UNSCHEDULED OFFGOOLD ACTIVATION
>>71528756
I thought that was a sombrero in the thumbnail.
>>71528962
great, now that's all I can see. ARRIBA!!
>>71528756
Did we ever get an evil Hammond in the show? I can remember evil everyone else, but not him. The worst I think was when he was under Hathor's mind control.
>This show ran almost a decade. Hell, it was longer than that in all of its different forms. It was filmed outside the US so it kind of stayed beneath the radar as far as gossip. One of the actors who was on a couple of different versions of the show also had the most drama surrounding him. He would sleep in his trailer a lot because his girlfriend at the time and now wife would catch him cheating. He left her so many times that no one ever knew if they were together until she would invariably come to the set screaming for him. I’m shocked they are still together after the horror stories she and the cast have shared about the relationship. He doesn’t get much work any longer because of his reputation from the show. Michael Shanks/Lexa Doig ("Stargate SG-1"; "Stargate: Atlantis"; "SGU Stargate Universe"; "Stargate SG-1: Children of the Gods - Final Cut (Video)"; "Stargate: Continuum (Video)"; "Stargate: The Ark of Truth (Video)"
>>71529831
Source?
>>71530858
agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/JUNE.html
>>71529831
wow when I watch the show I always manage to forget how much of a chick magnet Shanks was/(is?). Really gives credit to his acting skills.
What did the Ancients build this shit for?
Was he autistic?
>>71529831
>Lexa Doig
But they cast her in season 9 and 10 as the doctor. Why would they if she/they caused a lot of drama for years?
>>71531798
To dial 9 chevrons and go to the Destiny.
It just supplied ridiculous power to the Stargate, but without an exit, it just exploded the thing
>>71529831
Shanks is so pretty I totally buy that he was batting off sluts left and right. But I just don't get why horndogs bother with the whole marriage thing. I have a friend who was the exact same way. He'd pull chicks just walking to get his mail, and for some reason he just decided to get married out of the blue. One year in and he was already cheating. Year 2 he got her pregnant. They didn't make it to year 3. Now he's a sadsack alkie living with his mom. And he still bangs anything that strays into his orbit. Amazing really. His life for the last 5 years has been like watching the slowest car wreck ever.
>>71532201
The what destiny?
>>71532472
The ship from Stargate Universe.
It was an Ancient exploration ship back from the old days that needed 9 Chevrons and all the power of entire planet to get to
I only wish a 3rd movie or one last season about stargate becoming public was made to finish it off right
>>71528756
daily reminder that SGU was the best show ever and if given more time would of reveled to us that god exists and their was a creator of the universe
>>71528756
Off-world, faggot.
>>71532891
Let's not be hasty, Master Anon.
SGU had potential. It really did.
It had a rough start trying to be something it shouldn't have been.
But it started to come into itself.
It could have been DS9 to SG1's TNG.
Shit like Rush shooting that operative in the face immediately instead of listening to his demands was great.
People complained about Eli, but the core of his character is fine. The issue was that he didn't suffer enough.
SGU should have been Oregon Trail: In Space.
By it's end, it was halfway there
>>71533319
SGU could have been great if it wasn't Retcon: The Series
>story is about a bunch of people suddenly trapped on an alien spaceship on the other side of the universe, traveling God knows where, having no orders, instructions or generally any clue
>give them magic stones to let them contact Earth and have sex in other people's bodies
>a bunch of Lucian Alliance soldiers are now stuck on the ship and everyone has to figure out how to live with and trust former enemy
>jk, all but one die an episode or two later
>Colonel Young gets so pissed on Rush, he leaves him to die on some barren rock
>Rush is 100% fine an episode or two later and there are no consequences for anybody
>due to some weird space-time stuff I can't remember, there are now two Telfords
>immediately kill one of them so we don't have to deal with our writing
>kill off Eli's waifu
>actually, her consciousness was magically stored somewhere, you can now talk to her and maybe clone her or something in the next season
I could go on and on
>>71533804
>>due to some weird space-time stuff I can't remember, there are now two Telfords
>>immediately kill one of them so we don't have to deal with our writing
Literally why Farscape is based as fuck
>>71533804
It's like throwing darts and plots pointa and seeing what sticks
>>71534146
Why not both?
>>71533319
I think is main problem it cut out a lot of the cheese had joking that made the first 2 series so appealing to casual viewers and made it far to dark and serious for the old fans but the back story to destiny's mission was epic the planet that appeared out of nowhere in space with the monolith 3 miles high was beyond epic I hope the movie coming out soon try's to touch on some of these things SGU is the enterprise of the star gate universe .
>>71534325
>that Carter
>>71534357
>>71529831
Did he seriously cheat on Lexa...fuck sakes.
>>71529831
>Cheating on Lexa Doig
WTF.
>>71532891
I miss the daily "hey guys let's fix the galactica" threads.
>>71536517
How many years ago was that?
It feels like yesterday
>>71537009
>SGU ended in 2011
>>71537347
That can't be possible. That was 5 years ago.
Fuck SGU. Like really fuck it. It had nothing to do with Stargate whatsoever except for the titular device and the thin as fuck Ancient lore that the writers apparently couldn't give two fucks about considering all the bullshit contrived intergalactic stone communication lesbian sex shit they pulled every fucking episode. "Guys guys how about we make a Stargate show about an even ancienter ship that the Ancients sent off into the far off void to explore and seed the universe with Stargates, but no wait let's also add all this unnecessary nonsense bullshit no one gives any fuck about. Let's also just add this forced fat wow playing nerd insert who lives in his mommy's basement and for no good reason knows Ancient technology like no other, that'd be awesome lmao". Fuck the drama and fuck the fucking show right in the fucking ass.
The last episodes of the second season added some good suspense with those damn drones that terrorized them but it couldn't salvage what the writers did before.
SGU - Or how to remove everything that is actually Stargate
>>71529831
DANIEL U DAWG
>>71537663
>remove everything that is actually Stargate
No. This was the worst propaganda that killed the show. The Stargate was very much the heart of the show. They even showed the factories for a second! The stuff people like you hated was the stuff that didn't appeal to your virginal "nerd-core" ideals. You guys accepted RDA and Shepard as Kirk's because they didn't represent you but the moment sexuality became a central plot point the autists revolted. The sad thing is that SGU is tame as hell these days. Literally every new Syfy original has a Zero G sex scene.
>>71529725
IIRC he was an unapologetic machiavellian government stooge in one of the alternate reality episodes. Not sure if you would classify that as evil.
Asgard had the best ships.
>>71535776
>at least Teal'c will never give you a handjob
>>71538068
Bullfuck. The show introduces the prototype of the gates and then does nothing with it, instead cuts to insignificant shit on Earth for whatever reason completely betraying its premise of stranded strangers deep in the universe's ass who have to get by on their own. Both previous shows had more technobabble and plots about the gates themselves than the acid shitstain that is SGFUCKU.
>>71538620
No. SGU never pretended they were Robinson Crusoe. One of the main draws of Stargate was the contemporary setting. The stones were perfectly in line with that, and if anything they did a good job of accentuating that distance. There was obviously something else going on with the stones beyond just cucking if you were paying attention.
>>71537948
>MacGuyver wearing the airforce maternity uniform
>>71539030
Yeah SGU didn't change the tone at all. The stones are one of the primary reasons why the show is shit.
>>71529831
So did he marry the actress that played sha're or just have a kid with her?
>>71537948
>Is your chevron locked or are you just happy to see me?
>>71539458
reddit arrows are how we express sarcasm, new friend.
>
the thumbnail looks like he's wearing a sombrero
>>71539564
>knows reddit techniques
That explains everything.
>>71538127
In "The Road Untaken" I think was the name, yeah, he was an officer under despot Landry.
>>71539648
No. I started the UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATIONS.
>>71539747
GOOLD?
>>71539834
Trying to power through Andromeda (season 3), nothing but filler episodes. Already seen SG1, Enterprise and Farscape twice (Lexx once). Have I missed any comfy shows out there?
>>71539926
As far as new shit goes, The Expanse is a good thriller series, good production values for Syphilis Channel.
As far as "comfy goes", the Canada Syphilis Channel has "Dark Matter", which is by two of the main writers of the Stargate series.
It's all on Netflix now.
It's pretty basic, but it gets comfy if you binge it
>>71539736
Cheers, m8 - that's the episode I was thinking of.
Reminder that Twin Peaks is Stargate canon.
>>71539466
>>71540127
I've watched Dark Matter and Expanse 1st seasons, but they were too Battlestar for my taste.
Comfy in this case is a show that is mostly political correctness free (no homosex/r9k/gender-shifting/space muslims).
Is Babylon 5 worth a look?
>>71539926
babylon 5 is good
>>71540534
Goodness me, those thighs on the left.
>>71540534
B5 is pretty fanfic tier.
There are some great moments but a lot of eye rolling.
There is a race of space-elves that the writers just can't stop jerking themselves off to.
I'd still recommend it.
I'd say it's like... Season 2 of TNG levels of good vs bad.This is a gay character, but it is very subtle. If you don't look for it, you won't find it
How can straight men hate this goddess?
>>71541288
Glad you could make it, Hooters.
Sad to see AIDS Teal'c @1:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
Christopher Judge sticky incoming.
>>71541699
>a 20 year old male with a voice of a pre-pubescent boy
Thanks, doc
>>71541699
#ProudToBe Mentally Stable
>>71542014
>2016
>not being wacko
>>71542312
So maybe that means not being wacko is the most wacko thing to be these days.
>>71540627
>B5 is pretty fanfic tier.
Except that it's the only legitimate space opera series, and its overarching plotlines and character development are to this day unmatched in science fiction.
>>71532891
>daily reminder that SGU was the best show ever
Absolutely not, it was a great premise but the miscasting, the poor writing, the entire Eli character, and the shallow plot devices ruined it early.
It would have been the equivalent of DS9, or at least Voyager, but instead it was two seasons of nigh unwatchable shit.
>>71529831
When you're as perfect a male form as Michael Shanks, there is literally nothing you can do to avoid women, they will throw themselves at you and do everything in their power to make you fuck them. Doubly so if you're in a relationship.
>>71539926
>nothing but filler episodes.
The showrunner for Andromeda got fired after Season 1 because he wanted to have too many overarching episode while Kevin Sorbo wanted more Hercules in space episodes.
>>71542567
>character development are to this day unmatched in science fiction.
DS9
Admitedly the overarching plot is unmatched but character shift around each season however they like.
S1 G'kar was a pervert and an opportunist.
Then he became fucking alien Muhammed.
There were so many character mistakes all over.
And let's not pretend that the fucking Minbari didn't become holy elves.
Fucking Delenn
It had potential but the writers had no discipline. Everyone had to become the greatest.
>>71542515
I completely agree.
>>71542643
Huh, I never researched the series, but that explains everything.
>>71542712
There's a big gap between talk and action. Armchair morality serves no one.
>>71542902
I don't necessarily disagree with you, but culture change is the long game.
The """right""" (whatever flavor you are, even the moderate left in this climate) is like the Tok'Ra's approach to galactic change in that respect.
>>71539926
Space: Above and Beyond
>>71532891
daily reminder that the pilot of SGU was the best show ever.... once the show got going it kind of sucked
>>71532891
>>71543699
SGU was pure kino.
>>71542680
>S1 G'kar was a pervert and an opportunist.
>Then he became fucking alien Muhammed.
You mean he developed as a character and found faith?
Worf ruined DS9. He is a character development black hole who has not developed since TNG season 2.
Babylon Five is grand space opera, the story lines and politics are miles above everything.
DS9 comes second, but that was just a direct copy of B5 to stop it from stealing the TNG trekkie audience.
>>71528756
GOO AHH OOOOWALD
>>71544075
>>71540337
What about X Files?
>>71544075
KREE
>>71528756
UNSCHEGOOLD OFFGOOLD ACTIVAGOOLD
GoooOoooOOooooold
Ay niqqa i dun goolt' ya bitch huhuhuhu birdman respek
Best SGU Character coming thru.
>>71543915
>hey bad guys why dont you leave the galaxy
>they actually do it
B5 has good plot but its so full of crap and disappointment its almost not worth watching.
>>71544661
>not Rush
you are incorrect sir
>>71544755
Greer had subtlety, though.
>>71544661
>le insubordinate muhrine
What group of people does that appeal to?
>>71544805
He was never insubordinate, you pleb.
>>71544845
Didn't he start the show in marine-jail?
>>71544877
For yelling at an HR chick. Not a commanding officer.
>>71536517
i found myself thinking of this and the cartoon derivations of this image and i think my brain broke because now i'm just laughing
Cut to it, Captain.
>>71544900
>Before the base attack that led to the evacuation to Destiny, he was imprisoned and awaiting court martial for assaulting Colonel Telford in front of a staff meeting at Icarus base prior to the attack.
Check again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Greer_(Stargate)
>>71537948
didnt teal'c give a creepy smile in this scene
who's the best and why is itmaybourne
>>71543263
Was watching the pilot until LotR flutes began playing during the conflicted couple scene. Got anything else?
>>71545176
>no spinoff Jack and Maybourne buddy cop procedural
life is suffering
>>71545805
>mad about music
Bear McCreary can't do EVERYFUCKINGTHING
I wish he did, but still...
>>71545805
Keep watching. The romance thingy is only in the pilot really.
>>71545859
>>71545898
>If the genocidal aliens heard this musical piece written by Mozart for commercial reasons, they would have surely reconsidered exterminating our wretched society.
anyone else think the original movie is the best?
>>71546211
It's pretty good.
>>71546136
>>71546211
It's too generic tb h.
>>71546211
Nope. It's a fairly generic adventure movie desu. O'neil is so bland imo too.
>>71546211
Full HD ruined it.
>>71532250
JUST
>>71546211
Well, it had best girl.
Stargate reboot trilogy moving forward, all roles will be recast but Emmerich hints James Spader and Kurt Russell may have cameos
He also stated that the new movies would adapt "elements" of SG-1, such as a team dynamic as opposed to the original focus on the duo O'Neil/Jackson
http://www.gateworld.net/news/2016/06/stargate-reboot-will-embrace-elements-of-sg-1/
http://collider.com/stargate-reboot-dean-devlin/
http://variety.com/2016/film/spotlight/stargate-reboot-trilogy-roland-emmerich-dean-devlin-1201795494/
>>71549453
I'm worried.
Spader and Russell made that movie.
Spader in particular was a great Jackson.
>>71548977
I liked his dynamic with the tribal boy and Jackson.
He didn't have an overt personality, but the reserved nature was portrayed very well.
>>71549480
I thought it aged like milk, and the Spader/Russell shenanigans and a few cool bits here and there are all that survived he passage of time.
>>71549521
I watch it now and then.
I always get a kick out of it.
>>71549480
>Spader and Russell made that movie.
they're just way too old now for the parts
but it would be neat if they could cameo in smaller roles, like russell could play general west and spader could be nu-daniel's egyptology professor or something
>>71549583
Oh, I wasn't saying they shouldn't be recast.
They definitely are too old.
Just worried about how they're going to find new actors to fill those shoes.
ID: Resurgence wasn't hope inspiring with the new blood.
>>71549601
well either michael cera or jesse eisenberg are obviously gonna play daniel
and i'm rooting for henry rollins (2 Ls) as o'neil
>>71549654
It'll clearly be Miles Teller as the new Daniel.
I'd actually think Spader's cameo would be better used for the skeptic at the beginning who heckles him.
>>71549680
>I'd actually think Spader's cameo would be better used for the skeptic at the beginning who heckles him.
yes that's perfect. unfortunately emmerich is probably too dumb to think of that.
>>71549730
Yet, disappointingly, no longer the right dumb to produce an entertainingly simplistic romp.
>>71543883
Oh yeah, they had online Kinosodes after a lot of the episodes had aired. I forgot about that.
If the main show was more in the style of those, some were pretty funny, then it might've lasted longer.
But the Destiny itself was a great looking ship, grungy but functional. I wish they'd explored more of it rather than just the usual three or four locations.
Can we all agree the best episode of SGU is the one where they all died horrible deaths.
Twice?
>>71543883
>>71549827
>tfw eli got to watch kinokino, making him the ultimate patrician of the universe
>>71540522
>it actually looks like jak daniels
ssweet baby jesus what a QT
>>71549453
>Stargate reboot trilogy moving forward
Independence Day: X-Com wasn't all the great but it was kind of a guilty pleasure watch and it made me hopeful that the new Stargate won't be absolute garbage.
But with ID4-2 being a critical and a commercial flop, is Stargate even going to be allowed to be made?
Regardless, the original movie wasn't that great and I'm not sure the new ones will be. Well they'll probably be better than Universe.
Another problem is that David Arnold doesn't seem to be composing anymore and one of the best parts about Stargate (and curiously the original Independence Day as well) was the score.
>>71550166
>one of the best parts about Stargate (and curiously the original Independence Day as well) was the score
mah nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9-tu-7V9jQ
god I miss the 90s
let me guess, IDR has none of that
Hermiod is my asgardfu.
>>71550631
Nah, it's just a generic cinematic score that plays the ID theme cue once every half an hour.
>>71532201
Holy shit, that actually makes sense.
>>71550802
god dammit roland
>>71545176
Jaaaaack
>>71549453
>Stargate Reboot "Trilogy"
>Retcon of SG-1
Germans ruin everything once again.
>>71529831
>Cheating on Rommy
He's secretly gay isnt he?
>>71550966
My dick.
All night.
Thanks for the memories Lexa.
>>71550994
Hi anon, miss me?
>it's a teal'c gets stung by an alien radioactive insect and becomes the mosquito man episode
>>71551230
If i pull out the Goold larva will you die?
>>71551273
it would cause me and my symbiote great pain
daniel jackson
>>71528962
>>71529649
can't unsee
>>71551124
the original you, yes
>>71551124
>>71551488
I hated the last season of that show, it went full JUST more than any show I've ever seen in my life.
>>71541288
Madness!
>>71541288
>>71551591
Does she ever show her dick?
>>71551538
i only watched it for the chicks
>>71551538
IMO it was just random episode following random episode, no red line or plot or anything.
>>71551679
>>71541288
>>71551591
>>71551781
ME WANT MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKIES
>>71551781
Anyone else feel like they should reboot the Stargate TV show and take it back to it's Egyptian roots?
Seasons 1-5 were by far the best. After they killed Apophis it started going downhill.
>>71552022
>After they killed Apophis it started going downhill.
Anubis and Baal were GOAT villains though.
>>71552045
Basket Baal was about as good as Apophis, and Anubis was good but not as good as the other two. Really, the Ori was where I lost interest. It was too late in the show to change it up that much. Honestly I think the Ori should have been saved for one of the spinoff shows and SG1 should have stayed as the "Egyptian" show.
>>71552022
>take it back to it's Egyptian roots
well that's obviously what the new movies are going to do
>>71552129
The Ori were fucking GOAT villains. If the show had gotten two more seasons, everyone would have loved them.
>>71552793
>mfw the ori fleet came through the supergate
i loved the ori because they brought a real sense of danger back to the show. the goa'uld had become a total joke by s8. too bad ark of truth was such a half baked mess
>Thor was played by Jackson putting on an English accent
>>71552950
>mfw the ori fleet came through the supergate
Seriously. No season finale as ever been that epic.
Two human ship, literally a dozen Ha'tak, of the galaxy's best ship all stacked together to fight the Ori. Teal'c comes with reinforcement with three more ships.
You've seen 8 fucking seasons of the human side gaining ground and power And it all gets fucking destroyed in a single fight. Everything in fucking ruin. Everyone dead.
Like, wow, fucking wow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg4Jdv0OThM
>that fucking epic choir of death music
>mfw at the end of that episode
>ark of truth was such a half baked mess
Imagine the Ark of Truth but as two seasons worth of content.
Imagine the IoA being so fucked with the Ori destroying literally everything that they are forced to release the Replicators.
Magic versus technology.
Or we can go one step above that. The Ori beat the Replicators and the Wraith come and join the war with humans doing their best to fuck up both sides but somewhat helping the Wraith but not letting them become too big.
>>71553222
>but not letting them become too big
>>71553420
Oh god.
>>71551230
Daniel Jackson
I'm Jaffa
>>71554143
for Yu
>>71554188
>every joke
>every variation
>>71554188
Uh you don't get to bring System Lords
>>71543116
>tfw Amanda tapping will never be your wife
>>71554349
Replicarter will never dominate you
>>71554349
Can't believe she's 50 years old
>>71554349
i was soooo badly in love with her as a teenager, it's not even funny. i still get all melancholical thinking about it.
>>71554455
jdimsa...
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>>71532250
>I just don't get why horndogs bother with the whole marriage thing.
Because
I
Want
To
Fit
In
>>71549836
I liked Epilogue more, but that's a great one too.
>>71554662
That's a close second for me.
With the horrible deaths episode, I loved the sense of doom and urgency.
Felt exciting.
