̸̴̫̣̖̮͔̗̣̥̝̯̜͓́ ̷̡̧̬̪̘͖̕͢Ò̙̲̱͍̞̥̤͓̹̻͚̙̗̀̕ͅͅN̵̛̞̳͍͍͉̟̖̮̲̺͔ ͏͏͏̤̤̭̬̞Y͏̸̸̨͇͔̥̞̫͝Ơ̸̴̢҉͉̖̫̼̫̖͇̣̼̺͍̖̹ͅU̡͖̲̱͎̭̘̥̠̹̰̫͕͎̻̕͢ͅR̵̙͎̖̲̯͖̥̦̖̣͉͓͘͟͠S̶̢̻̦̮͡E͢҉̷̻͚̗͚̫̺̠͎͇̳͞Ĺ̵̡̼̤͎̩͚̼̺͝F̴̡̼̬͙̙̩͍͎̬̲̣̭͉
jeez dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ8s4cX_uWk
>everytime this is on
>wow I'd probably break an ankle haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6cgzBgWTss
>everytime this is on
>yeah the barefoot guy was a cunt but he was entertaining
>They mention that the earth is millions of yours old, or talk about evolution
>he says rubbish and scoffs
>Gay people kiss or it illudes to homosexuality
>ew and visible disgust
>>71607680
>attractive woman giving any serious performance or reading the news
>"yalla shut your dumb ass, you bitch"
>watching any olympic event with the possibility of eating shit like gymnastics or figure skating
>someone eats shit
>"HAAAAA-IIIIIIKE"
>dad's a retired engineer that worked at NASA and defense contractors
>some scene that doesn't make sense technically/physically
>dad goes on a loud rant on how it's bullshit
>>71608285
*years
>watching Drive with my peepaw
>gee son, you sure have shit taste, you need to be more like Jamal
thanks a lot asshole
>>71608291
Arab dad?
>20 minutes watching a movie
>i hear snoring
>champagne appears on screen
>"MAAAAAHAAA the french champagne"
>>71607680
>watching attitude era raw is war
>step dad comes in
>divas match comes on
>step dad stays
>>71607725
Anyone up for the bantz does this lad
>>71608326
Yeah, he's pretty westernized but he seems to revert back to traditional mentality when watching tv
>>71608309
you should watch The Martian with him
my dad never watches films when me and the buck hang out
kinda fridge desu
not completely but kinda
My dad isn't an asshole so he doesn't talk during movies. We do discuss them though after we walk out of the theater.
Memorable things were we both loved Walk Among The Tombstones and John Wick (Though we preferred Walk Among the Tombstones) and he called No Country For Old Men 7/8ths of a great movie
He also gives me shit for The Searchers being my favorite movie and he prefers The Cowboys or True Grit. The bantz is pretty good
>>71607680
he alreday knows you're gay.
>>71608318
>peepaw
>Jamal
>a is couple kissing for more than one second
>"oh boy they should get a room eheheheh"
>"they should eat some lunch instead(?) ehehehe"
I've watched more stuff with my grandpa. It's mostly golf but every time he notices a new black commentator or female he will stop for a few seconds and say something like, "well I suppose they just had to have another one"
>Any time a guy does something really cool or badass
>"Reminds me a bit of myself"
(you) dad
>sleazy rich old man character
>"auld jew"
>black person
>"crazy nigger"
>Ellen Degeneres comes on screen
>"Is that Ellen Degenerate?"
Classic dad bantz
>>71608181
Agreed. This cuck needs to learn how to have the correct opinions, pronto! Too bad there's no downvote button we could use against this degenerate.
>>71607782
this looks like my ex except the cock was black
>turn on the tv
>"When are you going to get a job?"
>>71609027
He's right anon.
>>71609012
>>71608272
I chuckled.
>>71608653
How is it being a faggot? You guys have a lot of rights these days
>>71609027
>cute girl on tv
>"When are you going to get you one of those, huh anon?"
>>71607919
>sports
>american "football"
>dad is 6'6" bearded powerlifter
>any time a small Asian girl comes on screen he says
>"oh she's cute, huh?"
>mom is white
>>71607680
>an autistic neet gets bullied and laughed at
>hey son he's just like you hahaha
>>71609027
>this is getting ridiculous, anon
>you know you cant live with us forever
>"i know"
>you've been saying "i know" for 5 years!
>"i know"
>>71609214
you're dad want it and asian kind
>actor portrays a crazy character well
>'he's a good mental'
>>71608833
Kek'd my dad does this too.
>>71608144
Your dad's a dumbfuck, lad.
>>71608799
>(?)
>>71609278
He's smarter than you. Sorry your disgusting pleb show was outed as the retarded trash it is
>neet masterrace on screen
>I wish I could live like him son, I'm glad you're one of the chosen people. Without you our species would be doomed; I for one am glad to support your life choices and I do believe that each and every parent out there should raise his children like I did with you. Not only this, but I also feel sorry for every wageslave out there, just imagine working 24/7 for a boss that hates you, with people that want you to fail and in a field you hate. Wageslaves are really destroying our planet, they're clinging to every bit of traditional society, especially in its more dire aspects such as slavery, because they're afraid of change. We can save them anon, please help me to save them like I did with you.
>movie has ambiguous ending
>Stupid fucking movie!
>strong female character doing something useful and empowering
"Alright this bitch is already getting on my nerves"
>>71609343
>hot underage schoolgirl shows up
>I wouldn't mind getting up her clacker eh son
>>71607680
>successful woman appears on screen
>"haha that's the type of stuff you only see on movies"
>big gun fight happening
>"how the fuck has that guy not been hit yet? are they fucking blind?"
>sex scene
>"i miss when the times when ur mom did that hahaha"
>>71609318
>durr in a zombie apocalypse everyone would become allies against the zombies :D
Nah m8, your dad's a retard who doesn't understand people. Sounds like you're a chip off the old block.
>>71608968
ahah
>woman shows her tits
>dad puts his hand in front of my eyes
dad, i'm 25
>>71607680
>girl with big boobs
>"holy moly"
>Dad left
:^(
>>71609483
fucking idiot who reads deep observations about the human condition into the motherfucking Walking Dead
>any sonic commercial comes on
>"Oh these fags again"
>>71609483
>has no clue how human nature works
I guess that's autism
>>71609469
based
just akward reactions
>french girl gives blowjob in movie
>dad : ''you know what they say about french girls huh?''
>guy goes to a brothel
>dad ''have you ever been to one of those?''
>gives me a look that says ''i sure have''
>>71609626
>it's a "deep observation" that with no infrastructure people would revert to a tribal lifestyle
Have you guys ever talked to your dad about sex stuff? I don't even know if he slept with a woman before he met my mom
>>71609819
No and I never will, I'd rather let my parents think I'm gay
>>71609819
>he doesn't know he is the embodiment of "my wife's son"
shit man i feel for u i really do
>>71607782
Girls who grow up on farms or near animals menstruate earlier because they see animals fucking and this stimulates their menses.
>>71609819
no but my grandpa married my 14yo grandma when he was 21. simpler times
>>71607982
>my dad might be faceblind because he can't recognize actors who aren't Clint Eastwood or John Wayne.
>*black girl appears on screen*
>my dad: "Is that Beyonce?"
>>71607680
>I can see why you like Rome
>there's lots of titties in it
yeah dad....
>>71609884
I wanted to tell my parents that I've gotten laid before but I don't even know how to bring it up
>>71610089
Once I started dating girls and I didn't sleep at home they pretty much realized it.
>>71610111
I'm pretty sure my parents think I'm gay
>>71609924
Thank you
>>71609819
My dad's divorced so he every time he fucks a different girl he tells me how she acts in bed, like you would to a friend. I guess he doesn't have much friends.
Oh, and he also tries to hook me up with some girls that come to his bar but I always end up sperging out.
>>71610199
Is your mom nice
>>71610199
he owns a bar? you should be rolling in drunken snatch
>>71610162
Well
you are
>>71607800
Like I'm going to post pictures of my dad on 4chan
>big girl comes on screen
>"thats a huuuuuge bitch"
he still thinks that gag from Duce Bigalow is the funniest shit ever
>>71610275
He's not going to care
>>71607782
Your dad seems cool.
>"I'd fuck the shit out of her."
>>71610319
It's a pretty good bit
>>71609012
underrated
>>71610363
yeah, he just over did it i guess, so its ruined for me
>>71610373
did i apply the correct amount of chocolate milk powder to my milk?
>Gay character appears
>Why the fuck do they keep pushing this bullshit?
he says the same thing about interracial couples, which never made sense to me, because his first wife was Jewish and my mom is Mexican.
>>71610229
he never told me how anything about my mom, but based on his hate for her i don't think so
>>71610236
yep, and tbqh i had like 5 chances to get laid thanks to him and his bar but i didn't want to fuck a drunk girl, i thought i would end up feeling like shit
>dad and i are watching lord of the rings together
>we start saying the lines of different characters through out the whole movie
ive never said it, but i love you dad.
>>71610442
>ruining chocolate milk
fucking savage
>>71610373
will I ever get an underage gf?
>>71608833
Your dad sounds cool as shit
>>71610474
beautiful
>>71610465
>i didn't want to fuck a drunk girl
lol oh silly anon you will feel great
>mfw dad uses tinfoil terms and refuses to watches movies that "appeal to NWO"
Before the overdose it was much different
>>71609343
Thisanon has a wise father who has clearly raised him well, allowing him to fully flourish in his neethood
>>71610373
will I ever fuck that damn bunny?
>>71607849
>>71609819
I've had sex with a prostitute in the same hotel suite my dad was fucking another prostitute. Vegas is the shit.
>it's a vietnam war movie
>"We killed as many of those Gooks as they let us"
>>71610673
lol how old are you?
>>71610447
It's hip for people to act like victims now.
>>71610665
That's pretty sicc
>>71610751
As in bad?
>>71610702
25, my dad's 74 though.
>>71610773
No like the gnarly kind
>>71610774
are you fucked up in any way on account of him being so old?
>>71610814
50 seems like the upper bound for raising a kid, he's probably well adjusted
>Watching skinnies getting mowed down in Black Hawk Down
>"WOOO get those fuckers."
>Downed pilot shoots some with an MP5
>"That gun purrs like a kitten"
Also my favorite, from mom not dad
>Watching Inglorious Basterds where they're just unloading into Hitler's body
>"You can tell this movie was made by Jews."
>gays do gay stuff
>fucking degenerates
>>71610814
If you're talking about birth defects, nope. That's mostly caused by the mother being old and my dad married my mom when she was 18 and she had me 2 years later.
If you mean mentally, it's a no again. I had a pretty good childhood.
>>71610360
i am now picturing your dad being bullied on /tv/
>>71610621
lucky
>Anything happens
>HURR MUH CHRISTIANITY
>THIS IS EBEL STOP WATCHING THIS
Calm your fucking autism it's just a fucking show.
>>71611001
>That's mostly caused by the mother being old and my dad married my mom when she was 18
holy shit, you probably have the slickest dad ITT
>>71611009
>cheering the death of Adolf
That's just sick. How do you monsters live with yourselves?
>>71611009
my mom tells me to not say bad things about jews because they're god's people and it might screw me over
is that the equivalent of the sheeny curse bit from Clerks 2?
>>71611218
yeah, she tries cheering me up by pretty much saying jews are all doomed to burn in hell so let them have their riches now, but I'm not a religious man so it doesn't comfort me much
>>71607680
>obvious bad guy does something to show he is bad but good guys don't notice
>scene of something that people don't notice signaling an impeding incident
"uh ohhhh" or alternatively "mhm mhhh"
that's pretty much it. He usually stays quiet unless something he finds hilarious happens.
>>71611331
Yeah but his mom isn't a jew
>>71611331
that's pretty much why in protestant Christianity the consensus is since jews don't believe in hell or Jesus they're all gonna burn
I'm not a believer myself but I suppose that'd be a nice fate for them
>>71609185
"They don't make 'em how they used to, dad."
>sitting with my uncles, dad and grandpa watching TV
>girl on the show shows her feet
>"she has cute feet"
>"damn right"
>"preeeetty pretty preeeeetty good"
>"Nice"
I swear, foot fetishism is hereditary.
>>71609027
>have a job
>dad asks me when I'm gonna get a better job
the man won't stop until I'm a millionaire I swear
>>71611460
Have fun in Hell. Tell me what it's like.
>>71611460
I'm playing doubles advocate I don't believe in meme fairies
>>71611460
I'm not telling you anything, just informing you of what christians believe
>getting triggered enough to post that
>>71611470
Better then having no job at all and having your parents constantly breathing down your neck because of it. And threatening to kick you out because of it.
>>71611460
Look at this mad saturn cultist. Enjoy that barbed moloch cock.
>>71607680
>black character enters the scene
>"FIFTY YEARS AGO HE WOULDA BEEN HANGING FROM A TREE"
anyone wanna trade dads?
>>71611509
Question though: are you one of those overly hypocritical and overly sensitive fundamentalists? You know, the ones that give actual Christians a bad rep.
>>71611556
He'll yeah he seems like a riot
>>71611556
Why? Most fathers wouldn't even attempt to teach you about history.
>>71611560
I said right here >>71611426 I don't consider myself a believer
My dad is so fucking confusing.
I was watching the oscars with him once a few years back and he would constantly complain every time a black person would come on screen and talk about how the niggers were ruining the industry.
Later I remember watching the State of the Union with him and he went on a huge tirade against the bigoted backwards republicans who refused to work with Obama just because he was black, talking about how they were destroying the country.
Anytime a slightly effeminate man comes on screen he jeers and calls him a faggot.
He knows the words to pretty much every Elton John song.
He's played sports his entire life and had a mantle in our house with like 30 - 40 athletic trophies he's accumulated over the years.
He also has a knack for interior decorating and fine wine.
I just don't get it.
>faggot enters
>*groans*
These have stopped since my sister came out as lesbian though.
>>71611556
Think about all the fatherless colored folk who'd love to have a dad, you insensitive bigot.
>>71611519
damn son just get a job
>>71610605
subtle b8 m8, i appreci8 the h8 ur trying 2 sl8 with your dads retarded tr8s
>>71608195
lmao
>>71611621
dissociative identity disorder
>>71611715
yep.
>dad is bald
>whenever something comes up on screen
>he says a "this is how I lost my hair" story
>constantly makes up different stories about how he went bald
>he used them to keep me from doing dumb shit as a kid
>i lost my hair because of a gambling addiction
>i lost my hair because of drugs
>thousands of different hair loss stories he has told me since I was a little kid
>>71607680
well, take the cue and talk him openly about your homosexuality. is not the 40's anymore, anon
>>71607680
>flamboyant gay character enters
>either starts laughing at him or pretends to gags
>look at me
>"you aren't weird like them, right son?"
My dad really hate fags.
>>71611638
>Implying if I had a choice I wouldn't go for the fucking job
I don't have any money and car so I can't go looking for jobs out of biking range, and the only ones in biking range are already taken by high school age brats and tards.
>Millennial on TV says "like" minimum of five times per sentence.
"This fucking generation has no clue how to speak their minds without saying "like" a billion fucking times. I'm glad you don't sound like that, anon."
>>71611870
What kind of shitsplat town do you live in doesn't have public transportation?
>>71607680
>Bazinga
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71609027
When baby boomers unfuck the economy, you piece of shit.
>>71611898
That requires money to ride in the first place and I have none.
>>71611928
>being so poor you can't afford a bus ticket
>>71611914
>Boomers fuck it up by introducing credit cards with debt based payment and using loans for everything from cars to farts
>HURR WHY CAN'T YOU FIND A JOB
>>71607680
Muh fucking dick every time she was wearing a slutty outfit in 30 rock
Especially the 3rd one on right with literally just panties on
>>71611928
Your dad won't even lend you bus fare so you can go get a job? That's some cold shit anon.
>>71607680
>scene with attractive woman showing hips/legs/full body
>says with feigned awe, "would you look at the jaws on that"
>>71611870
sit in front of home depot
>any movie except Gladiator is on
>"Turn that shit off"
He really likes Gladiator
>>71611987
My parents are borerderline abusive and have never cared about me, only my siblings. Never been there for me or helped me in anything. Sometimes I imagine beating the shit out of them.
>>71607782
salsa
>dad is a britboo
>will watch anything, if it's from Britain
>I'm watching a show
>"stop watching that trash'
>then he'll go and watch something like shameless
>>71611881
What the fuck. Your father is a teenage girl.
>go see force awakens with dad at Christmas.
>hear him snoring 30 minutes in until the last 30 mins
>after movie "well that kinda sucked anon, nothing but explosions"
>mfw when i absolutely agree and I stayed awake for the whole thing
>>71607936
if you are still here record yourself making that sound
>>71611912
Kek, my dad is an industrial engineer who has worked for NASA and he fucking loathes Big Bazooper Theory.
>dad takes me to there will be blood
>car ride after
>he tells me how bad the movie was
>says he went to Red Dawn by accident
>walked out
He's too pleb for film, but he doesn't appreciate good kino as well.
>>71612073
Katrina Bowden is most definetly a woman you fucking faggot
>>71607680
He usually gets a kick off a kid getting the shit kicked out of him or flung around in a comedic fashion.
He seems to enjoy children or small people being comedically abused.
>>71610373
Mr. CIA, will I ever get a girl friend?
>symmetrical hallway shot
>"This failed attempt to imitate Kubrick's natural yet precise style of filmmaking ultimately draws far too much attention to itself, thus bringing the audience out of the narrative"
Every time
>Watching anime
>Sibling unit walks in room
>"These Japanese cartoon people talk like retards!"
>>71612404
Is your dada a film professor?
>character with a unique name shows up
>"that's what I should have named you, anon"
every time
>>71612415
you btfo
>It's a dad is a lightweight and gets drunk while watching TV episode
>Constantly asking me how I'm doing, if I'm happy, if there's anything I want to talk about, asking me if I'm proud of myself, proud of my parents, proud of mom specifically, etc in the middle of a movie, no matter what movie it is
Thank fuck he falls asleep shortly after. Guy will ask more questions than a Jeopardy marathon once he gets a few beers in.
>>71612415
it's true tho
>be teenager, watching tv with grandpa, grandma is out of ear shot
>attractive female anchor is on screen, wearing a pink sweater
>grandpa leans over and says, "i'd like some of that pink underneath, if you know what i mean".
>>71612488
I want to fuck every single chick on this show
>>71612495
>it's a "he think you're a closeted homo who should be "proud" episode"
>>71612495
Sounds like he has a lot of care and concern for you that he keeps bottled up for some reason, so when his inhibitions are lowered by alcohol it all spills out.
>>71612614
I think he just wants to make sure I find my career fulfilling so I don't grow old with regrets about what I do with my life.
>It's a father doesn't do anything with the son and uses excuses to get out of things episode
You motherfuckers are lucky. I don't even have any grandparents to do anything with.
>watching football with my grandfather
>black player celebrates after a big play
>Cut it out ________, you're not in the jungle anymore
>tfw he's dead
>>71612619
especially when it's your grandpa...i mean, it's worse the older they are, and at the same time, more funnier.
>did he really just say that?
>don't acknowledge it and keep watching the screen
>>71612404
>Kubrick
>natural
>>71607919
Was legit at that game
>>71609631
I think we share a dad
Does your dad also put on those free on demand movies with racy scenes, then halfway through, suddenly seem annoyed by all the nudity?
>Every fucking day you do this, you know what you signed up for
idk, havent talked to my dad in like 6 years. Called him a faggot and that was that
>>71612713
>self censoring
'Nigger', rebbit, the word is 'nigger'
>>71611460
>i'm jewish
>>71607680
I just learned that i'm basically dadmode already
>sitting in the cinema watching the trailers before the movie starts
>some shitty kids movie or romcom chickflick shit gets advertised
>in the quiet moment at the end of the trailer, dad loudly says
>"No, we're NOT coming to see it anon"
every fucking time
>>71612825
No, it would be player name. So
>Cut it out Owens, you're not in the jungle anymore
He actually never said nigger around me. But instead of calling someone black, like a verb, it was always a black, like a noun.
>sex scene happens
>well he certainly isn't a shy actor..
pic related
>>71608968
THIS HAHA my dad too
>>71609343
>tumblr
not my dad but me and my gf were chilling in her living room and her dad just put on Jessica jones.
"she's gross she always wears the same jeans"
My girlfriend yells back about how it's realistic or some shit
"No this bitch is dirty. She fucks niggers."
>mfw
>>71613007
you should appreciate people like this. you know where they stand. pussy footing around issues is bad for all sides.
>>71611746
that's hilarious
>>71609928
my dad married my mom when she was 14 and he was 28
>>71612916
>But instead of calling someone black, like a verb, it was always a black, like a noun.
>>71612382
HAHA! you fucking cuck
>>71610800
Oh I know. It's a little out there but still a one of a kind expirience with my pops.
>>71612674
I know that feel anon.
>>71611083
nice pic
>>71611746
I imagine each time your dad did anything he regretted, he plucked a single hair from his head so hard that it couldn't grow back, planning for the time when he would have a son and be able to tell him, truthfully, all the reasons he went bald to scare him straight. Every single one of your dad's stories is true, anon, he just went bald one plucked follicle at a time.
>Dad drags me, his gf, and his gf's son to see an objectively shitty movie, like TMNT or The Gunman or even fucking Transporter: Refueled
>"That was a great movie, bet it'll be butchered by reviews."
or
>"Did you like the movie, boys?"
me:
>"It was alright"
because if I tell him I didn't like it he'd give me shit.
>>71612916
>But instead of calling someone black, like a verb, it was always a black, like a noun.
american education here
>>71608045
SILENT MAJORITY
Not my dad, but his Cuban gf
>Donald Trump tells Jorge Ramos to sit down and go back to Univision
>"That man is actually a very famous and respected reporter" like she can't believe Trump would have the audacity to snap at a cuckold like Ramos.
>>71613034
Yeah they might enjoy the idea that some arab guy's daughter is getting culturally enriched by an infidel with two fag dads
>who's he?
>why are they after him?
>do they know each other?
>i'm not cool enough for this
>this sure is weird
>what did he say?
>i'm sure this will all make sense later onyeah, the pilot of preacher fucking sucked
>watching Guardians of the Galaxy with my Dad
>Intro of Drax
>"woah that's one mad guy"
>dad asked for movie recommendation
>I said he'd probably like hateful 8
>we watch it together
>he has to control his laughter every time someone says "nigger" or something violent happens
I like my dad
>>71612916
>black, like a verb
Pssst. The word you're looking for is adjective.
>>71610321
>>71610275
Can't stop thinkin about your dad. It just feels so right children.
>>71610373
will i get a job in next two weeks?
>>71607919
Holy hit what a disgrace.
>>71613458
maybe he meant blacked
>>71610373
I'm CIA
>>71613555
>>71613555
Yeah you get to be CIA
>>71613034
You sound like a complete degenerate
