Didst thou enjoy The VVitch?
Unironically best kino of the year
>I am now the v-vitch
seriously?
>>71567033
the world was different back then
enjoy is a strong word for it
>>71566711
fucking despise that goat. i hope someone make a good shawarma out of that bitch
>>71566711
Beautiful but boring
Their house was so small.
How does one even get privacy to fap?
>>71567496
wouldst thou delet this?
>>71567548
>Puritans
>Fapping
>Ever
Burn, heretic.
>>71567612
Didnt the brother rape his sister by that river though
>>71567755
What? No.
>>71566711
Honestly, the bubble butt scene (even though a double) at the end really paid off for me. I knew that devil was going to get fresh meat for the fire and she was going to live deliciously.
>>71566711
I wouldn't say 'enjoy' is the word for it, but it was definitely a well made movie in my opinion. The theater experience can be iffy though and ruin the entire movie for you.
When I went there were maybe 20 people and it was dead silent most of the time, especially after that scene with the crow. It took people a good minute or so to actually get out of their seats after the ending scene since they were still petrified (including myself).
>>71567755
Starring at her tits =/= rape
Movie didnt do much for me. Kind of boring, not scary. Ending went full blown retard "people cant understand subtle shit, witches and devil needed"
bitch might look like an alien but she is beautiful
>you will never be the strong male figure Thomasin so clearly needs
jdimsa
It failed to be a horror movie for me, but as an historical fiction thriller/drama type thing it was pretty good at that. I think the ending could have lost the whole flying up in the air sequence, it killed any subtly such an ending should have been for the type of movie it was.
>>71568056
when the father was talking about bringing her into town to find a family to put her with i got some feels. wish i could buy a thomasin ;_;
beautiful cinematography, the atmosphere was also great, very eerie and that feeling of the unknown, and undiscovered country. The lack of music and moments of silence also helped the film immensely, as it added more to the creepiness of being isolated in the woods.
The little girl Mercy was annoying and creepy. The mom was annoying (but she even confesses she was being a "harpy"). The witch was creepy when we were looking at her naked body from behind, like a fat Gollum or something. And the religious symbolism and tones distinguished this from the typical horror films.
>>71568107
>>71568006
I totally understand how people feel about the ending, but the more I thought about it I kind of liked it. You could say that it was all in their head, but scenes like the apple in the mouth, the shed being torn apart, and the witch walking around in the woods already pushed the paranormal concept out there. The ending just drove home that the evil was all real and she gave into it, not realizing her mistake till it was too late.
>>71566711
Meh
It was so boring I fell asleep.
Children are not scary.
They did a really good job on making her look unattractive.
At any rate, all of you should follow her on IG.
>>71566711
nope
>>71568113
Bitch just needed to become a vvitch, plain and simple.
>>71567927
When I went people mostly laughed and this one guy said out loud "this is stupid" every few minutes.
>>71568635
What a fag
>>71568585
>At any rate, all of you should follow her on IG.
>No lewds
Fuck right off m8
>>71567963
Go on
thomasin is best new waifu
>>71568730
patience my brother
there is definitely great potential for lewdness in her
I enjoyed the excessively northern accents.
>>71567963
Check your priviledge shitlord
>>71569489
hush waife
>>71569470
She's fucking gorgeous. Seems quite pure, don't sully.
>>71569470
MODS!!!
Meh
>>71569514
ey up, cock
Good movie, Thoamsin and the Father was super good actors for this.
>>71569563
purity is overrated
i am hoping she goes down the lewd route
>>71566711
>satan kills her entire family
>oh well might as welljoin satan
someone post the shot of her ass at the end now
>>71569867
this pls
>>71569782
I wanna fuck her face
>>71569865
Surely that's the logical recourse?
>>71569470
im going to sin to this image
SIN
SIN
SIN
SINNNNNN
>>71569867
>>71570401it's probably not her actual buttstill nice tho
>>71569782
>>71570493
DELETE THISi want her to lewd me inthe butt
>>71569867
GODDAMMIT, FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, IT IS NOT HER ASS!!! IT IS A FUCKING BODY DOUBLE!!!
>>71570493
i feel you desu
she has a seriously sexy mouth
![The Witch 2015 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.15.21_[2016.06.02_14.44.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6OTchKo.jpg "The Witch 2015 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.15.21_[2016.06.02_14.44.38].jpg")
Why didn't the witch just kill them all at once
>>71569865
either that or try walking to the closest village and either die along the way or getting burned as a witch
Somebody redpill me on goats.
I know Templars were accused of worshipping Saracen goat heads, either through coerced confession or through incorporation of Islamic aspects into their worship; hence Baphomet, but where does the goat imagery begin?
I've heard that the term scapegoat originates from djins and demons being exorcised into goats as a safe way to contain malevolent spirits. Is that an early Abrahamic thing, or does it date back before that?
>>71570635
>Why didn't the witch just kill them all at once
Why? The way they went about it was effective in totality.
>Got a nice baby sacrifice
>Got a boys virginity and possibly used him as a disease vector
>Killed the strongest adult without any trouble
>Psyop'd the mother into getting herself killed/killing Thomasin
>Got the two young, fat ones, alive, ready for the pot
>Successfully converted Thomasin, the one most primed for Witchdom
>Didn't lose or even expose a single witch.
>gg ez
Haven't seen this and don't plan to, but does the goat talk?
I like alcohol but fetal alcohol isn't cool.
>>71570824
Yes.
>>71570792
how did they snatch the baby even
i guess its witchcraft aka doesnt need explanation
what is a disease vector
what did they gain by eating the 2 kids
how would they even lose a witch
>>71570824
Yes, but only very briefly, offscreen, at the end.
>>71570965
>how did they snatch the baby even
They ran out and grabbed it. Assume that they were hiding closer than the woods themselves, possible in a dike or a bush.
>what is a disease vector
A person (or thing) who carries and transmits a disease. It's possible that the witches deliberately made Caleb ill (he was clearly sick) and sent him back to infect his family. Only reason I could fathom they'd send him back.
>what did they gain by eating the 2 kids
Witches were said to cannibals, they liked to eat people and two fat kids are typically considered delicacies for witches in similar folk tales.
>how would they even lose a witch
If they had out right massacred the family, they would have increased the likelihood of exposing their coven and in turn having a bigger, angrier and better armed force finding them.
Terrible movie.
>>71566711
>>>71570792
>
>how did they snatch the baby even
>i guess its witchcraft aka doesnt need explanation
They can fly. I know it's a silly image, but they could just have been hovering out of sight.
>what is a disease vector
Something through which a disease can be delivered.
>what did they gain by eating the 2 kids
Calories?
>how would they even lose a witch
Will/The Father was the biggest threat, that's why they had to sow discontent and turn him against the family. He could easily have chopped one up with his hatchet, and luring caleb out also eliminated the gun.
>>71571124
>>71570792
brilliant deconstruction thanks for this.
only thing i was confused about was the man (?) standing behind the goat near the end. i assumed it was him talking and not the goat. or did he not even exist?
Oh God, my Lord, I now begin.
Oh help me, and I’ll leave my sin.
For I repent and thou shall be,
through evil I will turn to thee.
None ever shall destroy my faith,
for I repent and thou shall be.
>>71571229
>>71571124
thanks good explanation
>>71571267
The goat is satan, who has many forms.
>>71570640
Comes from the God Pan
>>71571315
well i knew that
this movie is so good i'll end up watching it again which i almost never do
>>71571388
Apparently that connection is only a result of Pans popularity in the Victorian Neopagan revivalism.
>baby's first movie that isn't action/capeshit
>>71571494
For you, maybe.
>>71571561
Excellent burn. Really shows the age group of your average Witch fan.
>>71571630
>>71571585
>>71571544
>>71571494
Samefag
Reminder that her ass at the end is just a body double and the real Thomasin actress is way flatter.
>>71571664
Grasping at straws
Deliciously
>>71571693
>the real Thomasin actress is way flatter.
prove it
Legit, unfiltered opinions, is this a good movie? I've been meaning to see it but I'm not 100%.
>>71571740
yes please
I enjoyed it. Have not seen the film yet.
>>71571814
Oh my. Um. Where is the uncensored version. Y'know. So I can report it.
>>71571704
Material design is so hideous. You should delete your post before I get cancer
>>71571837
Upper right corner famalam
>>71571794
No, it's bad. Only waifufags and children looking for something "deeper" than a marvel movie.
>>71571814
oh my
>>71571805
her mouth fills me with sinful thoughts
>>71571388
>>71570640
>>71571481
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet#Eliphas_L.C3.A9vi
>>71571860
I'd rather keep posting until you get it but I wouldn't need to try hard since you're probably reddit cross cancer already.
>>71571814
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1858497
>>71566711
Yine I dideth enjoyeth thy spooky kino
>>71572018
that would explain why he's so smug
>>71571887
Stifle thine thoughts until our marriage date
>>71569470
I want to SIN all over her face.
>>71571941
You goddamn mobile poster. You have no shame, shitting up this board with your currynigger UI
>>71571918
But prior to the King Phillips subjugation of the Templar Order, what was the significance of the goat? Assuming that the accusations against the order were fabricated, why was the image of the goat head chosen to be so heinous?
Assuming that the Saracens actually provided the Templars the tradition of goat worship, why on earth were the muslims praising a false idol?
>>71572055
she's honestly such a tease
i totally understand what satan saw in her
>>71572270
>whole bottom of the picture cropped out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71572270
Conceal thine loins, sister!
>>71566711
100 posts
>51 posters
>image of loli
>only reason OP cares about this shitty boring movie is an adult crush on a teenaged character
>>71572406
the actress was 20 when they made this you delusional halfwit. fuck off.
>>71572406
Go back to pinterest, you fat old bitch
>Black Phillip says you are wicked!
>>71567963
Back to the Gender Studies seminar, anon.
>>71572483
fuck those KIDS
who /lives deliciously/ here
>>71572400
the taste of butter and pretty dress hath corrupted her
>>71572503
best part of the movie desu
>>71572270
>>71572055
hows her feets?
>>71572870
to my knowledge, >>71569470 is the best foot shot we have
patience brother, she's new to the game
>>71572562
>>71572929
>>71572870
here take this
>>71573032
her wife foo stock is fucking skyrocketing.
>>71573032
my goodness
whence did you happen across this delicious image o noble hero
mine loins are grateful
>>71573099
>>71573132
this one and that one were on good 'ol wikifeet.
this movie she has coming up with worst Mara sounds promising:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4520364/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_4
to whom it may concern
>>71573490
so it really was her ass
>>71573711
idk but now i can restand fapeasy knowing that she does really have a rather nice bottom
>>71573490
>>71573711
>>71573845
>white bois think this is a nice ass
>>71573490
where did this come from?
>>71573934
go back to /mu/ kanye
>>71573934
i'm not white
>>71573937
http://images.bangtidy.net/2016/06/anya-taylor-joy-photoshoot-for-twin-magazine-springsummer-2016/
In my view, everything was food poisoning because of that black fongus on the corn.
That can give you anxiety, paranoia and hallucinations. Add that to a little cabin fever and lack of food and you got the movie.
The ending seem a little too fantastic to me. And remember that Thomasin went to sleep (die?) before talking to the black goat.
Great movie. Good atmosphere, good drama, good performances.
>watching horror movies
For what purpose? Serious question here
The photography is always crap, the story looks like it was made by some 15yo boy and the acting is terrible
>>71569782
I hate when girls are caked in makeup
>>71573979
thanks for the link!
>>71574012
best thing about this movie is how it is open to interpretation exactly what happened.
>>71572935
the taste of butter will make thou teeth turn grey
>>71574012
>>71574130
How the fuck is the movie open to interpretation?
I don't understand, why is it so hard for some people to accept that, in the context of the movie, the supernatural is real. We clearly saw scenes outside of the POV of the family, like when the witch stole the baby and made an ointment with it.
I'm sorry, I don't want to be rude, but I think the movie made clear that all that was happening was real.
>>71574238
you been trolled son
>>71574023
Nothing with a pure qt like this could be considered a horror movie
>>71574238
This, they even say at the end that this is an amalgam of the actual horror stories from that era.
>tfw living deliciously
>>71575216
your cinegrid is a little linear, but other than that it's a 10 outta 10
>>71575216
she looks so kissable
>>71575296
thine sentiment when thou wilt never shower her divine frame with gentle kisses
>>71575343
I'm not into such negative self affirmations. perhaps I will kiss her someday.
Hate to break it to you pedos, but she's actually an adult.
>>71575383
No one here was under the impression that she wasn't, fuckstick.
>>71575399
I thought she was ~16 when I saw her in the movie, was astounded to find out she's the same age as me. She definitely has a younger look
Why did everyone try so hard to sound sophisticated by speaking in old English even though they were a bunch of peasants?
>>71575343
>>71574238
That scene with the oinment-making by the witch does actuallly look different from the rest of the movie. It seems to be a dream...
>>71575486
No, it doesnt
>>71575428
she's an aries. aries often look perpetually youthful (Emma Watson, Elle Fanning)
>>71575454
>Old English
You don't know what this is
Such a horrible movie
To anyone who hasn't seen it: don't waste your time on this
BLACK PHILIP BLACK PHILIP CROWN GROWS OUT HIS HEAD
to be honest the movie was pretty beautiful but boring
but my dick was rock hard when Black Philip started talking deliciously and the dancing vvitches scene, I just wanted to see an entire movie of that part onward
>>71567033
why the fuck is it called "double you" when it's a fucking "double vee"???????????
>>71572570
weirdly proportioned face
there's tons better looking girls at my local walmart
anon must be desperate or a poo in loo
>>71575886
virgin or gay?
This chick has a case of baloney face.
>>71575886
>weirdly proportioned face
yes, that's what makes her attractive
>>71575827
v and u used to be the same thing
This is why in classical Latin, 'v' is pronounced like a modern 'w' - it's as if it was a 'u'
>video
>uideo
does "god" exist in the film or was Caleb seemingly dying in peace in his last moments while reciting some bible mantra just the devil taunting his family?
>>71575886
back to your instagram whores kiddo
>>71576038
satan as he exist in the film would make no sense without god and jesus also existing
Complete Kinography
I had walked out of Cloverfield Lane and randomly walked in to The VVitch without knowing much about it (I saw you guys talking about it and immediately closed /tv/ before anything was ruined)
I was pretty high. I was in CL with my friend and his dad and purposely wanted to get uncomfortably high with his vape before leaving to The VVitch alone.
It definitely made the experience more intense. I'm pretty sure I was hard when the witch was walking to that brother.
Great acting in general from the kids tb.h
I'm curious as a non native speaker, was this movie any difficult to understand for you Americans/English?
>>71576237
No, not really.
>>71576237
Not for me but I'm an English history buff and have listened and read a lot of period dialects.
For your average American normie, probably misses a few words per sentence. Your average Brit probably can pick up most of it simply due to the inflections matching better.
was calebs supposed redemption sincere or no
Does this movie have jump scares?
>>71576542
none, really
>>71576573
Then whats the fucking point
>>71576237
Only sometimes, partly because i had to keep the volume lower because they would whisper and then yell to the high heavens.
My gf is japanese, live in the states since she was young, and she could barely understand wtf they said.
>>71576593
It's more of an atmosphere thriller than a horror movie, if you want jump scares, watch a slasher movie, idk
>>71576481
You are one autistic loser bitch, you know that?
>>71568635
He probably shat his pants
>>71576725
y-you too
>>71571124
I think Caleb were sent back so Thomasin can be accused by the twin
I still can't tell wheter the movie was feminist and the ending was supposed to be seen as a happy ending, or if the movie was anti-feminist and depicting liberated women as having murdered their families to dance naked around bonfires was mockery of feminists.
>>71576836
get your head out of the feminism gutter loser
>>71576836
>feminist or anti-feminist
It was neither? there was no feminist or anti-feminist subtext, it was an old-fashioned folk tale.
>>71576836
>or if the movie was anti-feminist and depicting liberated women as having murdered their families to dance naked around bonfires was mockery of feminists.
feminists are so morally bankrupt and dishonest they do read stuff like this as liberating
>>71576593
ass.
>>71576836
http://www.salon.com/2016/03/06/a_final_girl_who_gets_to_get_off_the_witch_proves_nothings_scarier_than_an_unapologetically_liberated_young_woman/
>>71576836
Probably neither. Critics have been projecting feminism on the movie because its fashionable. The plot and the dialogue were taken from folk tales. I guess you could say the original stories plots were affected by the gender structures of the colonial era but I think its a stretch to say the director's point was to make a statement on feminism. It seemed to me more of a "look how destructive it is to feel guilty about natural sin" take. There also seemed to be some Freudian mom-son dad-daughter stuff going on. All this being said, the daughter does unfairly get most of the blame and I guess you could say the average family's attitudes toward women are what drove her and others to the "liberation" of the coven.
>>71575827
UU looks like a w to me
>>71575343
But I got butter
Witches love butter
>>71577143
What a load of horseshit. Seems like these critics only see things they want to see.
Should Black Phillip win the oscar for best character?
>>71574012
What do anons reply to this explanation?
>>71577497
Well he is GOAT
>you will never travel back in time with a tub of butter and seduce some young puritan qt
>>71577551
>>71577507
That it is retarded
>>71567584
made me laugh
Hey but my favorite film to come out recently, up there with Nightcrawler imo. If the movie wasn't made up entirely of literally who's there may have been some serious oscar buzz.
>>71577777
>>71577777
this is black philiph's work
>>71577777
Calm down Black Philiph
>A movie full of women giving strong performances
>these women are hot
>/tv/ hates it
Never change
>>71575886
>local walmart meme
>>71567755
VVitch = Catcher in the RyeThe little shitlord just eye-raped her
>>71570824
yes, and deliciously so
>>71570824
Well fucking plan to see it. It is good.
>>71571267
The goat turned into a man cause satan can do whatever the fuck he wants.
If you look closely you see him change forms.
What's gonna be the next "big thing"?
>>71572460
She just turned 20. It played at Sundance when she was 19. She was a teenager.
>>71579574
who's left?
So, who here wants to cum on Thomasin's face?
>>71581011
Imogen Poots, Green Room
>>71581047
>>71569470
you guys think anything with blonde hair = good-looking
it's a weakness, lads, and not in a good way
>>71575827
>>71577375
And what happens when tou have a double double U?
>>71572055
>>71572270
>>71572570
hard to take any actor, male or female, seriously when they do these "sexy" photoshoots that have nothing to do with the films they're pimping.
>>71569470
I'm pretty sure her feet could turn my cock into a cum canon, if you catch my meaning.
>>71575822
Film grossed 10x its budget, so sequel maybe.
>>71576237
Had to double check thou, thy vs you, your, but other than that, I understood it just fine.
>>71581168
Nah i like her weird lopsided eyes, makes her look exotic and innocent
>>71572483
>>71572503
Some of the best kids acting in recent memory. Kid actors are usually a fucking disgrace.
>>71581327
One thing the film does magnificently is it creates the 'children's world'. We're seeing things from their perspective, the children have their own society, just outside of their parents vision. Really added to the films tension and folkish charm and a lot of that is owed to the kid's acting, good on them.
>>71566711
Yeth, I didth.
pretty decent kino lad.
>>71566711
Thou has fapped very graciously.
>>71569470
I remembered having dirty thoughts about her the entire moving and feeling dirty about it because I really thought she was underage; until she got naked and my eyes bulged like my penis. Googled her age and felt so fucking relieved that I wasn't pedo.
>>71574238
This. There is nothing fucking ambiguous about it. I'm baffled that some people are actually saying things like "the ending was too fantastic". What the FUCK? It's a movie about witches.
It was a really good movie, the only major issue is how it has no rewatch value, in my opinion anyway. The whole movie seems to depend on what happens next, and it's all sort of leading up to the end. Once you've seen it all, you might want to rewatch some scenes, but the whole film just isn't as interesting anymore. Feels like you're constantly waiting for the ending to happen. Maybe that's just me.
>>71569582
She's over 18 dum dum
>>71570512
That's such an excellent shot. I want to see how they lit that.
>>71583058
I dunno about the particular shot, but they filmed the movie -mostly- with natural lighting.
>Didst thou enjoy the vvitch
No, after the first 15-20 minutes it was boring as fuck. I haven't watched a movie so pretentious in quite a while.
If you listen closely, you can hear the director masturbating in the audio track around the 51:36 mark.
>>71583290
>pretentious
What were its pretenses?
Absolute snorefest, nothing happened.
>>71583321
The movie was completely self-absorbed in:
The lead actress's face
Its (agonizingly) slow pace
The use of period accents and dialogue
And its own attempt to be both a horror movie, and period drama, while failing at both
The entire time I watched it I felt the director attempting to convince me how original and artsy his movie was, and I stopped caring basically as soon as the baby-moisturizer scene ended. There were two decent movies that could have been made out of The VVitch, but instead neither were made and I will never get that wasted 90 minutes back.
>>71583020
Yeah but the director said that the rot that was infecting the corn was ergot. So that implies that they were all tripping.
>>71583426
>self-absorbed
Cinema has to be self-absorbed.
>the lead actress's face
I don't see a problem with this.
>its agonizingly slow pace
You've never seen a slow film in your life.
>the use of period accents and dialogue
Are you serious? I thought that was one of the best things about the film. If anything, other period films should take note. That, compared with excellent production & set design and great production values all around, made it excel as both a period drama and horror movie, in my opinion.
>I felt the director attempting to convince me how original and artsy his movie was
I think you were merely imagining it.
Not once while watching this movie did I feel like it was pretending to be something more than it was. It did what it wanted to, and did it very well.
is there anything else in the 1600's with bonneted cuties
things plebs say about this movie
>it's not scary
>nothing happened
>I couldn't understand their language
>>71583553
I've seen many slow films, including The Leopard. But slow films still have a pace in which things happen rhythmically, and very little happened in this movie in its own pacing. (Plus the use of period dialogue hurt the actor's performances, in my opinion, especially Thomasin's actress. It was very clunky and unnatural. People don't speak like what they wrote in journals)
But my biggest gripe is as follows: If the characters are not aware of the external threat, then where is the tension? The entire time the characters are blaming each other and monologuing about faith and God, when there is an actual god-damned non-metaphorical coven of witches out in the woods who are killing them one by one.
If it was a period movie about faith and how it can blind people, sure, it would be good. If it was a horror movie about witches in the woods and the family combats them, yeah that would be good too. But don't give me some shit that half-asses it in both directions.
>>71570640
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal
basically Christians demonizing pagan gods
