>182 FUCKING MINUTES
im not even going to bother torrenting this garbage
but you will bother to bitch about a movie you have never seen? t/v/ everyone
>>71532111
exactly, i would download capeshit and watch it ironically, but 3 fucking hours? i have better things to do with my time, like shitposting here
>>71532111
Yet everyone bitches that everyone doesn't understand this 2deep4u movie. Fuck off.
>>71531996
Thanks for sharing.
Why don't you tell us about all the other things you don't bother doing.
>>71531996
you are missing out on the best capefilm ever made anon.
>>71532262
i also dont bother pulling out of your mother
>>71532273
Best? That's a stretch, it was good though.
I wouldn't mind a cyborg movie.
He looked very cool.
>>71532370
Just watch Teen Titans.
>>71531996
Just binge watch 10 minutes of it everyday. It must suck having the attention span of a 6 year old
>>71532370
>>71532414
>>71532370
i honestly think it's the best anon.
watchmen, BvS and TDK top three.
>>71531996
>250 minutes
you should watch it to shitpost
>>71531996
it was just okay.
i don't really get how this movie can be polarizing at all. the endless threads pro or against BvS makes no sense for such an average hollywood tentpole.
27%.
Martha.
Move on.
>>71532631
Its polarizing cause its 2 "beloved" characters. this was never going to be an average movie for them it was gonna be utter garbage or people who will tell themselves and/or others that its the greatest
>>71532111
OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT TRIPS CONFIRM
>>71532658
>using /v/ memes on a movie no one gives a fuck about
BvS UE is where it is at
>>71532599
and it wasn't good, Two Towers is better in almost every way.
Hello
>>71532658
the martha thing was actually reasonable and decently solved. there's hundreds of worst things in that movie you could focus on, but again, is precisely what you expect in any hollywood movie.
not art, by far, but a very apt popcorn film.
>>71532809
you are kidding? ROTK is a masterpiece
>>71532809
>>71532846
and yet Fellowship is still best
>>71532588
Watchmen
Winter Soldier
TDK
Thor
BvS was just too serious for its own good.
So no. 5
Just another point.
The whole Marvel vs DC thing today feels just like my child hood comic book experiences.
The DC stuff were always the most serious and Marvel to me always had the coolest "ooh I wish I could be like x" characters.
The cinematic universe is pretty much the same, and I love it.
>>71532903
>Thor
not even Thor like's Thor
>>71531996
I'm a third of the way through this shit
don't watch it, it's fucking awful
>>71532954
C'mon Thor is just popcorn awesomeness.
>Using internet your parents pay to illegally download a movie to make fun of it to strangers on said internet.
Oh I'm wewing.
>>71533079
what if you buy the movie on blu ray and then download a copy?
>>71531996
lmao kino isn't for the feeble of mind and body
the fact that you're complaining about the length proves that you're not a serious cinema watcher, just a filthy casual
But it's good
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was this supposed to be funny?
>>71533027
it's worse than Batman v Superman theatrical cut
>>71533321
No.
>>71532903
eh i disagree but everyone has different tastes. i like the darker stuff. thor and winter solider sometimes went for the easy joke over substance so i rate them lower (i did like both though)
>>71533415
yes
>>71533418
> thor and winter solider sometimes went for the easy joke over substance so i rate them lower (i did like both though)
You're right about Marvel being more quipy.
The thing is with DC I have to be in the mood for the movies, because they're so dark and serious. Marvel is more comfy buuuuuuuut yes they're more shallow.
Blond vs Brunet and all that :)
I think its just great that we live in an age where we get to have all these story choices.
>>71533510
ummm wtf is this
>>71533510
By Odin you will feel my hammer!
>>71533597
You misunderstand. The complete lack of quips and humor in BvS is a reconstruction of the entire comedy genre. Humor in the film is portrayed as its opposite. Therefore, the lack of humor is the humor itself, which is the entire joke. It's actually one of the greatest comedy films ever made in this way.
>>71533622
Thor comics today
>>71533643
someone's triggered
>>71533738
>someone's triggered
Na man, just an excuse to dump some thor pics.
>>71533793
i caN respect that. original thor is pretty good in the comics
>>71533722
shut the fuck up retard.
>>71533829
Epic mythology.
>>71533897
I suppose you hate what you don't understand. Go ahead. Hate away. You'll still be a plebe.
>>71531996
Why did everyone hate on this?
Just finished it (the ultimate edition) and I have to say, it was actually good. The cinematography was fucking amazing. the pacing was good, the acting was decent enough for a capeshit film (was actually surprised at Eisenberg's performance, also Wonder Woman was amazing), and the effects were fantastic.The whole thing with OMG MARTHA IS MY MOM'S NAME TOO xDxD was retarded, but still
All in all, I had low expectations going in and came out pretty surprised. Would definitely say it's a solid 7/10. Borderline capekino.
>>71534121
i agree, it's not without faults but it was overall very good and a cinematic universe I want to see more of
>>71534121
It's really a 9/10. Your mind was just poisoned by all the negativity. If you look at the cultural symbolism alone, the film is one of the greats of the past ten years. It's a shame Marvel damaged its box office gross by paying reviewers to give it bad reviews.
>>71533722
>>71533960
>>71534276
same fag falseflagging.
>>71534304
You're retarded. The films are fucking good, you faggot. BvS blew the MCU out of the fucking water and would have done better if it weren't for Disney's dirty tricks. You're a cunt.
