claim your trekfu
>>71574078
good picks
My waifu is not a person. My waifu is the Starfleet uniform itself.
>>71574468
>that feel when someone else claims your trekfu
>t'pol will never pin you down and rape your bp
;_;
>>71574582
>my waifu is not a person
Mine fucking is.
yoman janice is best anons
>>71574931
>>71574968
>what is pon farr
>be in a relationship with a girl who holds you down and rapes you for hours and hours but only once a year
>the rest of the time you have to jerk off next to her in the bed because sex without procreation is not "logical"
I'm okay with this.
>>71574078
>Beverly remains unclaimed
I'll claim her. Way better than Trou
>>71575014
>>71575109
excellent taste anon, glad to see I'm not the only one that noticed this amazing qt
>>71574931
>>71574968
>>71575014
Cardassian Kira is pure sex
>>71575071
>"but it's against conventional wisdom to take risks!"
>resolution of every episode is taking risks against conventional wisdom
she's a peach though, I'll give you that
but anything that Wesley crawled out of is inherently disgusting
>>71575145
dubs and i steal
>>71574968
EXcelent CHOICE, anon.
>>71575211
>Blalock has aged badly
I don't give a fuck, I don't want some washed-up TV actress, I want to ruin a Vulcan.
>>71575266
>aged
nah that's alcoholism, whats her names has the name body and skin, tira reed?
>>71574078
>Unusually strong female drives
>>71575266
>Blalock has aged badly
No, that pic has nothing to do with aging badly.
In fact, you know that's about fucking up your skin through some shitty diet or liposuction.
Eat shit, your "waifu" (some stupid fucking child's way of "claiming" something you'll never have) is disgusting. She's discarded refuse.
I'd rather fuck some 21 year southern college chick than her in her prime.
>>71575014
>>71575083
>>71575151
>>71575266
>jerk off next to her in bed because sex without procreation isn't "logical"
If Uhura and Spock can have sex in the new movies, clearly they have SOME sexual drive. Maybe she just likes basic missionary, I dunno, the Nu-movies are a bad example, I digress:
If you're in a relationship this presumes she actually likes you, so even a logical Vulcan would let you jerk off on her tits, maybe stick it in her pooper, she'd be amused by your human shenanigans, I'd have to assume.
>>71575211
Just imagine being >>71575266 in this thread and having to be all like "damn, Jolene Blalock, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your UPN face and horrific vein-covered monster torso. I would totally have sex with you, both this thread's exaggerated depiction of my personality and the real me."
>>71574582
Best uniform coming through.
Sakonna is mine
>>71575355
>>71575211
I thought she was Vulcan, but she looks more like a Vidiian.
Best Cardie rack
>>71575394
#trekt
>>71575355
The thread you tagged distinctly says there's zero interest in Blalock, only T'Pol, so I have no idea what the fuck you're on about.
>>71575394
>All these women are old hags now.
Sorry, just claimed the best Waifu here.
>ctrl+f
>"jadzia"
>phrase not found
IDIOTS
>>71575011
>"Eventually, I began looking around the room, and discovered I had a bird's eye view of the top of the actress's head. I was utterly fascinated by her hair, which was woven into a checkered pattern on top. I stared at that hair for a long time, wondering if it was possible to actually play checkers on it." -William Shatner
Good tastes
>tfw my trekfu is also my X-fu
>>71575477
I enjoyed her nudes
>>71575455
*thumbs up*
>ywn grab her supple tits and lick them
>ywn make her squeal in ecstasy
>ywn have a counseling session with her and project these images to her while keeping a poker face and watch her get more and more flustered
>>71575455
Your Trekfu was never on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares?
Then get the hell out of this thread and never speak to me again.
I bet you don't even know how to disgust Gordon Ramsey with a pizza abomination.
This. Don't claim Trekfus based on what they LOOKED like. Trust me.
>>71575522
>ywn remember to post pic
>>71575549
tragedy
>>71575514
She looks like the target audience for #Suicide #Squad #August #2016.
>>71574078
Oh,yeah
>>71575552
>>71575522
in terms of core cast members there is literally no other choice
>>71575477
Better Dax was the first reply
>>71575579
If I wanted a waifu with zero personality then I could just fuck my pillow.
>>71575542
Poor Molly. She probably just wanted to act, but got caught up helping her shitty parents run their shitty sushi shop.
>>71575582
ewww
IMMA KILL YEH
>>71575582
Cadet, if your much-vaunted Ezri is truly so high and mighty, then why does she have zero good copypasta?
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>71575625
She had some good scenes.
I liked her with Lal.
>>71575011
>muh dick
>>71575549
*unless they were on ds9
>>71575712
Nana Visitor is probably the only one who was bestowed the gift of GILF. The rest just kind of, sagged out.
>>71575751
Nicole de Boer has eternal youth, and Terry Farrell is still in MILF mode.
DS9 is the only series with a perfect record.
>>71575571
>wacky waving inflatable ass flailing tube woman
>>71575751
BEST TREKFU COMING THROUGH
>>71574078
You can have big Ro, I claim chibi Ro
>>71575798
Brains > Butt
I trust Ripley to keep me safe.
>>71575712
>>71575788
>>71575810
I want all three at once right now
>>71575810
Still cute
>>71575788
Looks like my mom's hippie friend. Gross.
>>71575501
Picard is a fucking mack-daddy. He alway scores with the best chicks- Kamala, Vash, Dr. crusher, and Lt. Commander Nella Daren.
>>71575712
>ywn be as cool and cute as nana
>swn get you drunk and seduce you
If your wife's body was transformed into a little girl, and you had no way of knowing if it was reversible, would you fuck her?
Also do you think O'Brien fucking his child wife attributed to his stockpile of mental trauma?
>>71575894
vash would've been my trekfu but that would mean getting cucked by Q
>>71575355
>>71575925
Miles never diddled her because he's not a filthy degenerate like you.
Claimed
>>71575355
>>71575961
She probably made him do it against his will off camera, which really fucked him up, especially when it was probably reversed only hours later. That's just in line with his character. He probably has nightmares about it every night, when he's not having nightmares about being imprisoned for 20 years and wanting to kill himself.
>>71575869
>not fugging your mom's friends
Shame.
She cute as fuck and she already wet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvYc9aimjs4
>>71575999
>>71575963
>>71576168
Saavik
>>71576168
JANEWAY: "(that's all I had to do to get us home?)"
>>71576168
Lewd
>>71576198
>"I would do annyyytttthhhhhiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg for my crew, but I won't do that."
Thanks, Janeway.
>>71576198
>Terry jokes that it feels like “there are little sperm” running up her face.
what did she mean by this
Official ENTfu rankings
>God tier
Talas
>Great tier
T'Pau
T'Pol
>Good tier
Crewman Cuteler
>Okay tier
Hoshi
>>71574078
But only if she goes through with it.
You will never be her emotional support.
You will not be there the day she succumbs to her animal instincts and wants to FUCK.
You will not be there to hold her when the nightmares wake her up.
You will never raise your 5 children together, naming them after your parents and one named Janeway.
>>71576168
You know this is pretty indicative of Voyager's tendency to "not get it" as a whole. TNG used the Borg, the Q, etc as means to explore ideas and tell stories, Voyager used them as "let's examine how they work with a microscope to satisfy our sperg quotient and then turn them into villains of the day".
>>71576687
Is this nigger serious?
>>71576757
Sagging, leathery skin... bitchy, entitled attitude... all kinds of weird odors...
UGH! JUST STOP IT ALREADY.
>>71576827
>unironically being a pedophile
All that wasted libido, what a shame.
You're lucky that Star Trek isn't real, since you would have been wiped out in the first wave of the Eugenics Wars.
>>71576588
What instincts? She was ready to do Harry. All he had to do was say the word. Sex is just a function to Seven.
>>71576827
>>71574078
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
>>71576891
>being a pedophile
>>71577267
>JJ Trek
You have to go back.
No, not there. They won't take your filth in either. You have to go beyond.
>>71577267
she's cute, I'd like to mess up her uniform if you know what I meme
>>71576588
Wouldn't you get nanoprobes in your urethra by fucking her?
The Doctor practically siphoned millions of those things just hooking her tubules up to a hypospray.
>>71574078
Dr. Beverly Crusher, forever and always.
>>71577509
>this photo was taken in 1963
>>71575145
>>71575712
>>71575788
>>71575810
>>71575826
>>71575894
>>71575924
>>71575963
>>71576302
>>71576891
>>71577135
>unironically being a necrophiliac.
>>71575522
>>71575552
>Troiposter fucks up
>>71577457
>>71577509
>Crusherposter fucks up
Is it just a coincidence that people who fell for the TNG meme don't know how to use 4chan very well?
>>71577509
Eww. Nasty.
>>71576891
Is that the guy who gets off on tile patterns?
>>71577582
don't ever @ me again
>>71574078
>your
>>71578368
>faggot
Eat a dick.
Fuck off, Wesley.
Blue = Best
>>71575109
>Jeffrey Combs in drag
Bad taste anon
>>71575894
>feet on Captain's chair
BITCH I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU HOLY SHIT I MAD
>>71575894
you forgot his wife in the Inner Light and friend in Tapestry
>>71578962
I bet you get lots of upvotes for comments like this.
>>71579086
I do, but that's also a thing that really tickles my terries
Wow you fags sure like your grandmafus.
>>71579153
>huehuehue too old *le pedobear face * lmaooooooo
>>71579153
It has to do with being old themselves I believe.
Never having had a connection with a woman other than vicariously through some show.
It's unfortunate that we don't see women from this age bracket..16-46
Any less or more is completely perverse.
(You) me the fuck up.
>>71579518
too old
>>71575211
guh too veiny! is that from pilates? Maddona has the same thing.
>>71575894
>shoes on picards chair
my god... why didn't he immediately snap her neck?
>>71578877
>not choosing the superior white Aenar race.
>>71580007
Fuck off albino-pedo
>>71576195
WoK Saavik was 10/10.
>>71579043
>you forgot his wife in the Inner Light
he didn't physically fuck her though as it was all just projected into his mind as he was convulsing on the floor
>>71579043
>and friend in Tapestry
it was unclear if it all actually happened or was just a near death hallucination. if it did happen, in the end picard chose to not to change his timeline so again, you could argue as to whether it actually happened or not, but thats more of a philosophical question
Bajorans already claimed... : (
>>71580013
>Fuck off albino-pedo
Albino, yes.
Pedo? Fuck no. The actress (Alexandra Lydon playing the character Jhamel) was born in 1979 (currently 37), that episode (Star Trek Enterprise - The Aenar) was filmed in 2005, making her 26 at the time. She's probably older than both of us, don't be dumb.
>>71580370
Kelly Clarkson?
>>71574078
>I want you to pull out your weapon and shoot Admiral Cain in the head
>>71574078
>>71580893
>Shuttle: Unknown
Then don't include it, you fuck.
>>71580694
You know them Romulan bitches be into some kinky shit.
>>71580939
>you will never convince Martha Hackett to stay with DS9 instead of destroying her career on Voyager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpPweAooeE
>takes place in the shitty reboot universe after new Kirk
>William Shatner and Patrick Stewart said its going to be shit
>Living original and TNG cast agrees
Ugh what do /tv/?
>>71580370
>valiant episode
They really nailed that cadet demeanor in that episode. Those characters reminded me of people I knew in basic training and the police academy.
>>71581091
Try hards on an ego trip?
What was worse was that Starfleet enabled that awful behavior.
>>71580993
A lot of people wonder what happened to her character on DS9. I always assumed it was because the Defiant's cloaking device became obsolete, so they had her recalled. Of course, that's just head canon, unless there's a book or something that talks about it.
>>71581082
>takes place in the shitty reboot universe after new Kirk
The showrunner doesn't like JJ Trek.
The showrunner removed all signs of JJ Trek from the office.
It's not going to be in the JJ universe.
Miles, you stupid cunt. You could have had it all.
Instead, you stuck with that Asian shrew-hag.
>>71581116
Yup, trust me, there's a lot of kids in basic training and police academies that behave that way. It's not their fault though, instructors basically instill that gung-ho mentality, and some guys/girls want to stand out as squad leaders in their class. Meanwhile, some cadets/students grow into it because the tryhards end up breaking down or show their incompetence.
>>71581141
Showrunner doesn't have a choice. Producers > showrunners.
I got bills to pay.
>>71581161
The only thing that would suck about dating and/or living with a female cardassian is that they love the heat. Expect the heater to be on full blast in the winter.
>>71581166
Oh I believe it. I know one ex-cop and he acts like he's fucking ordained from on high to receive any bit of leadership role, ever, and makes a big fucking stink if he doesn't get the job.
>>71581173
Viacom and CBS are divorced: there's no synergy or cross promotion mandate whatsoever.
>>71581173
He is also an executive producer on the show.
Anyway, post a source for your bullshit, please.
>>71581209
I completely forgot about that.
Hmm... is genetic modification possible in Star Trek? I know it's illegal in the Federation, but could I possibly give myself some greater tolerance for the higher temperatures that a Cardassian would want?
>>71581258
Just live in Arizona
>>71581303
But I'm not a masochist and I don't hate myself.
>>71581303
Yeah, nah. I'm from Eastern Europe. I like my weather like my parents: unforgiving, cold and harsh.
I'll think I'll just find an Andorian chick instead to chill out.
>>71581320
When why the fuck would you ever date a Cardie?
>>71575826
More like Admiral Bitchayev.
>>71581382
Our relationship is just a ruse, my real goal is to convince them that the occupation was a mistake.
>>71581439
Why was Dukat so right in everything he said and did?
>>71575998
Miles had a hard life.
>>71581449
Because he was a narcissist who demanded adulation.
>>71581450
I'd have a hard life too if I my wife changed like that, if you know what I mean
>>71581449
>worship Satan and marry the space pope so you can kill best Dax
Nah senpai
>>71581449
DS9 episode 1:
>“Don’t go in that wormhole, Dukat. The Prophets will get you if you do.”
>“Please, Major, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, SOMEBODY SAVE ME, AAAAAHHHHH.”
DS9 episode 130:
>*wheezes* “I cannot al-low hyou to let THOSE SHIPS hinto the Al-pha Quad-rant, Dukattington!” *laughs maniacally*
>“Please, Benjamin, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, I NEED MY ZIYAL, AAAAAHHHHH.”
>>71581498
I started out liking Dukat but by the end of the show I preferred Damar.
>>71581693
t. literally every Cardassian with a brain
claimed
>>71575477
fucking this.
>>71581932
>>71581955
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>71582026
You know Terry Farrell has nude photoshoots out there
>>71582060
you're lying
>>71582103
Nope, I'm looking at her breasts through a fishnet shirt right now
>>71582060
Who else has done nude shit before? I know marina sirtis has and denise crosby was in playboy or something
>>71580578
holy fucking shit I didn't realise it was her until now. She looked better as Ro
>ITT
>Faggets
>>71582174
>tfw she's only in two episodes
>>71582174
>she will never stomp on your balls and force you to suck her feminine penis
>>71582174
Hotter as a Q
>alien waifus
gross
![1449657447675[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VoMwUSS.jpg "1449657447675[1].jpg")
>>71582300
You haven't lived til you've fucked Andorians
>that was an enjoyable sexual encounter, Anon, your rhythmic thrusts brought me to orgasm several times. Unfortunately I have no time for what you call in your parlance "cuddles", as I must report to engineering. Perhaps when next we meet you can teach me the pleasures of anal, I am quite confident in the tightness of my sphincter.
>>71582329
How is that different from what a Vulcan would say?
>>71582362
my favorite color is blue, not green.
>>71582329
She looks like the top half of that centaur from Animorphs
>>71582329
>>71582414
she's a centaur and he's that far behind her because that's where her horse pussy is
We're just dumping Trek folders right?
That's all this shit thread is?
I come to find a Trek thread with near 200 replies and all it is is an image dump.
I've got rare nudes of half these cunts, this shit is like little kiddies comparing boners to Victoria Secret magazines.
Fucking children in men's bodies.
words cannot express how disappointed i am, in having not seen pic related in this thread.
>>71582414
>>71582503
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>71582709
DUMP THEM THEN
>>71582709
>i r so much more mature than u >8]
bro whats ur twitter @, ill follow u cuz ur so cool
>>71582739
I posted a imgur links of various rares in many threads a while ago, there's no reason for me not to just x out this window if I don't find a decent thread or two in the catalog.
Maybe in an actual Trek thread not "muh waifu" fucking kiddy teeny bopper shit.
>>71582712
there's a reason for that, pleb
>>71582712
Pure girls only, no whores
R A R E T R E K F U
>>71583113
>>71583220
Damn, Star Trek V looks like some serious kino.
>>71583220
>cat
>three tits
>not six
>>71583261
it's an alien cat DUH6 nipples
>>71574078
>>71583323
A challenger emerges!
>>71578949
Fucking generic tier, dumb as a brick, but would mouth fuck then call a slut after I finished my load.
>>71579086
The top left pic is frightening.
That picard reminds me of Bernie Lomax somehow, as though they are leading a dead man costumed as the captain through the place to get something secretive from another cosplayer.
>>71579153
They fucked Wesley out of some prime human I MEAN alien pussy.
>seriously the whole planet was a bunch of sexy scandinavians, not a hint of alien, no forehead prosthesis
>>71579153
>dat nipple
dayum
>>71576195
God damn, how she let herself go from a solid 8/10 to a revolting blob in under a decade was tragic almost.
Young Kirstie is smoking hot..
>>71576168
tryin get ban'd m8?
>>71582712
Leeta had that hip and chest ratio perfected.
Perfect slut type you have a few weekends of fun with then let it simmer down.
>>71574078
>>71583323
Lwaxana is seriously underappreciated.
>>71574078
does b'elanna count?
>>71583607
what about BLT's daughter?
>>71574078
I claim Tallman, Patricia in the name of B5 and the Vorlons.
>tfw she will never corner you in the Jeffries tubes, slap your ass and insult your isolinear rod configuration
>>71574078
I'd probably just go ahead and buy myself an Orion slave girl. Trained in the arts of pleasure she would not only fuck your brains out, but also clean your clothes, wash the dishes, basically obey you in every way so it's the perfect situation. Provided you have enough gold-pressed latinum, obviously.
>>71583991
BIG
>>71584148
GREEN
>>71583593
I think the massive age gap along with how good she looks is what does it for me
>>71584209
TATAS
>>71584365
Lursa: no
B'etor: yes
>>71574078
TFW your trekfu has about 7 seconds of screen time in the entire series.
what is trek?
I know what x-fu is but I'm not familiar with the trek meme
>>71584856
>>71584451
iktf
>>71574078
>S01E08.
>Edo Girl
I waifu'd her through the 90s.
>>71586267
>the Edo
I don't even care which one I get.. male, female, whatever, I'd just jump right into the middle of a big pile of em and let everything sort itself out.
>>71583991
Orion females emit pheromones that make the object of their attention susceptible to suggestion.
Then again, no different than human women.
>>71574078
Op is a faggot
Are they going to kill off Chekov at the end?.
Will they adress Old Man Spock's passing?.
I need to know.
>>71581141
Someone post the other picture where there is a completely separate line of ships that reflect their new "Kelvin" mindset and the JJPrise is the start of that line. The picture also has the Odyssey class Ent-F below the E. It is because they are trying to brand it all together as they release the new show (alt universe episodes will be Kelvin or Mirror, depending on what they want) and release Star Trek Online to console at the end of the summer.
>>71590049
>they
Who is "they"?
CBS and Paramount are separate companies.
>>71590669
The property rights are owned by Paramount and lent to CBS (which they are owned with by ____ ). Some decisions about the property are the sole discretion of Paramount. Basically, CBS leases the property for television and game rights, and Paramount allows them to "borrow" movie content at will for historical reference.
Paramount is moving toward one property, still with a division of who is responsible for what, but a cohesive universe between show, film, and other media. Basically, they are trying to do what Disney did with Star Wars.
>>71591438
It's the other way around. CBS owns Star Trek and Paramount licenses it from them.
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Trek_corporate_history
>In the 2005 Viacom/CBS split, the old Viacom became the CBS Corporation and a new Viacom was created. This new company owns Paramount Pictures which owns the Trek films. Paramount Pictures produced Star Trek , Star Trek Into Darkness and Star Trek Beyond under license from CBS Television Studios.
Quit pulling shit out of your ass, please.
Please get me away from Geordie!
>>71574078
Still searching for the perfect word(s) to describe the lame and childish way trektards talk about having imaginary sex with their imaginary girlfriends. So far the only word that comes to mind is "pathetic".
>>71591863
Post a pic of your gf then so I can fap to her instead.
>>71591887
I haven't got a gf faggot
>>71591935
Does your wife approve of the way that you're behaving here?
>>71583593
Man, Picard could have gotten in those Betazoid guts. For humanity.
CLAIMED
>>71591887
Dream on, tard.
That would make me even more pathetic than you are.
I honestly can't imagine how you people live with yourselves.
All of them.
Bebe Neuwirth is just hot
>>71592041
>pretending to be me
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>71592120
No rapists allowed.
>>71576168
>posting this on a blue board
MODS
>>71592165
wat?
