ye olde >>71494421
Drunk Cersei best Cersei edition
Azor Jon!
REMINDER that the only people who agree with /got/ that the show is bad are
>an autistic swede
>an autistic State Department bureaucrat
>a handful of feminists on tumblr
Versus
>every professional critic in the world
>an audience that was the biggest ever this year
>waifu wasn't syrio
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Either Jonarya or Jonsa will happen.
Dany as a Queen can fuck anyone she wants and their kids will bear her name since hers will be the royal family name, so the Targ line can continue.
Starks wouldn't be independent so they're down to 2 females and a handicapped kid who in that kind of time isn't gonna be thought capable of having kids, Jon's gonne be legitimized as a Stark and to prevent succession butthurt, marry one of his cousins
Bittersweet part, Jon will be in love with Arya and vice versa, but he will marry Sansa out of duty
I cant wait to learn more about the high sparrow after so much screen time dedicated to his character!
To the person who requested it, here it is. It was actually kind of fun to make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Bb5h9gFF4&feature=youtu.be
(farts)
>"There is definitely room for those two to build on this relationship that they have and I think their trust with each other is going to get stronger and stronger. He betrayed her once I don’t think he’ll do it again after the scolding that she gave him. So we shall see, but I think they’d be a good little duo, a dangerous duo but a good duo."
BASED SOPHIE DEFENDING CIA
AzorBran is hot and there's nothing you can do about it!
which thread
>>71496514
>professional critic
>youtuber
pls get some culture pleb, it sucked
>>71496598
STOP
>>71496598
Stop posting this you freaking goofball
>>71496624
The Atlantic, The New York Times, Vanity Fair, etc. all agree this is one of the greatest shows of all time.
How did Jon become one of the best swordsmen in Westeros again? all he ever did was being trained by some old guy, then got some seldom combat experience! If he were a DnD Fighter, it'd be like him gaining 10 levels of experience from killing goblins!
>>71496597
> He betrayed her once I don’t think he’ll do it again after the scolding that she gave him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71496624
>youtuber
wat? Did you think he was talking about Preston? Read his post.
I’m legit mad that GoT had Pedofinger besmirch the sacred ground of Winterfell’s Godswood with his presence. Like, what the fuck. And don’t even get me started on him being allowed inside Winterfell AT ALL I was disgusted.
>>71496671
>How did Jon become one of the best swordsmen in Westeros again?
He didn't, it was a dumb line written by dumb showrunners.
>>71496471
My queen
>>71496680
oh no, the scolding!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11TZzy-T_GY
AZOR JON
>>71496638
no u
This post is dedicated to Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Defender of the Faith
he just released the sample chapter where tommen walks out the window
>>71496670
hahahahaha, fucken hell thx for proving my point, it's a shitty mess with tits and dragons that's it.
>best show of all time
get some culture pleb
>>71496598
I STANN U
>>71496712
Please, no thread wars, ser. We wouldn't want to be banned again, would we?
>>71496733
She married Nick the Greek so she will be well used to taking it Greek style I bet
Preston did nothing wrong.
>>71496745
Tommen isn't an edgy teen in the books so no
>>71496670
They also agree that tomatoes cause cancer, vaccines cause autism, Trump is bad, Trump is good, Hillary is shit, Hillary is the greatest person of all time, they'll write anything that sells. They are journalists, not scientists. And even they say anything that pays.
>>71496811
What will happen to his kittens now that he's gone?
>>71496801
is this about salad dressing?
>>71496818
I don't think you'll see many articles in Vanity Fair saying Trump is good friend.
>>71496597
How the fuck are they a good duo?
Sansa has nothing to offer Littlefinger than her pussy, he's the one with power and the smarts to get more and use it.
Him saving the North thinking it'd get Sansa to love him and get her crowned Queen is now a bad investment
And Littlefinger hates bad investments
I just realized there won't be anymore play parodies in the next season.....fuck
>>71496671
Maybe he is a prodigy. He won against that Thenn guy, after all. I am more interested in how the fuck anyone knows he is a good swordsman - it's not like he or anyone else who fought by his side left the wall.
>>71496733
>Americunts will never have her perfect face on their currency
>>71496840
greatest pussycatof all time
>>71496810
>Butthurt as hell his retarded R+L=D theory is BTFO forever
>Whining about the show being bad now when anyone whose read the books knows it was bad from the start
how does cersei just take kings landing after killing off all the faith militant when killing all the faith militant was exactly what they said they cant do because the common people will revolt
please help
>>71496810
Preston is chris chan tier but he's right about this season being the absolute worst.
>>71496786
>>71496598
senpaitachi
>>71496852
more their preference for buggery I think is anon's point
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Greek%20Style
>>71496904
he's been 'whining' since s5, just like everyone
I don't understand. Why would anyone ever want Dany to win? The entire series has been spent building her up to learn how to be a good queen but she STILL isn't, she's STILL naive as fuck, and GoT is supposed to thrive off of not giving you what you expect.
>Targeryns are fire
>Starks are Ice
>Mance is a minstrel
This entire story is a retelling by Mance to others many years later
>>71496471
Dumbass Cersei, doesn't she know green means Borg or Romulan?
>>71495592
I'm not even a Jonsafag, but it should be quite obvious. Jon and Arya are extremely close and have a "big brother/little sister" relationship that to distort into an romantic one would be pretty screwed up, not just for the incest but because of a pedophile power-play sort of thing going on.
Sansa on the other hand never had much of a relationship at all with Jon. Catelyn probably shielded them from each other (whereas Arya is persistent and you can't really tell her what to do).
To Jon, if you strip away the blood connection, she would be this stereotypical beautiful young lord's daughter living in the castle that he has to admire from afar and can't form much of a sibling relationship with. With Sansa, Jon would be the sullen bastard boy that her mother has shielded her away from and probably slagged off non-stop for what he is. She would automatically dismiss him as an actual relative or someone attractive the way ladies dismiss lowborns/bastards.
Then they to through all this trauma with their families getting killed off and then after losing everything begin to value each other's existence the way they wouldn't have at the beginning at Winterfell, then when they struggle to get their home back and come to form a "forbidden" attraction to the real person they never got to know originally after going through puberty and everything?
It's not gonna happen, but the concept makes way more sense than AryaxJon. It's like how relatives who were raised apart are more likely to fuck than siblings raised in the same house from a young age. Sansa/Jon may actually have done the latter, but they were more distant than Arya/Jon and thus romance is more in tne realm of possibility.
>>71496987
>just like everyone
I've been posting in these generals since S2, and was bitching on westeros.org on S1.
>>71496946
no one outside of the sept knew she did it you retard
Did anyone else find it painfully fucking stupid that Lyanna whispered something inaudibly into Ned's ear in the "Promise me" scene? I mean, we were viewing it from Bran's perspective and he was viewing it through magic. If there was something he couldn't hear from where he was standing, why the fuck didn't he go back and get closer? The whole point of going back was for him to figure out what was going on in the tower. Why would he just be like, "naw, probably wasn't important if she felt the need to whisper it out of earshot from the other two ladies in the room."
>>71497040
OR they knew and didn't act because they feared her
>>71497040
>Hey the Sept blew up
>Hey Cersei didn't show up for trial too
>Hey she's now Queen
the common people aren't that retarded
>>71497033
>I'm not even a Jonsafag
Nice try
>>71497097
nice save retard
tripfag says something stupid
>>71497114
>the common people aren't that retarded
the common people were on cersei's side when ned was executed so yes they are retarded
tfw im finding the show difficult to watch ever since my king died for nothing i just watched the finale now and i dont like this show anymore
i think stannis will die a glorious death to the others in the books but not before burning his daughter in a attempt to save the kingdom
>the plebs like the senseless violence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPb4qPTWovs
these are some of my favorite memes
>>71496876
The one great thing about Arya's plot this season was the mummer's troupe by far.
>>71497188
I don't think Stannis will give the order to burn Shireen in the books, but it will be a ploy by Selyse and Melly.
Also, D&D clearly hated Stephen Dillane, maybe because he was difficult to work with, maybe not, but I'm about 99% certain that's why he was culled early.
He also might be an expensive actor, who knows.
I mek joke
>>71497215
stop giving tripfaggots attention, thx
>>71497114
>And what about Building 7? It collapsed, although there wasn't even any wildfire there! And btw dragons never existed, but the Targaryens were actually shapeshifting lizards!
Fuck off, conspiritard!
>>71496868
Cause every Man needs a strong independent woman, dummy.
Show me your best Branart
>>71497196
>Makes hours of content about his autistic theories about a mediocre unfinished fantasy theories
>Thinks he's sophisticated
>>71497206
Who's the semendemon that played Jeffrey?
>>71496514
GoT finally reached the state of pure kino this season, it's only natural for plebs to be instinctively hostile to high art.
>>71497291
Stephen Dillane hates the show and he doesn't bit his tongue in any interview.
>>71497344
>>71497370
>pure kino
>plebs hostile
m8; game of thrones is THE pleb show of the decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3P3E05xac
>>71497344
>>71497037
k, what's your point?
>>71497341
I swear Sophie says almost anything possible to get a reaction out of it.
Like how she said she told that director of her rape scene "how could you do this to me",and said on the inside she actually liked the scene, I don't believe either of those, but they both sound like shit an attention whoring slag would say.
>>71497425
True art is not elitist, the greatest forms of art appeals to both the masses and the enlightened.
The real plebs are hipsters and autistic children who hate anything that's good and popular.
>>71497344
Real Bran Best Bran
>>71497344
qt
>>71497536
>Like how she said she told that director of her rape scene "how could you do this to me"
that was obviously a joke you retard
>>71497537
>The real plebs r the ones that hate my show waaa
>>71497546
That's a pretty snazzy picture you got there, but that's not real Bran. Cool pic, though.
>>71496471
This artwork is good
>>71496598
until you see his profile
>>71497592
tfw no disney movie about qt boys.
>>71497033
Sansa actually just treated Jon like shit because he was a bastard. She was a mini Catelyn.
>>71497537
True art is on a level that a pleb like you would not even begin to comprehend or even find distateful.
>>71497607
If you hate the show so much then why are you even here?
Time for work. Will pop in every now and than.
>>71497830
who said I hate it, I hate the 'greatest show eva' meme cause it's wrong and retarded, deg don't hate to show, I accept it for what it is
Tits and Dragons, nothing wrong with that just don't start spewing shit like its quality art
>all contenders for the throne are plot armored popularity contest winners
>"GOT isnt like other fantasy because anyone can die!"
Fuck you guys, this show is terrible
>>71497767
Using words like 'true art' unironically means you have no idea what true art really is.
>>71497333
>get trips
noice trips
>>71497908
>I hate the 'greatest show eva' meme
In other words you are a fucking hipster.
>>71497959
He said not to respond to tripsfaggots you motherfucker
>>71497914
>implying the books aren't about Dany and Jonny
It wasn't D&D idea to revive Jon m8.
>>71497830
lol that dog looks like a nigger
>>71498073
Never read the books, im sure theyre just as bad
>>71498038
ok little buddy sperg away, I don't hate ur shit show k? calm down breath into a bag whateva help ok?
>>71497944
t. pleb who feels threatened when his inferior unsophisticated taste is called out
>>71498128
You are still responding, and you sound fairly upset too.
>>71498159
why wouldn't I keep responding? R u ok? Really is something wrong?
>>71498198
Honestly I am bored and multitasking. I am also in the wrong thread with someone who is projecting too much.
>>71498274
im gonna go get some milk
>>71496471
Did no one else notice that they made Bronn extremely insecure this season? Hes always going on how about how Jaime gets all the bitches and when he finds podrick he just starts sucking his dick too
>"YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAGIC COCK"
I think his wife cheated on him or some shit
>>71498125
Robb was less of a main character in the books and they killed him off before he could do all of his plans.
Why are people getting upset that High Sparrow and Smirkfu got killed before they could do all of theirs?
Maybe racemixing ain't so bad?
>>71498554
>Why are people getting upset that High Sparrow and Smirkfu got killed before they could do all of theirs?
Because their shitty predictions turned out to be wrong. Most people are really bad at spotting red herrings.
>>71498599
I'm mixed and my sister is a whiter version of herno you can't have pics
>>71498623
I guess it's the same people who thought Rickon was going to do something other than dying when his wolf was LITERALLY NAMED SHAGGYDOG
>>71498624
>no you can't have pics
I hate you now! I hope you get hit by a car a break your legs and can't afford an ambulance!
>>71498533
YER THA WUN WIV THA MAGIC HORN!
Anybody got that 100% chill night king picture? It's like this one
>>71497188
>>71497291
>>71497382
At least we still have book Stannis.
>>71497355
HOLY FUCK, STALKER PRESTON CONFIRMED.
>>71496745
CERSEI COULDVE AVOIDED HIM FALLING IN LOVE WITH MARGERY IF SHE WOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM HERSELF OR LOCKED HIM IN A ROOM FULL OF WHORES BEFORE HE MET MARG. HE WAS NOT IN LOVE. HE WAS IN LUST.
You are to be reborn in A World of Ice and Fire.
Where will you live?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10634849 (embed)
What is your profession?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10634886 (embed)
What is your faith?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10634903 (embed)
Who do you serve?
>>71496500
>Azor
Stop saying Jon is into assplay!
>>71499468
Go away shit poster
>>71499407
>tfw all this prestonposting is just preston self-promoting
that may include this post
>>71498866
>>71496695
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(ddit)
>>71498599
She's part Dominican. I'm Dominican. She has terrible nappy hair. Not to mention that she's probably a hyper feminist and lost all her 3rd world country womanly charm.
>>71499564
>I'm Dominican
DROPPED
>>71497114
The common people don't actually care, they haven't had a ruler that did jack shit for them in years so I think they gave up.
>>71499504
I will live in the North as a Prostitute, serving Dany and The Seven.
>>71496718
Is there any Punished Snow fanart?
So Euron burns down Oldtown episode 5ish of next season?
>>71496868
She could give him winterfell aside from her pussy.
>>71499564
Only thing I like about Dominicans are their fried breakfast cheese. Well, they make a good coffee too. And that mushy mashed potato looking shit they serve with breakfast. Yeah, pretty much Dominican breakfast in general is pretty solid.
You just know that Littlefinger is gonna get rapey with Sansa and Sansa is going to stab him or something to show how strong and independent she is now.
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Daily reminder thebiggestthreat in Westeros is :Littlefinger
>>71499652
Well I suppose that life is irregular.
6 episode season, so more like episode 2 or 3, from Sam's POV.
The big battle in Oldtown is when Dany comes around episode 5.
>>71499705
well he is a big guy
>>71496695
>pedofinger
Hello there, Tumblrite
Guys I just realised Theon is going to be in Dorne next season with just about every feminist character in the show. The Sneks, Dany, Yara, Olenna. If they make fun of him im gonna be fuckin mad bros.
>>71499701
>Kills Ellaria and the Sand Snekes
>Fucks Dany so hard her womb is healed
>She pops out a dozen silver haired purple eyed babies
This general is highly irregular.
>>71499705
He's got a decent sized army, but not so decent that they could take on the rest of Westeros unchallenged. And their loyalty to him is tenuous at best anyway. Should something happen to Sweetrobyn he's out.
>>71499540
It's like the picture I posted except instead of Not cool it says 100% chill
>>71496671
He's not that great, but he's actually received proper training. Ramsay Bolton never received any formal training so he knows Jon would just carve him the duck up. He stays alive because of his street smarts, not because of his combat skills.
Also, Jon killed Qhorin Halfhand and killed a fair number of Wildlings.
threadly reminder that this is who CIA is risking all his ambitions for, and this is the great beauty cucking him at every turn
>>71499781
My bowels are highly irregular.
>>71499821
Show Ramsay is a monster who took down the best killers of the Iron Islands while shirtless.
>>71499835
worth
>>71499687
If he keeps doing stuff to earn her trust and she still won't let him smash he might.
Dude hates a bad investment and once Jon's out of power, she's not gonna have anyone to run to.
King Jon, you have my sword...
Bow, ye shits.
>AgnosticTemplar
>>71499504
R'hllor following Pentosi sellsword.
>>71499865
BLACKED when
>>71499835
>>71499865
>>71499835
sad when book sansa is a literal goddess
>>71499770
What do you think is more likely to happen?
>Euron kills Yara and Theon redeems himself as a commander
>Theon sacrifices himself to save Yara
I think one of these is happening next season
Is Gerion Lannister still alive?
>>71499898
>Essoi savage
>While following a Essos religion
>>71499821
Ramsay must have had training though, he's a lords son, bastard or not. He would have been trained rigorously by a master at arms.
>>71499938
I wouldn't call that living.
>>71499856
Yeah but then D&D forgot about that
>>71499948
In the books he wasn't raised by Roose.
>>71499835
Wait, you mean when people contort their faces, they stop looking good?!?
What the fuck?!??!
ALRIGHT AGNOSTICTEMPLAR
SHOW YOURSELF YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>71499835
LF earns that pussy of hers
>>71499770
>show Theon never regained himself like book Theon who is back to bringing banter
Twenty BIG cocks.All for Bran.
>>71499882
I know only one King and his name is STARK!
Cast a better Sansa.(I mean actual actresses not fake sansa from the play)
does Euron ever fight in the books?
I don't know if I can handle his combat power if it's equal to the other stuff that GRRM has given him
>>71499856
Yara ran because of the dogs and the rest ran because they were getting overwhelmed. Ramsey would get btfo'd against Jon in single combat even discounting plot armor.
>Early reports from insiders indicate that HBO is looking for a tall, handsome blonde man to play a controversial part in a southern part of Westeros.
Who is this supposed to be?
>>71499931
The only way Theon should ever die at this point is if its to accomplish something good. And it should be something good for the Starks, Him dying for his faggot sister who literally left him for dead is terrible and him dying for Dany is even worse. I hope it will come to a point when its Dany vs Jon and he will switch sides or something, the ultimate choice between his family and his home.
>>71499948
He still lived at the dread fort though and access to every thing there from the time he killed his brother as a teenager though
>>71500027
Yes. He's a top-tier fighter too. He's literally an anime villain.
>>71499994
more like autistic templar...
heh......
>>71500073
You just know...
>>71500011
Do you think Bran ever lays awake at night thinking about ripped Summer Islanders?
>>71499685
The coffee is shit imo. Especially if they make it with a perculator. Shit burns the coffee. That smashy shit is called mangu. You boil plantains and mash them with a little bit of butter and milk.
If you are going to marry a Dominican woman, make sure you stay in her country. If you must bring her to the US, make sure you make enough money so that she doesn't have to work. If she works as much as you do, she will become just as shitty as the American women.
Or don't marry her and keep her as a lover. Most of them are cool with that if you have the money.
What are the odds of Sam doing something heroic and earning respect and sword from his father in the battle for Oldtown?
>>71500091
http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/post/146617620773/in-one-of-your-metas-you-said-of-euron-that-hes-a
>>71500119
I don't know, but I often lay awake at night thinking of QT Bran. True story.
Preston did literally nothing wrong.
he's still our guy
>>71500073
The Prince that was promised.
this woman is considered a comedian
>>71500027
His armor likely belonged to a Valyrian emperor greater than the Targaryens ever were, I don't think you can find armor like that without being a good fighter.
Also he claims people in Asshai fear him, so he has to compete with the Shadow Men who are some of the most fearsome pirates in the world.
>mfw Dire Wolves keep dying
>>71499773
Darkstar=Aegon
Aegon=Blackfyre
Screenshot this
>Daario will join forces with Euron next season, and he will have Jorah as an hostage
>>71500119
good thing is that he can now teleport there whenever he likes and see them in person
>>71500152
None
Oldtown will be sieged by Euron, Sam will be captured, tortured by Euron personally, and then saved by Jon
Predictions:
They will recast Euron. The actor is shit and the role is too important to fuck up. Euron will be massively important in Winds of Winter and he will be the main human villain of S7 and S8.
Dany will be a villain early on in S7 but we will get a repeat of the Stannis situation in S2 when she invades KL, and her troops will be massively reduced. She'll be forced to change her thoughts and then later joins up with Jon.
>>71500194
I'd rather have nice sets like the citadel than dragons and direwolves
>>71500178
>Lesdogg
Why did Margaery get moon juice from Pycelle? Who was she fucking?
>>71500178
That's a WOMAN? I thought it was a man, like Leslie Nielsen.
>>71500073
No fucking way we'll get Aegon at this point, Euron, Cersei, and the Night King will be the final villains
>>71496471
>>71496471
>>71496471
NEW THREAD
>>71496471
>>71496471
>>71496471
NEW THREAD
>>71500178
i really wish i was black, i'd be a fucking billionaire by now
>>71499894
>haughty book wankers
Yeah, FUCK those guys who actually read the original source material!
>>71500246
>They will recast Euron
Probably
>The actor is shit
He did great in context, they just picked the wrong guy for the job and wrote the character poorly
>Dany will be a villain early on in S7 but we will get a repeat of the Stannis situation in S2 when she invades KL, and her troops will be massively reduced. She'll be forced to change her thoughts and then later joins up with Jon.
Replace KL with Oldtown, but yes
>>71500246
>mfw euron was glamoured
>>71500246
Main human villain is Cersei, Euron will be a secondary antagonist that'll replace the Boltons and Freys
>>71500073
Hopefully it's Aegon. Please please please.
Cersei is going to be killed by Dany via her dragons. In doing this Dany will accidentally kill everyone in King's Landing by igniting her father's hidden caches of wildfire
Will Sansa kill Sweetrobin?
>>71500345
hopefully
>>71500345
hopefully not
>>71500155
>http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/post/146617620773/in-one-of-your-metas-you-said-of-euron-that-hes-a
is this retarded or am i retarded. i don't know. i don't really care.
>>71500073
Bullshit, no source for this whatsoever.
I doubt any new major characters from the books are being cast now, apart from Marwyn and maybe Sarella Sand.
>>71500345
How would that help her?
Is she gonna pull a Dorne and kill him to somehow get the Vale even when she has no rights to it not even an army?
>>71500178
>these are the thoughts of a 50 year old woman
>>71500345
/r/ the top lel edit
She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.
Her cunt.
Became.
THE WORLD.
>>71500258
She probably didn't want to get preggers too soon.
>>71500272
Show Euron sucks.
>>71500333
Yeah let's just shove him in the story with none of the build up or backstory like they did with Jamie's river lands arc leaving the while thing pointless and anemic
The time for Aegon was at the start of season 4
>>71500403
it's retarded
>>71500345
Your lemoncakes,” they all heard Salsa say, when they were close enough to kiss. Her deep voice booming.
“I stole them from the kitchen.” She thrust her free hand into Sweetrobin’s unprotected face, pushing lemony fingers into his eyes.
“Then I licked them.” Salsa slammed her fist into the sick boy’s mouth, making splinters of his teeth.
“Then I smashed their fucking frosting in. Like this.” As she drew back her huge fist, the blood on her lemongrabbers seemed to smoke in the cold dawn air. There was a sickening crunch.
Ser Lyn wailed in terror, and Bronze Yohn’s breakfast came boiling back up. He found himself on her knees retching bacon and sausage and applecakes, and that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers, but no lemony lemoncakes, for Salsa ate them all.
>>71500536
This. I prefer anime Euron.
>>71497333
Checked
>>71500478
only virgins have never made a girl's cunt become the world tbqh
>>71500548
GRRM stop writing erotic fanfic and get back to the books
Can't wait to watch more adventures of handsome white guy in China. Less than an hour to go
>>71500478
>this is top tier writing according to /tv/
>>71500589
is it dank
>>71500605
a lot better than "I drink and I know things"
>watching the big bang theory
>raj references balon greyjoy receiving theon's genitals in a box
>>71500625
yes
>>71500665
>supposed to be nerds
>reference show only events
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>>71500691
Your mother sucks dwarf cock
>>71500654
mcu-tier reddit writing vs shitty fanfic-tier writing
they're both awful
>>71500665
balonzinga
>>71496471
She;s Darth Cersi now
>>71500478
>instead of a sexy Asha and more scenes like this we get stronk Yara that don't need no man
Who's Theon going to impregnate when he gets back to Pyke in the books?
Showfags, don't bother responding
>>71500761
>Who's Theon going to impregnate
>>71500403
poorquentyn is one the most retarded got fan i know.
>>71500589
S1 was comfy
I didn't even know it was out now
>>71500761
lazy eye girl had sextuplets
>>71500782
If the Red Priests and Priestess can bring back the dead, surely they can bring back a cock. Even a girthy greyjoy cock.
>>71500761
The Ironborn will be extinct by the end, it doesn't really matter. Euron is sacrificing the entire Ironborn race.
>>71500733
she's not worthy of being a sith lord. she botched her plan and won the iron throne through pure luck.
>>71500761
I haven't been keeping up with all the preview chapters, I thought he was about to be burned by Stannis to deliver justice and appease his northern allies
>>71498599
I'd racemix with her. She'll forever be Anal Girl from Misfits to me.
>>71500689
>>71500589
this show is great. all the gook bitches want Marco's big Italian sausage. It's a shame they couldn't come up with a better insult than round eye for him tho. Surely easterners had to have insulting terms for westerns
Do people honestly prefer show Euron to supervillain Euron?
>>71496733
This post is dedicated to Her Majesty Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III
>>71500341
Cersi is bad bitch she will fuck them up
>>71500917
Euron's problem is that he hasn't had much screentime at all.
