Who ya gonna call?
>>71546098
The patriarchy.
me on the left, middle, and right
>>71546098
a better cast
>>71546098
so who can actually act out of them?
>>71546098
weight watchers
>>71546098
For a refund
SO I IN MOVIE?
YA BETTA BE SERIOUS
HOO YA GO COL BOI?
>BORING | GORILLA | CRINGE | WHALE
What were they even hoping for?
>>71546148
The leftmost one, but she's obviously the straight-edge boring one as well.
>>71546098
Kristen Wiig, but only if she promises not to bring the others.
>>71546148
Kristin Wiig, I feel bad for her involvement in this, she's actually decent and sometimes good.
>>71546364
Wiig pre-Ghostbusters was always an all smiling happy comedian. I haven't seen her smile once since this movie started filming. Every picture of her, promo and candid, look like she's he the life sucked out of her.
>>71546098
Gorilla wrangler and a lesbian to teach me how to fuck Kate.
What will the weekend box office be? Will it continue the summer trend of big budget films outside of Disney tanking?
>>71546402
Yeah, she knows that she's fucked up and that there is zero chance of salvaging her reputation in this. She just wants to cut even and walk away but that's not possible any more. It's very sad to see. Even if the movie is successful, which it won't be, her association with this shitstorm of name-calling and puerile behavior is a large taint on her resume. And to be funny on SNL long after SNL stopped being funny? That's a big deal. She could have had so much more than this.
>>71546153
Fucker beat me to it
>>71546467
That's what they get for alienating the people who actually like Ghostbusters. If that number stays true, the drop off in weekend two will take it into full blown catastrophe with how much they've spent on this shit, especially since the marketing is fucking everywhere.
>>71546515
just remember that if you don't think it looks good, you're a woman-hating misogynist monster who needs to stop talking to me or my wife's son ever again
A literal gorilla with lipstick.
>>71546309
So she Doesn't get to bring friends?
Why do they always pick the most apelike black people? Why not pick black actors who look human like Will Smith?
>>71546098
Someone attractive.
>>71546615
That's a pretty random thing to say
I can't believe you people are defending Kristen Wiig. The last funny thing she did was bridesmaids, and her last few years on SNL were actively UNFUNNY. Her and Fred Armisten doing the same unfunny joke over, and over, and fucking over again. I am sure, in the beginning sometime, she was funny on SNL, but her last few years and appearances have been so appallingly awful, I have no memory of a time she actually made me laugh on the show.
Leslie is fucking funny in her stand up and when she is used properly in the show. She's just funny. No idea how she will play in the movie though.
Kate McKinnon (crazy eyes) is the funniest person in that cast, and probably the funniest lady on SNL (consistently) in the last 2 or 3 years. I don't know if she can save this hollow marketing gimmick, though.
I got a soft spot for McCarthy, because she is (although briefly) in Go, and Drowning Mona. She made me laugh in Bridesmaids, and even in Tammy, and she was solid in Gilmore Girls. She has just been overused. This happens.
But I just cannot sanction the buffonary of this movie.
>>71547130
They're not her friends.
>>71547365
I'm with you nigga can't handle that dumb ass hoe
she's the head dummie in this shit that's all there is to it
>>71546098
Animal control.
>>71547365
>Leslie is fucking funny in her stand up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX2dRd541do
yeah this is hilarious. I like the part where she just yells and says words differently. I can barely type right now because I'm laughing so hard
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>>71547365
>Kate McKinnon (crazy eyes) is the funniest person in that cast, and probably the funniest lady on SNL (consistently) in the last 2 or 3 years.
Nah Kate is shit too
>>71547721
At least she's fuckable
>>71546098
>Who ya gonna call?
whale hunters!
>>71548136
she's a dyke
>>71548185
even better
>>71548332
>trapping her hand with her leg
Saucy
>>71547154
>mfw the joke about will smith being the only black guy not scaring white/asian people is true
>>71548376
Does the Rock scare Japan?
>>71548400
Mr Potato Head scares no one
>>71547365
>implying this wasn't decent
>>71546098
>I don't know if this was a race thing or a lady thing
This single line destroyed me even trying to give the movie a chance.
>>71546098
Weight watchers
>>71548499
Sounds like your MAD AS HELL
>>71546364
>>71546402
Couldnt agree more.
>>71546098
The zoo. There's an ape on the loose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aQTJw1wlQ8
just gonna leave this here.
i really want to know what their marketing budget is/was
>"Okay Hemsworth I am gonna make you into a dance star".
Why is it so hard to voice criticism against this obviously bad movie.Even if somebody criticises technical things like the camera, the acting or the low class ' LMAO BLACK JOKES' comedy SJW flip the shit out and blame it all on misogyny.
>>71546148
Definitely Wiig.
Like the other anon I'm disappointed she's doing this film but I think she's gonna have to wear it.
Bitch had the conviction to NOT make a fuckload of $$$ by doing Bridesmaids 2 because she knew it would be a soulless cash grab. Then she goes and signs on for this soulless feminist agenda film.
>>71546364
This. She was cool in Walter Mitty and Welcome to Me.
>>71546098
John Constantine.
>>71546098
Bill Murray's agent. Try to get a message to the man that we still love him and to not an hero.
>>71547626
Stand up has a lot to do with who you are. You can't connect, but some people can.
She is no Cuck King,but she is good.
Harry Dresden.
>>71548425
Get some Monistat.
>>71546098
Rick Moranis to congratulate him on not being in this shit.
>>71546098
Where are their other two players?
Also why are there two fatties on this volleyball team?
>>71546467
Sucks for them. Shouldn't have been talking shit to the audience
>>71546098
Someone else
>>71546098
Wiig is pretty cute, despite (or maybe even because of) her age showing slightly. That is, until you see any pictures of her in a bikini or naked. She's got one of the most disappointing bodies I've ever seen.
>>71546098
Probably the nigger
If she doesn't scare the ghost away she's most likely good at and used to doing a lot of shit jobs, which ghostbusting feels like.
>>71549860
Pics??????
>>71549860
oh wow yeah, never realised just how disappointing her body was, shame
>>71546098
I can't wait for this to bomb
>>71547365
>Bridesmaids
>"funny"
>>71546098
a normal girl, a nigger whale, another normal girl, and a whale, obviously.
>>71549756
Audience complicity is the cornerstone of poor comedy. Taste is only part of it. You think it's beyond these women to laugh because they want it to be funny? The comedian should be working for those laughs.
>>71549987
>normal girl, nigger whale, dyke, Moby Dick.
This movie will be a great test case to see whether shitting on your old audience to chase after the liberal/feminist/SJW audience is a viable strategy going forward.
If this movie succeeds, expect similar tactics in the future.
>>71550073
Devastatingly true. People have a moral duty to not go see it.
>>71549598
Hemsworth is gonna save this
>>71546589
Thanks for pointing that out, man. Wouldn't have known from the seventy thousand other 20 year olds spamming that same rhetoric in these threads for the past 4 months.
>>71546515
No shit they spent a shitload on advertising. Game 7 of the NBA finals had a good amount of ads and used players and shit. It was gay as fuck
>>71550375
>cute nerdy XD who's a bit on the simple side but generally a little lamb is also ex-marine navy SEAL air force test pilot who broke the record for most recorded kills in the field
You know you live a very privileged life when you are this desperate for things to be outraged about.
>>71550760
Who is outraged? Projecting much?
>>71550793
>making this many threads about a movie that doesn't interest you
>linking to dozens of tweets and articles about the haters of this movie, which ironically proves their point
>/pol/-tier conspiracies about SJWs pushing an agenda in Hollywood
>>71546098
NONA DEM DHOES BITCHES
DAS FO' SOU'!
>>71550854
>he's a SJW
>on the internet
>he does it for free
I am not even being angry right now at Sony rebooting it with females, I am being angry with how fucking fake all the ghosts look and cheap visual effects.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with Sony? It's as if they didn't care one bit to make it look realistic and actually spooky like the original.
Melissa Mccarthy is alright, but fucking Ghostbusters isn't the kind of material she works well with
>>71550907
Bad special effects are nothing new. Why are you making a big deal about it with this movie?
>>71550923
why are you so desperate for everybody to go see a mediocre movie?
this is so weird. sony has basically manipulated you weeabo faggots into shilling their crappy movie and you faggots seem to think its a mission from god or something
"everyone must see this movie, only then can I rest"
>>71551014
>sony has basically manipulated you weeabo faggots into shilling their crappy movie and you faggots seem to think its a mission from god or something
> 2016
> SJWs & libtards are now shills for mega corporations so their fat ass CEO can get a bigger pay check
Its like sjws have no self awareness at all.
>>71549598
Is that Andy Dick?
>>71551074
Andy who?
My mom.
>>71546098
peta
>>71550375
>hits the black cop it the face
>struggles with the white one for a more humane take down
subtle hollywood
>>71546098
my lawyer!!!
ehh, forget my lawyer...
>>71551299
hahaha I loved this guy
>>71549598
hemsworth will be the only good thing in the entire movie
>>71546098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSpvtwt-4HU
>>71551445
HOLY SHIT I entirely forgot about this guest appearance!!
>>71550910
What kind of material does she work well with? Apart from Japanese fishermen.
>>71546098
Couldn't give a shit about this film if it had Murray and Akroyd in it, but I wanna stick my cock in pic related's wet poossay if you know what I mean
would you fuck 4 and 2 to get to 3 and 1?
>>71550002
It's not taste. It's life experience and values. The reason you don't see why some find it funny is because you are incapable of empathy.
>>71548136
get some taste
>>71551543
Yes but only if I can bring condoms and a ball gag.
>>71551533
same here. she is absolutely gorgeous.
>that feel when you can relate to the mannerisms of a dyke compared to a str8 women
>>71551601
theres no such thing as lesbians
>>71551533
Why though? There are so many better looking actresses in Hollywood? She looks like some chick you would see working at Denny's at 3am.
>>71546098
really want to have sexual intercourse with melissa mccarthy
>>71551656
>theres no such thing as lesbians
._.
>>71551656
Yes there are.
>>71551658
Not him, but there's just something about her that screams "fuck me" and I don't even know what. I bet she's TNT in bed too.
>>71546098
I just got back from an early screening. The rape scene was a little over the top. A lot of people walked out of the theater at that point. Overall, it's not worth the time.
>>71546153
kek
>>71551760
yeaaaa I dont like that slimer is a rapist. Not a good choice
>>71551897
Now put that through a black and white filter and put "Le Buste de Goast" in the middle
>>71551961
>>71552066
PURE
KINO
>>71546098
I can't be the only one that sees a giant black cock on the right...right?
>>71547365
You have bad taste in comedy.
At any rate, she has good non-comedic chops too. See Skeleton Twins
>>71552190
"Symbolism"
>>71549724
Bill is fine. Sure this is embarrassing but so was Garfield. In all, 2 bad movies in a lifetime is outstanding.
He still parties hardy, Marty, YOU JUST KNOW
>>71546467
Good. I'm happy to see this shit collapsing under them. I want everyone to do an "I told you so!" to every one of them as well when it does bomb.
>>71546200
kek
your post hasnt gone unnoticed
>>71549598
Does the director have autism? Why is he dressed like he posts "class is for men, swag is for boys" on social media?
>>71547365
wow you are truly full of shit. cunt
>>71552190
>I'm seeing the BBC everywhere
Well we know it ain't a race thang.
>Let's just put lights on people's clothes and get them to stand still and face the camera. That is scary enough.
>>71546098
would bang 1 and 2
>>71552805
>>71551533
>>71546098
is the lesbian cute, or is it just a case of being the only average one but being amongst a bunch of monsters so it makes her look better?
>>71548332
B-but girls can't love girls ...
>>71552854
>There are 4 Ghostbusters
>She is wearing a U around her neck
>4 U
MIND BLOWN
>>71552885
The second. She looks like an average version of Gillian Jacobs.
>>71552885
She's like a thin emilia Clarke, when she starts emoting she looks ghastly
>>71552520
reminds me of that manatee that hits the glass in the aquarium
Are feminists going to go like 4-5 times to see this movie just so the numbers are right?
>>71553040
That'd be good actually. Take away some of that mammoth purchasing power females have.
>>71547626
That's just a fucking gorilla screaming and saying random things. I thought Stand up was supposed to be more thann just random shit and screaming.
>>71553040
If they do, should we stop complaining that that women are a target audience for profit?
>>71547626
Why do all niggers do that howling monkey thing?
>>71546098
Weight watchers
>>71550073
The only members of the old audience they're shitting on with this movie are fedoras triggered by feminism. Likely not an economically significant portion.
>>71549724
He's a shit actor that things being mediocre with a "meh" face is funny.
I hope he kills himself.
>>71549598
hemsworth has a big roider's arse and an ugly side profile. why do chicks like him?
>>71553040
If they do then they'll be winning even more strongly. Capitalism is about voting with your wallet.
>>71550375
What the fuck is he doing with the other guy? He pushes him to the pole, that's normal but what's that other shit?
>>71553572
Obviously because the ass and side profile are the only desirable things about a man and they're just lying.
>>71551445
How appropiate.
>>71547130
they don't fly so good
>>71553572
Because of the ass and that he's a big guy with big muscles. I can see the appeal, I guess.
>>71550073
>I shall now explain capitalism 101
>>71549641
Because geek culture is full of shit like the Sad/Rabid puppies so they see misogynists around every corner now.
BAD PUSSEH
>>71553470
>"what the hell is this shitposter talking about"
>0:03
>>71550073
I agree. Liberals will be solely responsible for this movie's success.
Liberal genocide when?
>>71554121
>liberals win at the capitalism game
>get so butthurt at losing you resort to violence
>>71552386
>Why is he dressed like he posts "class is for men, swag is for boys" on social media?
Do you mean wearing a suit? Because that's something that grown-ups tend to do.
>>71551658
What is anon's favourite slam at Dennys?
>>71550854
>0.20 has been deposited into your account: Sony Marketing Team
>>71553618
I love how one punch he knocks out the black guy while he has to wrestle with the white guy for a moment
>>71546098
None of them, this movie should've never been remade
I honestly feel bad for these actresses. I don't blame them for being stuck in a shitty remake by Sony lead by Feig.
I think McCarthy honestly liked the original and got stuck going with what the studio gave her.
>>71552227
She was good in Skeleton Twins mainly because she was an absolute cunt it was fun to hate her.
the police cus they'are raping my childhood xD upvote please for 1 "FUCK U LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD A LONE"
1 (You) = grenade in paul fieg's bed tonite xD
2 (You) = ten grenade in oaul fieg bed tonite xD
3+ (You) = nuclear bomb grenade in he bed xD
UPVOTE IF U 90s KID AND HATE THE NEW GHOAST-BUSTARS, STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD HOLLYWOOD xD
#feeltheburn #90skid #just/tv/probs #just90skidsprobs #fuckwomen xD
>>71555170
This, I actually really like the idea of an all female ghostbusters but this just looks pretty... awful.
>>71546098
BUSTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>>71555641
>>71547626
She's performing for a black audience, so I can't really judge her for dumbing it down.
>>71552854
i like her not cause she is pretty but she looks like cartoon egon
>>71555865
...I drive
>>71546098
Mellisa Mcarthy gained back all her wieght and then some. Wasn't the media touting her weight loss as some sort of feminist victory?
>>71555865
This is so well crafted it must be satire
>that grammar
>that lack of capitalisation
>those exclamation marks
>that inconsistent tense
Truly a masterpiece.
>>71557748
They'll tout her weight gain as a feminist victory too. Remember this?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/10/hillary-clinton-delete-your-account-tweet-donald-trump
>>71547212
>doesnt know what random means
current year too haha
>>71554914
Most directors like to dress in clothes they can move around in though, rather than something so constricting. I mean I don't care what he wears, but it is kind of weird compared to most directors.
>>71547365
Being the funniest person on SNL is like being the kernels of corn that survive in a lump of shit. Sure it's corn but it's covered in shit.
>>71550712
Pretty he's possessed by the bad guy at this point if the summary of the story that came out a few years ago, it's still shit either way however.
is the blonde good looking or not? i can't tell, i feel like she has nothing going on in her head
>>71546098
Nutbusters!
>>71551760
>>71551893
Did I miss a leak or some shit?
People pretend like the original was some masterpiece instead of a cheesy mediocre comedy. Same way people fall over themselves to suck Bill Murray's dick. I just don't understand it.
>>71552854
does she have any topless pics yet?
>>71553040
Yes. I can't wait to see the Tumblr posts about how they spent an entire weekend and hundreds of NEETbux doing nothing but seeing the movie over and over.
>>71561526
Because you were born in 1996.
>>71561909
1994, and so you're saying, it's all nostalgia? You acknowledge it's really not great, but fond childhood memories endear you to it?
>>71562029
No, I'm saying your shit taste is a result of coming out of a shitty generation.
>>71546098
The opticians.
>>71546098
Cannot wait for the fat bitch to die from a heart attack
How old is she? Please tell me she is close
>>71550854
These are all people who are expressing their disgust for mindless shoe horning and representation fueled by greed
can any smart people try to figure out how much they are projected to lose on this one?
assuming a 40-50m opening weekend?
SJW busters
>>71562100
>that mad
>>71546098
not those four
>>71562522
You tend to die of heart disease from obesity near 40, really wish that God had blessed us with bodies that died from it at 30
don't call anybody
>>71549598
do you think he sucked the directors dick to get his role?
>>71554914
how come the other grown ups on the set aren't wearing suits?
>Alienate oldschool fans because 'Fuck the old ways we don't need em!'
>Still use the same logo/location/themes/music/name as the original
>Simply including all the iconic imagery is all they need to net the 'nerd culture' crowd and the gender-bending ensures the feminists and their nu-male cohorts will want to drop by as well
Could this work?
>>71546098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0IXDaJ1Tc
>>71547130
for you
>>71546098
Amber alert.
>>71564840
not him but what a retort!
>>71546098
Would anyone else fuck the second from the right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLTRiHCN2C8
this was the last true ghostbusters
>>71561526
You're not going to get an upvote here.
>>71565594
Bank on it.
The hatedom this flick is getting from MRAs and /pol/tards means it has to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>>71546098
It would be so much better with a male cast
>>71551547
It's not that at all. Comedians that I can't relate to on any level can still make me laugh. As the other anon said, relying on audience empathy is a crutch and the mark of a bad comic. Unfortunately most comedians these days rely on it.
>>71546098
I feel bad for the black lady. Those looks must be tough to work with....
>>71546148
Wiig.
McCarthy is a talented comedic actress.
>>71547365
>Gilmore Girls
Couldn't you have written this in the beginning?
Because then I wouldn't have read the rest.
>>71567120
Would watch
>>71553572
He's not a manlet
>>71565256
Kek. The director probably sucked Hemsworth's dick to get him on board of such a shit movie.
>>71557748
>it's ok to be fat, women are beautiful at every size, anyone who says otherwise is a mysoginist!
>isn't it great that melissa mccarthy lost all that weight?
>amy schumer is DEFINITELY not above a size six!!
>>71565594
>>Alienate oldschool fans
What few old school fans of Ghosbusters there actually are, only a fraction of that number is actually triggered by muh feminism.
Of course it'll "work". It may not be a rip roaring success but it'll make enough money.
>>71561759
>feminists
>NEETbux
Do you even know what NEETbux are? Or is this some awkward jab at /tv/?
Bill Murray, to apologize and ask how he's doing
>>71562953
Who the fuck cares how much it'll sell. Either it'll sell poorly and that'll be a victory or it'll sell well and we'll be all "yeah well Justin Bieber albums sell well".
>>71567120
It would be shit, but I would probably watch it just for Terry
>>71546402
Can someone make a JUST shop of her?
>>71567120
>terry crews
everything that man touches turns to gold
>>71548425
She gets bare-ass nekkid in that
>>71569566
Was he any good in Ridiculous Six?
>>71546098
Why is left the most attractive one
>>71547365
>Keeps using the word funny and modern snl in the same sentence
Guess how I know your opinion is trash
>>71567120
trashy comedy dude
>>71570987
she looks like bacon, please.
>>71561156
Let's not forget
>>71549860
I thought she looked bangable in extract during the pool scenes
>Brad Chavez
>>71571070
Gotta keep his chi from escaping somehow.
>>71567120
So 2 jews + mall cop and based terry
Nah.
Switch out the jews and we're good. Maybe rob can stay but NO SANDLER
>>71551897
This orange and blue meme is really getting outta hand.
>>71546098
muh dick
>>71553040
Don't forget that each one of them is going to need 5 seats at least.
>>71571132
I don't even think that's how "chi" "works".
>>71571589
Well this is a man who lets Jodorowsky do tarot readings for him
