>WELL CUT MY LEGS OFF AND CALL ME SHORTY, THAT'S JASON BOURNE
>well jumpin jesus on a pogo stick nigga, its jason bourne
>Well tan my hide and put a bell around my neck I have reason to suspect that may be Jason Bourne.
Stop trying to make this happen, it's not going to happen.
Fag
>>71525819
>Well I'll be a queer in Texas, that's a shitposter!
>>71525819
Since you asked so nicely.
>>71525479
>Well just read me the Koran's version of Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne
They really should have avoided the "CIA guy pauses and says 'That's Jason Bourne'" meme. It's a trope even within it's own fucking series.
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>>71525479
Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska. That's Jason Bourne!
>>71526941
They do it to remind people of the character, since pretty much everyone watching the trailer has long forgotten about this series.
>>71526985
Same here. I dont even remember what happened to him to make him have memory loss
>>71527069
He fell in a lake while Extreme Ways played. That's all I remember.
>>71527069
>not remembering the reason a character had memory loss
I just realized how hilariously ironic this is
>>71527111
Hahaha wut? I do remember him waking up on a boat
Fuck my black ass! That's Jason Bourne!
>>71527069
Was it just the super soldier pills? It might have been something else, I've only seen the third film once.
Well marry me, divorce me and then take everything i had with alimony! that's Jason Bourne!
>Well shoot me and throw me out of a plane, that's CIA
>>71525479
That delivery was fucking terrible
