What's their endgame?
Building shittier worlds
>>71602649
To JUST humanity
>capture alien
>???
>PROFIT!
>meet the creators of the human race
>???
>PROFIT!
To screw their employees out of their bonuses
I'm actually not sure, I suppose just learn about the Alien to know it, and possibly defend against it.
>>71602911
>???
>profit!!!!
xDDD
Godhood.
>>71603004
>he thinks ???? profit is reddit
fuckin newfag
>>71602960
This.
Those sweet, sweet bonuses are their motivation.
>muh capitalism
Kill everyone who deserves a bonus so they don't have to pay.
>>71603009
the teasers for Prometheus were better than the actual movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgJs7uluwlU
>>71603004
>>71603064
> He doesn't know about underwear gnomes
I honestly don't know why they bothered continously trying to use the damn aliens as bio weapons. Even if they caught one and developed a programme who would they sell it to? Nobody would want to touch that shit. Such a waste of money.
>>71603329
Were they trying to do so? I think this was an assumption made mostly by Ripley.
>>71603218
Fuck those guys
>>71603009
>11 patents before 14.
>Artificial traquea at 14.
>Cures cancers.
>First orbital power station.
>Solves global warming.
>A company over 8 million patents.
>Terraforming
>Androids
>Cryogenic sleep
>Faster-than-light-travel
>Railgun weapons.
>...
>...
>...
>>71603329
You could dump them on rebellious planets and stations easily and eliminate your own casualtues.
That would require developing an effective defense system for yourself, which i guess thats what they are trying to do?
Honestly, theres a few decent used for them, not to mention the leaps in science we'd make.
But weaponizing them seems impractical compared to simple chemical agents.
>>71603064
just like ragefaces aren't reddit either amirite xDDDD
>>71603004
>???
>Profit
This humorous little bit is actually from south park, not reddit. The episode is a hilarious affair which entails gnomes which steal people's underwear. The funny thing is, they have a hole in their plan to profit from said stealing. They don't actually know what they will do with the underwear to make a profit.
It's an easy mistake to make. I would recommend watching it, it's called "the underpants gnomes"
I watched Aliens last night and I can't deal with the fact that Ripley and qt Newt aren't real, I can't stop thinking about little Newt being scared and then being saved by Ripley and both of them getting back to Earth and living happily forever. I can't get back to reality, help me guys
to capture the alien and try to weaponise it
>>71604062
>to capture the alien and try to weaponise it
Weaponize it for who exactly?
Is there some big space war, we are unaware of?
Not to mention it take years to move across space in this universe, so you'd have to find a way to keep them from becoming an issue in hypersleep
>>71603969
Just watch Alien 3. They get reality'd in that.
>>71602649
There is no endgame, they do dumb shit that might doom humanity for profit. Just like real-life corporations.
>>71603969
I can't deal with the fact that I'll never get double teamed by Ripley and Vasquez's stinky post combat feet
>>71602649
To keep all the bonuses
>>71603969
I've got bad news for you...
>>71603969
Newt's a fucking champ man
>>71603009
This they came from gods we came from gods
>>71605046
Goddamn, how did a simple movie turn into such a clusterfuck?
Bonus?
>>71603108
Avoiding the bonus situation is merely a means to an end.
>>71605309
Saved
>>71605276
Possibly in the fact ridley scott wanted to make an ancient aliens movie, and the studio thought he said ancient Alien: the prequel, and meddled until there were basically two seperate movies, then brought in lindelof to tie it all together, which, of course, lindelof completely failed at.
>>71604527
But that movie doesn't exist.
who care's they got bought out by Wal-Mart
>>71603389
Burke in Aliens says that's what they want them for and in Resurrection they are actively studying them for said purpose
>>71602649
Find a way to profit out of everything and anything.
Weaponised Ayyliums included.
>>71604481
Seal the eggs in locked containment with multiple doors
Eggs don't activate when there is no large organism for them
I would look like a fucking fag right?
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>>71608997
Honestly 95% of people would have no idea what it is. Go for it if you want.
