what did i just watch
>>71565402
A sexy bitch killing zombies
>>71565402
Top tier zombiekino.
>>71565402
These movies are highly underrated
Vulgar auteurism trash
>>71565402
Cool action mindless zombiekino
>>71565402
These movies are absolute dogshit but I can't bring myself to hate them.
I'm not sure what it is.
The Milla Jovovich pentaannual monetary fund. Thank you for supporting her.
>>71565402
an unwatchable piece of shit
Paul W.S. Anderson showing off his hot wife and getting paid millions for it.
A great movie
>>71565402
Honestly I spent the entire movie jerking it to Mila and her BDSM outfit
>>71568185
>not to Sienna
retard
>>71568295
>implying I didn't keep going when she came on screen
Man what do you TAKE me for
I think 4 and 5 are the best. Fight me.
>>71568351
We dont fight retards here
You just watched a husband + wife money making machine in action, well done.
Paul WS Anderson is quite possibly the most irritating, annoying, predictable low-rent director in the world; he'll make money, but he won't make anything good
As for Milla...
I loved her as Leeloo, she was genuinely brilliant. But lowering yourself to cookie-cutter, modern b-movie status? Really? You're better than your husband, Milla.
>>71568433
None of these movies are good movies, but 4 and 5 is Anderson doing what he does best.
>>71568546
Milla is a really bad actress. Anderson is an odd sort of bad director. He observes the rules of film grammar, which actually makes him more watchable than most directors these days. It's why people still enjoy these movies in spite of it all.
![5YEhPkNlIwpGKVIwjl1jkmA1nnU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4jDJlxP.jpg "5YEhPkNlIwpGKVIwjl1jkmA1nnU[1].jpg")
Anyone remember this movie?
It was bretty gud and she was a qt in it.
she's probably the most attractive human being of all time
though sienna miller is p close
>>71568546
Milla's outtakes will never not be cute as fuck.
>that one where she was pretending to have phone sex and faked an orgasm
Diamonds.
Milla plotting her hotter stunt double's degloving.
>>71569353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaZ2c8C-3c4
:20 ?
Piece of shit PWSA always with great ideas, decent enough directing, very good action directing
BUT THAT NIGGER IS INCAPABLE OF HIRING A GOOD CINEMATOGRPAHER
>>71565402
Art.
>>71569823
That's the one.
>>71568770
>he was a qt in it
ftfy
>>71565402
>he can't just have fun watching a movie
I bet you think the Fast and Furious movies suck too.
>>71569977
qt QT
>>71569353
>>71570167
I have an ex-gf who looked like a little 5'4" version of Milla. Never got her to dress up as Leeloo or Alice, and it's eating me up with every one of these threads.
So stop it, pls. The slight regret is palpable
>>71565402
A video game movie, OP.
What did you expect? This wasn't going to be the next Lawrence of Arabia. Tons of mindless violence and silly costumes are par for the course in this genre.
>>71571317
I'm sorry for your loss anon, but this qt needs to be posted.
>>71568433
kek
>>71570167
>>71571521
>those face pulls
DROPPED
>>71569823
>Pierre?! IS THIS YOU?
She's just lovely. :3
But not quite as hot as Mad Milla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FWVKEtryvw
>>71571604
>those face pulls
DEGLOVED
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What do you think the conversations between her and Paul about these movies are like?
>"Hey honey, you wanna make another Resident Evil movie?"
>"How much is the studio gonna give us this time?"
>"Like $60 million"
>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"
>"... Yeah"
>"Alright, fine I guess"
>He gets to put his Hidicky Kamiya in that everynight.
It's just not fair...
>>71571666
>>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"
she designed at least one herself, she's a former model man, she loves dressing up
>>71571666
If you've seen any of these Milla looks like she is enjoying it a lot
autismo
>>71571666
>>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"
>not "Can I wear that outfit again?!"
Why does latex do these things to me?
Silly Milla, we'll never be together, but she keeps trying. Bless her heart.
Aside from The Fifth Element, what is the top Millakino?
>>71570127
>I bet you think the Fast and Furious movies suck too.
Everyone who isn't human garbage thinks this.
>>71571798
She was in her prime in the first Resident Evil movie, in my opinion. Downright angelic.
>>71565402
why cant i find this movie anywhere?
i know its shit, but I still wanna watch it, i watched all the other ones
its not on HBO, Starz, Showtime, Max, Netflix or Amazon...
just where the fuck is it?
>>71566465
this. They're literally some of the worst that the action genre has to offer... but it just manages to fall into funny and enjoyable ridiculousness.
>>71571666
>>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"
she designs them herself lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQotI4dCUWw
>>71571977
>its not on HBO, Starz, Showtime, Max, Netflix or Amazon...
>just where the fuck is it?
>>71571977
Underneath my dickhole.
>>71572029
If anyone else did that, I'd call them mean names.
But it's Milla. Lovely, lovely Milla.
>>71571647
That was awesome.
>>71569823
Why is Omar funnier in the bloopers
>>71571647
sorry, can't understand shit with that audio..wtf is going on?
