PROS:
The soundtrack
The setting
"Tell him, Steve-Dave."
Slimy Jason Lee
Joey Lauren Adams getting naked
Asshole Ben Affleck
Jay & Silent Bob are still funny
CONS:
Stan Lee cameo
Three-titted woman goes on way too long
Jeremy London is terrible
But that's it. Why does everyone hate this movie?
Shannen Doherty was hot as fuck in this movie
It's the only studio film Kevin Smith has done that is actually any good.
it's a schooner
>>71565643
Dogma - Clerks 2 are good. Chasing Amy is good too but I admit most of the comedy flatlines.
>>71565643
This isn't a thread about Dogma, friend
>>71565519
Do people hate it? It's alright, pretty enjoyable actually. Not nearly as bad as Dogma or Chasing Amy though; both horribly uncomfortable fedora-tipping movies.
>>71565519
>three tittied woman
nipples bro, this aint total recall. but i love this movie, probably the best jay and silent bob stuff in any of the movies. also, the stink palm
>>71565519
Agree with everything but the Stan Lee cameo.
>>71565870
>Dogma was bad
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>>71565643
You are half right, Dogma is the only other film he has made that was actually any good.
>>71565519
you forgot based sven ole thornson and michael rooker
>>71566137
Dogma was edgy teenage shit.
>>71566734
but Affleck and Damon and Rickman were amazing
>>71566749
Rickman was amazing (rip), Affleck and Damon were good. It was still like a highschool student trying to be deep though, and just as painful as everything that entails.
>>71566734
>A movie presenting Catholic ideas as fact
>Made by a faithful Catholic
>Mocks hypocrisy in the church leadership and absurdity of dogmatic practices like plenary indulgence while remaining reverent towards religion itself
>Integrates aspects of Catholicism not widely known to the public to set up and drive the plot
Edgy teenage shit indeed
>>71566841
Exactly, well done proving my point.
Gentlemen of /tv/, I give you: The failed Clerks TV show pilot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR8COL2GGTw
>>71566877
>delusion meets autism
>>71566974
>autist gets buttblasted by truth
Not my fault you're inferior, now get over it.
>>71567007
>*autism intensifies*
>>71567119
>admitting defeat
When will you autists learn.
>>71566877
>I TRICKED YOU BY BEING TRICKED
ok sweetie
>>71566936
11:20 is the only decent bit in this entire thing. That's some a-ok physical humor there.
>>71565519
I love the hell out of this movie. It's the film that made me a Smith fan for years.
>>71567258
>I admit defeat
Of course you do. And run off back and hide in shame, like you always do.
Cuck.
I never did see Mallrats...is it pretty dated at this point?
>>71567291
I liked the shoplifter too
>Cliff said if I brought the ice to his party I could stand outside and watch.
Mallrats is fantastic, anyone who believes otherwise is easily filtered.
>>71567317
The main character has a Sega Saturn.
That's all you really need to know in terms of datedness.
>>71567315
I'm not that guy, you're dealing with multiple condescentions at the moment.
Also pretending someone said something they clearly didn't say isn't doing you any favors, enjoy graduation
>>71567226
>*delusion intensifies*
>>71567315
>autismspeaks.org
HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE!
>>71567347
>>71567380
>>71567414
I've already won, what are you even trying to prove? You're just proving to everyone else just what a sore loser you are.
>>71567422
YEAAHHHHHH
>>71567422
I don't appreciate your ruse' ma'am
>>71567438
I've come across some pretty sad little trolls in my day but this is a whole new low
>>71567505
>"I admit defeat"
We know, now fuck off.
>>71567505
Remember what month it is
Who was in the wrong here?
Would any of you care for a delicious chocolate covered pretzel?
>>71567652
He was.
If you wouldn't kiss a girl who's sucked 36 dicks then you have no taste.
>>71567573
Are you excited for your 13th birthday party, anon?
>>71567652
She was wrong to act like she didn't have to disclose bjs in a conversation about how many sexual partners each of them had
He was wrong to flip shit about it
>>71567738
>this is the best a redditor can do
Yawn, just give up already, you're just embarrassing yourself even further.
>>71567733
In a row?
>>71567787
Did you remember to invite all your friends to your 13th birthday party, anon?
>>71567846
Leave, Redditor. You've lost and you know it.
>>71567315
dog(ma) you got FUCKED
t. non-biased reader
>>71565519
i like mallrats. and dogma. and clerks.
kevin smith isnt a director i care about anymore and i think he's a pretty fucking lame beta fat manlet who shouldve groped the shit out of christina aguilera on SNL but didnt, but i can still appreciate his movies that came out when i was younger.
>even clerks TAS as horrible as that was
>>71567893
Are you looking forward to the Sadie Hawkins dance, anon? It's the most exciting part of 8th grade, they say.
>>71567925
>you won
I know I did. Redditors are always easily defeated.
>>71567949
Yawn, at least try.
>>71567932
I tried watching Clerks TAS again recently and holy fuck it's so bad. I don't remember it being so bad.
Still got some good gags though
>>71567981
Oh anon, just wait until you get your first period. It's an exciting time in a young girl's life!
>>71568028
>this is a redditor trying his hardest
Look at him and laugh, everyone.
>>71567998
yeah its pretty bad but i still think having the second episode be a clipshow is fucking genius
>hey, its ted danson
>>71568060
>"You win, I lose, also I suck cocks"
We know, anon. We know.
>>71568169
>you win! I give up.
Finally.
No need to thank me bros, just destroying plebbitors like always.
Clerks = Clerks 2 > Dogma > Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back = Mallrats > Chasing Amy
All of them are good.
>>71568146
Yeah that was pretty brilliant. Sucks that they aired out of order and ruined that gag
I think it was cancelled before week three though
>>71568199
>I admit defeat, also I have HIV and a micropenis
TMI anon, thanks for conceding though
