>You're hanging out at the party.
>A man without eyebrows approaches you.
>He says: We've met before, haven't we. At your house. Don't you remember? As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
>What do?
That's fucking crazy, man.
DUDE WEED LMAO
dude can you check if my torrent has finished please, thanks
>lol i am california we parties and drugs hurpen durpen creepan manan esedan american culturan
I'd blast out a spastic saxophone solo
>>71585975
I guess I would call him at my house using a cellular telephone he lends me, to verify the situation.
>>71585975
he was the best part of that incredibly mediocre movie.
Can someone tell me why Lynch is supposed to be good? He has the same fake Americana fetishism going on like Waits in his songs/visual style, and the only thing about is movies is that they're about dreams or follow dream logic (i.e. symbolism + no proper plot so very conductive to lazy screenwriting).
Is it because he provides drugs and women to a specific subset of Hollywood people or? Because otherwise it's typical shallow artfag crap for and by rich dumb Americans.
>>71587293
He answers the phone and says: I told you I was here. What do?
>>71587387
>Lynch is supposed to be good?
He is not. It's all your personal choice.
>>71585975
Can you check up on my wife's son?
>>71587387
>supposed
>follow dream logic
Why is Lynch such a master at making my eyes water through sheer creepiness?
Is there anything this man can't do?
>inb4 make a good movie
>>71585975
I am not gay but I would totally suck Lynchs cocks until he implodes in my mouth and I would swallow it without hesitation
>>71585975
>Reply saying: That's awesome! I've met David Lynch a while ago. Do you know him? Cause he'd love you.
>>71587422
>That's some real crazy shit right there, my man.
