Does any remember Artie Lang from Howard Stern? What happened to him
being a drug addict was more important to him than a high paying, easy job
holy fuck he looks stoned out of his mind
>>71504453
Not to be a fag and ruin a not so serious thread, but that's really a testament to how much of a disease drug addiction is.
>>71504483
me in the center
>>71504534
>>71504532
>drug addiction
>disease
>>71504649
You know what he meant familia.
He does a podcast, a few old friends give him scraps for work.
>>71504453
Money is actually a problem for him though. The more money he has, the more drugs and gambling he will do.
The guy is better off with a 50k salary than a million dollar one.
didn't his girlfriend leave him and he slit his wrists or something?
>>71504751
nah you're thinking of Brian Redban
>>71504453
Dassabesso jussa chill n druggin
His book Crash and Burn is one hell of an interesting and depressing tale of his downfall from drug addiction
There's actually an audiobook of the whole novel on Youtube which I really recommend
These days he does a podcast in his house and is probably inches away from relapsing
>>71504770
No, Artie chugged a bottle of bleach, stabbed himself in the stomach nine times and slit his wrists. He's such a fuck up that even that didn't work
Artie was the best part of Howard Stern during his run on the show. It's a shame he left, things were never the same again.
Does he still have that same hot gf?
I used to listen to the nick and artie show, but then nick quit/fired and i lost interest. Three yrs ago maybe.
O&A > Stern
>>71505052
is that real??
>>71505074
bro probably has some kind of pituitary problem if that's real
but looks shopped imo
>>71505074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-VMenigBYU
>>71505074
>>71505129
He's a little kid
Do you guys think going for it on forth down is really a viable strategy?
>>71505153
OH FUUUCKK
>>71504857
that poor woman on the left
>>71504614
how did left girl even get this gig?
>>71505052
nah, kid is short as fuck but that was photoshopped ot make him appear to be even more of a manlet
>>71505052
O&A doesn't even exist anymore.
>>71505349
opie and jimmy blows and the anthony cumia show is even worse. they aren't any good without each other.
old school stern is GOAT. O&A was definitely better than post-artie stern though.
>>71504649
Have you ever done heroin?
me in the middle
>>71505471
related
Remind me never to stand between two models, I'll look ugly and fat as fuck.
It's like when Quintana wins a stage in a bike race, they always give him super tall podium girls.
>>71505669
>>71504532
I was a massive drinker, like every day for years kind of drinker, and the disease card was my favorite. Ultimately, humans have willpower and the disease angle is one used by the weak. Eventually something happened in my life that made me realize this, and today I drink a couple of times a month recreationally, and that's it. Addicts don't have a disease, they are weak, useless, and pathetic. I know, I've been there.
>>71505735
can't get the disease if you don't take a sip as the sfs say brotha
>>71505302
It's not. Sadlet is real.
>>71504857
Looks.like mads if he was a balding spic manlet
>>71506053
kek
>>71506053
mads?
>>71505735
Addiction is a symptom of a greater disease.
Humans cling to their arrogance because it's all they're allowed to have.
Fucking plebians.
>>71506053
>>71505153
the cheerleaders are really sweet
>>71506119
Dude from Hannibal TV, valhalha rising and the hunt
God your a fucking pleb
>>71506272
That ones not funny....
P.s I wish I could eat this bitches ass then anal here
>>71506390
umad
>>71504857
literally me
>>71506127
Alpha as fuck
>>71505052
when will they learn bros?
>>71504413
pure ideology
sniff
>>71506053
cannot unsee
>>71506358
LITTLE WHITE DICKS
>>71506551
kek
>>71506468
teach me
>>71506757
>>71505608
Alpha as fuck
>>71505608
>>71505608
Is that a stick of butter in his hand?
>>71506921
Probably a foam hand you mongoloid
>>71506921
no, everyone gets a foamie
>>71506964
guy on right tryna cop a feel
>>71505706
>blue hair, blonde hair white 6'4" master race reporting in
>>71506964
dude on the left looks like a mix between Uncle Phil and the brain thing from the TMNT cartoon
>>71506390
goddam, there is a lot of sadness in this photo. not least of which, that fucking dog in the lower right.
>>71506795
discount simon cowell
>>71507103
Is that how Stephen Merchant's got his first blowjob?
Do normal people really look this bad?
All the photos are here https://www flickr com/photos/carlsjr/with/13727161895/
>>71507345
something along those lines.
I miss old /sp/
>>71504413
That was Ja/ck/ from the thumbnail.
These pictures never fail to make me laugh hysterically.
>>71507562
Is that the nearest photo in time the internet has of Stephen Merchant actually losing his virginity?
>>71505074
Yes. There's a webm of him as he stops smiling and moves away. The nervous manner of his hands always makes me feel sad.
Did Carl's Jr purposely pick the weirdest most fucked up guys for this promo thing? I've seen dozens of pictures from the event and they're all weird as fuck, aside from a group of elderly Asian men but that's weird in its own right.
>>71506124
WHENWILLTHEYEVERLEARN.JPG
>>71507643
This is Stephen Merchant's girlfriend, mate.
>>71507628
Girl on the right is best cheerleader
>>71507653
Nope, just Americans, that is the kind of slag that ends up filling up a melting pot.
>>71507643
Lanky Goggle-Eyed Freak is pulling someone pretty qt now at least
Would you let your girlfriend wear this?
>>71507687
Now that he is famous, sure, but he had to start somewhere, mate, beautiful young women can be cruel and he admits he was a gigantic awkward nerd though adolescence.
>>71507653
It's LA
It's a fast food meet and greet
Cheerleaders
the demographics figure themselves out from there.
>>71507694
Nope. Girl on the left in
>>71506127
>>71506358
is the best
>>71507737
Yeah, but that poster implied he was still a virgin.
He can be as goofy as fuck (in fact he continues to get work doing that) but with fame, humour and a $40 million dollar fortune he's going to be enjoying the rest of his life whilst I can barely must enough energy to get out of bed to spend the day shitposting on my day off from wage slavery.
>>71507718
Well shit they've been together since 2014. Happy for him, he's found a longhaul golddigger to splash out on and that's all he ever wanted.
>>71505487
Opie and Jimmy is fine if they have a decent 3rd mic and if Jimmy isn't in one of his bi-polar manic phases where he's unfunny and bitches at everything. If it's Sherrod Small or Vic Henley as the 3rd mic you can be sure that it's going to be a terrible show, though.
What the FUCK is wrong with these people? Is there something in the water? They make those pictures of WWI soldiers with facial injuries who have undergone primitive reconstruction surgery look normal.
>>71507934
I was implying he was a virgin at the moment this was taken >>71506390 and its may actually be the last known photo of virgin Merchant.
If you need encouragement, just take solace in the fact that even an awkward skinny nerdy pox faced stephen merchant could give those two big girls the ride of their lives and go on to amass fortune and fame.
>>71506127
Wario is real
>>71507718
>6'7" tall
No surprise there. Manlets will never learn.
>>71505176
for you
>>71504413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmjuSOhaYco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAHGkBJKCjA
>>71506468
>someone thought this was an acceptable shirt to wear to meet cheerleaders
Jesus christ I feel sorry for anyone who has to meet their "fans". Having to stand there with that forced smile and do your damnded to hold in your utter disgust. I couldn't do it.
>>71508517
![Toe+Touch+460[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ECYAqT6.jpg "Toe+Touch+460[1].jpg")
>>71508517
That looks exactly like a cheerleading pose, though, at the very least a cheerleader related stretch, they probably knew it by name and it was a conversation starter which is why he didn't even have to hover hand.
>>71507718
I would force her to wear it
>>71506124
thumbnail looks like Joe Rogan
>>71504413
>tfw no matter how bad I may feel about myself sometimes I will never go out in public to meet cheerleaders while wearing a shirt that's so small that my fat gut hangs below the bottom
Being a 6'1", fit, attractive guy with a great sense of style, social awareness, and charm; I would look like a fucking god to the women at an event like this.
>>71507718
Is his face shopped? What the fuck is going on with that nose?
>>71508745
Don't forget your wicked sense of humor.
>>71504483
>>71508758
His nose? What about his eyes
>>71504483
I feel bad for this guy. That look on his face just say "I'm such a fat fuck, I could never even chance it with girls like this. Why am I even here, jesus christ.".
I didn't want feels today, /tv/
>>71508623
pretty sure thats called rape
>>71508809
>>71508492
You are a large fellow.
>>71508492
you dont get to bring your friends
>>71508749
Why do people do thisis she so hot that you burn your hand upon contact
>>71506468
>hover hands
wew
>>71509008
he's the only dude that doesn't smile
>>71508852
I feel bad for guys who were born the way they are, and thus have no chance with women. This guy did it to himself, and only has himself to blame.
Yeah, but seriously, how long until unattractive duds like this are exterminated and bred out of the population?
the reaction is so visceral, you just cringe looking at them. and most of us probably fit the same bill.
how long until the earth is a paradise only full of the most beautiful, genetically enhanced humans? a century?
>>71509008
>his face
never fails
>>71509128
>implying shitskins and half-breeds won't out breed everyone else
>>71507718
Interesting, she played the prostitute in Seven Psychopaths
>>71508517
This.
I'm a professional musician (not gonna say who I play with). Meet and greets is about 20% of my job and, while I appreciate all the love, it does get hard to force a smile and try to relate to what most people would consider the dregs of society. I am forced to make some small talk, shake their nasty hand or give them a hug, take a picture and then fine any way to nope the fuck out of there. The worst is when there is nowhere to go and you're stuck with the retard.
Kinda makes playing music for a living almost not worth it.
>>71504413
This is a good video that shows the transition of what Artie eventually became:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYPXnBm-E8
Also this fight was pretty epic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_BWUcE2kA
He was a lying heroin addict. If you wondered how he could find a vein, he would just snort it.
After he left the show he stabbed himself 9 times in the stomach trying to kill himself, it didn't work because he must've had too much fat blocking the knife from the organs or something.
Even after all that he couldn't get shit together.
The biggest question I have is how the hell did Howard Stern become so politically correct. What's happened to him?
>>71509008
ALPHA AS FUCK
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>>71509183
tell us your worst encounter.
>>71509183
By dregs of society you mean /tv/ right?
>>71509315
no hover hands there. what a lad.
>>71509183
do you think we should institute a certain quota of intelligence and beauty and anyone who doesn't meet it should be executed and their bodies used for fuel?
>>71509315
typical lakers fan
>>71509315
At least there's no hover handing there
It's funny because most of the awkward pictures are where the fans are bottom of the barrel tier disgusting
>>71509315
Look at their faces, they're terrified he'll become overstimulated lose what little control he has.
>>71509443
yeah, that dude is a casanova compared to the rest of this thread.
>>71509402
>>71509282
Look, I love the fans. Its just that a very small minority of them are people that I would never associate with. Its not just a physical thing, though they can get quite disgusting. Some are just straight up pieces of shit.
>had a couple with vip tix backstage after a show at the fillmore in Denver
>meet me and the boys, we exchange handshakes, take a few pictures, the whole 9 yards
> both of them look extremely trailer trash
> wife/gf/whatever is a really big fan of guitarist as she plays guitar and he is an influence
> starts chatting him up
> husband/bf gets insanely jealous and just starts beating the shit out of her right there in front of everyone
> security comes to break it up but not before he knocks her unconscious and then punches guitarist in the jaw
>amber lamps, police, it was a shitshow
> me and guitarist go to bus and smoke weed and watch torrent of Force Awakens
>dont even really pay attention because were too busy bitching about how we hate vip assholes
>>71506468
anybody got the collage of that dude that has 30 pics with them?
>>71509315
This one's kinda sweet
>>71509479
any advice for struggling musicians? or is it pretty much just luck at this point?
>>71506390
what theroux documentary is this?
>>71508860
Kek
>>71509315
alpha as fuck
>>71509644
Weird Weekends: Third Wave Feminists
This dude looks like one of those inverted pics.
>>71509579
Agreed.
>>71508623
What the fuck is wrong with this guy. If your going to go for it than go for it, but don't half ass it.
These dudes look kinda decent.
>>71508858
>chinaman
It's not rape if the girl can't feel the penis.
>>71509711
Left red shirt and the gray shirt dudes are pretty much Chads. Notice how they also have facial hair as opposed to the other two
>>71509638
>Book any gig you can get.
>You have to tour relentlessly.
>save your money, you wont make as much as you think
>always have a backup, the whole thing could fall apart at any given moment.
>>71509711
Why are these men holdig each others hands in this image?
>>71509776
they are obviously fucking brothers you dimwit.
>>71504413
Jackie Martling > Artie Lang
>>71509315
How is there a syndrome that makes you have the exact same face as anyone else who has it
That's just so odd
>be solid 8/10
>meet 9/10 D list female celeb at a nerd con
>be charming, flirt with her, be alpha (no hover hand bullshit)
>she flirts back, clearly not faking it, comments on how handsome I look
>she initiates brief bits of flirting a couple more times as we cross paths throughout the course of the day
I know it's their job to be nice, but I definitely got a different interaction than other guys I saw. When you're forced to fake being nice to the rejects of society all day and then someone fairly good looking and normal comes along he's gonna be a breathe of fresh air.
>>71509638
>>71509779
I wouldn't say its necessarily luck, you just have to have a super hard work ethic and market the fuck out of yourselves. Always wear a condom, stay away from cocaine and heroin. When touring you should always eat healthy, get good sleep and do something active everyday, even if its something a simple as jogging in circles at a rest stop in Dogfuck, Iowa for a half hour. I bring my discs, golf clubs, and some dumbells everywhere. The gig doesn't get cancelled just because you aren't feeling well. Good luck, it certainly isn't easy!
>>71509494
Filet-O-Fish is pretty good
>>71509860
Yes that is pretty obvious
And the point you're trying to make is?
>>71509315
Damn that's one alpha retard.
>>71509820
Masonic Embrace
>>71509880
Musician anon here. I tend to be pretty fucking normal when meeting other musicians whom I admire.
But when I met Katy Perry at the Grammys, I went into full middle school retard mode. Holy shit she is a goddess and I was completely speechless and retarded when I met her. She's fucking vulgar and funny as hell too. God I acted like a tool.
the JUST of radio
>>71510163
that's Anthony Cumia
>>71504413
JUST
>>71509246
>The biggest question I have is how the hell did Howard Stern become so politically correct. What's happened to him?
SiriusXM threatened to not renew his contract if he didn't tone it down a bit. Because Sirius pays him hundreds of millions of dollars, he sold out like the jew he is.
>>71509008
I keep seeing this effect.
>>71506390
Stay strong pupper
Dude ugly people lmao.
>>71506390
>WhenLouisMetSnorlax.jpg
>>71505541
KO NEECHIE WAA GO ZA WA LA
>>71507077
i'd say hes a mix of uncle phil and rick from pawn stars
>>71509869
It's called being black.
>>71509677
does he sweep chimneys for a living or something?
>>71509128
I work at a mental health clinic and see lower class mutants like this every day. You forget, for every horrible sideshow looking dude with missing teeth and a caveman brow, there is a woman who looks just as bad. Ugly trash people will continue to find a mate and have a litter of trash kids. There's no stopping it.
>>71507340
Phil Collins
Man, growing up from the time of 7 or so, I remember listening to Stern with my grandfather. As soon as he kicked out Jackie and added that lump of shit, the whole thing overturned.
Now he's a billion dollar Jew liberal married to a Shiksa half his age, who goes to the type of thing (Jennifer aniston's wedding) he would ha....if you are ever bored, go watch the old channel 9 shows only, assuming they allow them in your cunt-ry.
>>71504532
Addiction is less a problem for some but drug addiction isn't a disease
>>71505608
>>71509315
>Literally a person with downs is the most normal fucking person in all these photo's
>>71511241
not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU4LJI_DMK0
I know cringe is a buzz word but fuck do
>>71511312
So true
>>71508623
MN9 was shit
>>71506964
Shia really gets around
>>71505257
"""""""girl""""""
>>71504857
why is his hand in a bucket
>>71505052
Just imagine actually being that small and being pinned by a huge Amazon. Hnnnnng
>>71505471
holy fuck i can't stop laughing at this guys fucking face
>>71507340
WHY DOES LEFT GIRL HAVE 3 BELLY BUTTONS
>>71509479
fuck, what city/state?
>>71512877
I must look at too much porn because his face seems like a (slightly) uglier version of this latina chick called Catherine(?) from a gloryhole website.
>>71512942
1 navel, 1 mole/birthmark and 1 appendectomy scar.
>>71513023
disgusting, how did she get the job
>>71513081
She literally cannot stop sucking dicks. But she was kind of cute tho.
Oh, you mean the cheerleader? Same.
>>71508733
I thought that was an Indian Dr Evil.
>>71509183
Liar
Artie is doing fine. KC Armstrong however is the definition of "just fuck my shit up".
His life was a dream come true when he started working for Howard, and the poor guy just finally went mental.
Here's what he's doing now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNMWbH42egQ
