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>>71586627

First for Lady Sandra of Winterhell
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Azor Jon
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>>71588684
Bastard thread.
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>maceposting died within your lifetime
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Joffrey/Sansa would have worked perfectly if Sansa was as cruel when they were betrothed as she is at this point in the series. He'd be aroused by her desire to feed people to dogs.
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REMOVE SNOW remove snow you are worst basterd. you are the bastard idiot you are the bastard smell. return to dorne. to our dornish cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the crypts….ahahahaha ,dreadfort we will never forgeve you. the north remembers FUck but fuck accursed bastard stink dreadfort reek reek..southron genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead bastards..ahahahahahDREADFORT WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget red wedding .pyke we kill the ironborn , return to your precious islands….hahahahaha idiot bastards and boltons smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SNOW FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. stannis+vale+nortth+tully=kill dreadfort…you will have reddist wedding/ stannis alive in winterfell, mance making ode of winterfell . fast jape bael the bard in winterfell. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of littlefinger… you are ppoor stink bastard… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live on a wall mance alive numbr one #1 in winterfell ….fuck the dreadfort ,..FUCKk oathbreakwr bastards no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur usurper and parentage. Stannis aliv and have real strong witch kill all the bastard farm aminal with red magic now we the winterfell rule .bastard of the wall lord commender jon snow fukc the great other and lay egg this egg hatch and bolton wa;s born. stupid babe form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of dornish. Winterfell greattst castle
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Why didn't the Thenn warg check out Castle Black, and see that there were clearly not a 1000 men?
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Threadly reminder that Summer's death was a travesty.
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How old are you, /got/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10654728

http://www.strawpoll.me/10654728

http://www.strawpoll.me/10654728
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>>71588716
It was fun while it lasted.
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that's a big truck
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>>71588716
>sweetgirlposting died within a week
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>>71588716
MADNUSS HAS HAD IT'S DAY
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>>71588770
U U
U U
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nth for Trump
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>>71588770
hhhnnngggg
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>>71588770
TRUCKED
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So there are no more Mace kids in the show, so that line is ended, who is technically in charge of House Tyrell now?

Does Mace the ace have brothers/ sisters with kids?
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>>71588785

So did Branposting.
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House Stark's male line is now dead. Ned, Benjen, Robb and Rickon are dead and Bran is a cripple who can't produce a heir.
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>>71588791
>>>/a/
>>>/pol/
Choose either, you likely have both tabs open already. Please stay there.
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>Ghost - Jon has ghost powers like phasing and possession
>Nymeria - Arya is a secret Targ
>Summer - Bran will warg into the weather and end winter
>Shaggydog - Rickon warged into Ramsays dogs, they wouldn't have killed him otherwise
>Grey Wind - Robb used air powers to help him in battle
>Lady - Sansa is a Lady
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>>71588787
that speech, which was meant to be lame, was the best of the season

Meanwhile the Dany ones were the worst
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Watching Season 6. I'm skipping through all scenes that involve Kelly C
unbearable stuff
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>>71588821
HELLA
FUC*IN
EPIC
MEME
BRO!
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>>71588785
i miss legend posting
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>>71588716
What is dead may never die. Did what happen to Stannis stop Stannisposting? No. Maceposters would have to be shit to throw in the towel. As we Stannerman like to say, no body, no death.
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>>71588822
cry harder
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>>71588844
Dirk Bastardbane was too good for this world.
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>Robert's kids look like Cersei and not Robert
>Therefore they aren't Robert's
>Ned's kids look like Catlyn and not Ned
???
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Why do people think Jon is a good fighter?

Even Karl fookin Tanner, from Gin Alley, would have BTFO Jon if one of Craster's wiven hadn't stabbed him in the back.
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>>71588860
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Stannis isn't coming back
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>>71588860
You didn't pay much attention did you?
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>>71588854
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>>71586655
>>71586655
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>>71588904
He's alive offscreen.
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>>71588884
He is described in the book as one of the best swordsman in westeros
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~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
THE LAST ADVENTURE OF THE MOST DEVOUT NUTELLA
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
>wakes up in a dark room tied to a table and poured with wine
>finally gets Cersei's confession but it's already too late to save her soul
>Cersei talks and talks and talks
>for Seven's sake kill me already I am ready since the day I was born
>"lol meet sir Rotten who is going to rape and torture you for the Seven know how long shame shame shame"
>gets really scared
>gets so sick of all this mundane shit
>gets inconsolable and extremely mad because of Smirkfu's woeful fate
>falls into Rage of the Warrior and breaks free of the fetters
>beats Mountain violently with The Seven-Pointed Star till he turns into a pile of forcemeat
>imposes punishment of the Seven upon Cersei so she is unable to drink wine ever again
>goes to what's left of the Great Sept of Baelor to mourn Young Rose
>starts praying but the pain of loss tears her soul into pieces, so she falls on her knees and breaks into silent weeping
>suddenly a divine afflatus comes upon her
>resurrects Lady Stonesmirk using power of the Seven
>slowly dies in the arms of her beloved Rose with a faint smile on her lips
>"I am ready to meet the Gods"
>finally
>becomes Nutella the Shadow and secretly watches her sweet little queen praying

I need to find a person who will fix it, I know
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>>71588904
>Stannis isn't coming back
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>>71588904
Enjoy watching two retards teleport and destroy the others effortlessly and marry each other cuz memes Stannis was too good for the shitpile of a show called GoT
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>>71588917
why can't you ask your question here instead of creating another thread?
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They are doing a poor job adaptating ASOIAF, but at least they are doing better job than the ones adaptating Dark Tower.
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Did her character have a complete arc?
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>>71588962
Yeah the show's shit, what of it?
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>>71588818
Branposting will never die. Bran is best boy.
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>>71588933
I would understand if you said he was one of the best in the show but in the books?

When did someone say he was one of the best?
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>>71588860

Even those that look like Catelyn share some traits with Ned. Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen all have blond hair, green eyes, fair skin and in general share no genetic traits with Robert.
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>>71588964
Because he's a faggot
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>>71588987
>I want to be queen
>I am queen
>I am in prison
>I am a burned corpse

Yes, look at that rich arc
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>>71588754
it's just a big fucking dog
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>>71588987
What remained of her would have made a nice arc through the air
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>>71588971
>no edris Elba Jon snow casting
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>>71588962
Like it matters anyway. Who's on the Iron Throne has no effect on anything that happens outside King's Landing, so even if Stannis had won nothing would have changed
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>>71588690
Based
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>>71589012
What did you say about Summer you little bitch?
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Sansa got Ramsay. Jon should get Littlefinger to kill.

I can't wait until they find out he had Ned killed. The scene where Jon lops off his head with Longclaw will be fantastic.
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>>71588989
BTW Davos is a traitor. He let snuh send Melly away over going into a beserker rage cuzz SNUH SNUH SNUH
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What's the best Preston theory?

>ASoIaF is sci-fi
>post-apocalyptic world
>R+L = D
>dragon and skin changer genes
>dornish master plan
>Jaqen H'gar has been hired to kill Bloodraven
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>Unella about to be raped again
>Someone kills the Mountain
>"Who's there?"
>A man walks forward
>"Hello"
>"Who are you?"
>"I am the Seven"
>Euron gives her his big cock
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>>71589050
a
fucking
dog
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>>71588817
2 sisters with children and husbands from meh houses (Fossoway and Redwyne) in the show. In the books he has 2 more sons in Highgarden Garth and Garlan.
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>>71589059
>This woman is evil! She's the mother of demons! She will destroy us all!

>I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me miracles do exist.

Davos why
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>>71589059
That doesn't make him a traitor you dumb namefag. End yourself you miserable pile of SHIT
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Reminder that studios approached GRRM to make ASOIAF movies before D&D offered a tv series.

We complain about how rushed stuff is now...
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>>71589067
>pyrokinesis
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>>71589026
Cersei you fucking cunt why did I laugh at this
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>>71589093
>how would you like your Davos character?
>just fuck my shit up dabid
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>>71589103
LOTR is vastly superior to ASOIAF and it worked well as a series of movies. The problem would be that there'd have to be a conclusion to a series of movies, one which George hasn't written yet.
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>>71589067
littlefinger = george soros
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>>71589074
>she doesn't feel anything after the Mountain
Oops, not so big
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>>71588697
>people unironically believe Tyrion is actually Tywin
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>>71589074
>Euro gives her his big cock
>AND WHO....
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>>71589076

Is there an official show confirmed family tree?

I thought it was a bit dumb that Olenna took control, although it makes sense from a narrative perspective
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>>71589059
>>71588962
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>>71588684
He's a better singer than an actor.
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Would Daedric Prince Hircine transforming Bran into a werewolf fix his broken spine?
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>>71589167
I'm pretty sure they don't care about family trees outside of the people that appear on screen

I'm not even kidding, they probably don't even care about that stuff
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>>71589103
Why didn't George do any background check on them? Was he too blinded by HBO money?
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>>71589148
LOTR is way more straightforward than ASOIAF though. It has the Frodo plot and the Aragorn plot.
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>>71589163
Literally true; why else would Tyrion refuse free whore sex?

Checkmate, retard
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>>71589067
>The moon acts as a satellite for sending dreams
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I don't understand these laws of succession

If Robert usurper the throne, then how does Dany have any claim? Do you have to kill ALL the descendants to the throne to be the king? Or was Robert never the true king since Viserys, Dany, and Aegon in the books still alive?
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>>71589167
Margaryan told Sandra about her aunts and cousins.
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>>71589158
Na, the Mountain has a tiny little Westerman willy. In cock size it goes
Ironborn
Stormlanders
[ POWER GAP ]
Northmen
Valemen
Rivermen
Reachmen
Westermen
Dornishmen

Crownlanders have a wide diversity of sizes.
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>>71589212
WE TTGL NOW
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Roose > Stannis
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>>71589229

What about Bran?
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>>71589201

They literally convinced him over lunch
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>>71589216
Dany has a strong claim after the Baratheons JUSTed themselves, as the new dynasty has been extinguished and she is pure targ.
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>>71589201
he probably thought
>what could go wrong? these jews look alright
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>>71589103
He turned them down because they wanted to make it the jon and dany show oh the irony lmao
>>71589097
Yes it does you piece of shit it breaks and goes against everything his character stands for
>>71589093
BUT MUUH SNUH /S
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>>71589206
Jon is a budget Aragorn. Davos is like Sam, who was the main character of LotR (t. Tolkien).
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>>71589201
>>71588971
Why do they look like such assholes? It's just perfect.
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>>71589210
Because he's depressed and his dick is soft from the booze.

Why doesn't he think about the fact that he's actually Tywin in any of his chapters? Answer me that.

Oh wait, you can't.
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>>71589244
Tywin > Roose
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How is this baby alive?

The white walker probably rode hundreds of miles to the Lands of always winter.

Do they have stashes of milk and baby food?
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>>71589198
Pretty much this.

Also explains why they have the sand snakes reigning on Dorne even though it makes no fucking sense from a story point of view. They just want to keep reusing the same characters.
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>>71589247
Bran doesn't have a cock.
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>>71589216
He was the true king because he conquered the Throne and everyone agreed with it

You could say Dany and co. were exiled
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>>71589216
>Kill the king and direct heirs
>Sit on the throne
>Supporters defeated

Whos gonna stop me?
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>>71589263
Jon is before Daenarys in both the Baratheon and Targaryen lines if Lyanna and Rhaegar married
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>>71589273
>He turned them down because they wanted to make it the jon and dany show

Source?
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>>71589301

Bran is a boy. Boys have cocks.
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>>71589301
Bran = Varys confirmed?
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>Ramsay just kills his father, no one seems to care
?
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>>71589229
I see you did some serious research.
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>>71589338
Who's the expert here?
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>>71589279
>Why doesn't he think about the fact that he's actually Tywin in any of his chapters? Answer me that.

Well he wouldn't want to reveal his hand too early, cmon dude. Also, look at his goals after he supposedly murdered Tywin. He's trying to win back Castelry Rock, and murder Cersei and Jaime, both things only Tywin would want to do.

Why would Tyrion want either of those things unless he is actually Tywin? Q.E.D (quad ero demonstration)
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>>71589288

Baby's not alive. Baby is undead.
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>>71589329
Cant remember the exact place but he said the prospect of making only some characters the focus didnt interest him.
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>>71589288
dude adrenaline rush lmao
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>>71589351
>Ellaria publicly murders the prince of Dorne
>no one seems to care
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Kelly C raping Cersei when
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so what is that shit about a white raven? is the raven actually albino or was he covered in snow? and if it's the last case why would it imply winter has arrived if it has been snowing in the north since season 1?
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>>71589351
>Sneks murder family martell, no one seems to care
>Jon deserts the night's watch, no one seems to care
>The heir to house stark begs the northern lords for help, no one seem to care
>Dany murders the khals and burns down their temple, no one seems to care
>cersei blows up the pope and the vatican, no one seems to care

?
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>>71589358

I would know the source of your expertise.
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>>71589351
Cuz muh omnipetent plot armour 1-D villain
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Based Davos
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>>71589425
>hey best friend mel, know any black magic to revive my main man jon snow? Just wondering haha i'm just curious lol
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>>71588827
implying

>Ghost - Jon dies and comes back to life
>Nymeria - Arya is a warrior queen
>Summer - Bran is the key in the war against winter
>Shaggydog - Rickon is just a kid who will end up back with his family, there's literally nothing else to his character
>Grey Wind - Words are wind aka lotta hype no payoff
>Lady - Sansa is a Lady
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>>71589422
Is that you?
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>>71589413
The raven is actually white and it's from the Citadel

They send the ravens to announce a new season and shit

I have no idea why Winter arrived just now either, it should have happened earlier
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>Glad to see your face
What she mean with this?
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>>71588834
The only explanation is that she really does end up a villain. That's why they temper all her unearned heroic moments with scene after scene of deadpan, morose, unlikable droning
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>>71589351
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>>71589414
Just turn your brain off bro.
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>>71589425

Davos only gave token resistance to burning shitloads of other people who didnt deserve it, but suddenly burning Shireen is apparently crossing an unforgieable line
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Is so predictable and i know that Cersei is fucked at least i hope everyone dies
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>>71588860
>Jon looks the most like Ned
>isn't Ned's kid

You're on to something
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>>71589465
>it should have happened earlier

And why exactly is that? It's not like the seasons follow a set pattern like in the real world.
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>>71589408
that fanfic of Unella raping her was nice
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>>71589461
No lol
>>71589500
>That you Dabid?
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>>71589419
I'm a whore from Volantis.
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>>71589500

I could kill a dozen people I don't know before I'd be able to consider killing someone I know. Not knowing someone makes it easier to dissociate them from being human.
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>>71589489
But how will I understand the masterful writing of HBO®'s hit series Game of Thrones™ without my brain?
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>>71589503
Okay
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>>71589563

Bran has never been to Volantis and Volantene whores have never been beyond the Wall. Try again.
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>>71589216
>believing that the Spider and the fat fuck's little Blackfyre runt is the true son of Rhaegar
Shameful.
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>>71589413
Winter actually arrived in S5. They retconned it this year so their precious Snuh woukdnt die and get his budget consuming battle.
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>>71588821
Actually it's been dead a long time. Brandon the Daughterless only had a daughter who married a wildling named Bael the Bard
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>>71589544
Because the best way of explaning all the snow in season 5, which was a important plot point for Stannis, is to say that winter was the cause

Also aren't we past the books? At the end of ADWD it's already winter

But I guess they really don't care about the books so my argument is no that valid
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>>71589578
AND WHO
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>>71589622
>Brandon the Daughterless

>only had a daughter

bravo grrm
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>>71589602
>He doesn't know about the whore conspiracy and how the main brothels all have glass candles so they can spy on Westerosi lords
The tears they have tattood on their faces are to symbolism the crying they do inside when they see the state of the world and the future.
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>>71589654
He's called the daughterless because his daughter was abducted, I know you're just baiting tho
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>>71589485
>AHH SAVE ME FAT WALDA
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>>71589654
His daughter was kidnapped (or maybe eloped, parallels with Lyanna), leaving him daughterless
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>>71588684
Every female character in Got is hated now, its dug itself into a hole.
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>>71589611
Literally no evidence that he isn't, though we fall into devil's proof and there is no evidence to prove that he is
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>>71589654
>Brandon the Burner
>Burn all the ships because his father took them across the sunset sea and never returned
How did he manage that?
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>>71588770
God damn it, she looks good here. Maybe because the camera is far away. She's such a jekyll/hyde.
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>>71589630
Eh, the white ravens are just the citadel's way of confirming that winter is indeed here. It's not that much of a stretch that the snows would start to fall sooner the farther north you are either.
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>>71589697
>Every female character in Got is hated now

Literally every character left is hated now
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Mannis
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>>71589708
Brandon the Burner is literally top 5 in worst known stark rulers just for his burning of the stark fleet desu
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>>71589697
And the funny thing is they probably wanted to be the opposite
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>>71589466
Nutella is the mother divine, her love is unconditional. Cersei never had a mother so she doesn't know what unconditional and boundless motherly love means
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>>71589746
Oi gov we nicked this geezer and now call round the panda and we'll take him to Scotland Yard before six bong
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>>71589485
I fucking hate the inconsistency of the effectiveness of knife stabs in this show
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>>71589746
>Cast members of HBO's "Game of Thrones", who had just finished a day of shooting on location for the 4th season in Dubrovnik, Croatia, were walking to the beach when they stumbled upon a burgeoning house fire. A small child was reportedly seen inside the home, attempting to escape the blaze. The child, not tall enough to reach the handle of the front door, resorted to banging on the front door in futility. When actor Charles Dance attempted to rescue the child, he was stopped by Stephen Dillane (who plays autistic villain Stannis) who reportedly said "The flames have taken him. The Lord of Light demands this sacrifice". His fellow cast mates, bewildered, continued to watch as the house was consumed in fire. Actress Emilia Clarke (Khaleesi) reached for her cellphone to call the fire department, but reports that Liam Cunningham (who plays the Onion Knight pedophile Davros) snatched the phone away from her and chucked it into the blaze. Carice van Houten (who plays the satanic Sorceress Melisandre) was reported to be chanting "The night is dark and full of terrors". By the time local authorities arrived, it was too late. Dillane, Cunningham, and van Houten were reportedly seen hours later outside the burned home, wearing red robes and screaming "R'HLLOR HUNGERS" at the parents of the deceased child.
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>>71589753
But his dad took the fleet, so how did he burn it? Did he sail after them just to do it?
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>>71588684
>Jon Littlefinger was right, you're JUST a bastard and i'm going to reclaim my birthright

AND WHO
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>>71589766
When did we start calling her Nutella? Top kek name
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>>71589769
The effectiveness of knife stabs is inconsistent in real life
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>Kelly C finally arrives
>instantly gets rekt by Darth Cersei
>sentenced to the FrankenGregor rape dungeon
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>>71589777
He didn't take the whole fleet obviously. Who takes their entire fleet just for an exploration party?
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>>71589769
>grand maester pycelle is alive after like 20 stabs all over his body
>roose drops dead with a knife to the stomach
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>>71589769

Robb dies with one clean stab, Jon takes half a dozen knife wounds before dying, and Arya takes the same number but lives, despite then having to run, expose the wounds to infection by jumping in sewer water, and generally aggravate the injury.
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>>71589554
WHAT?
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>>71589811
don't tease me anon
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C O D D
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>>71589809
Yeah but it doesn't range from instakill to still being able to parkour.
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>>71589809
Yeah, gut stabs, especially deep, twisting gouges are known to heal quickly and easily after a dip in sewage
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>>71589826
read it anon,we need more of that
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>>71589805
When we realised she's so sweet
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>>71589817
>ywn never see Roose Vs. Stannis on screen
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>>71589834
GET OFF MY ISLANDS
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>>71589834
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>>71589834
C O D D
O
D
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>>71589833
best final ever
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>>71589229
Tullys have massive bones, it's stated specifically when Cat sees her father Hoster for one of the last times. I'm willing to bet they're before that power gap of yours. Edmure Floppy Fish? Just a stupid fuccboi singer jealous of his massive cock.
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>>71589845
>professional assassin
>can't hit a vital spot
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>>71589811
>Caloreesi approaches Westeros with her fleet
>Euron attacks from both sides with his own ships
>reveals dragon horn and binds the dragons to his will
>they destroy Kelly C's ships and leave her to drown
How would normies react?
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>>71589811
AND WHO
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Wait, do some people seriously believe that Stannis is coming back?
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>>71589834
>>71589873
>>71589874
>tfw the codd fleet and family are sacrificed on open water to draw out the power of the gods on Oldtown
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>>71589868
>he got entangled in the nets
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>>71589881
The Tullys are an exception to the rule. The Tullys and Freys have Ironborn sized cocks, comes from the time of the occupation by Harren the Black, actually. But the Brackens, the Blackwoods, the Mallisters, the Darrys, the Pipers, the Vances and so on and so forth all fall firmly below the power gap.
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>>71588854
I miss Stannis
:(
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>>71589884

If she'd grabbed Arya, stabbed into one side of her neck and dragged it across, we'd be down another Stark.
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>>71589906
The CodSquod never dies, not while some who are still faithful remain
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>>71589886
makes this happen
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>>71589845
>>71589884
>>71589937

lads, my lads, when are you going to come to terms with arya=waif=fucking ARYA!
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>>71589903
ARE YOU
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The more I think about this season the worst it gets, D&D will never redeem themselves at this point
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>>71589939
WHAT IS CODD MAY NEVER DIE
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>>71589971
the show wasnt for you anyways nerd lmao
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>>71589834
Good house phrase
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>>71589766
You, I like you.
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>>71589966
That explains everything! The last two seasons have been the dream of an autistic Arya as she prepares the Frey pies. I should have known...
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>>71589359
>he wouldn't want to reveal his hand too early,
To who, an omniscient narrator?
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>>71589971
Only if this happen
>>71589811
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>>71589998
Best house phrase
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>>71589262
This makes me angry
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>>71590009
Exactly dude now you're getting it.

Tywin knew that any hint that he was inhabiting Tyrion's body would get him executed before he could reclaim Castelry Rock, so he had to bury his deepest thoughts so deep even the 3rd person limited perspective couldn't find them.
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>>71589834
codd-tier
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>>71589847
Repent by alba17?
But Nutella is not like that, no no no.
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NOWH

NAUWIT INDS
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>>71590002
i luff it!
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>>71589925
I thought Freys would have tiny pricks.
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>>71589971
Your not supposed to think about it bro
Just be yourself dude
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AHHAHAAH THAT TOWER OF JOY SCENE WHAT THE FUCFK
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Since D&D made the Dorne storyline completely inconsequential and useless, why didn't they just remove it entirely? They could have put better stuff in s5 with the time they would save.
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>>71590092
nuh

nahwitenz
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>>71589262
>>71589485
I didn't have these ones, do you have more rare book vs shows?
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>>71589930
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>>71588812
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>>71590143
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>>71590069
You figured it out, bro. Well done.
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>>71590101
Why? Because you're from Reddit? Walder is the most fertile man in all of Westeros.
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Who /twinks/ here?
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>>71590157
A Dream of Spring
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>>71590143
>>71590092
>>71590126
nowotonz
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>>71590157
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>>71590201

Me. Isaac is purest boy.
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>>71589262
This one is better
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>Baelish wants to fuck Sansa

they spent six seasons making him the master of lies, just so he could turn into a thirsty mong
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>>71590240
these are the best. Post the oberyn one
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>>71589394
>literally a walking Stark cocksucker
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>>71589262
Is it because they were worried people would find Euron more likeable that they completely butchered this?
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>>71590203
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>>71590240
The show did the first 3 books better imo. Then it completely falls apart and they fucked up AFFC beyond repair
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>>71589262
Who would you vote for?
Anime character with blue lips or Big Cock Euron?
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>>71590254
you're right it's better if he has no character flaws or weaknesses whatsoever
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>>71590240

I can only imagine if Tywin had found out who Arya was. I doubt he'd have sent her back to KL what with what happened the last time he entrusted Cersei with a Stark.
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>>71589485
>AHHH PRESTON SAVE ME FROM GEORGES BAD WRITING!!!
>CREATE A THEORY THAT WILL EXPLAIN HIS PLOTHOLES!!!
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>>71590285
okay, I admit I was completely wrong. they made the right decision
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>>71590285
I mean his terminal mental retardation seems like a pretty huge flaw to me.
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>>71590276
AFFC didn't need help from them, it fucked itself up
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>>71589821
Robb's Tully genes fucked him up, while Arya is more Stark than Tully.
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>>71590262

GREY
CHARACTERS
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>>71589454

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story
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>>71590303
that goes for plenty of characters, Ned most of all. He basically got his entire family killed because he couldn't keep his mouth shut
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>>71590268
I wonder if showplebs will actually believe this image
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>It starts.

>QUOIT THE CONTRAREH, ITS ABOOT TEH FENESH
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>>71590147
there's this one

the main significance of it is that in the books, euron's quote has buildup and is actually really clever (he served a thousand gods by making people from ib to asshai pray) and foreshadows him brainwashing and sacrificing priests, which makes the quote a proper summary of his character. In the show it's just a random statement that only tells you that he traveled a somewhat far distance. Oldtown is pretty much the capital of the world so it's not at all impressive, and Qarth is only halfway through Essos.
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>>71588987
Not really, she was little more than a plot device to enable Cersei's character development, Margaery herself was barely developped and stayed consistent throughout the series, she didn't have a beginning or an end to her characterization.

She was a complete bitch though and got what she deserved, she was never honest with anybody and always put on a new face to please whoever she interracted with.
On the inside she was no different than Cersei, they both fought to manipulate Joffrey and Tommen to further their houses, and whenever one got the upper hand they rubbed their victory on the other's face instead of making peace.
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>>71590306
That's why it's even more pathetic. Somehow they made something ten times worse than AFFC when they had AFFC available to avoid making the same mistakes it made. They forged boldly onward, fucking up literally everything, and didn't even manage to improve the pacing.
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First for besteROS of westeROS
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>"I wish you good fortune in the wars to come"
>attempts to kill him

WHAT
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>>71590303
oh boy is this another "why didn't he know about Ramsay" genius?
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>>71590323
>poop characters
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>>71590373
>I mean, this war, specifically.

>Good luck not dying to me in this duel.
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>>71588987
Maybe they should have left her at a non-character status like her book version, then faggots like you wouldn't have to cry when she didnt live happily ever after
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