How do I get outta this chickenshit outfit?
YOU SECURE THAT SHIT, HUDSON!
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We're in the pipe. Five by five.
>>71559170
Hudson. Come here... coume heeurree
>>71559345
>>71559601
Bay 12, please
>>71559170
You secure that shit Hudson!
Where do you want it?
CHECK IT OUT!
I got my eye on you
>>71559647
>>71559669
Ugggh GUESS I'M WATCHING ALIENS
quips: the movie XD
>>71559725
Cancer: the post.
>>71559365
Guess he don't like the cornbread either.
I brought my own threads. CHECK IT OUT!
>>71559725
right, we waste him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHYGgOXww48
I even smuggled my stylist aboard. CHECK IT OUT!
>>71559345
>>71559635
>saw thread
>prayed this would be the first reply
>MFW it was
>>71559746
>>71559812
awww :( poor butthurt marveldrones. mad that /tv/ finally got wise to your bullshit? some of us have actual taste in movies likejk i love aliens and it's objectively better than alien
>>71559913
Stop posting any time.
>>71559979
havin a midol day huh
>killed by the alien
>killed by the predator
>killed by the terminator
Bill Paxton had a hard life.
>we got sonic, electronic BALL BREAKERS.
>we got nukes, knives, sharp sticks.
The dropship scene is so good.
>>71559831
check it out!
>>71559897
Glad I didn't respond then. I misrememberd it as "YOU LOCK THAT SHIT UP, HUDSON!".
>>71559959
Hey, mira, who's Snow White?
>>71559431
My Aliensfu.
There's something about her that I really liked.
>>71560047
except he says "check it out" like 20 times which is kinda cringey
I work with a guy that was really good friends with Bill Paxton in high school. He has a lot of funny stories about him and old pictures.
>>71560084
I mean, you're not supposed to think he's really an ultimate badass. The audience is meant to be rolling their eyes like Ripley because like Ripley, we've seen what the Alien can do and we know all that bluster is going to go away when shit hits the fan.
WE'RE DOOMED
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
WHY DON'T YOU PUT HER IN CHARGE
IT'S ALREADY HERE
TIGHTEN YOUR SEATBELT
4 IS GOOD, 4 WILL LOCATE YOUR HOUSE VERY EFFICIENTLY
*is there an F5?*
*drops fork on platter*
THE FINGER OF GOD
Bill is a fool
>>71560084
He's doing it on purpose though, he's basically taking the piss out of Ripley at that point.
>>71560002
He was also killed by an angry anti Mormon.
Poor guy
>>71559170
PRIVATE!!! WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCKMARE YOU WEARING A FUCKING OUTFIT MADE ENTIRELY OF CHICKENSHIT?!!!!
>>71560122
>>71560183
i don't mean cringey for the character, i mean cringey for the construction of the movie. the repetition makes it sound like dead air, like it was the best take they got. checked the script and he did add one "check it out".
it's awkward in the same way as a standup comedian who inexplicably begins cussing or over-choreographing their jokes as their set goes down in flames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
shouldn't have bothered to type all that
>>71559913
>it's objectively better than alien
lets not get carried away
>>71559170
MUH REEENS
>>71559753
>>71559170
Why couldn't he get out of the outfit he was wearing? Could he not find the zipper?
>>71559861
Is that dude standing next to him Shao Khan?
