>your badge
>your gun
>your OTHER gun
>>71573354
>your OTHER gun
first time i've ever laughed at one of these threads
have a reply, on the house
I wouldn't hate these threads if they were posted like once a week.
instead they're posted 20 times a day and it's always stuff that's been posted before.
>>71573354
>you're off the case!
>still does surveillance of the suspect
>>71573354
>... and your other, OTHER gun
>turns and winks at the camera
>>71573372
>Your knife and baton too
>AND the taser
>normally level-headed and logical agent becomes enrapt in a case and lets his emotions get the best of him as the suspect strings him along
>>71573354
>Other gun is typically hanging on the ankle
>if you're hardworking and smart chicks are obliged to fuck you
>>71573458
yes but the frogs are good enough
>>71573505
>your OTHER badge
>>71573354
>then he puts a ridiculous amount of guns on the table
>>71573576
Ah-bloo-bloo
>That might be the most ridiculous plan I've ever heard!
>Let's do it.
>>71573607
>more than one is comically oversized and inappropriate for the job of a street police officer
>You can't fire me!
>I just did!
>>71573468
The redpill comics always tell me that my life isn't as sad as the authors. Oddly inspiring.
>>71573626
>>71573697
>you can't fire me, because I quit!
>>71573354
>>71573372
>>71573468
>>71573493
>>71573505
>>71573519
>>71573542
>>71573605
>>71573607
>>71573675
>>71573678
>>71573697
Name AT LEAST 5 examples of each or I'm fucking reporting literally every single person ITT.
>You won't kill me!
>You're right, I won't... HE will.
>protagonist pends 10 minutes firing an assault rifle at enemies without visible reloading
>finally find main antagonist
>after exchange of dialogue, he pulls the trigger
>click
looks at the gun
>click click
>>71573468
redpill comics author is the fucking poet of a generation
any idea who he is? i always imagined him as a bitter half chink.
>>71573930
>you won't kill me!
>I won't save you either
>this plan is crazy enough.....
>TO GET US ALL KILLED!
>>71573876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtz95cMICA4
>>71574441
spongebob
>>71573876
>your (you)
>your meme
>your OTHER meme
>best police officer on the force
>causes millions of dollars in damages
>THE MAYORS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
http://youtu.be/pzDgaGTARqE
>>71573876
Pick literally any episode of Gotham ever
>>71574454
This really just made me sad
>>71573607
This was great in Thunderdome
