Are they gonna fuck or fight?
>>71519545
Azor Jon
can someone explain this shit to me?
Friendly reminder that Salsa is NOT a Stark.
>>71522525
DABID
BAD PUSSY DABID
REMINDER that the only people who agree with /got/ that the show is bad are people /got/ also hate:
>an autistic swede
>an autistic State Department bureaucrat
>3 booksnob women on tumblr
Versus
>every professional critic in the world
>an audience that was the biggest ever this year
Xth for maester grand scheme
>>71522474
that's dany and jon, anon.
>>71522525
Not much to explain. It just doesn't make sense
>>71522534
mfw Lady Sandra is a Bolton
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
out of all the dames in GoT, whose asscheeks would you want to spread as you plough them to get a view of their butthole
>>71522553
>>71522525
DORNE WILL NOT BE RULED BY WEAK MEN
>>71522525
the Sneks are Oberyn's family too.
>mfw brienne's nudes
Holy shit just imagine what sapphire titans for sons she would give my dickkk.
>>71522574
Missandei or Cersei
>>71522568
oink oink time to stop avatarposting, gayboy
Illegitimatly
when is the tunnel system from beyond the wall to wintefell going to make an appearance?
Reminder that this is the best track of the season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ40jeahsrs
(farts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Bb5h9gFF4
>>71522581
Mfw we could have had Doran, Olenna and Varys conspiring together. What the fuck.
>>71522534
She will be if she just hops on Jon's dick.
Wouldn't be too bad, just need to marry, fuck the one and that's it. She'd be Queen and she's be a Stark
>>71522553
>tfw your meme gets used
Thank you anon
>>71522626
Sansa's been around since S1 m8
nth for underrated butt
>>71522544
Who is the state department guy?
Is it Preston?
>>71522652
meh you tried
“Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence." He laughed. "Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.”
>>71522629
>not light of the seven or hear me roar
>best
>>71522581
>inb4 final episode ends with Garak invading Bashir's holosuite time.
Roger Ebert was right
>>71522688
Thanks for the sympathy (You)
>>71522525
Which has Dorne been reduced to just Sunspear? Where are the Yronwoods? The Daynes? Any other Dornish house who swore themselves to the Martells? Why are they not pounding on the gates of Sunspear demanding justice?
>>71522658
/vague business/
>>71522669
Who is Preston? Is he the bkew of GoT?
>>71522690
If Dany is getting the ships from Yashara and Theon, then who gets Euron's big cock? I don't think Cersei wants it. Olenna?
>>71522734
What's Sunspear? I think you mean Water Gardens.
Happy to help
The sad thing is that, with counsel from the High Sparrow and his wife Margery, Tommen might have one day been a decent king, some luck withstanding. But he has the misfortune to be the son of the absolute worst mother in the world, so he never really had a chance.
>>71522642
impressive, very nice
>>71522768
Cersei needs Euron's fleet so maybe
>>71522734
I know, it's stupid. The Sneks killed Doran because he was sitting idle instead of attacking, yet they sat idle and did the same fucking thing he would do in the show: support Daenarys. They had the same motivations except Doran had the respect of his bannermen and at least a shred of respect from the other kingdoms.
Fuck, I hope the sand snakes cause some sort of schism inside of Dany's force. If her army doesn't start crumbling from the inside by ep3 I'll just wait for TWOW before watching the rest of s7.
>>71522642
0:09
>mfw Arya will sit on the throne, what a waste
What did he mean by this?
Did he mean "I'm going to betray you, steal your home, pretend to murder your brothers, stand by as your sister is raped, then run away and support a strong independent womyn's quest for the Iron Throne instead of helping your family and serving Jon"
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640155
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640155
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640155
>>71522612
Quality post right here
>>71522609
Cersei? I meant in the show m8...
>>71522553
>mfw based Maesters help Euron defend Oldtown by using some secret weapon they devised to slay dragons
>mfw after all Dany is defeated by a bunch of nerds
It truly was A Game of Thrones in the end indeed
>>71522860
so do I
>>71522650
This isn't reddit, you don't need to claim credit for stuff. You're anonymous.
Fuck off.
>>71522855
>no Tyrion option
ya dun goofed
>>71522690
MUH BIG COCK
>>71522768
>>71522794
implying euron won't get some cheap bullshit death from queen of dragons
>>71522879
>Dany washes up in the Old Town harbour and is dragged out
>Euron gallivants over to her and gives her his big cock
Daily reminder that Jon Snow is a bastard, deserter, and a wildling lover.
>>71522855
No one, the kingdoms go independent
Jon Snow, King in the North
Edmure Tully, King of the Riverlands or vassal to Jon
Jaime Lannister, King in the Rock
Theon Greyjoy, King of the Isles (in the show at least, in the books it seems Euron will wipe out the Ironborn culture and race with his sacrifice of the fleet)
The show has fucked up all of the other kingdoms so bad that I can't see any possible ruler for them
>>71522553
Reminder that the Hightowers are Maester cucks
When will the Eternal Maester be exterminated?
>>71522879
>yfw the lighthouse can turn into a massive flamethrower capable of taking down young dragons like Dany's who have weak scales
>>71522959
Fuck i knew i was forgetting someone
>>71522879
>The maester's secret weapons are just giant catapults that throw really heavy chairs, which they use to kill their big game (dragons)
>Game of Thrones
>Everything else was a red herring
>>71522783
>counsel from the high sparrow
>good
Not so sure about that one, dude.
>>71522857
Kek. Think cats actress was a slag in her day?
>>71522953
Cry more fag
>>71522879
>Euron offers protection to Oldtown instead of sacking it
>Show Euron is a protagonist
>>71522971
>Theon Greyjoy, King of the Isles (in the show at least, in the books it seems Euron will wipe out the Ironborn culture and race with his sacrifice of the fleet)
Na, Gylbert is going to land in America with the remnants
>>71523029
scared the shit out of me
>characters refer to an in-universe event using an external fan created term
I cringe every time I hear "red wedding" in the show
>>71523032
I really like the Farwynds and the Codds
>the capital of Dorne is now called Dorne.
I swear you can't make this shit up.
>>71523025
(You) got me there
>>71523084
They have to do it, even though its unnatural, so the fans know what they're talking about. They could just say "The Wedding" or "The Frey Wedding" but casual fans wouldn't understand
>>71523084
>they will use purple wedding, BoB soon.
>>71522558
Never.
Sansa's gonna marry Jon and lock herself in as Queen in the North and when the time comes, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms once Dany dies with no heir
>>71523084
It's called the Red Wedding in the book too.
>>71522995
>giant catapults that throw really heavy chairs, which they use to kill their big game (dragons)
DABID
GET ME MY IDEA CRAYONS
DABID
>>71523084
But it's not.
It's actually in the book
>>71523084
Probably bait but just in case:
>"I am not seeing the body, no, Your Kingliness," said Salladhor Saan. "Yet in the city, the lions prance and dance. The Red Wedding, the smallfolk are calling it. They swear Lord Frey had the boy's head hacked off, sewed the head of his direwolf in its place, and nailed a crown about his ears. His lady mother was slain as well, and thrown naked in the river."
>>71523109
You're not allowed to like the Codds. But yeah, I like the Farwynds too. Hope they make it out okay.
>>71522474
KING AND QUEEN IN THE NORTH
>>71522783
>implying a religious retard and a vapid slut know anything about military, politics or ruling
>>71522816
basically
>>71523141
I kinda wonder why GRRM chose not to call it the Purple Wedding in the books.
>>71522982
>the citadel is our greatest ally
>>71522982
libertarian nap paradise
>>71522570
>starting next season Jon begins roaming the land and fucks any sorceresses and priestesses he finds
>fucks Dany into submission (she's used to it)
>fucks Meli and Kinvara at the same time, both screaming "R'hllor hungers" when Jon is inside them
>fucks Sansa while Littlefinger watches
>kills White Walkers for money
>plays card games in taverns
>drinks vodka with Berric and the Hound
>>71523084
Top shitpost famalam
>>71523185
But i am a Codd. My last name is Codd
>>71522995
>The maester's secret weapons are just giant catapults that throw really heavy chairs
A ROCKET LAWNCHAIR?
>Kelly C is suddenly a sociopath after 6 seasons of caring about slaves and people
>Unella gets mad because of what happened with young queen
>berserk mode activated
>breaks free from fetters
>fights with Zombie like a wild animal
>destroys him
>smacks shoked Cersei
>goes to Septa's ruins
>mourns Margaery
>sacrifices herself to resurrect her
>Doran gets snek'd ep 1
>"well that's awful, I guess they just want nonstop action everywhere"
>the sneks and mommy snek do literally nothing for the entirety of the season, until the very end, when they just join forces with Dany
Do monkeys write this?
>>71523275
Fucking Codds.
>>71523275
FUCKING CODDS GET OFF MY ISLAND GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOUUUUT
>>71523148
>once Dany dies with no heir
>>71523141
you forgot
>the green trial
I hate this fanbase
>>71523287
She marries Gregor Clegane, after melting his cold heart with the warmth of her love, and has a son she calls Sparrow. Sparrow Clegane then grows up to be 8 foot tall and he kills Cersei.
>>71523307
>>71523299
Maester Kerwin was a Codd
My name is Kerwin Codd.
>>71522999
Hey, the man might've been a fanatic, but he was a fanatic who followed a religion that told him to help people. And he would've been working across from Margery to balance out any particularly insane shit his religion may have wanted him to do.
He is, to date, literally the only person who has ever been able to punish Cersei for her fuckery, with the exception of a slap or two Robert Baratheon may have given her. In fact, he's the only one who's ever punished the nobles themselves, demanding they hold themselves to a fucking standard instead of just trying to play their insipid games of intrigue on a carpet made of peasants.
>>71523335
I hope you mean second son, you dirty showfag.
The last episode was fucking amazing and none of you autists can convince me otherwise
>>71523084
>“ The Red Wedding was my father's work, and Ryman's and Lord Bolton's. Lothar rigged the tents to collapse and put the crossbowmen in the gallery with the musicians, Bastard Walder led the attack on the camps ...[3] ”
– Merrett Frey
Go suck on a fat one, shitposter
>>71523351
You're name is out out out!
>>71522924
She's attractive yeah but come on man, there are other actresses with far more impressive bodies of work.
>mfw Cleganebowl is postponed again
>>71523084
>She wants her son alive, or the men who killed him dead. She wants to feed the crows, like they did at the Red Wedding.
>>71523328
Green Tribunal sounds cooler.
>>71523362
Gregor Clegane is mentally undeveloped, so he's actually (mentally) the younger brother. It still fits, kid
>>71523284
She was always a psycho, she just deludes herself that she's noble, but her entire motivation was: "muh birthright" and "muh throne" for 6 seasons straight.
>>71523364
Back to >>>/r/eddit
>>71523399
its never going to happen m8
the hound is going north
the mountain will stay in KL
>>71523299
>>71523307
Though all men do despise us
>>71523287
>high sparrow's wet dream.txt
>>71522570
>>71523254
Go back to /v/ children.
>>71523425
But you said his son kills her not Gregor.
>>71523326
She'll marry Jorah the cuck out of love but never have kids.
You heard it here first
>>71523254
That fucking ass.
why am i still here
someone help me leave this place
>>71523482
I fucking hate you GURM
>>71523496
Greogor is the cause, because he produced offspring with her instead of destroying her too hard that she would be unable.
>>71523287
>sacrifices herself for blood magic and brings back Lady Smirkheart who takes revenge on the Lannisters
>>71523482
Finish the books fatty
>>71523504
Well, if he finds the cure to stone cancer then he deserves to get laid.
>>71523533
It will be gone by sunday. So will I. Thank the old gods for summer bug outs.
What happened to jewpriest? I thought she wanted to see Dany
>>71522534
the fuck you talking about?
>>71523540
That's quite a reach
>yfw you realize you just got cucked by a Stark again
>>71523601
25% chance she meets Jorah and plays the role of Moqorro to Jorah's Victarion, curing his greyscale and giving him a volcano arm
>>71523601
Idk shes probably fucking Daario right now.
>>71523504
marriage with jorah serves no purpose. with jon however serves a lot.
>>71523559
jorah can find a bride of valyrian descent in the free cities he wants a silver cunt so badly.
>>71523645
75% chance just like daario she joins the SS Abandoned plotlines.
If he hadn't died, do you think more of the Westerosi nobility would start backing Stannis, seeing as how Tommen is dead and Cersei is a confirmed madwoman?
>>71523666
I thought Dany can't have children, putting her on the thorne would be bad for everyone because it would just lead to another war once she dies.
>no HS ruling King's Landing which forces Dany to massacre him and all his followers when she wants to conquer it, completely losing any moral high ground and support of the people
Dany will be welcomed as a hero again for no reason, won't she?
>>71523631
>tfw you pledge the biggest army remaining in Westeros to the bastard of the chad who cucked you
>>71523696
If he had taken Winterfell, sure
>>71522982
>men who came to Westeros before the First Men
wut?
This is like how everyone goes on about the Targaryen's being the last Valyrians and then a whole other Valyrian House shows up in ACOK and they get a fucking sentence of exposition before never showing up again.
>>71523192
>military
Jaime Lannister
>politics
Olenna would know everything Margery doesn't
>ruling
Kevan Lannister. (who, technically, should have been counseling him from the beginning, but ironically enough is never even seen in the same ROOM with him, right up to their deaths. Because Cersei.)
It could have worked.
>>71523504
>marrying the man who got your brother killed
It's a bit sad watching Viserys go completely forgotten in the show desu. Book Dany is retarded but show Dany has literally zero emotions.
>>71523603
She married a Lannister and then a Bolton for political gain. She renounced her family name. She can't just take it back.
>new actress for Lyanna Stark flashbacks
>>71523708
we don't know about that. she had a miscarriage in the 5th book. with jon, that won't happen.
>>71523717
>tfw chad's son cucks you
>>71523603
she was married to ramsay
>>71523717
He got cucked by brandon.
>cucked by the son of the sister of the guy who cucked you
>>71523762
no t*rks please
>>71523717
Wait, so B+L=J?
>>71523359
I think the only peeve I have with the High Sparrow is the TV counterpart's condemnation of homosex. It's never really addressed by the Faith in the book and while it's a taboo, isn't necessarily punishable or trial-worthy.
However all your other points are solid. In a corrupt world where nobles are more often than not looking out for themselves, the High Sparrow was a godsend for the smallfolk. I liked him and the Sparrows for that reason, and the show variant even warns that their combined power is enough to topple a kingdom. The kind of character who possesses that rallying power but instead uses it to just try and better people's lives (in accordance with his religion) is a very interesting figure. It's a shame it seems he's going to die one way or another in the books.
>>71523773
I dont remember that. Sauce?
>>71523762
Turkroach get out REEEEEEEEEEEE
Won't Cersei revoke all of CIA's grants once she finds out he aided Salsa?
>>71523844
no, R + R = J
i miss the boltons
>>71523741
>Jaime Lannister
He is still there under Cersei.
>Olenna
Stupid bitch who was getting carried by Littlefinger.
>Kevan Lannister
Literally irrelevant.
>>71523470
But I'm not a High Sparrow.
>>71523335
No, her heart belongs to her sweet little queen.
>>71523542
It is the power of The Seven, not blood magic, but you are right about the restmy pretty rose
>>71523802
>tfw got cucked by your waifu's brother
Azor Jon!
>>71523710
In A Song of Ice and Fire, the Whitewalkers are the Ice and Dany is the Fire. It's pretty obvious that Dany is going to fucking ruin everything.
>>71523762
Who is this meme demon?
>>71523853
final chapter of dany's in fifth book.
>>71523901
hang on a minute, are yewww memeing meee?
>>71523942
Jon is the song of ice and fire.
>>71523863
How's she going to find out? Moreover, what is she going to do to them when the Dornish and Danaerys are bearing down on her? War on two fronts? lmfao
>>71523942
>>71523974
please just fuck off you plebs
how does little finger even hope to sit on the iron throne with just the vale Knights?
>>71522574
Fake salsa
>>71524026
He probably hoped he could get Salsa to be Queen of the North and ally with her, but this happened instead :
>>71523922
>>71523802
>>71523717
>>71523631
>>71522740
post more pictures of sad Melly
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>book anons claim Jon is supposed to look super plain like Ned
>is the son of what is supposed to be two of the best looking people in the world
Proof that GRRM didn't plan that reveal?
>>71523666
>marriage with jorah serves no purpose. with jon however serves a lot.
Jon will decide to take the Stark name since that's what he is, marry his cousin and continue the Stark name cause Bran will be deemed unable to have kids cause they don't have our same knowledge of being paralyzed and what's possible and shit.
Dany will recognize Jon as her nephew and Tyrion will help her realize she can trust him as Jon has even let wildlings through to fight the Walkers so he obviously doesn't care about personal shit getting in the way of what's good for the realm so they'll still ally.
Freeing Dany to marry for love instead of alliance. and who happens to love her and who did she want by her side when she takes Westeros? Jorah
these threads is not banned yet?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640541
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640541
>>71524092
>>71524122
yes
>>71524114
Tywin and Joanna produced Tyrion
>>71524148
why
>>71523717
He got cucked by Brandon (beat Petyr's ass in a duel and Cat was wet for him), cucked by Ned (actually married, fucked and bred Cat) and now Jon.
Petyr "the thrice cucked" Baelish
>>71522879
>mfw based Maesters help Euron defend Oldtown by using some secret weapon they devised to slay dragons
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dragon_horn
Its already in the books nigga
Reminder that the brilliant High Sparrow sent his only witness against Cersei to fight Gregor.
>>71524134
>Sansa
>no Arya
Arya and Jon have always been much closer.
Plus Sansa wants her daddy LF cock
>>71524114
Lyanna was Ned's sister and while she was meant to very pretty that was probably just in comparison to most northerners
Not that it matters because N+A+J
>>71524114
Did you see Lyanna? Rhaegar's genes are working overtime to cancel out her kebab genetics.
>>71524171
4 u
>>71524116
you are worse than preston.
Anyone has that Kino image with the Night King?
>>71524122
Sunday familam
The King in the North
>>71523773
>with jon, that won't happen.
Since when have Targs fucking meant miscarriages won't happen?
Reminder she's the rightful queen of the Iron islands
>>71524258
Literally impossible.
And hey Preston.
>>71524270
Jonfags are delusional, better learn how to deal with them before next season
>>71523962
What do you think it stands for fampai
>>71524289
The King in the North
>>71524270
it is not about targs, it is about the story.
>>71523758
And Jon took the black yet everyone seems to have forgotten.
>>71523607
So cute.
They were too good for this world.
>>71524289
yes.
>>71524298
>Ironborn chose someone else according to the old ways Balon brought back
>rightful
No
>>71524307
hey!
>>71522474
I hope both.
>>71524170
Is he a particularly ugly even for a dwarf in the books?
>>71524298
>Kingsmoot doesn't count if you lose
>>71524366
He is VERY ugly in the books
>it's a get rid of all those expensive actors episode
>>71524298
thats not how iron islands politics works
>>71522525
Killed the cis white male and gave his plot to the strong womyn.
>>71524289
Why not? He is the heir to Winterfell. Bastards cannot inherit land, and neither can women as long as they're male siblings are alive. Name me one valid reason that, assuming Bran gets back, he would not be the proper heir.
>>71524335
How is the story better served by Jon marrying his aunt by blood?
He's allied with the Vale, wildlings and united the entire North without a single marriage.
Dany's gotten three major Houses without marriage and her marriage to Hizdar didn't do shit.
They won't marry
>>71523758
>coerced into marrying a Baratheon
>then a Lannister
>traded into marrying Bolton
She didn't renounce anything. Her "husbands" are all dead or gone. Who's going to enforce marriage laws lmao I mean she's still Tyrion's wife by technicality. Therefore it was unlawful to have her marry Ramsay. The whole system is stupid; she's a Stark.
>>71524366
Yes, he's supposed to be really hideous, not ruggedly handsome
>>71524392
Who was so expensive except smirkfu? Certainly not Kevan, Mace, or Pycelle.
>>71524397
he cant breed meera so he wont produce an heir
>>71524390
>>71524366
>>71524425
>>71524397
He wont be able to produce heirs
>>71522474
Are they gonna fuck?
>>71524392
>it's a kill a bunch of characters to close their unfinished plot lines episode
>>71524298
The iron islands doesnt technically have "rightful" rulers other than whoever is elected in a kingsmoot
i mean euron is a fucking retard but he won so hes king
>>71524261
This you mean?
>>71523798
Technically not because Sansa never had her first marriage to Tyrion annulled by the seven. Which would make her second marriage to Ramsay invalid because people aren't allowed to be in a bigamous relationship in Westeros.
But really none of it matters cause its the North and they have Jon who they will make a Stark.
>>71524419
>mean she's still Tyrion's wife by technicality.
No, their marriage was never consummated
>>71524439
>>71524445
how does this matter? why do retards keep bringing this up? do you people not understand that, like Robb, if bran were king he could name whomever he wanted as his heir in his will, which would likely be the child of one of his siblings?
>>71524460
>"I did warn you not to freeze me"
>>71524439
I said valid reason. That has nothing to do with the line of succession. And before you start sperging about the Stark line being extinct, go eat a dick. Bran, as King, could name whatever heir he wanted.
>>71524443
oh shit I forgot about that chain of hands
Why did they replace that with a faggy ass broach?
Preston did nothing wrong.
>>71524349
>>71524371
>>71524395
>>71524459
Kingsmoot doesn't matter cause Yara has the Iron Fleet and Dany's backing on her side.
>>71524520
Hey Preston
>>71524439
>fertility effects the line of succession
Fucking showfags.
>>71524396
>>71524536
hey man whats up
>>71524139
>you will never kiss Melisandre on the cheek
why even live
>>71524483
Oh and who knows this? Sansa and Tyrion are the only two who know. Shae knows but that bitch is dead along with Joffery and he's dead too. As far as the rest are concerned Tyrion and Sansa are still married.
>>71524528
i know but saying shes the "rightful heir" is technically incorrect. you could argue she would be the better ruler (im not agreeing or disagreeing with that) but she doesnt have any real "right" to be the ruler.
>>71524528
Theon has a big cock
>>71523915
>It is the power of The Seven
Yes of course, p-praise the Seven
>>71524445
And that effects the line of succession how?
>>71524528
How does that make Yara rightful?
She has nothing by rights until she actually conquers the Iron Isles.
And she doesn't have the Iron Fleet, she has 100 of their best ships, but the Iron Fleet is larger than a 100 ships anyway, all of which are Eurons
>>71524401
it is not just political, it is beyond that.
dany wants to continue her line with other targaryens. dany stated that in the books clearly when thinking about his dead nephew aegon. and there is only one targaryen male left.
>>71524576
Well it would end it for starters.
>>71524499
They understan senpai, they're just intentionally making bullshit up as they go along at this point
Would be rad if the dragons crash into the ocean from exhaustion and get eaten by a kraken
>>71524564
Because people actually make sure of that.
>>71524445
Oh right, I completely forgot. The ability to produce an heir is a caveat built into succession laws.
>>71524564
>Oh and who knows this?
Boltons and Littlefinger. Littlefinger straight up told Roose he could have her checked and Roose said that's the brothelkeeper's job.
So who would make the most sense for Jon to marry? Keep in mind that Dany is barren.
>>71524520
Is Alt Shift X /tv/'s new favorite GoT Youtuber?
>>71524439
It was never confirmed if his dick works or not.
>>71524646
>Dany is barren
but she is not.
jesus this thread is boring
where is waifu posters, jonautist and other funny memes?
why are you retards discussing the show
Now showfags know Ned isn't the dad, "Who is Jon Snow's father?" is now more searched on google than the "who is Jon Snow's mother?" mystery ever was. Sexist much? This is supposed to be a feminist show.
