Mine's Lake Mungo.
Literally "When you see it, you'll shit bricks" : The Film.
>>71516487
Primer.
Bored to shit.
>>71516487
Every tarantino film
>>71516487
tree of life
>>71516540
>>71516487
fuck you both, those films are great
>>71516487
Your favorite film
>>71516540
This so much, also if you try to criticize it, people will say "lol you didn't understand it". Not a good movie at all.
>>71516487
Batman V Superman
>>71516637
>falling for the batman vs superman is good meme
You deserve it
>>71516487
Agreed OP, that movie was steaming shit
The Master
Holy shit was that bore core
Drive
>>71517062
so awful. like literally one of the worst i've ever seen hyped up
>>71516487
Only God Forgives.
The Tree of Life.
Meme movies of the lowest order.
>>71516540
>>71516621
Did you guys see upstream color? I wasn't into Primer either, but that movie really blew me away.
>>71517110
>Drive
This, I guess. I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it either.
I also saw half of Batman v Superman (extended cut), which is worse, but I checked it out more out of morbid curiosity than anything.
>>71517278
>Batman v Superman
What didn't you like about it? Kind of curious to check it out myself I keep seeing it on various torrent sites
>>71517138
Come on now
>>71516540
Did you even watch past the first 30 minutes?
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>>71516487
>shit bricks
are you 12? More like
>literally ItsFuckingNothing the movie
>>71516600
Lake Mungo is boring, and it's not scary. The Alice character is also a blatant ripoff of Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks (the family is even seriously named after the Palmers.)
>>71516487
>>71517489
you are objectively retarded for not liking these movies
>>71517062
This.
>>71517499
Yeah I mean pretty much. I was just talking about where they show some image and then zoom way into the background and blow up this one tiny pixel which supposed to look like a spooky face.
>>71516487
Coherence.
The Guest.
Two far below mediocre movies /tv/ likes because normies don't know about them.
>>71516487
Stalker
>>71517489
poor mans serbian film
>>71517532
>what are homages
yeah and Pizza ripped off Lovecraft too, huh?
>>71517631
an homage has to contain a reference to the original, else it's not homage. it's just lazy plagiarism.
>>71517631
Okay, sure, homage. Whatever.
My point is that I knew exactly where they were going with the "innocent seeming girl with le hidden dark side" angle the moment that I realized the Alice character is inspired by Laura Palmer. So that little mystery became predictable and not compelling and an already plodding, uncompelling film with no real scares at all.
>>71516487
the guest
>>71517782
>they're named the Palmers
>no references
how does somebody with such an intense case of autism even watch movies in the first place
>>71516487
It really is a well done horror of the faux genre. Ridiculously overhyped though simply because it uses the docu feel and for many horror watchers is far more real feeling than they're accustomed to.
>>71517861
>most generic ass surname possible in the same genre
>IT MUST BE AN HOMAGE
retarded
>>71516540
Here is your reply.
>>71517441
I watched the whole thing. I didn't say i thought it was shit i say it was boring. The concept was alright but the execution was really primitive. The characters were also one-dimensional and never did i care for any of them or the world they lived on.
I appreciate it as a student film but to call it "great" or "astounding" would be asinine. I wonder what a competent director would've made with it.
>>71517916
How is it a good horror film? There's nothing scary about it. Personally, I don't think it's very good even for a genre that is generally pretty bad. (Found footage, fauxmentary)
Even Blair Witch was better than this.
Sucker Punch
/tv/ was hype as fuck about that piece of shit before it came out.
>>71518113
It manages to instil a sense of sense of dread in a setting most viewers are comfortable with and accustomed to.
>>71517110
this
the opening scene was the only good part imo
>>71517110
Drive is a cool movie though
>>71517382
Different anon here, it's honestly the worst superhero movie ever made that feels just like a cluster of strange ideas mashed together. It's a shame because the Batman segments were kind of neat and should have just been their own movie before making this shit, also the whole reasons they end up fighting and making up are retarded.
There was a lot of potential for it to be decent but it turned out to be absolute shit.
The Neon Demon.
A Field in England was a piece of shit
>>71518319
This is my exact opinion too. It pains me more so because I'm a big DC fan and after MoS and BvS i don't think i can't take any more...shit.
>>71516487
DUDE SCARY PICTURE
that was lake mungo
Neon demon. Fucking autists.
>>71518319
Shame. I liked the last few Batmans, never saw the Supermans though.. maybe I'll still check it out someday
>>71518113
>Even Blair Witch was better than this.
Well yeah. BWP is literally one of the best actual horror movies. But why are you even comparing those two?
>>71517186
Upstream Color was shit (recommended by someone from /tv/), in it, bunch of bad stuff happens boringly, then some drama and a climax of more boredom.
Visually well filmed though.
>>71517627
Literally what?
>>71518095
Using a bunch of three syllable words doesn't make your criticisms smart or worth shit lol.
>>71518113
>Even Blair Witch was better than this.
You say that as though Blair Witch isn't literally the only believable found footage movie and brilliantly executed at that.
Worlds Greatest Dad
Fuck me /tv/ are pleb as fuck
>>71518786
You sure showed me!
>>71517138
Stop you're hurting my feelings stop
Primer is absolute ass. Fcuk of back to your circulejerk reddistspehere you faggots.
>>71518572
>BWP is literally one of the best actual horror movies
I wouldn't go that far anon. It's alright as a horror movie. At best, it's well executed and innovative experiment.
>But why are you even comparing those two?
Because they are literally in the same subgenre.
tv recommended me blue is the warmest color, HER, and drive.
will never watch shit reccommended from here again. yall watch bullshit
I love Lake Mungo. I might have to watch that tonight.
>>71519484
>blue is the warmest color
Watched that last night and thought it was really solid.
>>71519024
Well yeah I did since you had nothing to back up your sophomoric critique with
>>71519776
I'm not about to embark in a non-sequitur back and forward discussion with a moron that ends his sentences with "lol" and specially not over a boring movie like Primer.
>>71517489
You are entitled to your own opinion, but just know you are dead wrong.
Freddy Got Fingered, it makes a Seth Rogen stoner comedy look like high art. Bad on purpose is still bad.
>>71516637
I admit I fell for this too
>>71519866
You must be a woman
>>71520939
C'mon anon, don't make a fucking scene again
>>71521337
No, better get used never talking to one.
>>71517062
I saw it the other day. There is literally no reason it should exist. I need to meet all those "critics" that called this shit amazing.
>>71517062
Are you serious? It makes me sad to hear this, I love this movie. Joaquin is astounding, and it's such and emotional film.
