It's a fucking grilled cheese relax, favreau
someone post the webm of the Rock making barbecue from that Bay flcik
>>71490924
this was a stellar movie
>>71490924
the character's like a super award winning chef, he'll make his son the GOAT grilled cheese sandwich if he wants to
>>71490924
american ''''''''''cooking''''''''''
>>71490924
>this is food porn in america
>tfw no artisan grilled cheese fast casual resturant
brb going on shark tank
>>71490924
>not using frozen bread
>moving it around like an ultimate chef
>>71491005
wtf i love food now
>>71490924
>oil AND butter
>cooking it like an open-face sandwich
what the fuck. I just throw the whole thing in the pan (without oil, gross) and flip it a few times until it's crispy.
>that plastic american cheese
>>71491040
>greatest cheese sandwich
with precut american cheese
why not make it air-canned cheese while youer at it
>>71491137
>with precut american cheese
IT'S WHAT HIS SON WANTS OK
>>71490924
D R O P P P E D
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P
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why did he add more butter after getting the sear on the bread? did the choreographer of this scene ever cook in his life?
>put cheese in bread
>boil the bread
so this is the power of american cooking
>>71491065
No grilled cheese is Europoor food. Anything without meat isn't food porn.
>Favreau only directed this movie to eat food and kiss Sofia Vergara
>>71491086
God Michael Bay is the fucking worst
Nice meme knife
>>71491258
This is just gratuitous filth.
Why does American butter look like mayo?
>>71490924
>four slices of fucking cheese on that thin bread
Disgusting
>>71491258
>>71491274
go back there
dude, just get a sandwich press
>>71491271
And Twitter shekels, I would too if I could.
Anyone got the Hannibal cooking webms?
>>71491486
>>71490924
This is shit tier filmmaking. Almost a minute long sequence of insert shots of someone cooking a grilled cheese sandwhich, and it does absolutely fucking nothing, it's dead space! I know the movie is about food, but holy fuck this is the kind filmmaking you'd expect from a student flick.
>>71490924
that kid is going to die of diabetes in about 15 minutes
Is that a parent? A single parent? No parent would dirty that many dishes for a fucking grilled cheese.
>>71491521
>ywn consume human flesh prepared by Hannibal
that is way to much cheese
>>71491486
>only pepper before
>sprinkling salt on it after it's done
>it just bounces off the steak
>>71490924
>Butter in a special butter bowl
Do cooks actually do this? I keep my butter in tupperware
>>71491600
thank you based robots for chopping up that cow for me
goddamn I'm hungry now
>tfw haven´t eaten in 18 hours
stop posting food
>>71491649
15 hours here and I'm so poor I have to live on popcorn tortillas
>>71491185
its because favreau is a fat fuck.
>>71491600
Watching robots is hypnotic. They move like dancers.
>>71491649
stop living
>>71491678
even mcdonalds is better than that anon
>>71491678
>Can afford popcorn
>Can't afford fucking potatoes or something
Seriously, you are just wasting your poverty dollars on that garbage.
>>71491664
That is a lot of eggs and a lot of butter. It might be like your one meal of the day, Gordon. And then creme fraiche? Make an egg taste good, don't cover it with fat and fat fuck
>>71491749
kernels are like 30 cents a gram
>>71491692
what kind of a disgusting fool eats cooked tomatoes?
>>71491796
Potatoes have more caloric density, more vitamins and they are dirt cheap.
>>71491815
yea i like cold tomatoes too. sometimes they match the dish tho
>>71491521
wtf I love long pig now!
>>71491521
what part of a human is that supposed to be?
>>71491815
>He doesn't lightly roast his cherry tomatoes
>>71491815
English people, I think
>>71491678
What the hell nigger I am poor too but can do better than that
>>71491678
>acting like that's not haute cuisine
>>71491664
fuck of with your hot egg salad gordon
>>71491875
This picture triggers me so much
>Those bland looking beef cubes
>Fucking bananas??
>Hot sauce? Ketchup? Who gives a fuck
God damn, I almost want to go bake a potato to show you fuckers how it's done.
>>71491856
Part of a thigh if I remember correctly
>>71491875
>he can afford ketchup
>not a fatcat
>>71491303
You sound like a pretentious child.
>Butter and EVOO
>Shit full tang gook blade
>Garbage processed cheese mixed in
I hope Jon Favreau gets murdered by a pack of wild gypsies. I know he was in PCU and that movie is great but this shit is just offensive.
>>71491692
>That burnt egg.
>>71491875
>>71491932
>>71492022
I can do better than that, bon appétit.
>>71490924
He didn't even melt the cheese, fucking hack-fraud.
>>71491875
>ketchup
>on bananas
>all that fucking butter
AMERIKINO
>>71491664
Is this one of the videos where they replace the hand close ups with ridiculous shit, but keep everything else? I can't tell.
>>71492107
What I don't understand is why he greases the pan. he's USING FUCKING BUTTER. It DOESN'T NEED OIL.
>>71491692
that has to be a bitch to clean
also
>americans
pic related
you have to fry FRUIT to get yourself up in the morning? god damn
>>71492077
Dude it's 4th of July weekend, time for an American classic. Pizza!
>>71492107
French cuisine means it has lots of butter.
>>71492086
it's oozing out the sides retard
>>71491875
add a little more 'chup, and it's perfect.
>>71492193
>this image
Actually worse then liveleak gore.
>>71492191
Holy Christ.
Ladiess and gentlemen, socialism.
>>71492191
M8 that's a fellow bong.
>>71492191
>250 pounds
>American
>>71492193
>That layer of burned plastic/ American cheese
>>71491274
Did you get those hot opinions over at reddit buddy?
>>71491678
Why popcorn? I love regular corn with good ol' American ranch
>>71491320
That is mayo, it's the secret to a god-tier GC.
>>71492191
>>71492299
I though 250 pounds was average?
>tfw had a dream where Reviewbrah was eating me and only gave me an 8/10 last night
>>71492347
The average is 260-285 lbs he's just trolling you. You're still mommy's special healthy boy.
>>71491081
http://meltbarandgrilled.com/
>>71492347
Pounds as in the currency
i weigh 145lbs btw
>>71491258
Does he not know that black means burned?
>>71492324
'no'
Mayo isn't that hard and you don't put it on the outside.
>eating meat
It's like you want your body and the environment to be destroyed.
>>71492193
>>71492077
>>71491875
>>71491678
>When gore reaches such absurd high levels it becomes funny
>>71492432
>eating meat destroys your body
>>71491086
>this is still a real story
hated that part.
utterly pointless, well I guess it helped the idiots who came to see a Bay movie remember that this was in fact still based on a true story like it said in the beginning at that point in the movie. not sure how dumb you have to be to forget something like that
>>71491086
>hands
This movie's ridiculous and I love that
>>71492403
It's mexican meme street food, they call it a "char"
>>71492403
>Implication
That's a seasoning rub on the outside of the meat you fucking mongoloid. I hate it when you peasants try to talk like you know about food. Go choke on one of your mother's chicken tenders from a bag she bought with the money she made fucking black men.
>>71492432
JAMES CAMERON PLEASE GO, AND TAKE YOUR CHINESE OVERLORDS WITH YOU
>>71492381
I thought that was "pretty good" on his scale?
>>71492533
literally triggered about food
americans everyone
>>71491521
>puts pepper before cooking
>adds salt after its done cooking
dammit
>>71492466
Are you retarded m8?
>>71492593
Try again you fucking third world peasant.
>>71492641
go burn some more of your meat, it probably reminds you of the nigger that impregnated your mom you fat fuck
>>71490924
More like Jon Fatreau
>>71492191
This is why is always pisses me off when fat cunts complain about BROWNS and POLAKS using the NHS.
Stop being a fat cunt before you complain.
Fat cunt.
>>71492191
You didn't even post an American
>>71491081
melt bar and grill
>>71492665
Again, not burned, you're fucking retarded. Enjoy being blown the fuck out and projecting you shitskin third worlder.
>>71492777
>black
>not burned
I get you americans want to have something of your own due to your lack of cuisine, but don't be absurd.
>>71492777
>enjoying charcoal filled food
Good luck with that cancer
>>71492403
Kill yourself
>>71492777
Nice trips
>>71492838
>>71492840
It's charred meat you uncultured faggots, also you don't tell the cut of the meat by looking at outside you look at the inside
>>71492107
Almost all cuisine except molecular gastronomy uses excessive amounts of lipids. While the local restaurant does not serve burgers with fries, its Salmon salad or Baked potatoes probably have nearly a thousand kilocalories none the less.
>>71492924
okay but then i have to cut off the edges to not get the taste of burned cancer in my mouth
>>71492838
>>71492840
Again, you fucking third world idiots, it's a rub. Also not American. You're embarrassing yourself.
Also, you've never had anything cooked on a grill? I know you probably only eat rice and potatoes in third worldland but holy shit.
>>71492924
Eh why would you burn and ruin the meat to a black crisp? Sounds pretty damn stupid
>>71492984
canadians pls leave
>>71493002
Yeah but why is it burned?
>>71493002
So the one thing americans steal is some fucked up method of burning your meat? Top kek mate.
>>71493023
But you don't? It's slightly charred on the outside to give it a crunch and a flavour
The meat on the inside is cooked perfectly
>>71493048
OK this triggered the fuck out of me
>>71491678
Man. I had a period in my life where I had to feed myself off 35 dollars every two weeks. It's not fucking hard to and variety comes down to seasoning.
Cheap meats & ones on sale. Even that 1 lb chub of mechanically separated chicken/turkey meat. Bags of rice, bags of beans, a whole lettuce is under a dollar and can be chopped to spread and entire 2 weeks. Canned diced tomatoes or the tomatoes + green chili cans. 6 pack of ramen x 2. That leaves a few bucks left for whatever else you prefer if its sandwiches ( bread $1 bologna $1) or fixings for other things veggies/mix ins. Then don't forget your eggs for breakfast.
That gives you rice stir fry, burritos or tacos, salads, and anything you can mix up yourself for dinners.
Lunches are easily ramen mixed with some of the veggies or a bologna sandwhich.
Breakfeast is basically omelets.
If you can afford ketchup, popcorn, and tortillas then you can afford the above. It's not the healthiest but you learn to mix shit up with flavors and seasonings.
Grocery Stores are good for meat and fresh produce. But if you're poor go to the dollar stores and buy your canned veggies and dry food goods like pasta. Always cheaper there and often have specials like buy 2 for a dollar.
Hell, when I could slurge I'd buy a 10 pack of pork chops on sale for $10, $6 bag of 5 chicken breasts, or a 5lbs of hamburger meat for $13. You can make that shit last if you properly plan your meals.
>>71493002
>Also, you've never had anything cooked on a grill?
Yeah but I usually don't drop the meat into the coal or let it get that burned, I prefer not to get cancer.
>>71493062
>>71492838
>>71493049
black doesnt mean burned have you ever ate bbq
>>71493023
>>71492992
Jesus Christ. Why do you post about food when you obviously know nothing about it you absolute mongs?
>>71493049
>>71493062
>>71493113
Wow. Stick to microwaved food kiddos.
>>71493067
>crunch and a flavour
Are you supposed to eat the burned stuff or what?
>>71491600
And people still say eating meat isn't wrong...
>>71491274
lol, Pain and Gain was hilarious. Bay should really start directing comedies, because he's really good at it.
>>71493142
>>71493146
Yes, and nothing was burned because we can actually cook unlike americans.
>>71492191
>american food TROLLEY
mfw
>>71493142
Yeah but why is it burned?
good snack
>>71491600
>the robots are wearing raincoats but all the meat has been desanguinated
Disappointing
>>71491678
ive seen this so many times on /ck/ you lying faggot
>>71493203
You keep saying Americans yet that has nothing to do with Americans and isn't American food. You're fucking retarded and you have America's dick on the brain.
>>71493215
Also not American. You are fucking embarrassing. Seriously. I'm cringing at what a dumb third worlder you must be.
>>71493314
>browsing /ck/
>>71492191
thats a 'proper' british breakfast in that webm though
and
>250 pounds as in currency
also a brit
>>71491932
Fuck off China
>>71493300
It's probably FDA regulations
>>71493278
Every time I lose it when he suggest to microwave it A THIRD time
>>71493334
No shit sherlock, that's what I was mfwing about. They're not called trolley's they're called carts.
>>71493407
Since when is a baked potato China you fucking retard?
I'm Irish American and I fucking love my taters. baked is the best.
protip: if you wrap it in foil, you have already failed.
>>71493334
atleast we dont burn our meat
>>71492191
>Making fun of Americans for eating fruit for breakfast
>Eating tomatoes for breakfast
Tomatoes are a fruit.
>>71493456
You can stop posting any time now.
>>71493278
Dude. I'll admit once when I was stoned I tried an ice cream ramen sundae. But this is just wrong on so many flavors.
>>71493517
I'm just going to get this out of the way.
>>71493530
Tomatoes are a common ingredient to breakfast foods. Especially omelets. Hell, I love a fried tomato with my hash browns because then I don't need ketchup.
>>71492155
Butter burns much faster. When you combine the two, you get the flavour of the butter and the higher burning point of the oil.
Cooking 101 son.
>>71491875
>>71491678
>>71492077
>>71492193
>people not recognizing classic /ck/ pictures
>>71493278
>How many times can you microwave a bowl of romen before it starts questioning its own existence
>>71490924
> All the burnt cheese sticking out the sides
Fucking disgusting.
>>71493513
Fellow potato lover here. If you enjoy a good bowl of mashed potatoes like I do, try roasting up some garlic cloves with a bit of olive oil and then peeling and mixing them into the taters, tasty as hell and good with or without gravy.
>>71493640
Bullshit. Oil and butter (fat) do not easily mix. They need to be emulsified to get the action you're describing.
All he did was grease the pan and then grease the bread as well. Weird as fuck.
>>71492225
I bet you were hoping for a (You)-train. Here's +1
>>71492319
Try a bit of mashed taters at the bottom, corn, and mix a dab of ranch with some white gravy. Now that's a delicious side dish.
>>71493740
and add SOME cheeeeeeseee!! I love my cheezy cheeser mr cheese man oh lord mmmh chezzer!
>>71492984
This has got to be the saddest thing I've seen all day. You just have to imagine what a hopeless NEET someone would have to be to put their shitty fast food on a plate for pretend date time with their anime waifu. Not to mention all the medications this guy has to take just to stay alive another day in his miserable existence.
>>71490924
>uses American "cheese"
>>71493513
Someone different but curious. I've always wrapped my potatoes in foil with a bit of butter when using a bbq pit of grill. Oven I just poke the holes in it and enjoy the more crispy outside. So how do you bake it?
>>71490924
What's the movie
>>71493780
You can do that as well, I've been saving a bit for my next family dinner night so I can get some creamy havarti which would probably be awesome in some taters. I gotta see what gouda is going for too
>>71491600
I work with robots that move sealed containers of blood around. They are always the same sized containers and they are sealed.
It fucks up non stop and there is blood FUCKING EVERYWHERE. I would not buy a robotic abattoir. It will not work.
>>71490924
Gotta love to addition of the finger tattoos to imply he was troubled young man that made mistakes when a young male so once he can cook and run a food truck in LA just like all the mexicans
>tfw sip syrup and soda so much that I only eat every few days and don't get to enjoy delicious food everyday now
>>71491750
>he still thinks saturated fats are bad for you
>>71493911
Wash the skin (scrub that bitch because you're going to eat it). Stab the shit out of that little fucker. Coat in olive oil. Cover with salt; salt with a bigger grain is better imo. Place on the middle rack and bake at 425 degrees.
Small golden taters take about 45 minutes tops; larger russets could take up to 1 hour 30 minutes. To test doneness, poke with a fork. After breaking through the skin it should slide effortlessly through the middle.
>>71493925
Chef
>>71491692
Oh Americans. Never change.
>>71492410
I didn't watch the webm, but mayo on the OUTSIDE is legendary
>>71494040
I pretty much do that with oil and sea salt, not always with olive oil. But I think I'm a dirty bitch cuz I like the skin not completely scrubbed. May be a carry over from home made fries and potato skins. We couldn't afford chips so we made our own growing up.
>>71494078
Never heard of it
>off to goggle I go
>>71494221
You gotta scrub the tater man. It came out of the fucking ground. It's got dirt in it. And, sometimes disturbingly, small flies.
why do white ppl like mayo? yall crackas smell like cheese all you do is put mayo on shit even white bread i will laugh at that you ghost
>>71491137
>precut american cheese
objectively the best cheese for this type of sandwich
>>71494040
>(scrub that bitch
>Stab the shit out of that little fucker
Why do redditors always write edgy recipes like this
>>71494285
4chan is a white website so fuck off to worldstar nigger
>>71491692
When he dips the sausage in the yok my mouth begins to water. Everyone use to tease me for that ... not just that but mixing the yok with my hash browns. Fucking DELICIOUS! I need one of those skillets.
>>71494099
>wannabe troll not realizing that isn't american cooking but yes we know you're just fishing for responses so i gave you one
>>71491137
>precut is bad
>>71494287
>American """""""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""""""
>>71494287
It really isn't
Only to the American tastebud it is
But is he the ultimate fighting champion yet?
>>71494340
we everywhere nig. we buck buck your women why you cry at home waiting for that text
>>71494364
Are you retarded?
>>71494277
I realize that but perhaps it's just an American thing. A lot of places sell fries with then skin included. It's just a potato they slightly washed and squashed through a cutter. It even goes as far as freezing those dirty squashed taters and selling them in Fast Food. This a picture of Sonic Fast Food Fries from the USA. That means the fast food places aren't even buying properly washed taters.
>>71494500
I bet all that bacteria survives the frying process!
mmm goddamn i would kill for a big mac right now
>>71494476
I'd eat it
>>71494476
W-what?
>he doesn't grill and drink beer
>>71491692
What that black cracker?
>>71494562
>>71490924
>Not using a panini press
Fucking degenerates
>>71494664
>It's summer
>outside every night grilling some meat or fish with a nice brew.
10/10
>>71493364
I met my ex on there. She was a real qtthat ended up breaking my heart when she turned out to be a selfish whore.
It's pretty okay. :^)
>>71494285
>Go to Canada to meet grill I've been skype sexing
>They put mayo on fucking EVERYTHING
>This includes burgers (their meat is shit too) and french fries
At least I ended up bringing home a big titted French Canadian gf though. Otherwise that country is garbage, trash it.
>>71494476
>ingredients probably cost like 2-3 bucks
>meal probably sells for 15 bucks
highway robery
>>71494040
>Not just throwing it in the microwave for 5 minutes instead.
Microwaves are shit for a lot of things, but they're great for cooking baked potatoes.
>>71494476
is this kino?
>>71491692
>british "food"
no thanks
>>71491692
>burning sausage patty
The English were a mistake
>>71493048
delete this
>>71494775
>Sell that for 15 bucks
Where the hell do you live?
>>71494500
>fast food chains
>chains
>america
It's all about those small ma an pa places
but yeah man merica is macdoalds and sonic. I'm swedish US has the best corner food and the Mexicans are shit food
>>71494287
not really. at least he use other types of cheeses as well which do make for a GOAT grilled cheese
>>71494356
it is tbqh. No quality chef would use even cheese slices, they would use grated cheese.
>>71491258
Enjoy your colon cancer
>>71493002
>Also, you've never had anything cooked on a grill?
You can cook food on a grill without burning it. Why would you burn it? We all know it's unhealthy.
>>71494800
>burning
That's just the color of blood sausage.
>>71494681
this triggers my trypophobia
>>71494828
wtf did they ruin the pizza by pouring fucking nacho cheese sauce on it ....
>>71494476
>the dish is kinda weird but probably alright
>smothers it in 12 different sauces
disgusting
>>71492984
All I see is that the character on the screen is a continental knitter, and this pleases me. Fuck throwers.
Anyone heard Tim Ferrisses podcast with him?
The guy is passionate as fuck about cooking.
>>71495062
I want to fuck those pancakes
>>71491274
bay is a god when it comes to the technicalities and craft of directing
now go back to r/movies to post memes about nolan
>>71494673
Black pudding - part of classic british breakfast. It's like a sausage made from pig or cow blood. Disgusting.
>>71495123
lewd
>>71490924
>guy is supposedly a chef
>doesn't leave his flat top seasoned, scrubs it all off
>has to use oil to keep things from sticking
>if he left is seasoned, it wouldn't stick and he could just use butter
>>71490924
what movie?
whats with ameriturds being triggered by food lately?
>>71495104
Yeah that was a great podcast, Favreau seems like bro. The one with Dom D'agnostino is pretty based too.
Chef was a great movie for sure.
>>71491258
>black on the outside
>uncooked on the inside
Impressive i guess...?
>>71495181
My Name a Chef
>>71495227
How in the WORLD does that look uncooked to you?
>>71491649
>no money
>have to sneak roommate's food because he's out of town for two months
>already owe him so much in groceries
>can afford to spend only like $10 on food every two weeks because otherwise i won't have rent and i will get kicked out
>i've eaten more ramen than japan in the last 10 years
>those cheap ass freeze dried potato pouches
>vienna sausages and potted meat
>really awful tuna
>small eggs
>maybe some bread if i'm lucky
>>71495227
Guess how I know you've never cooked meat.
>>71495062
THICC
>>71490924
>orange cheese
americans disgust me
>>71495333
w-what...?
>>71491600
>tfw robots kill cattle and butcher them so humans are removed from the ethical equation
>tfw when they become sentient they will have to answer for their crimes against animalkind
lol cucked by humans
>>71495314
>has little money for food
>buys trash with extremely low caloric density like ramen to "save money"
Why are americans so fucking stupid
>>71495314
My buddy and I went halfsies on an industrial barrel of rice.
Kinda up front cost, but we didn't have to spend anything on food for months.
Only for like eggs and shit if we wanted. Rice was the main food.
Time for some real cooking
>>71495333
British "marinade"
>>71495314
>tfw owe roommate nearly 8k
>finally able to pay back
I'm not sure why he hasn't beaten me to death yet
>>71494287
The only reason people use processed cheese is because its got a goopy melt.
You're best bet for a traditional cheese sandwich is go for a mild cheddar. The older the cheese, the more the fat is broken down, and the less "melty" it gets. I like to put some baby swiss in there as well, or a nice provalone,and maybe a few slices of tomato or ham if I really want to guild the lilly.Serve with a cup of tomato soup (for dipping) and a crispy dill spear on the side.
Congratulations, you just entered flavor town.
>>71491086
It feels wrong but I loved that movie.
>>71495368
Unless you're black, no one on the East coast eats yellow cheese. (Except some cheddars or guda or whatever)
That's a poor people/middle of the coutnry thing.
>>71495302
from the outside it looks overcooked (burnt as fuck), but on the inside it looks like the animal isn't even dead yet
>>71495227
I bet you like your prime rib well done too, you fucking faggot.
>>71490924
>that much butter/margarine and shit
>>71491385
>>71492311
>>71493198
>>71495130
Stop samefagging, Cuckcid. You're pathetic.
>>71495455
You're not one of those well done faggots are you?
>>71495389
Yeah i'll take my few dollars and buy 3/4 lb of lean meat instead of bread for .88, eggs for .99, 12pk ramen for $2 and 4 packs of potatos for $3.50.
but don't worry if you're in the EU or UK you'll be rationing soon enough
>>71495455
No, though?
Are you fucking blind, or have you never seen meat prepared properly.
National food for russia anonymous.
>>71495440
>cheddar
>baby swiss
I feel bad for all the americans who think their plastics are actual cheese. I've been to NYC and even their kosher overpriced as fuck chique delis were selling literal plastic for cheese
