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>it's a cardassian-centric episode
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u mad?
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>>71502099
Ottoman detected
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>>71502099
>it's a kiras mother was a pathetic whore episode
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>it's a dukat does nothing wrong episode
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>it's a bajoran world-building episode
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>it's a garak is but a simple tailor episode
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>it's an ezri dax episode
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>>71502404
ezri a qt
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>>71502486
No, she almost killed the series.

Jadzia > A black guy circumcising himself and his son > Ezri
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>>71502486
Cadet, if your much-vaunted Ezri is truly so high and mighty, then why does she have zero good copypasta?
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>>71502566
>almost killed the series
>literally appeared in the last season only
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As a tween I wrote erotic Jadzia fanfiction.
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>>71502717
It had a decent conclusion.
Alot of series' don't get that when they're diagnosed with cancer.
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>>71502758
You should tweet some at Terry Farrell just for laughs.
>haha my childhood is so embarrassing haha what do you think? jk lol
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>>71502099
>it's a DS9 thread
>meme image of Sisko doing Afro-Jewish rapper pose in front of crying n̶a̶z̶i̶ Cardassian

Everything is at it should be, carry on.
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>>71502566
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Admit it.

You would have.
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>>71503131
No, he's not attractive and can't act for shit.
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>>71503048
What the fuck was with that episode?

>"boo hoo I'm now a 20th civil rights activist out of fucking nowhere and I refuse to go to a fake projection of a 20th century bar that is literally made of different coloured lights"
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>>71503186
>not recognizing retardation even in the far future

Sisko was on the spectrum
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>>71502099
>it's a "humble pillar of the business community makes a tidy profit" episode
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>>71503091
You sure do keep your Ezris thumbnailed and tiny.
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>>71503155
Get a load of this *CENSORED*!
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>>71503300
Well tbf, colms only good role was in Under Siege
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>>71503333
Bollocks!
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>>71503186
>Sisko's fiancée tells him to shut up and play the damn videogame
>/tv/ still complains about it decades later
Poor Kasidy, forgotten by the world as time marches on.
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>>71503366
Did he unleash the dragon?
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>>71503254
>deposits slip of latinum
>"Blessed Exchequer, whose greed is eternal. Allow this humble bribe to open your ears and hear this plea from your most devout debtor. Continue to bless my bar with a steady stream of thirsty customers whose pockets are lined with latinum, and whose skills at dabo are shaky at best. And while you're at it, see if you can do something about Doctor Bashir. *inserts slip of latinum* Don't hurt him or anything, just get him off the station for a couple of months. Oh, and one other thing. I opened negotiations with Ezri three months ago, but I can't seem to close the deal. Anything you can do to help."
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>>71503408
>it's a your mom is inbred and fucks the entire system for everyone else episode
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>>71503449

Wait what.
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>it is a episode where Kirk has beta flash backs
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>>71503333

con air u fuckin pleb
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>>71503131

Imagine if they couldn't reverse it

At first, sure, he'd be all like, "No this is wrong!" and his mandated Star Fleet couseling would be like "Now Chief, you have to wait until she's of age again"

but as soon as puberty hits and the hormones are flying, she's gonna be crawling all over him. It'll start innocently, just some heavy petting, maybe a handy J now and then, progress to blowjobs and then by the time she's 14 he'll be nailing her newly-untouched twat in a splits position against the wall while he's holding her up
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>>71503536
The ferengi custom of women being naked and her affection for the youngest brother was inbred as fuck, and her "rebellion" against the status quo fucked ferengi society up for all thew other ferengi males
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>>71503581
*tips ear hat*
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>>71503576
He's not that alpha anon. She'd end up as siskos cock sleave before he could make a move.
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>>71503581
>Ferengi culture is shit!
>Moogie is shit for trying to change Ferengi culture!
Well, you're just going to complain no matter what, so whatever.
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>>71503662
>>71503576
Miles O'Brien is a good, hard-working Irish Catholic man and would never touch her.
S U F F E R
U
F
F
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>>71503683
Ferengi culture was awesome. We were just unlucky that she was ugly. If she were a little more attractive it'd have been hot.

The status quo got ferengi culture to where it was. Her reforms did nothing, well we'll see what it did when the new series drops, but I don't have hope.
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>>71503683
Uh, anon, maybe you didn't understand his post because it was too general, but the entire Moogie arc is that Ferengi are so patriarchal that a woman who's smart enough could take advantage of said society's most powerful man and influence him in his waning years to make decisions that completely dilutes and destroys a 10,000 year old tradition and appointing your episolon asperger's brother who can barely speak a word around some random dumb bajoran bimbo he's infatuated with to that same position of power thus furthering the castration and prostration of your previous alliance of economy into a socialist dystopia...

...YOU GET IT NOW?!
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>>71503735
My Miles ain't no degenerate, he wouldn't touch nobody no how, not my Miles!
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>it's a your half-caste daughter is lost and you find her future self and must resist the urge of burying your shaft in her 'mines' until you get your young daughter back episode
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>>71504042
Uh.. MURPH?!
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Hey, I just finished Enterprise and I want to see if I can rewatch most of Trek before the new show. I've been looking for episode guides to see which episodes I can skip. Would someone mind posting those lists?
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>>71504150
Any episode that features trois mother or focus on wheatons character should be avoided.
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>>71504150
Yeah, sure, skip everything not on this list.
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>>71504150
http://startrekgeneral.tumblr.com/tagged/Star-Trek
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>>71504220
That was a very good image to accompany your link, 10/10 post.
>>71504150
Skip nothing though you fucking coward, watch everything again.
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>>71503254
>google space jews
>ferengi pics come up
lmao
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>>71504326
Have you honestly never watched any star trek episode that features ferengi? They're literally space jews/mudslimes
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>>71504347
That's literally what I'm saying you autistic fucking retard. You realize "space jews" is a trope, right?

God you're so fucking out of the loop. Pleb detected
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>>71504378
>autistic
>retard
>trope
>pleb detected

FUARK YEAAH!
Give 'im the business anon!
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>>71504378
They've been a trope since their first inception, why would you need to reiterate it in a thread for people who're familiar with the trope?

It's like preaching suicide to people who are in the middle of attempting suicide.
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>>71504444
Quads checked and confirm suicide is the answer
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>>71504444
>It's like preaching suicide to people who are in the middle of attempting suicide.

well, literally all of you should attempt suicide, so

nice quads
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>>71504444
My original post is here.
>>71504441
But your FOUR FOURS negates my condescension.
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>>71503829
>Dukatina
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>>71504878
It's Cardassian for "Dukat's daughter".

"Ina" means "daughter of" and "Dukat" means "galactic embarrassment".
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>>71504952

first Ziyal was so goddamn hot

shame her getting offed never had any real resolution, unless you count Dukat's descent into madness
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>>71504952
From this day forward, all toilets in the Cardassian Union shall be known as "Dukats".
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>>71502758
So are you just gonna' sit on it or is it all at the bottom of a trash mountain?
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>>71503269
Do you have a license to post that EzrI?
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>>71505812
Y-yes?
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>>71503366
>It's a Kasidy fell into the wormhole looking for Ben and ended up in LA in the 21st century episode
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Why does Starfleet still use the USS prefix?
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>>71507249
Because Roddenberry was in the Navy so everything in Starfleet is based on their terminology. They use it to mean 'United Star Ship' or 'United Space Ship', and admittedly it's stupid, but there's no reason for them to change it as it's nothing to do with America any more.
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What would Ferengi movies be about?
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>>71507519
>One huge entertaining satire on the life cycles of economies, financial organizations, hedge funds, stock markets, famous Ferengi businessman that parallel Trump and Musk, how all of this effects lower level Ferengi society, "behind the lines" with naked / or post Rom nagus women and how their lives fit in...

Possibilities are endless.

Business ethics, collusion, ponzi schemes.

FUCKING DO IT FULLER YOU FAGAY N-WORD QUEER!
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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
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>>71507641
About -- fucking -- time, Soren.

Where the hell have you been?

This thread is the only shelter we have right now as the city outside is being bombarded Bandi rebels and the silence is deafening.
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>>71507588
What's wrong with his hand?
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>>71507519
>One Flew Off The Tower Of Commerce
>The Share Redemption
>Get Shorted
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>>71502099
>it's a DS9 episode
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>>71503131
Well they are married
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Why the fuck does the TNG crew use the Holodeck so much when it fucking malfunctions every time they use it?
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>>71507800
Generalized Acute Yaws
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>>71502211
>Hey Kira, I fucked your mother
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is there any possible plot other than a war that Trek could realistically stretch over 1 episodes?

Trek really does suit the monster of the week format better.
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TGTTS:

--GOD TIER--
Constitution (Refit)
Galaxy
Sovereign

--GREAT TIER--
Intrepid
NX-01
Defiant


--GOOD TIER--
Constitution
Ambassador
Akira
Constitution (Kelvin)
Kelvin (Kelvin)

--SHIT TIER--
Everything else, especially Excelsior
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>>71508197
Same reason Romulans use an artificial singularity that destroy dozens of ships and sectors regularly.
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How does he do it, /tv/?
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>>71507641
"Commander, tell me about the battles you won."
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>>71508488
>Prometheus class not in god tier
>Prometheus class not even listed

shit taste
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>>71507641
"Tell me how many lights you see."
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>>71508645
THERE
ARE
FOOOOOUUR
LIGHTS
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>>71502099

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.
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>>71508601
BIG
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>>71508488
Galaxy is ugly

Fight me irl
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>>71508791
I second this, the Galaxy's saucer section is a fat piece of shit
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>>71508488
>Defiant
>great

It's a fucking tick with bunk beds and a holographic interface.
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>>71508684
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!
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>>71508684

Even when Manny Coto tried to fuck it up.

>>71508902
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>>71508964
Are you being le contrarian or do you legitimately dislike In A Mirror Darkly?
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>>71508630
Awww yeah!
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>>71502099
MORE BAJORAN EPISODES
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>>71503576
I am backtracing your IP address. Expect the cyber police anytime now, pedo!
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I've never watched Voyager before.

Is the doctor the comedy meme character?
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>>71509261
The doctor is the only likable character on that show.
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>>71507641
Yellow & Green.
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>>71509261
Neelix is.
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>>71509261
The Doctor is a god among men and, one of the best characters in Star Trek history.
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>>71509277
This
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>it's a martok episode
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>>71508645
What ever number will get you to shut the fuck up you cunt. Now give me back my clothing and die.
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>>71509343
>it's a trois mother episode
>it's a janeway kills tuvix and I have to cry about it by posting on an anonymous imageboard because i'm too much of a pussy to risk getting all those down votes for being a moron on reddit episode
>it's a how many lights are there episode
>it's a data episode
>it's a everyone that uses the transporter is actually being killed and cloned episode
>it's a why doesn't anyone mention the fact ching chong from voyager is a clone episode
>it's a muh klingon honor episode
>its a bellanna torres episode
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>>71509343
based J.G. Hertzler
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>Captain, it seems the creatures are in mating season and the one that is attacking us sees us as a sexual rival. Maybe if we display submissive behaviour, it will let up. We should try rolling over.
>Very well. Lieutenant Paris, rotate the ship.

I love Voyager.
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>>71509500
Thankfully the majority don't.
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>>71503131
Would have what ?
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>>71509500
His character sucks, but he seem like a pretty cool guy at cons.
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>it's an Iggy Pop plays a Vorta episode
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>>71507405
I always thought it was like "Unitedfederationofplanets Star Ship"
Which granted, is stupid.

Should have have atleast been "UFS"
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>>71509334
Wait, does Bob actually play the guitar?
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>>71509645
>It's a Seth Macfarlane is a chubby extra episode.
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>>71504326
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>>71509261
The only good character on that shit show

The rest are:

Picard wannabe captain
First officer even the actor is bored with
Chief engineer daddy issues
Jar Jar Binks of Star Trek
Black Spock knock-off
"rebellious" helmsman
A hot blonde in a tight catsuit
A pedo bait
and an asian science officer you will never even notice
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>>71502486
anyone have a webm of Ezri as a casino waitress?
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>>71504326
Pure coincidence
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>>71509261
I can identify with him on so many levels.
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>>71509961
Indeed.
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>>71510020
His reaction always gets me
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>>71507588
A satire of capitalism, it would need Paul Verhoeven to direct it in Robocop fashion.
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>>71508488
>Not including the badest motherfucker to ever blow the Borg away
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>>71508601
Barbed for her pleasure.
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>>71508630
>Should we use our resources to build three ships?
>Nah, let's build one ship that needs the resources of three ships instead
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>>71508752
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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>>71510204
>look up schematics to see where they put the engineering in that thing
>it's right next to the crew quarters

Freedom class, all the downsides of the Defiant class with none of the upsides.
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>>71509106
>When Archer fights the Gorn and it's shot to look like a 1960s man fighting a man in a rubber suit

It was a nice touch
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>>71510252
Sounds like standard Federation procedure.
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>>71509261
Neelix is the meme character designed to sell toys to kids.
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>>71509334
Is he playing Molly's dress?
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>>71510304
>Neelix is the meme character designed to sell toys to kids.
Neelix shouldn't be close to any children, no matter what form he's in.
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>>71509558
When did TNG do a Power Rangers crossover?
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>>71509750
>It's a king of Jordan episode
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>>71510304
Could be true. One of the creators of the show said he had just finished watching The Lion King which was playing in theaters at the time and he ordered them to base his look after Pumbaa.
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>>71510361
Come to think of it, what episode was that anyway?
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>>71510404
But Pumba on his own didn't sell much. It was Timon + Pumba or Timon on his own that children wanted.
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>>71510339
Neelix is love.
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>>71510416
Kes was Timon.
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>>71510528
Yeah but she had babies from her behind
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>>71510528
kek
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>>71510300
post-scarcity, niggas!
fuck ain't got to explain shit. dis magick nigga!
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>The Borg are white-skinned and constantly force all other races into adopting their culture and technology, referencing stereotypes of white people.
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>>71510840
I think Jake would've made a better Vedek Bareil.

But Mirror Bareil is for Anglim.
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Why did Janeway leave Tuvok with a promotional photo of the Voyager main cast when she "left for the past"?
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>>71511188
I want to know why Admiral Paris had a photo of Nicolas Locarno and then later the photo switched the combadge on Locarno's chest.

Was the photo a shapeshifter?
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>>71502993
She'd be rapt no doubt.
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>>71508752
Damn Ezri still looks cute, what is she 40?
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>>71508601
He's tall and looks marginally decent for a black guy.
Also, he has a calm, good natured voice and way about him.
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>>71510448
I spread my buttcheeks for Neelix
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i want my own starships
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>>71511417
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>>71511188
>>71511271
Everytime I think I'm out, I get dragged right back in.
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>>71511442
As do I my my sad friend.
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>>71508601
He's a comedian. Women like funny men. Being famous and having a BBC also helps.
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>>71511442
iktf
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>>71511451
I know that feeling.

Like when the phase-shifted aliens were able to manipulate objects and not fall through floors.

Or how Ro could run across floors without a problem but easily kick a Romulan out of the Enterprise when phase-shifted?
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>>71511601
What a beautiful shot, although it looks like it's in a snow globe with stars that close.
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>>71511417
Who wouldn't.
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>>71511617
It's from the last episode. Personally, I thought the framing device was stupid, but they almost made it worthwhile with these shots.
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>>71511606
The artificial gravity plating in the floors made it so they couldn't pass through.
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>>71511766

Last episode of Enterprise, that is. Underrated show, don't understand all the hate it gets.
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>>71509645
Possibly the best Ferenghi episode there is.
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>>71471453
>It's a getting possessed by a strong alien makes you stronger than your body is capable of episode
Was the nature of consciousness this implies ever addressed in the show?
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>It's a Voyager gets taken aparr by a puppet show episode
https://youtu.be/sZLcIpbOHIU
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>>71511766
Something looks off about the deflector dish.
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>>71502099
If Ferengi are Jews, what are Cardassians?
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>>71510204
God I fucking hate kitbashes
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>>71513565

It was always implied that they were Nazis like.

With muh 6 billion bajorans
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So I finally got around to finishing ENT and holy fucking shit I don't think I've ever been madder at any TV show. I want the fucking head of whoever was responsible for capping off one of the best seasons of any Trek I've ever seen with that show-ruining bullshit.

I honestly wished that I had just skipped the finale because living with the autism would have better than the entire season turning to ashes in my mouth.
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>>71512847
Not in any Trek I know of.
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>>71511499

Serious question:

Why are jews so obsessed with nigger dicks?
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>>71515606
/pol/ seems much more obsessed with bbc
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>>71509106

I dislike the direction Coto was taking the show, trying to pander more to the ultra-queer TNG/Voyager fag base.
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>>71515661

Nope.

>jews spam nigger dicks on /pol/
>jews claim /pol/ is obsessed

Typical jew projection.
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>>71515839
>the jews did it!
You guys always manage to live up to the stereotype so perfectly.
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>>71515877

Projecting this hard.
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All of these are on Netflix now right? Might have to give it a go.
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>>71515997

Oh look...

A commercial.
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>It's a Worf gives sensible advice and gets brushed aside episode.
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Best Star Trek thread /tv/ has seen in years, maybe ever.
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bEST TREK

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>>71516677
best time travel movie eva
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Characters who did literally everything wrong.
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>>71502099
>>it's a cardassian-centric episode

Basically every episode ever made.
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characters who did literally nothing wrong
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anybody saved the ds9 rap album?
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>>71503822
>implying ferengi females aren't just as greedy and capitalist as the males
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>>71503822
>giving absolute power to one nagus
Guess they should have tried democracy!
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>>71516920
Can I save this rare pepe?
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>>71504150
Why don't you just start on the first episode and press the pagedown key if you don't like it, you stupid fucking retard?
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>>71509277
this tbqphwy

also seven of nine when her mind was taken over by the doctor
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>>71509413
God damn you are salty.
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>>71510411
Who knows, with Voyager they all blend in together to form one big disappointing lump of poop.
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>>71510097

You're easily amused.

Do you also play with your navel?
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>>71514337
I feel your pain, man. Imagine watching that live. It was a kick to the nuts when fat Riker and Fat Troi came on screen
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>>71517642

Eww. Nasty.
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>>71517642
It wouldn't have so badly if S4 wasn't so good. If it had capped off S2 or something then it wouldn't merit more than an eye roll and a sigh but as it stands it's absolutely inexcusable.

>Nazis
>Augments (complete with Data cameo and reference to Khan)
>Orions
>Vulcans
>TOS Klingons
>Andos
>Romulans
>Mirror Universe
>Trip and T'Pol

It was like a fucking TOS hit parade plus a persistent B-plot featuring two of the only characters on the show with chemistry and frankly I'm almost more mad about how Trip and T'Pol ended up than about everything else combined. If the Riker reveal was a kick in the nuts then their plot was like seeing your dog get run over by the same guy that just kicked you in the nuts.
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>>71507405
Roddenberry was in the Air Force (technically the Army Air Forces), but he made Star Trek about the Navy because the other services have always been jealous of how much cooler the Navy is.
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>>71518398
*wouldn't have hurt so badly
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>>71511880
That should have been in the episode.

>Ro: We're dead!
>Geordi: We're not dead!
>Ro: Were' ghosts!
>Geordi: We're not ghosts!
>Ro: How do you know?
>[Geordi jumps up and down repeatedly]
>Geordi: We're still affected by the gravitons and graviolis of the ship's artificial gravity field.
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Is this the most disturbing moment in Star Trek history?

I can't think of anything that came close to the first time hearing that scream.
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>>71516677
>>71516711
It's not a time travel movie. They travel to a parallel universe where Earth is still stuck in the 1980s.

t. Bob Orci
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>>71510361
>it's a Tom Morello episode
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>>71518417
>being hurt by a tv show

Shatner was right.

You people have no lives.
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>>71516729
See >>71503366 to understand why you are wrong.
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>>71518848
first time I remember a movie freaking me the fuck out.
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Is there a list somewhere of episodes where there's actual exploring, finding new planet new race and shit?
Not borg/dominion/Raiders/romulan etc conflict episodes. Or any 'only on the enterprise episodes'.
Basically no DS9 type episodes.
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>>71502284
I love how literally every planet in Star Trek (but Earth) is divided into provinces and continents named for cardinal directions

"I grew up on the Southern Continent."
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>>71508684
YES ANON YES!

Everytime I see this anon's post I rejoice.
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>>71519021
>Basically no DS9 type episodes.
Not even the episodes where there's actual exploring, finding new planet new race and shit?
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>>71507641
BIG and WHITE and full of PRIVILEGE
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>>71518882
>You people have no lives.
You're here too, famalamadingdong.
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>>71519156
I never got past episode 3, so fucking boring.
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>>71519238
What a shame, you're missing out.
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>>71519289

Beside ENT being my #1; DS9 is my #2.

This anon is right; you are missing out.
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DS9 is best Trek without a question, the best thing they ever did, even though it cost them casual viewers, was the whole overarching story with the Dominion War and characters developing over the course of the series, especially Dr. Bashir, the Ferengi and Sisko.
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>>71519107

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots.
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling
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>>71519420
That's the wrong picture to convince them.

Post some new races n shit.
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>>71519289
I love episodes like "Thine Own Self". Or ehen they infiltrate a pre-modern society.

Any DS9 episodes like that?
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>>71519516
>More character
>Interesting aliens
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>>71519420

NigTrek9 is #2 alright.
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>>71519086
Yeah, except you are wrong for Kronos, Romulus, Vulcan etc.
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>>71519575
Star Trek IX
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>>71519516

Fucking right on the money anon. Well said!

>>71519549

I think the Defiant is a major point of the show. The Station itself is cool, and the run-abouts are nice, but the Defiant is the end-all of the show.

Also the writing got a hell lot better when the Defiant entered in Season 3.

>>71519598

Sisko was not really a nigger honestly. He was actually quite a good leader. Also, he had a bunch of support from Dax and Kira that made him "look better" as they were a huge support for his leadership role on the station.
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>>71519667
>Star Trek IX
kek
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>>71519516
>Less technobabble
Less than Voyager, but still more than TOS and DS9.

>More character
Half the cast is completely-forgettable Berman-mandated cardboard.
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>>71518398
Really to me, the worst part of it all was how they completely brush aside the beginnings of the federation, you know, what the ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW was building up to, with it being part of a holodeck simulation cause Riker is nervous about some bullshit speech or something
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>>71519516
>No feminism
>he forgot about the episode where a man got impregnated by a female to reverse sci-fi tropes
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>it's a those darn kids are making mischief again at the shopping mall in outer space that has a Captain episode

DS9 sucked
(yes, every episode)
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>>71519575
Most of the societies in DS9 are post-modern.

Most of the clothing too.
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>>71518865
>that look
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>>71518882
Says the guy who has literally built his entire fame and fortune as the main character of this show for "no life losers", and would be a literally who today without them.
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>>71519704
>Sisko was not really a nigger honestly

NigTrek9 was a boring soap opera with a bunch of unlikeable characters, feminists everywhere, a token nig commander, and way too many space jews.

No thanks.
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>>71519754

More character;

Honestly, I though Archer, T'pol and Trip had a lot of character, but I can agree that Hoshi, Reed and Mayweather's characters were pretty bland. They should have expanded on them more.

Still love the show regardless.
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>>71519086
When you're writing for a weekly show with a new planet every single episode it gets to the point where you can no longer force yourself to come up with new names.
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>>71519857
The top one is photoshopped
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>>71515839
>Jews
It's Australians you autist

It's always Australians
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>>71519941
Archer's character was being a madman as mad as Caligula.
>a horse can join the senate!
>a dog can join first contact missions!
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>>71519924
In case anyone is wondering, this is bait.

If you continue to reply, it will detail the comfy trek thread we're having.
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>>71519924
Looking back, the feminists were pretty bad...

And he was kinda a Token Commander, still think he was good.

The space jews (Ferengi) were fucking hilarious. Does not bother me. They were more of a joke than to be taken seriously.
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>>71519924
what the hell are you doing in a star trek thread, /pol/?
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>>71519814

Fatherhood is far removed from feminism.
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>>71520100
Another reason to like DS9, the best example of fatherhood in all of Star Trek.

>b-b-but what about the finale?
Even with that working against it, it's *still* a better example than all the other Star Treks.
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>>71520061
I told you not to reply, it's going to detail the thread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71519912

Says a no-life loser whose life revolves around what's on the jew tube..
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>>71520205
You told me too late.
It's all your fault.
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>>71520061
>/pol/ boogeyman
/pol/ fucking loves DS9, all the realpolitik and behind the scenes dealings are right up their alley.

You're thinking of /v/.
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>>71520026
Don't remember the horse join senate, whatever you are talking about.

Dog on a first contact mission; first, that was not their first time meeting them and second the aliens were insensitive. The humans did not understand their insensitivity. In turn Archer does not have proper procedures when bringing their pet to the planet.

Meh
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>>71520051
>knows trektards need to have things explained to them
>offers erroneous explanations because butthurt
>calls opinions it doesn't like "bait"
>passes the trektard test
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>>71520315
>In turn Archer does not have proper procedures when bringing their pet to the planet.
Enterprise goes against Gene's vision of an improved, evolved humanity.

If we understand RIGHT NOW why Archer's actions were a bad idea, then how does humanity regress to such total ignorance 150 years from now?
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>>71520006

Australian jews are still jews.
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>>71519086
It's just how the universal translator works. Alien says some proper noun that you don't give a shit about and it takes that and boils it down to what you need to know.
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>>71520026
>>71520315

Archer sent his dog's biological profile down to the planet prior to their visit.

Clearly, he obtained permission first.

Stop grasping at straws.

Enterprise was best Trek. Deal with it.
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