Anon, you have a few hours spare to use the holodeck.
What file do you load?
>>71584123
>hornyvulcan.hdek
>>71584123
Anders Breivik Funtime Beach Party
>>71584123
Probably a holonovel of LotR. That sounds like fun.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
Id load up kiki_barefoot.holo
>>71584179
>>71584181
>using it for any reason other than fucking
Autists.
thirdreich1933.hdek
>my9thgradeyear_girlslockerroom.holo
>>71584253
There's fucking in LotR. Elves don't literally grow on trees.
>>71584123
since Star Trek is our future, that means that Star Wars exists in that universe as a story. So I would load a program with the hottest SW aliens along with the hottest ST aliens.
>>71584123
>"Computer, upload jamesmoriarty.holo"
What stops you from running into the wall in the holodeck?
What if two people are in it and run in opposite directions?
>>71584253
>implying you couldn't fuck some hot teen during Anders' rampage simulator
>whitepeopleonly_nojews.holo
>>71584123
>wasting time on the holodeck
>not getting promoted to captain and being able to pilot a prometheus class star ship
>not spending entire deep space recon missions using your entire ship as one big holodeck
Yall niggers gay.
>Live in a post resource society where everyone is tolerant of everyone
>Holodeck lets you load whatever program you want
>Could literally make a loli necro funhouse of rape
>Berkley makes a humble program where he can romance colleagues as a fantasy so he doesn't infringe his boundaries in real life
>Literally everyone finds out and he gets scolded for it and forced to delete the program
How shitty must it have been to be Berkley? I would have left the Enterprise and let them get Borged
Rape Gangs of Turkana IV
>>71584303
I hope you know the easy answers to this questions.
Would do sex but I don't know of there would be the sensation of fucking a hologram.
So maybe holodeck some old N64 games. Mariokart or something
>>71584123
>tfw you're the designated holodeck splooge cleaner
>>71584303
Did you ever watch the show?
Basically holodecks encapsulate each person in them in their own little bubble of photonic light and simulates distance and sound for each person.
>>71584326
>doing actual work
>getting promoted to Captain
First day in Starfleet?
>>71584340
I love me some Crusher
>>71584390
This time so you make any sense
>>71584391
Janeway made it to captain, how hard could it be?
>>71584234
this tbqh
>big_boobies.holodk
>BLACKED.holo
>>71584340
>load yar_rapegang.hdek
>>71584331
Dude Broccoli was creepy as fuck. It's not innocent at all.
>>71584408
Basically it does this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2kZrywOCAk
>>71584358
>So maybe holodeck some old N64 games. Mariokart or something
I hope this is bait
Whose job is it to clean the semen out of the holodeck after its been used?
>>71584326
>>not spending entire deep space recon missions using your entire ship as one big holodeck
wut
Why would you use the holodeck when you're on a shit exploring the fucking galaxy
>>71584512
Worf's
>>71584543
>ctrl+f
>"rape"
I think you have your answer
>>71584543
Because you live in a fairly small tin can for months/years at a time
>>71584543
to lessen the homicidal tendencies of course
Yes... Finally..
>computer load rape simulation 1
>8 holomen (including skull guy) appear and rape me
>>71584123
Holodeck, could you load up Nude Tayne
World of Warcraft, Darnassus, oh boy oh boy
>>71584533
Prometheus class star ships were designed with holo emitters in every single part of the ship, even in the jefferie's tubes.
The ship was designed to be piloted with a skeleton crew of less than 10 members. Any crew needed could be simulated inside the ship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBwGMGSU_Z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07eyG5l7dVE
Watch the entire episode from VOY. It's fucking fantastic.
picking daughter up from school simulator
>>71584657
>mfw erping in goldshire in the holodeck
>>71584662
>Watch the entire episode from VOY. It's fucking fantastic.
Didn't you die, Andy Dick? Pretty sure you died.
>>71584143
>not loading .\holodeck\projects\sex\fetish\feet\sonic.hdek
>being this much of a casual
>>71584657
>>71584712
alliance scum
>>71584684
>Pick up daughterfu
>She makes you drop her off at the park to play Parrises squares
>Gets hit in the head
>You spend hours trying to save her
>She dies in your arms
>>71584751
>he fell for the horde meme
>>71584662
>andy dick was on star trek
the suicide file
>hitomi_tanaka_anri_okita_pov.mov
What would an R rated star trek look like?
>>71584512
Its beamed to the replicators
>>71584857
Lexx
>>71584857
J.J. Abrams Trek but actually showing tits.
>compuder, launch duras_sisters_pegging_simulation_byShabbyBluetheXII.hdeck
>ellie shopping.mp4
>its a holodeck malfuctions episode
>its a holodeck malfuctions and anon gets raped in his pegging program episode
>>71584303
This is answered in the show but I forget which episode.
>>71585113
>ShabbyBlue
noice
>>71585158
It suffers from retcon technology; in the pilot, Data walks to the back wall during a simulation and hits it with a rock. In future episodes, you can walk for infinite distance in any direction.
>>71585192
so theres no logic to it...
>>71585199
>missing the chance for "That's not logical, anon"
>>71584340
If they were the only options, then it would have to be:
04-672: Bone counselor Troi and Seven of nine.
>>71584411
Don't forget that her dad was an admiral. She was born with the connections needed to become a captain.
policewoman_stripper_with_flashing_blue_light_on_her_head_and_old_style_siren.hdv
>nee naw nee naw nee naw nee naw nee naw
>>71585151
I have a genuine fear of this. One minute your getting pegged by a historical recreation of T'pol, next minute four massive Klingon cocks are tearing you apart and you have to explain to Dr.Crusher why your arsehole is inside out. Its like the Trek version of a screamer
i'd load an exact similation of the starship enterprise, then go into the holodeck, and stack up as many layers as i could until i lost track of how deep i was, then go on a killing spree
>>71585485
why not just do the spree in the first iteration
>>71584857
Netflix Star Trek
>>71584123
Holodeck, load up Celery Man please
>>71584123
I'd probably chill with Vic Fontaine.
>>71585512
i like the idea of not being able to work out how many layers you need to exit before you can't kill people
>Computer, create one million fully self-aware copies of Adolf Hitler
>>71585630
oh thats kinda interesting.
what do though when you suspect youre nearing or in the real world?
what actions change?
Holodeck... load up Unused Holodeck projecting unused Holodeck projecting unused Holodeck projecting unused Holodeck projecting etc. etc.
>>71585660
>and that, children, is how we ended up in a Ferangi-less universe
>butipoopfromthere.hdek
>>71585630
H-have a good day please don't go on a spree, my autispsycho friend
>>71584123
same as everybody
giantunderagealienorgy.hol
>>71584123
So how the fuck are they able to walk so far in the Holodeck?
Would they not hit the walls fairly quickly in most simulations?
>>71584123
Early 21st Century. The fall of ZOG.
>>71586367
inb4 reddit babbies
>>71584833
>>71586360
Force fields. They stay in place and the background moves. Like a threadmill.
>>71585630
if at any moment you say "pause program" and the world freezes, you know you're still in a simulation.
>1000wesleycrushersvs30bears.holo
>>71584123
probably some of these IMAX movies with close to no plot but fantastic visuals
tg_elf_rape.hdeck
>>71584123
>"computer, disable all safety protocols and load Emily Blunt CBT session 5, authorization gama329."
computer, run tasha yar rape gang program 8.
>>71585151
>>its a holodeck malfuctions and anon gets raped in his pegging program episode
>>71585113
>>71587236
>>71587261
Computer, run "horsecock_assrape_30_hours" and disable safety protocols
It would really depend on how well they monitor what programs people load up.
If my holodeck program was completely private, i'd probably get into some pretty dark, twisted shit to satisfy my more illegal perversions, and finally 'scratch that itch' so I wouldn't think about it so much.
A real life working holodeck would solve so many fucked up people, and be so therapeutic.
Most people only rape, murder, and get into the 'darker' shit because they have no outlet for thier impulses.
>>71584559
Idk why this made me laugh so hard senpai
>>71584641
NOW TAYNE I CAN GET INTO
People do such tame, boring shit with the holodeck. Forget fucking, forget detective stories, imagine using the holodeck to explore the idea of four-dimensional space, or travel across galaxies with your mind, or the inside of the human body at the cellular or even atomic level, or spend a day living with the ability to rewind time and change your decisions to see how it affects the simulated society so as to become functionally omniscient/omnipotent in it, etc.
>>71587485
Will they ever make a working holodeck?
>>71584123
Roman Baths orgy.
>>71587485
Will I die alone?
>>71587491
OR
or
now follow me on this
or
pegging
>>71587420
>A real life working holodeck would solve so many fucked up people, and be so therapeutic.
>Most people only rape, murder, and get into the 'darker' shit because they have no outlet for thier impulses.
Thats not how the brain works. Indulging every whim and fantasy just reinforces the neural structures that generated the urges in the first place.
>Computer: load Star Wars simulation.
holodeck make me a computer with an office chair
now load up 4chan and let me shitpost for a while
>>71587572
What if YOU'RE ALREADY DOING THAT
Auschwitz simulator
>>71584123
The same file most everyone loaded. A special nude counseling session with Deanna Troi.
troi_greek_fertility_goddess_bacchanal.holo
>>71584123
man thats a dope question idk
"computer, load a simulation of Pon Farr on vulcan, and remove all the males"
>>71589204
Reginald:"If only you knew what things I'd done to her on the holodeck."
>>71584684
what would the pros/cons of the holodeck vs old school physical lolibots?
Bat'leth_training_difficulty_mac.hdek
Computer remove safety protocols.
Today IS a good day to die.
gilmore_girls_mother_daughter_threesome.holo
Game of Thrones simulator. I would chop off everyone's manhood and feed them to the hounds
>>71594144
Holodecks can emulate physical structures that can't exist in the real world
>mfw fucking a prepubescent 4D asshole
>>71594586
What about Sookie?
>>71584294
good man
>>71585324
>If they were the only options, then it would have to be:
>
>04-672: Bone counselor Troi and Seven of nine.
They were the whitest women in all of Star Trek.
>>71589021
>>71589204
Did anyone go to that con where she had somewhat of a minor breakdown on a panel talking about all the exploitation films she was in?
>>71584123
>jessie/brianna on the beach
>>71584123
Why bother having a holodeck when shit like the synaptic stimulator exist? It's smaller, more energy efficient and can potentially offer more than a holodeck can in that it could theoretically alter 'you' as well. In the holodeck it's still your physical body so if you wanted to be a woman, or an octopus, or a fucking car or something you couldn't be, but with the stimulator it's all virtual so you cold be.
Personally though, I'd load up my extreme feminisation, chastity, cuckold, femdom, castration, forced sissy scenario. Good shit meng.
>>71597744
Mike mentioned this during an episode of Best of the Worst
>>71597997
Yeah, I was at that panel and heard about it again on BotW.
>>71597901
because with shit like that, its easy to forget you're limitations as a human.
>>71597901
>Why bother having a holodeck when shit like the synaptic stimulator exist? It's smaller, more energy efficient and can potentially offer more than a holodeck can in that it could theoretically alter 'you' as well. In the holodeck it's still your physical body so if you wanted to be a woman, or an octopus, or a fucking car or something you couldn't be, but with the stimulator it's all virtual so you cold be.
>
>Personally though, I'd load up my extreme feminisation, chastity, cuckold, femdom, castration, forced sissy scenario. Good shit meng.
Just when I feel like the walls have been pushed to their furthest boundaries by, yes, "YOU PEOPLE", comments like this show up in a thread that cause a twinge that won't go away somewhere deep in my mind.
I just hope this another well thought post in the name of humour.
Computer..
Load up holoprogram..
Barkley's..Premier League
>watching_movies_with_dad.hdek
Anniversary of his death tomorrow.
>>71598497
well I mean OP did ask
nah but seriously, there have been plenty of examples of analogous technologies in star trek and they all just seem much more practical than a holodeck
unless of course a holodeck is more of like an outdated thing that still gets used just because it gets used, if you know what i mean, like CRT monitors
>>71598796
pic related
>>71585577
I was looking for this.
>>71584123
World Without Trektards
>>71599057
>anon suddenly is dematerialized
>>71587535
Trektards are total queers.
>Computer, load tv_shitposting_fight.hdeck
>>71584253
I can do that outside of a holodeck, Leia's all over my dick. Let's use the holodeck for something I can't experience otherwise.
anthrobunnieshorsecock.hdec
Computer, load program: Worf is horny and wants to fuck furiously. Transport my wife into the holodeck when on my mark, and disengage safety protocols.
>>71599523
>horsecock
why
>>71598648
Ian is too gay to be looking so unstylish.
>>71599174
Is itSonic?
>computer please load that one house that is rented by JulesJordanVideo, Elegant Angel and Evil Angel for their movies please
>and now please load my wife, no clothes this time
>excellent, now please load a selection of a dozen black american football players from the late 20th and early 21st century based on their heaviest achieved weight during their competitive career
>excellent, I think you know what I want them to do computer
>oh and put a chastity cage on me please, one size too small
>>71584484
>>71585113
>>71587491
someone has to rite those programs like you make a video game tho
>>71584181
>the holodeck malfunctions again and Mordor is invading the Ship
>>71584123
Why would i want to use that Death-trap?
my question is, what happens when you have played out every sick twisted fantasy you can come up with in a lifetime of holoporn abuse?
>>71600694
You do it again.
>Computer, load angry_musclefuta_horsecocks_v6.hdek
>Enable the hose system
>>71600081
Eww. Nasty.
Geordi's Leah Brahms program
>>71597744
Go on....
computer load up celery man please
>emma_watson_blink182_rapbattle2_poolparty_milf_cum_teen_mp3.exe.hdek
>>71601123
with you bro and I would bury my dick so far up her holographic butt it would take King Arthur to pull it out
Load a drastically scaled down 20th century earth for me to godzilla on.
I'll take a steaming shit on London.
>>71601789
tentacle_rape_pit_14.hdek
>>71584501
ywn see this in your lifetime
>>71594669
what kind of physical structure can't exist in 3D?
>>71599191
t. Trektard
>>71584123
Usually the sex programs on public holosuites are lower-resolution .holo files from several cycles ago, so any time I find a newer .hdek file I play it without even reading the fetish tags. It usually works out okay, but the Ferengi have some fucked up priorities in the bedroom, lemme tell you.
>>71603066
bitches keep rubbing my ears yo
>>71587522
underrated answer
>>71603066
The resolution on some of the ambient scenery and particularly the voice simulation is dated, but I find that there is a charm that was lost with the .hdek adoption.
If the computer has up-to-date drivers, you will get a lot of generic answers from many of the holographic sexual partners like "Do you like it like this?" as opposed to "Commander, I enjoy running my tongue along the symmetrical line that bifurcates both sides of your scrotum."
Apparently, it has nothing to do with Federation CPU technology but with the data encoding itself.
The J'naii are severely underrated, might I add.
>>71584253
>using it for something you can literally do any day of the week
Virgin.
>>71603476
I agree that old .holos had to make up for filesize and isorate restrictions with more cleverly written AI, but I just can't go back after experiencing the accuracy of the positional audio in newer .hdeks.
It's just too uncanny; sometimes it sounds like the moaning is coming from all over the place in older .holos. I guess I'm a snob now.
>>71595538
>>71603066
>>71603476
>>71604413
>these posts
>>71603066
>>71603476
>>71604413
Let me redhypospray you on bio-neural gel packs, /trek/.
Feeling the difference now isn't the reason to store holograms on bio-neural gel. Bio-neural circuitry uses lossless compression, while isolinear circuitry is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the holofile sits on your isolinear storage assembly, it will lose roughly 12% cohesion, assuming you have isolinear chips - it's about 15% depolarization on isolinear memory modules, but only 7% fragmentation on isolinear rods, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on duotronics or other optronic media.
I started collecting holoprograms in about 2347, and if I try to play any of the holosimulations I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320% efficient encoding, they just run like an Armus. The polygon vector resolution is terrible, the midrange photonic balance... well don’t get me started. Some of those holoprojections have degraded down to 32 or even 16 fractal recursion layers. Holonovels stored on bio-neural gel from the same period still run great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry computer core. Seriously, stick to bio-neural gel, you may not be able to feel the difference now, but in a thousand stardates or two, you’ll be glad you did.
>>71601789
Nice one lad
>>71604993
One in every deck thread.
Hey asshole, I'm not spending all my damn latinum on "holonovels" (as you call them) stored on overpriced goopy juice pouches, no matter what you post about the quality, not to mention some of the moral issues associated with gel packs. For the last fucking time already.
>>71584123
Holodeck porn would be awesome.
But I'd worry about people walking in, which we saw is possible in "Hollow Pursuits."
Imagine if the Captain was giving a tour to some alien dignitary for First Contact, he/she shows them the HD to introduce them to golf, and they walk in on me completely naked in a nude slave auction where the auctioneer is pumping my erect weeny in front of the customers?
Or hell, what if a schoolteacher was taking some small children on a field trip using holograms, and they walk in on my multiracial nude sauna with BBWs, bears, twinks, amazons, ottermode college boys, chicks with huge boobs, etc?
>>71606265
Then you put the equivalent of a do not disturb sign on the door.
Are trektards really this stupid?
>>71584123
Accurate as fuck Dinosaur or prehistoric mammal enviroments. Probably start with Hell Creek and Rancho de la brea. Maybe also witnessing the first tetrapods on land.
Also historically correct variants of the following, whatever time permits: French Revolution (being a Jacobine), Ancient Egypt new kingdom (as a fucking God pharaoh), Roman republic fight with catilina, battle of mons graupius as a Batavian auxiliary, chilling in Tenochtitlan, being a Swahili trader in Zimbabwe, first time man made fire, philosophical discussions with Carnab, Mozi and Epicurus, fencing with Tallhoffer, Boxing with Joe Louis, Tom Cribb and Sugar Ray, watching Don Giovanni dirigated by Mozart himself.
So many better things than just sex. Although I probably could fuck anyone as a pharaoh.
>>71603689
>Fuck anyone you want, in any situation you want, wherever you want
>Implying this is virgin-tier
Virgin.
>Not cating through some Dix related crime mysteries with Picard and Guinan
>>71606624
Lol, who pissed in your pink panties?
>>71601789
>>71584123
Computer, load "Harem Mansion 01."
>>71587485
Is everyone in this thread CIA?
>>71584123
A date with my beautiful lovely wife, Mami.
>>71584179
>>71606882
Proof positive trektards are queer.
As if we really needed any.
>>71606882
>implying he didn't piss in his pink diapers
>>71587485
Will I survive the skarch?
>>71598932
I was about to post it myself but then that guy did it. Good job dude.
>>71584308
Whaat? No way!
>>71607301
VDV ️
>>71584123
>>71587485
Was it my fault?
>>71584123
Any rape holodecks where i can fuck robot girls or young looking alien girls? Would the holodeck record who uses what like that? Could you go jail for fucking a holo-child?
>>71603689
m8 the reason I want to do crazy holodeck sex things is BECAUSE I can have sex with my wife any day of the week
>>71584390
You didnt even explain anything you fucking mongolooid! If you walk forward your still going to hit a wall unless youre on some rotating floor so that you are static and everything else around you moves
>>71584400
Yeah wesley is a hottie
>tfw bodily fluids left in the holodeck are recycled back into the replicator system
Computer, load up Riker's most used holodeck program.
>>71584123
is cp allowed by the federation?
>>71585236
>thats
Lore pls go
>>71609099
>his dongles
>>71586322
Why not normal sized aliens?
>>71609099
>Loading usingcaptainpicardsfaceasatoilet.hdek
>not playing with naomi and flotter in the forest of forever
>>71608808
>Could you go jail
of course not, it's an utopian, civilized version of the future
also, CP will become mainstream in less than a century, anyway
>>71587485
will I see her again?
>>71585472
So many trektards; so many faggots.
One would think they are one and the same.
Oh, wait...
I guess they are.
>>71587485
If I report this post will you die?
>>71584811
Probably the best role of his life.
kira_(alternate-universe)_sex_simulation_v4_(britney_spears_orgy_compilation_r@y).hdv
Computer, load up Skunkape hunt.
Also, replace agent scully with siri.
>galaxy_quest_thunderdome.hdek
>>71584123
super_nintendo.sim
CRT_TV.sim
comfy_chair.sim
Fuck your occulus bullshit
>>71600694
you tell the computer to make up an alternate reality where you forget all this shit and go again.
>>71584181
I hope that technology progresses to the point at which we can do this, that would be the pinnacle of comfy.
>>71611274
I hope we get VR LotR erotica in my lifetime. I want to fuckbombadil
>>71611414
you sick fuckwanna spitroast him?
>>71584123
I would use the Perfect Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzD96MsrdUE
>>71611766
CUTE IN PROSECUTE
Teen and college movies like Dazed and Confused, Everybody Wants Some, Can't Hardly Wait, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
>>71584123
>What file do you load?
Easy
Predator
Total Recall
Conan The Barbarian
>>71611766
TNG edits crack me up every fucking time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCL4Zs0oCQ
