>supposed to be a nerdy, spastic loser
>bangs 10/10s
>>71582049
He's a doctor.
You forgot the part where he is a doctor
>>71582063
>>71582069
he's not a doctor
>>71582113
Chicks dig guys with money and high status jobs
>>71582113
that's why he bangs hot women, because he's a doctor. He bangs gold diggers who are after his wallet.
>>71582063
>>71582069
I'm a doctor and I havent had sex since my 2nd year of college, about 10 years ago. Autism trumps the MD, everytime
For a sensitive guy he is such an asshole
>>71582129
>Dr. John Michael Dorian, M.D.
I never new that you could have the title of Doctor, the accreditation of Doctor of Medicine, and still not be a Doctor.
>>71582167
You must be doing something wrong. I can't land a fucking chick even though I make more money and look better than a friend of mine who is a practicing Doctor.
>>71582182
he's an actor, his real name is Zach Braff
>>71582049
Yeah, that bothered me too. How are we supposed to relate with him when he was banging Amy Smart?
>>71582167
>medical doctor
>posting on 4chan
I THINK I HAVE A DIAGNOSIS
>>71582238
You're a fucking idiot.
>>71582243
kek
>>71582243
there seems to be alot of doctors around here. Everytime someone has a medical question, there's always a few posts giving medical advice that's actually legit
>>71582172
I'm watching it again after not seeing it since it came out and noticing that. Lucky for him everyone just shrugs it off by the end of the episode.
>>71582167
gook or poo in loo?
>>71582281
>Everytime someone has a medical question, there's always a few posts giving medical advice that's actually legit
Except the medical question about how to get a date.
>>71582299
How dare you sir. I will have you know that I always poo in the loo. I take offensive with what you say sir. That is not right sir. You should apologize sir.
>>71582299
gook and BR
....oh i see now
>>71582327
>gook and br
Japanese? I know theres alot of them in brazil
>>71582316
Get a load of Mr Casanova over here.
>>71582350
Correct.
Funfact: Japan at one time was so low on workers that they started a program to import more Japanese-Brazillians thinking they would be good employees and assimilate easily in Japanese culture. They were super wrong
>>71582049
All actors (with very few exceptions) on american television are hot. Beauty on those shows isn't informed by the attractiveness of the actor but the script. Notice how the Elliot was actually pretty hot but the characters always commented on her "flaws". You are supposed to accept that, regardless of her actual apearance, she isn't that greatlooking and somewhat insecure about it.
>>71582545
This is true, there's another American TV show called "Grey's Anatomy" which is secretly a documentary about a hospital where only 10/10s are allowed to work there.
Turns out they just all fuck each other.
>>71582136
I love how this has to explained itt, as if it's not the most obvious thing
>>71582049
Didn't bang gift shop girl though, the only true 10/10 in the entire run
>>71582572
Most hospital staff wind up fucking each other.
Long hours, high stress, mostly women.
One good department party at a bar and the biomed tech just knocked up a nurse.
>>71582113
>not knowing status and money > looks
![Doug-Ross[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mh1tAdi.jpg "Doug-Ross[1].jpg")
>>71582049
But he didn't make the women wet like TV's most desireable pediatrician, Doug Ross.
>>71582281
Psychology doctor here: There making this up due to confidence issues rooted in an isolated childhood spent infront of a screen rather than with friends
>>71582737
Is pediatrician the most wettening normal job one could have? Not only doctor smart and rich but also saving kids live n shit?
>>71582705
>Work in a hospital
>one of the bio tech guys is a giganigga
>>71582572
>only 10/10s are allowed to work there
>>71583621
>he doesn't have yellow fever
>>71582049
>supposed to be a nerdy, spastic loser
is he?
>>71582545
What the fuck are you retarded?
No you're meant to recognise that Elliot is neurotic and has no self esteem.
There's a sliding scale of hotness on tv
If you're hot, then you're hot and you hotness is pointed out
if you're average then you're just good looking, this is the median actor/actress
if you're ugly then you'll be played by someone with a unique face
