IT'S A ROCK, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!
I remember this thing scaring me as a kid
>>71521595
That's a big rock.
>>71521595
>Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
>>71521619
I saw the trailer on a Jurassic Park tape, and these fuckers scared the shit outta me
>>71521706
What a bunch of hotheads.
>>71521660
Best part
>>71521595
Funny how this was better than every star trek movie
>>71521706
Oh shit I think I've got those Jurassic Park tapes too
>>71521723
>>71521619
WE fucking get it, you're trying to banepost. Hilarious and clever.
>>71521765
For you
>my dick when sigourney weaver's cleavage in galaxy quest
mega milf
>>71521781
Well memed, upboated
IS THERE AIR?
YOU DON'T KNOW!
>>71521765
t. hothead
Let's get out of here before one of these things kills Guy!
MINERS NOT MINORS!!
>>71521798
Oh, you have a boner? don't worry, Miss Weaver will fix that for you
>>71521736
And all of the star trek actors loved it.
>>71521753
Still got those bad boys. The documentaries on the second tape were, GOAT, got me into King Kong and the 1925 Lost World and stuff.
>>71521736
funny how tim allen basically did nothing but shit after it
>>71521731
Second best part
First was
>We've gotta stop!
>We stop and we die! Tommy, just hold that thing down!
>You don't hold the turbo down! It's for quick boosts!
>Oh, like you know!
>>71521765
Baneposting is true meme kino, you hothead.
By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings
>>71522196
>that's a big post
inb4you
Saying everything is big for you no matter what the context is reddit as fuck faggot
>>71522015
>Hank Hill ass
no thank you
>"Like you would a child..."
Don't cry.... you're a big boy....
>>71521595
PEDAL TO THE METAL
P E D A L
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>>71522039
>that James Earl Jones narration on the Jurassic Park documentary
>those test runs of the go motion dinosaurs and the CGI t-rex chasing after the gallimimus
So fucking good man, I might just rewatch that right now.
Are those old documentaries on the blu ray versions?
>>71521798
anon pls
>>71522015
>he's an ass man
>>71522506
Here is the documentary you are talking about on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVAirMVru0
This one however is the one released on the Blurays which is a 2 hour long documentary on the whole franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6OyVIPRLpI
>>71522600
Neat, gonna be watching these the rest of the afternoon. Thanks anon.
I like this thread.
>>71521595
LET ME REMIND YOU SONNY
I
AM
A
GENERAL
IF YOU ARE COUNTING ON ME TO BLINK, THEN YOU ARE MAKING A DEADLY MISTAKE
>>71521595
should i watch this movie if i've only seen two reboot star treks?
>>71521595
EROSION
>>71522795
It's a parody of the entire genre (but mostly Star Trek), you'll be fine
>>71522795
It's funny even if you've never seen star trek, but its gut-bustingly hilarious if you seen some episodes of the OS
>>71522757
that CGI hasn't aged well
>>71522840
>>71522880
thanks senpaitachi
>>71523106
Looks alright to me
>>71523106
i swear he was anamatronic
what the fuck
>>71524152
He was, >>71522757 is 3D fanart.
>>71521798
>blonde Sigourney Weaver will NEVER be my friends mom and gently molest me
just die in my sleep already
( .__.) ( ;__; )
By Grabthar's hammer.............................................. what a savings.
I didn't ask for these feels.
>>71521944
You lost me
>>71521595
the best star trek film
>>71521765
t. hotrock
>>71524775
this part gets me by surprise every time
;_;
>>71523106
He wasn't CGI. The makeup job was actually on point for the time.
>>71522407
this part will always fuck my shit up
>>71525533
For some reason I was convinced this was Terence Stamp for ages.
This movie's a great example of a premise that could have easily turned out shitty if the wrong people made it. Could you imagine any comedy filmakers pull off a star trek spoof anywhere near this good?
>>71525533
don't say "on point." you aren't a black drug dealer.
>>71525920
how would you know?you trying to buy a dime or what
The digital conveyor scene is amazing.
>I'm doing good with the pig lizard
>everything's fine
>but the animal is inside out
>>71521595
hit it in the stones
>>71521595
>I see you managed to take your shirt off.
>>71521660
Binford-approved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM_IQAhvnKQ
Bumpin my pants