Oh shit, niggas, it's that time of the year again. How are you gonna spend your cleanse day and /release the beast/, bros?
I'm gonna start the night by breaking into the local supermarket and looting some candy and pan pizzas (assuming the supermarket hasn't been looted already, last year they were really quick on the draw), then I'm gonna torrent all the movies I've been writing down because I want to watch them and go on a nice comfy horror movie spree. Then maybe if I have time I'll go piss on my neighbors door or something.
>>71558107
shitpost on /tv/
>>71558107
I have to work this weekend. Stop calling in about your cable not working and read a book.
shitpost on /v/
I'm gonna post wrongspeech on social media.
>>71558107
I'm going to rape my sister.
>>71558107
shitpost on /po/
I dunno
My friends invited me to this party where we go around invading houses and raping women but I'm not really into the idea of sharing a woman with 15 other dudes that probably have a bigger dick than mine. It might get embarassing
Probably just gonna masturbate
![keep-off-grass[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7a0F0oG.jpg "keep-off-grass[1].jpg")
>>71558107
It's time to step it up this year
>>71558107
Shill shitty franchises like The Purge on /tv/.
>>71558107
I'd banepost without my threads being deleted
I think I might actually gain the courage to go all out this year, I might actually goloiter
Anyone know where the best livestreams of hobos being purged will be at? hobomassacre.tv was way too laggy last year
>10 posts
>ONE IP
nice fucking shilling
>>71558646
4chan is the premier place to shill now because of its anonymity. Marketers and political shills for Hillary love this place
Got my truck and flamethrower ready, I was disappointed with my performance last year but this time I might actually manage to burn down like 30% of New York City.
>>71558646
Hey, man, don't lie yet, the purge isn't on till 7 PM.
Fuck me, I thought we were at least one month away
How am I gonna shitpost on /tv/ with all the cp and gore spam?
>>71558646
>>71558787
>Thread making fun of a movie's retarded plot
>Somehow this is now shilling it
