Their mothers share a name
What did marvel mean by this?
>>71586049
Top Bantz
>>71586049
DELETE THIS
>>71586049
MARVEL CONFIRMED FOR BASED BANTERSMITHS
MODS!!!!! DELETE THIS!!!
>>71586049
>the creators of John Jonah Jameson Junior and fin fang foong make fun of two people sharing the name martha
Die in a fire op, you marveldrone faggot!
>>71586049
>
They aim to plebs that only watch capeshit.
>scenes that set up the next 8 movies
That's literally all marvel does in their movies
Name one recent marvel movie that doesn't set up the next film in the franchise?
>>71586456
Huh? No, you name a recent movie that sets up the next film.
>>71586456
Cry more they made fun of spider-man too there (the reboot comments).
>>71586456
Thing is, they don't look out of place or ruin the overall story of the movie. The set-up scenes in BvS were very obvious and stood out from the rest.
but Man of Steel and BvS are better than anything marvel have done in the last 5 years
>>71586456
>Recent
That limitation just makes you look like an incredible fool. You know very well that Marvel's universe was carefully built up with many movies and all came together with years of work and planning.
BvS tried to shove it all in in a single movie
>>71586049
Based Hot Soccermom.
>>71586456
Ant-Man, its also the only Marvel movie I actually enjoyed
>>71587271
Ant Man was shit
>>71586185
I don't think Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko or Stan Lee wrote that comic, Bane.
>>71587578
Aww SNAP!
>>71586543
This, not subtle teasing, just straight up show a list of Justice League and the heros.
>>71586049
What did she mean by this?
>>71586179
>not MOMS! DELETE THIS!
shamefur dispray.
>>71586049
I dont get it. Have they spent a page in a comic book pushing a joke?
should try making their own films somewhat memorable
>>71588172
Butt first?
>>71587578
Made almost as much as BvS.
>>71588699
You are a small person, amirite?
>>71586049
Struggling to stay relevant
>Marvel criticising anyone about fucking up a movie to set up other movies
LOL
>UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ABOUT ISRAEL
>>71589867
where?
>>71586456
That's the point. He's saying that movie DIDN'T do that. It just focused on making each individual scene look "badass" in of itself without caring about seeing things up
>>71589501
>amirite
fuck knows what you mean here.
>>71586049
Why is this place turning into /co/?
>>71589899
made a small shitstorm because they actually printed this
>>71586049
Do Spidey and Deadpool fuck?
>>71590573
Jesus Christ.
>>71586456
You know how marvel does it though? They film a scene that takes place after the credits. They don't try to interrupt the narrative of the first movie to set up the next.
>>71588699
Its a deadpool comic. The entire comic is spent making jokes over story
>>71590624
There's a lot of shipping bait. Like spiderman allowing wade to cling onto his back as he crawls around
>>71590744
Teases.
people on /tv/ unironically defending Disney/Marvel capeshit movies for children.
>>71586049
They're outing themselves as plebs who didn't understand the Martha scene.
>>71591040
Daredevil is 10/10
>>71586049
it's almost as if the guy who wrote that enjoyed the movie and was being satirical of the autistic complaints against it
>>71591040
/tv/ has been overrun by /v/ and /co/ for a while now
>>71591573
OH SHIT, YOU"RE BREAKING OUT A MS PAINT COMIC
SHIT SON YOU SURE SHOWED ME
>>71591765
it's not even an original MS paint comic either lmao, he edited one making fun marvel capeshit
> no subtleness AT ALL
> literally take comments from youtube trailer section and paste them into your comic
10/10 writing marvel, keep it up. Between shutting the bed in your normal comics you p u ll this in your mainstream maymay books.
Fuck being a marvelfag is sufferingnot as bad as DCucks but at least their books are getting better
>>71592067
>subtleness
>>71591834
>he edited one making fun marvel capeshit
It was one about Mad Max and Spring Breakers dkek.
>>71586456
Iron Man was the movie that really kicked everything off.
It was a self-contained, satisfying story that didn't even hint at an extended universe until the after-credits scene.
DC is tried to jump the gun, and BvS turned out an incoherent mess.
>>71586049
Ah... So you want that know how I, the Memecredible Deadpool, would react to Batman V Superman, the best worst superhero movie of 2016? Well, you can get it right here, straight from the horse's mouth. See it? It's riiiight in there. That's it; closer, closer... too close, dumbass. You know they say to never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Ahem. Shall we begin
>>71590624
>>71590896
Spidey for all his bad luck still gets the bitches so we'll have none of that homo shit here
>>71593064
>During the opening scene, where Martha Wayne’s necklace snaps in slow-mo
Hey look! That lady's necklace is doing what my body did in my movie's opening credits scene! Look here, momma: it's only sexy when it's done for a meaningful purpose, like making gratuitous ass grabs towards culturally informed money monkeys.
>The bathtub scene with Lois and Clark
They even make doing ‘it’ look somber and serious! I didn’t think that was (super)humanly possible until now.
Stop by my side of the cinema if you want to know how super-powered assholes really get it done. You’ll be doing yourself a favor over this sob story.
>During the scene teasing the other members of the Justice League (i.e. Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg)
Ya know, I can't help but feel that this montage is forgetting someone special. Green suit, energy ring, flies around outer space wrecking up shit? Ring a bell? No?
>During Superman’s congressional hearing, where Lex leaves “Granny’s peach tea” on Senator Finch’s desk
This ‘Lex’ guy is my cup of tea; just not, uh, that, cup of ‘tea’. You sick fuck—you even included an explosion at the end! Did someone sneak a peek at my birthday wish list?
>>71593121
>The whole “Martha” scene
Ah, the wondrous miracle that is the human language. I wish this kinda shit was how problems were actually resolved in the real world, because I’m pretty sure those kinds of things only happens in fairy tales, and only the ones whose intended audiences aren't allowed to go to the restroom unless their dada escorts them to the toilet by hand.
Heck; I used my words, and it turned me into a superhuman prune that spent the better half of his film chasing an asexual wombat named Francis. Not the best way to go down.
Don’t believe everything you see in movies, kids, and sure as hell don't think a few words will stop a weapon-toting, psychopathic vigilante out for vengeance from going full gang rape on you. I would know.”
That one combat scene where Batman takes down Martha Kent’s captives: “Oh, jeez... I could totally fap to this shit; am, was, will, done. AW, fuck—did he just mash a guy through a crate? Now that’s the stuff!
Though I should point out this “Batman” guy could learn a thing or two about being more conservative with his bullets. Those things do not grow on trees.
>Superman being the one to carry the Kryptonite spear to finish off Doomsday
Oh sure, make the guy who has a weakness to the green rock be the one to shove its spear up the rock troll’s ass. Because that makes total sense.”
When a dead Superman is very clearly revealed to NOT be dead: “Not this shit again. The only thing I hate more than comic book superheroes dying and coming back to life is my main man Francis, and I think we all know just how much I love him.
That’s why I gave up on dying a few months ago, ya ding dongs! It’s the easy way out, and it avoids those peskily overpriced funeral expenses. You should really try it some time.
>>71593064
>Ryan Reynolds shitposting on /tv/ trying to remind people Deadpool exists while riding the coattails of BvS.
I thought I'd never see the day.
>>71593155
>Other random comments, interspersed throughout the film
Yawn* “There's still an hour and a half left? I think my grandmother's funeral was more lively than this slobber fest. Wake me up when someone's hand gets cut off.”
Hmm… a rich guy builds a robotic suit and teams up with an alien treated like a god and others to thwart a comedic douchebag after an initial misunderstanding? Now where I have I heard that story before…?
This movie's plot has more holes than the inside of my aunt's signature Swiss cheese and tuna sandwiches. And let me tell you, those clusterfucks are NOT a pretty sight.
'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.’ Apparently whoever stitched together this mess missed that memo.
Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman… it seems like every superhero name nowadays just takes the gender’s noun form and attaches some descriptive word to the front of it.
But not me—I'm an equal opportunity provider. You can assign whatever sick, perverted sexual fantasies to me you want independent of gender, and I’ll more than happily live them out. You know my motto: as long as it can be humped, I'll be the one doing the humping. I’ve even Rule 34'd Rule 34.
>>71586049
>yawn of boredom
marvelcucks lol
>>71593195
>After the movie ends
The real lesson here, folks, is that taking depressed grown men trashing a city in the name of heroism and calling it a film is never a good plan. Instead, come watch me, an angry asshole who trashes a city in the name of heroism! I can personally promise that it'll satisfy all of your deepest orgy fantasies, and so much more. I'll see to that first part myself, if I have to.
>>71586049
everything has to be explained to you people? share a name means they fuck the same guy
>>71588124
> Lex luthor knows that super human exist since he saw superman
> tracks them and centralize information about them
> Batman meet one of them who is aware she is tracked
> he gives her everything Lex Luthor has as he knows she can be used down the road
> this is somehow a not subtle teasing ?
Lmao MarvelDrone they'll cling to anything to try and take this movie down
> a 5 minute sequence included in the diegesis is "Not subtle teasing" that ruined the movie
>>71590573
Why do they assume that a misogynist person would also dislike (or like, I'm not sure if american normalfags love or hate israel nowadays) Israel?
>>71586456
>That's literally all marvel does in their movies
Marvel does it the other way around. Each individual movie has elements that set up the big ensemble ones.
BvS tried to kickstart an entire cinematic universe with a single film, instead of exploring each hero individually beforehand, setting up BvS and Justice League.
>>71593417
WW shouldn't have been in the movie at all, doofus.
>>71593188
I'm fairly sure that Deadpool was more profitable than BvS
>>71593108
>>71593155
>You should really try it some time.
Well how do I become immortal? Daily reminder that I don't live in a capeshit movie where you can just get superpowers by being tortured
>>71587013
>>71591155
Nice bait kid
>>71587271
It sets up Ant-man and the Wasp, you little shit.
>based Aukerman is based
>>71593417
You're absolutely right, the movie was ruined long before that
>the people that turned Thor into a woman and paired her with a nigger talking about writing
I-is Thor coming back and Whor will disappear, right?
