yo dog where you at
This thread is Sofa King We Todd It.
urinate into the fountain!
I'M THE SHERIFF
hold on i got josh on the other line
MY NAME IS
I tried to enjoy this show while being sober. It's impossible. It's fun if you're only running on one cylinder, though.
MEXICO, MEXICO, ANDELE!
IT IS THE FARGATE
GOES FAR, GET IT?
WE ARE NOT GETTING SUED
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WIFE!?!?
>>71570840
Owned Seasons 1, 2, and 3 back when I was straight edge. Loved it and quoted it daily.
>>71570840
Nah, Carl is great in any scene he shows up in.
Why do people like this fucking show?
>>71571115
Putting on at 2am when you can't sleep is a fun time.
The humor is also pretty well written.
The timing of the jokes is almost perfect imo.
>Have only seen the first 5 seasons and the film
>Still get 90% of the references in ATHF threads
Is the other half that forgettable?
GENTLEMEN
BEHOLD
>>71571539
It really is. I'd do one pass through though.
FEEL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF STATANS HOOF UPON YOUR FACE
howd they get away with this
I'M NOT HAVING DOCTORS POKIN AROUND IN MY GAY BABY
>>71572707
ITT:
>HAHAHAH I WATCHED THE SHOW HAHA HERES AN OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTE HAHAHAHA
>>71572701
It was only 2008.
>>71572701
it's a cartoon comedy about talking fast food
All I know is ball and goodAND RAPE
>>71572740
>getting this upset at people having fun
>>71572740
what's it like being such a little bitch
>>71572701
they also had a episode where they went to a banana planet and all the monkeys there were retarded and just flung shit everywhere, all voiced by black people
>>71570840
I don't drink or do drugs, and the show is God tier for the first few seasons.
>>71572701
They key is to not actually care when making the show.
>>71572792
How is having black people voice monkeys racist?
>>71572701
Because Shake is an asshole with no redeemable qualities. It's okay for things like this happen with demonstrably "bad" characters.
>>71572774
Tonight, you
>>71572740
a lot of fanbases do that on /tv/, eric andre threads were way worse for it when that was in season
I love athf
>>71572851
:^)
>>71572740
Being a no fun allowed autist
why is anything anything?
>>71573598
it don't matter
none of this matters
>>71570840
>surealism is for fools
leearn to appreciate the art of it
>>71570894
FROM THE MAKERS OF FINDEPENDENCE DAY
WWWHHHHHHAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wanna rock your body (til the break of dawn)
>>71572701
crew had cred with niggas
CASHO THE CHECKO AMIGO ANDALE ANDALE
>someone throws something
>it explodes
>>71574223
Such a great running gag. So simple yet so effective.
>>71572792
Yo Allen be practically beggin me to do him
>>71570371
you kno wher im at
>>71574069
carl has a mean air guitar game
>>71574341
>all the fires are the same animation scaled up or down
Carl is objectively the greatest cartoon character of all time
DAILY REMINDER THAT A JEW SHUTDOWN THIS SERIES BECAUSE HE DIDNT LIKE IT
Oy vey!
Spacecataz
carl is the GOAT cartoon character. its his voice and attitude that makes him funny.
>i wanna rock your body (til the break of dawn)
JUIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE
>>71574615
>>71574870
>Dude! I hit you with a battery in 89! You remember? D cell? I gotta tell you I spent about three nights in the clink because of that, but it was so worth it to see you drop to your knees in anguish.
>>71572701
There was an episode literally centered around rape. Coincidentally it was also one of the GOAT episodes in their catalog
You see this? I was building a birdhouse on drugs. I lost two fingers. I feverishly wanted to finish it and I wasn't making sound decisions
>>71575159
All I know is ball, and good.....and RAPE
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
>>71575250
tonight...you
>>71575273
fucking love this guy
the robot turkey episode is fucking GOLD
>>71573939
WE WILL GET IT A MOHAWK UND VEELCHAIR IF YOU NEED HELP
Anyone have a link to someplace I can get the whole series
>>71574907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MYQwtSxDNs
>>71575393
It's on hulu I think
>>71575393
K i s s c a r t o o n on glorious 360p
>>71575393
>current year
>can't figure out how to torrent
>>71574870
>>71572701
It was funny.
>>71570840
you are just a drag early aqua teen is very intelligent surrealist comedy
>>71572701
he was bit by a radioactive black man
>>71570371
GPSsssss!
>pic related my actual flip-phone
Yeah, that's right I have flip-phone in 2016, so fucking what?
I only have to charge it once a week lol
>>71576570
It's acceptable as long as that face is your permanent background.
>>71575413
hulu has a bunch of adult swim shows
but not space ghost coast 2 coast
Can we trade squidbillies for more ATHF please?
>>71576633
That is Old Kentucky Shark and he has always been there!
>>71575273
hold on ima go get a beer
>>71572701
in general, adult swim is the last bastion of free speech in comedy and pretty great
they literally gave this tranny fucking autist a show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNAhlqnxA0
>>71574069
Woo bam ba doo doo, do BAM!
Solo!
Widdly wahhhhhhh doo ba dee bo dee ba bleh
Widdly widdly widdly widdly wahhhhhhhhhhh
.....yeah
I wrote that
It's called I wanna rock your body baby. And then in ya parentheses you got there, until the break of dawni wanna rock yer body baby
What would a Carl show be like?
The shavening.
Remember how hard you used to hit me, Bert?
>>71577404
as hard as i could, as long as i could
>>71577339
It would be Carl talking about what sports team he likes and dislikes with a Christmas and Superbowl special.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jvXbBeQ.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>Girly, girly bitch
>You freaky, freaky bitch
What could possibly be offensive, about that?
>>71577696
I MEAN THAT'S DEPLORABLE
>>71570840
I quit drugs, cigs and heavy drinking 6 months ago and its been brutal. Aqua teen gives me the same good feeling i got when i used to get fucked up. Its even better sober desu senpai
>>71577118
Kek
I can't stand the Broodwich episode. There's just something really uncomfortable about it.
>>71577404
>>71577545
Someone unscrew these pipes or I will shoot myself TONIGHT!
>>71570371
>Thank you, bitch. SUCK IT DRY!
>>71570371
flavortown b
Which episode was the best and why was it Revenge of the Mooninites?
>>71572917
HIS NAME WAS L RON HOYOBEMBE
>Can I rape her and behead her? Possibly .... not in that order?
>>71575273
YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A SNACK
Tonight...you.
>>71578427
Kidney Car
>>71576565
>bass slide
>>71578354
NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL I HAVE COCAINE IN MY SYSTEM
>>71578427
WHO SET DIS TING ON HEAD GAMES?
>>71577404
>>71578976
people talk about zombie simpsons and shit like that (which is apt), and these episodes were the exact same for this show. they were fucking garbage
>With two eyes made out of eyes
>>71578334
You don't like sun dried tomatoes?
>>71579254
I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK
What did you guys think of the Boston episode?
>>71574069
... Cuz tonight, long stick go BOOM!
>>71578334
I think I know what you mean. Shake getting lobotomized didn't help.
>>71570371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Egb4paCoPM
>>71578334
I was always more disturbed by the Mummy episode where Santa Claus has all his skin burned off, only to have it replaced with soccer ball material in an oxygen tent way more fucked up.
>>71579756
HEY YALL, COMMENCE THE JIGGLING
>>71572701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bag15jvLuk
>>71579840
Oh god, I'm Horror Clause
>>71572701
niggers loved it
>>71574870
Carl is like a more decadent pathetic Coach McGuirk
both characters own
>Finally they have become an Aqua Teen Hunter Force
fucking really?!
is the movie worth watching? I'm going through the whole series now
>always have DVDs of shows on as I fall asleep
>our the tv on a sleep timer, always works
>mfw Season 4 ATHF
IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME, NOT TEN YEARS LATER YOU FUCKS
>>71579900
Don't forget this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG1FEA7IH9w
hahaha....ARISE!
>>71579970
Bruce Campbell is Chicken Bittle, that should be enough to sell you
MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY
"It don't matter. None of this matters." is the truest and most profoundly funny and serious thing that's ever come out of Adult Swim. What a great line, what great delivery.
SOUTH BRONX PARADISE
You're cute!
>>71579950
Come on meng get it right
>Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>>71578334
The one where Shake is a ghost inside a television or whatever always unsettled me greatly.
[referring to new neighbor, Danzig] I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt.
You make our house bleed, right now!
>>71581229
Kafelnik
My hands down favourite thing from athf was the metal raisinette intro to fhe movie. It comes up on shuffle every once in a while when im driving. I just loved that mastodon made a song about theatre etiquette.
>>71577118
I hear it so well.
>>71574223it's master shakes superpower
SUNDAY
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SPACECATAZ
HEY MAN, YOU STOLE MY WRIST WATCH
You dumb, I already had a wrist watch, you dumb
Shut up and fish!
Work is for people who don't know how to fish!
Keep honking, im reloading my gun.
>>71582101
So you're the great all knowing wisdom cube?
Yeah huh
>>71581557
This and the fact that it doesn't play before every film in theatres triggers me
THIS IS YOUR LEFT, THAT'S YOUR LEFT!
THIS IS YOUR RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
>>71581557
DON'T TALK, WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjobAeMBos
Mr. Wongburger couldnt be reached for comment after he left the press conference in a spaceship made of dicks and then crashed it into a building made of dicks.
>>71575101
I have a John Kruk Phillies baseball card, one of my prized possessions
Who /mooninites/ here?
Who /dangerdoom/ here?
>>71582817
not /spacecutas/
>>71582817
>dangerdoom
I bought that album when it first came out, knowing nothing about it other than it was MF Doom and it got good reviews. There are actually some pretty good songs on it.
>>71572701
Are you serious? I'm black and thought it was hilarious. When that nigga jumped on the roof, I lost my shit.
>>71574870
For sure. Total Re-Carl had some of the best lines
>"Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'".
It pained me to watch this show go downhill. The last few seasons weren't terrible, but you could tell it wasn't their best work.
>>71582817
/dracula/
This is the gayest thread since gay came to gaytown.
>>71580190
It seriously is. Carl delivers every line perfectly
I AM...DRACULA.
THIS IS MY GRAVE.
THE D ON MY GRAVE STANDS FOR...DRACULA.
>>71578334
the hypnogerm episode bugged me because my brother is legit schizo and voices do tell him to hurt himself, also he talks nonsense about colors and random shit so it's surprisingly correct
also "viral marketing" was a sick episode but it was fucking HILARIOUS.
JOIN EVERY CLUB AND LICK EVERY EYE BALL OF THE MEMBERS AT THE CLUB!
>>71581557
YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY, AND WE WILL SPEND IT ON DRUGS!
>>71577118
Oh baby (cough) that's rockin'
>>71580263
Ah, paradise, parasite, that's typical liberal media
Total Re-Carl is the single greatest 11 minutes ever produced by humanity
>>71579331
? you have shit taste my man
>oh he's not a "boy" anymore, he's a MAN..CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME
>>71579888
STOP VIBRATING EMERY!
HE'S JUST TRYING TO CONTROL US!
>>71577339
It'd just be Bill Burr's podcast when he spend a half hour talking about sports
Mess up the mix
Mix up the mess
Come on down yo here's the address!
I said 612 Wharf Avenue!
>>71572701
SJW didnt really take over media until like 2014
>>71579931
>>71584302
doesnt matter. White cucks would still try to ban it to virtue signal to others how not racist they are
![The Check _ Aqua Teen Hunger _ Adult Swim.mp4_snapshot_00.59_[2016.07.02_12.54.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rj47mIZ.jpg "The Check _ Aqua Teen Hunger _ Adult Swim.mp4_snapshot_00.59_[2016.07.02_12.54.49].jpg")
Wait a minute, I've been hauling around a radioactive BILL. All over town, for you guys?
![The Check _ Aqua Teen Hunger _ Adult Swim.mp4_snapshot_01.15_[2016.07.03_09.56.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/day8lAe.jpg "The Check _ Aqua Teen Hunger _ Adult Swim.mp4_snapshot_01.15_[2016.07.03_09.56.59].jpg")
>>71591864
Oh, look at my hands OOOH the hands look at those hands.
>>71572701
I thought this episode didn't actually air though.
>>71575273
yeah I remember eating carpet, not so much the robots and the lasers
>>71592952
>>71578427
The Cubing.
DOWNTOWN CLOWN FROWN! DOWNTOWN CLOWN FROWN!
>>71575412
>What are you doing here?
>>71589984
right next to... gentleman's club
he don't just want candy, thats childish.. you see he NEEDS candy... and when you need something that's a responsibility
>>71591864
well you know what, it doesn't even matter, because we don't cash checks.
>>71575412
This episode's ending used to freak me the fuck out
Sex with animals? There's no TIME, man!
>>71572701
BOXXXY BROOOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJFALBYPajI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jf34Isq5w
>>71572701
This was back when SJWs and normies didn't care about adult swim.
>>71594563
>>71579331
>hating on hand banana
kys, my dude
