Is it possible to Torrent and Chill?
Or do you need Netflix to chill?
Has anybody here ever torrent and chilled?
no, women are consumerist whores who will freak out if you aren't submitting your monthly due of $12 to (((netflix))) omg you're so cheap anon
Torrent and chill works better since you have a few minutes to spare while the movie is downloading, just enough time for a quick chill session.
>>71528004
t. a NEET
>>71527969
This might be the most autistic question I've ever seen asked here
No but I know how to sage and filter
Watch me
>>71528001
utorrent 2.2.1 is kino you plebe
I have
girls aren't concerned how you obtained the movie
>>71528154
>girls aren't concerned how you obtained the movie
your mom doesn't count
>not using popcorn time
Is this what tv become?
>>71528004
This
No self respecting woman- ie your typical whore willing to put out- is never going to agree to some nerdy ass "torrent & chill" like wtf is that, she'll say
All you really need to say (if ur d8 is a dumb broad) us "Eyy bby, just bought these movies off iTUNES let's chill" as you load up HERBIE.FULLY.LOADED.2003.dvdH.263.YIFY and they'll be none the wiser
>>71528846
>not using PTP
>>71527969
No it's not possible
>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I find it for her on torrent sites
>I download the movie in 15 mins while I make some drinks for us. Thought it was a pretty smooth move during the wait
>I go to my HDTV and I pull out the HDMI cable
>she's like um what are you doing
>I say I'm going to hook up the laptop to the TV to watch the movie
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
>she says "um you know...I think I have to call it a night I just remembered I have to get some stuff done before work"
>I ask her if anything is wrong
>She says nothing, nothing
>I ask her if she's sure and she says yes and I walk her to my door.
>I tell her goodnight and she is like ok goodnight and she walks out.
>>71529323
>not just opening popcorn time and searching name of it and ta-dah its done
Kek
>>71529323
Well you asked out a girl so you got much farther then I ever will
>>71529323
is this becoming a new pasta?
>>71529323
This is already becoming a copypasta?
>>71529400
Isn't popcorn time shut down?
>>71527969
>utorrent
>>71528079
>5 year old torrent client
>>71528079
an outdated version with security issues is kino? no it is not, reddit
>>71529792
>>71529782
>muh security issues
name 1.
Go buy a chromecast for like 30 dollars and set up plex on your computer to stream to the chromecast. Works exactly like netflix, but this is assuming your computer isn't complete shit.
>there are people living on this planet that don't use utorrent 2.2.1
horrifying
>>71529983
>using a 6 year old torrent client
It's like you want a rootkit on your system
>mfw I the torrent the latest capeshit and GoT YIFY with my uTorrent
>>71530051
>le rootkit may may
>>71529830
it's not botnet like newer utorrent
>>71530070
>MFW I seed public torrents >1:1
>>71528742
Yours doesn't mind how I get the movie
She doesn't give a fuck about the movie
>>71529409
what episode of xavier guardian angel is this picture
>>71528004
>complains about $12 a month for a luxury item
>also hates the Jews
>>71528079
thats not what kino means dumbass
>also using proprietary jew software
>>71529830
>>71530051
look faglords stop being a retard and use Deluge or something, uTorrent is old and outdated as balls
>>71529409
OOOH FRITTATA
>>71529692
the original one was shut down but after that about 3 or 4 forks came up
>>71527969
yes
>hey femanon, want to come over and watch [movie/show]?
not everything has to be "______ and chill" meme you fucking fagola
>>71527969
>not using popcorntime
>>71528001
>posting finnish girl that gotYERROW'D
>>71530378
why fix what ain't broke? 2.2.1 still has the smallest resource footprint of any client
Besides my mom and other female family members, I've never 'chilled' and watched a movie alone with a girl.
I'm 24
>>71527969
Torrent netflix
https://popcorntime.sh/en-US
>>71530337
chief beef loco
>>71530677
ROFL
>>71529455
>>71529507
I knew this thread was fucking familiar
>>71530353
I'm not against Netflix's price, I'm against their garbage selection
>>71527969
qBittorent masterace reporting
>>71531717
>using qstalledmeme
>>71527969
YIFY and mouth-breathe
>arguing over which torrent client is best
my vagina right now
>>71532389
mm me want fuk
>>71532452
that's something you never will, with anyone
>>71532389
what, full of sand?
>invite girl over
>she says she wants to watch movie
>find torrent
>while downloading we talk and get snacks
>watch film
>fuck afterwards
wew lad
>>71529323
>le epic /tv/ copypasta
>>71532473
autism
>>71530615
>proprietary
>>71531717
qbittorrent is shit
>>71529323
Lmao I can see this happening, it's not that far-fetched
>Keep my newest files on my desktop until I watch them
>Hardly ever watch movies so they're pushed to the side with my porn
>Sometimes I'll open up a blacked episode instead of a flick
>Think to myself "this would be funny to tell /tv/ about if I had a girl over and this happened"
>tfw getting a gf
>not having netflix is a concern
BTN and PTP are pretty quick, but I don't know if it's quick enough
>>71528065
WATCH ME
>>71528969
Remember when people were saying egghead was the shooter in that one fairly recent killing spree?
>>71533870
>BTN and PTP
you dont need netflix
>>71527969
yes
>>71529323
I know this is pasta, but assuming it happened that's just spaghetti spilling/that woman being stupid
in that situation you have to put it on her for thinking it's weird, just be like "what the fuck is your problem?"
I would watch tons of torrented shit with my GF, she was a turbonormie and would just be like "wow you're so smart, it's nice that you know about all this stuff"
>>71527969
>torrent everything
>stream to big screen hi def TV via PS4
>surround sound 7.1 works fantastic
Literally the best way to do it senpai.
>mfw no gf
>25 yo KLHLV
>mfw I YIFY everything and post A:10 V:10 TH YIFY on all torrents
>mfw even if I woul get a gf, I am not gonna stop being a YIFYbro
who else /YIFY/ here, senpai?
>>71533870
nigga just slap kodi on a shitty old pc and configure sickrage and couch potato for BTN and PTP
>>71534222
yify is pretty cool i download mad yifys on my phone and watch them at work when im posta be workin
>>71533870
lol you're fucked. just come off the nine bucks you jew
>>71528065
Watch me bump the thread you saged
>>71534368
I'm not paying the jews
>qbittorrent and chill
>she's 16 year old
>I'm 22
>i download the witch
>1 hour in to the movie
>she says she's bored
>kinda disappointed since I was getting in to the movie
>have sex with her
>faint smell of sweat
>not completely shaven
>she's boring and only talks about high school
>finish the witch afterwards on my own
16 year old girls suck bro's
what the fuck
what's wrong with Deluge?
you fags hate every fucking thing, I swear to Christ
>>71535977
the best thing is a petite girl your own age
cute as 16, mature as 24
>>71528065
>>71533907
>>71534445
watch me watching you guys watching each other watching everyone else
>when you play a bitch some movies on your HD Media player and she reports you to the police after
>>71528004
Yeah, thats EXACTLY why women wont date you
>>71527969
I brought a girl from college (UK) over to my house and we watched movies I had downloaded from the night before on my ps3 curled up on my bed. It's not like on the computer where you have to go through files, it was all on my TV and just a click of a button, nothing conspicuous about it. She never asked where it was from, for all she knew it was a blu-ray, it's probably the same as if you played it on the computer. I think we watched Hugo. Pretty cozy time in my life, that you for reminding me about it OP.
nigga I was streaming kodi from my phone onto chromecast and chilling once. you can do anything in this life
>>71536595
>streaming kodi from my phone onto chromecast
lol wat
I Popcorn Time and Chill.
Pretty much Netflix for pirates.
>>71536479
>implying he doesn't have 12131231313123 pussies in his face every second
DELUGE IS BEST CLIENT
>>71528004
Just download in sequential order and play it in vlc its essentially streaming with torrents
>mucus eating and chill isn't thing yet
so i was like utorrent and chill with this girl and she started laughing at me and talking about how azures was better and i said ok and started to dl it (with utorrent.. how ironic) but before it finished the guy nextdoor (black, 6'4, on the lacrosse team) came over and said he used qbittorent and the girl i was with started to look exited and they started talking about seedratios and i stammered something about stalling (cant really remember i was pretty upset) but they left together and now i can hear moaning and cars 2 through the wall anyway
should i start using azures?
>>71528061
Patrician lifestyle.
>>71527969
gf is all about streaming since one time I taught her how to torrent and she said that was the reason her Mac broke down.
>>71533656
shut you're whore mouth
>>71529216
fuckin lol'd at work. glad no ones around.
>>71537887
>she said that was the reason her Mac broke down.
lol
>>71537507
I use deluge but not enthusiastically. lots of shit I have to deal with
She's not fucking you because of a movie, she's fucking you because of a brand. Netflix is a brand and you must have it. There's a difference between Nike and some bullshit gear no one ever heard about, between Audi and Skoda etc. etc.
I lost my virginity from torrent and chilling.
I'm really fucking handsome though so yall niggas are gonna need Netflix and anything else you can get to help you.
>Tfw PC hooked up to tv with wireless kbm
>Tfw I have netflix and torrents and games and internet all on one channel
>>71538840
>I lost my virginity from torrent and chilling.
sure kid
>>71534014
>I would watch tons of torrented shit with my GF, she was a turbonormie and would just be like "wow you're so smart, it's nice that you know about all this stuff"
My ex thought I was some computer wizard for knowing how to torrent.
IT'S LITERALLY A PROGRAM AND SOME WEBSITES
Women like looking through the different options on Netflix with pictures. They don't want to look at your shitty xxixsiREPACK720pAvengers.2011.mkv external hard drive shit
>>71539447
I did. I downloaded Shaun of the Dead and got drunk with a grill from school in my bedroom and fucked her.
These things happen when you're not a complete fucking /reddit9k/ loser. See >>71539463, bitches that don't know about computers get wet from that shit. We're modern pirates, and pirates get bitches soakin.
>My mom wants to download music like I do
>Download utorrent and show her how it works
>Bookmark kat
>"Kickass torrents? I don't want to use this site. They shouldnt be swearing if theyre trying to run a business"
I torrent and chill with myself since I don't feel a need or want to connect with other humans.
>>71539596
lel she sounds fucking dumb you should hook me up with her bro
>>71539624
Cool she's single and lonely since her thyroid condition caused her to gain 100 lbs after the stress of my dying
>>71539503
Just show them this: seventorrents.one/Movies/Browse.aspx
Let them pick a movie. Chill while downloading. Watch the movie and chill if it gets boring.
>>71539700
G-G-G-G-GHOST!
>>71539700
BEGONE GHOST
>>71539700
Sorry I'm not dating some chick with a ghost kid.
>Hey pick a movie to watch, it can be literally anything
>Okay now itll take like ten minutes max lets make conversation or smoke a bowl
>Oh its done lets watch
>>71539882
>smoke a bowl
Fuck outta here drug addict degenerate.
>>71539882
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>71539820
>>71539787
>>71539746
haha my dads dead
>>71539905
>>71539939
>2011+3^2-4
>Not knowing all sluts smoke weed
>>71539939
>>71539905
>normal people dont smoke weed
>>71540058
>>71540175
DUDE ALL MY FRIENDS DO IT SO I'LL DO IT TOO LMAO
DUDE NO THOUGHTS OF MY OWN LMAO
DUDE IT MAKES ME SILLY AND LAUGH LMAO
Enjoy your anxiety and wasted money degenerates
>>71540058
>>71540175
Quit samefagging you doper degenerate. Enjoy dying in a gutter with hobo cum drying on your lips.
>>71527969
It worked before streaming services. That was about it.
>>71540239
DUDE ASSUMING
>>71540239
Autism and projection
>>71540268
mildly okay b8
gg senpai
>>71540361
You're the one that's going to spend eternity in Hell because you couldn't keep the marijuana needle out of your arm. I'm going to pray for you.
>>71527969
I have but only with gfs who already knew about my sinful ways
>gf
>>71529323
Why are normies so dogmatic?
>>71540239
DUDE ALCOHOL IS WORST LMAO
and they do both things
>>71527969
>>71527969
Yeah, I have many times.
I often watch movies with my gf now and we always torrent. I haven't paid for a movie in ages.
>>71528004
Found the autismo.
>>71527969
watched a torrented version of seven psychopaths then fucked this chubby jewish chick. i couldnt even finish. that was over two years ago now
i hate my life
>invite a girl over
>she wants to watch Jessica Jones
>no problem I tell her I'll just download 720p rips from KAT
>she rolls her eyes
>download finishes
>I start the show
>VLC my default player opens up
>She rolls her eyes in disgusts and leaves my apartment
I don't understand the anti VLC meme at all but its real.
>>71540869
>invite a girl over
>she wants to watch Jessica Jones
>no problem I tell her I'll just download from uTorrent and use VLC
>she says she only date guys with MPC-HC and qBittorent
>She rolls her eyes in disgusts and leaves my apartment
>>71541105
>invite a girl over
>she wants to watch Jessica Jones
>no problem I tell her I'll just download from KAT
>she says she only date guys who download from 1337x
>She rolls her eyes in disgusts and leaves my apartment
>>71527969
Try Kodi and chill.
>>71540715
WORSE*
too much Klonopin... *sigh*
>>71530511
Stop posting this you cunt. Popcorn Time got shut down well over 12 months ago.
I've literally shown attractive women from Tinder the Bane scene to explain the meme to them (I don't mention where it's from, I just point out why it's funny) and then have a laugh about it and reference in during the night
Not every girl, but a good amount. I'm sure most wouldn't believe they are attractive or that this is even true, but it is.
>>71533656
it works for me
>>71527969
utorrent
>>71540869
Told you guys this happens IRL
Hey baby, wanna come over and
Amazon Prime Video and chill?
>>71543423
um that's not Netflix you loser. go away.
>>71542223
Why do you hate utorrent, im not from USA i can put a banner on my house "IM USING TORRENTS" nobody would care. Third wolrd benefits.
>>71544125
except you are poor.
>>71527969
I have, I remember putting on that rebooted evil dead movie and going at it, the key is to have things setup beforehand, and not show her your mad skillz
i guess, i mean, i just told her i could just play the dl'ed movie from my computer to the ps4 and she was cool with it
I fucked my gf while torrenting Stalker and we watched it right after lol
>>71527969
If you're a cool guy, it don't matter what the fuck you do. You can take her back to your place and show her fucking anime. If she's going back to your place, you'd REALLY have to fuck things up to not get into her pants.
I lost my virginity thanks to Netflix & chill five years ago (before Netflix & chill was even a thing). We flirted during Suspiria and I fucked her while Fear & Loathing was on.
>>71544617
wheres your ferrari m8? Working class is same no matter where you go. Ive traveled, we all have a car, house, and one vacation on the seaside.
>>71540239
>>71540268
>not smoking weed all the time like Willie Nelson
Dude's 83 and his only health problems were a result of smoking cigarettes.
>invite girl over
>asks what she wants to watch
>Scrubs
>no problem, pop on BTN and download a good release
>open up transmission on my Gentoo box
>change the priority of the first episode to max
>It'll just be a minute, Jess
>episode finished downloading
>open it up in MPV
>she gets up and leaves without a word
>I was using GNOME instead of i3
>>71540058
>smoking the jew drug
Good goy
>>71529323
Where's the pic you retard?
>µTorrent
Fucking pleb. I'd rather qbittorrent and chill or deluge and chill
>>71529323
pasta
>not doing rtorrent and chill
do you want to die a virgin?
>>71530511
I thought it died when YIFY stopped?
>>71534368
>tfw I use private trackers and must pay for a seedbox to keep up my ratio
>tfw it costs more than netflix and people still call me a cheapskate/poor because I refuse to pay for netflix
>tfw received a DMCA notice for downloading BvS
bruhs I don't wanna go to jail
>>71546622
haha idiot
>>71529323
is that supposed to highlight how only stupid women like streaming? mission accomplished
![-NES-Longplay-[143]-StarTropics---YouTube---Mozilla-Firefox.png](https://i.imgur.com/WRGRApa.png "-NES-Longplay-[143]-StarTropics---YouTube---Mozilla-Firefox.png")
>>71527969
no but I know how to spot a:
netflix and shill
>>71527969
It is.
Hold shift+f2 and change the sequential options to true in advance for extra comfy and streaming.
>>71530101
>rootkit
>Code uri execution
You can execute any code.
>>71546987
oy vey
>>71546188
>using loonix
>not a virgin
>>71541337
Hey cunt, Popcorn Time is still alive!
>>71533656
you mean like you do it every day right?
>>71541374
why do you do this?
>>71531352
But it's literally throw any show on and then get sex..... it's because Netflix has Autoplay m8
Eh, my plex/kodi
library looks better and a much better selection which includes a shit ton of criterion collection /arrows films/imdb top 250. All of this in a much better quality than netflix
Over 2000 films, 100 tv show and i share my plex library with family and close friends
>>71549485
just make a playlist yourself nigger
or watch anything at all if it doesn't matter, "netflix and chill" is literally viral marketing
>>71527969
someone needs to create a netflix like interface for a p2p movie sharing application. bitches won't know the difference
>>71548910
>malware Time
>>71530625
Is it weird that when I invite some girl to "watch a movie" I really want to watch a movie and not fuck like rabbits?
>>71539507
>bitches that don't know about computers get wet from that shit
this, they think you are a fucking operator from The Matrix just by downloading some torrents and installing a pirated Microsoft office
>>71539700
GET THE FUCK OUT GHOST!
>>71539905
>people don't smoke weed in year 1000+1020-4
Kodi/sabnzbd/sickrage/couchpotato and chill is working out nicely on my end
>>71545254
>GNOME
an easy but fatal mistake to make...
>>71527969
Of course, torrent a movie, copy that shit into your external hard drive, watch the movie with blanket and foods on.
GOAT torrent client coming true. stand aside utorrent plebs
>>71552587
My tixati brother!
Hey! Are there any good .onion torrents that are not porn-related? BTdigg is ugly as sin and TOR's piratebay is just a useless dump.
>>71539596
say goodbye to that pc. shes probably browsing on some off brand self installed russian made thing right now
>>71552587
whats better about it?
>>71552758
Didn't get it, sorry.
>>71529323
This is why you should use NAS with Plex installed on it. Watching movies from PC is lame as fuck
>>71552768
download it and check it out for yourself. every torrent client is basically the same but they all different in look and have some differences when downloading as well.
This has the best design I think and it is easier to manage a lot of torrents at once. Also it has the most "power user" features.
Plus when I was at uni a few years ago the school net was pretty much locked but I still managed to connect to trackers with this client while others wouldn't even start.
this is how I would rank the clients I used before:
TIXATI>qBittorrent>uTorrent>Deluge>Vuze
>>71527969
desu torrenting is very inconvinient and tedious
>>71553296
thanks ill check it outwhat sites do you use? kat?
>>71553327
.t someone stuck in public tracker hell
>asking women what they want
this is why yall are still virgins. you're tv patricians just pick a movie they will like
>>71553339kat, torrentday(private), ncore(hungarian private)
if I cant find something I sometimes check TPB but thats very rare
