what the FUCK was up with the boat ride?
What was her fucking problem?
I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKIN CANDY WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT
Interesting bit of trivia, Gene Hackman didn't tell anyone about the boat ride and what was about to happen. This was because he wasn't involved in the film at all.
the willy wonka factory is actually hell
YOU LOSE, YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY
>>71517524
This comment is reddit as shit but it made me laugh hard, so good job I guess.
>Is it raining?
>Is it snowing?
>Is a hurricane ablowing?
2 spoopy
>>71517813
That comment is 4chan as fuck.8 years ago, the would have gotten a lot of lawls.
Willy Wonka was actually God and trying to warn the sinners of their dangerous futures ahead if they continued their sins.
>>71517054
>>71517792
Seriously, why did he change his mind and let Charlie win? He clearly broke the rules, and Wonka reverses the punishment because Charlie didn't have time to sell Wonka's gopstopper recipe or something?
>>71517524
ok, I admit that I laughed.
>>71518215
IT WAS ALL A BIG RUSE, A TRIAL OF SUGARY PROPORTIONS, A TEST OF SWEETNESS, because the candyman can
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>>71518215
they all broke the rules. the difference is Charlie tried (halfheartedly) to set it straight and demonstrate his honesty by giving him back the gobstopper.
The other kids
didn't give a shit.
>>71518215
Through the eyes of a child the world is magical
>>71518215
Wonka just wanted a blowie from Charlie tbqhwyf.
>>71518686
>blowie
Who the fuck says this?
THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
>>71518112
Wonka was an eccentric madman who was disgusted that what it meant to be a child had changed since he was young. He had secluded himself because the industry he worked in cared only about business and lacked the virtue of youth, and he was frustrated because the new generation of children he wanted to make happy were too selfish and angry to receive the happiness he was trying to give them.
Was he a virgin?
>>71517054
>That chicken getting its head cut off
Seriously, the world was a better place when kids movies included something traumatizing.
>>71520325
You know he was getting that oompaloompa boipucci on the reg.
>>71518215
The gobstopper was literally the only thing that matters. Do you think the mighty Wonka doesn't delight in a cheeky little theft? It's copyright theft where he draws the line.
>>71517084
Inflation fetishists made her do it
>>71519644
>this wasn't the first reply
Disappointed.
>>71518726
hows your first day here?
>>71517813
You know this is reddit how?
Somebody post the top cunny
>>71517524
>>71518548
The other kids didnt have a fucking chance. As soon as they fucked up, they were murdered or just disappeared. Charlie was allowed to bumblefuck around after drinking the fizzy lifting drinks.
>>71521898
Ah, but Charlie managed to get himself out of trouble without Wonka's intervention, which is a sign of the kind of quick-thinking required to run a candy factory.
>>71523288
What was Mike TV meant to do? Or Veruka? Or Violet? None of them had the chance to get them selves out of trouble. Mike was Shot with a laser, Veruka was dropped down a pit into an incinerator and Violet was poisoned. Augustus would have been fine if he knew how to swim, I suppose.
>>71518215
It's like you didn't even watch the movie. The man who wanted to buy the gobstoppers was hired by Wonka.
