>Well I Wikipedia that and you Wikipedia can't!
>Oh let me Wikipedia here and Wikipedia there!
>Wikipedia this! I am the Wikipedia!
>I did Wikipedia and you are no Wikipedia.
>WHO CRINGED!? YOU DECIDE!
i know its normie shit but it's a guilty pleasure of mine
same with pic related
>>71488230
That is the best description of that shit episode ever.
This shit is the epitome of shitty YouTube channels employing meme humor
Their battles are always high quality, I don't care that they're popular.
>>71488704
>always
You obviously didn't just watch Bruce Bob his mentally challenged horse head around like a Latina on meth while "rapping" about 2 words per second at the fastest parts
>>71488230
It's a guilty pleasure of mine, but holly crap it's starting to get annoying
Bruce Banne Vs. Bruce Jenner was horrible, holly fuck, they gave like 1min more for Jenner simply because the guy turns into a girl.
being able to make money on youtube was a mistake
>>71488230
I don't watch youtube videos because I'm older than 13 years old.
>>71488463
I liked their show on IFC, but I know nothing else about them.
>>71488879
You don't watch any youtube videos at all? Now that's just grandpa-tier living in the past
>>71488746
You're underselling the disparity. Hulk had like three lines period.
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=_wYtG7aQTHA
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=0N_RO-jL-90
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=Iy7xDGi5lp4
These are the best three. Overall they're all pretty good and the people that hate them just because they're popular are worse than reddit.
>>71488230
It really is the cringiest shit ever tbqh familia. I watch battles from actual rap battle leagues, though.
>>71488230
>>71489838
don't give a shit about Epic Meme Battles but
>dude so le cringey amirite xd
back to red.dit
>>71489838
link some famliy
I disregarded this channel originally because it seemed so Reddit-tier but some of the battles are genuinely patrician. Best are Hitchcock vs Spielberg, Poe vs King, Lee vs Eastwood, Lecter vs Jack the Ripper, Gordon Ramsey vs Julia Child. Even then they feel the need to throw in some Reddit jokes (the Shrek reference in the Gordon Ramsey battle, the Kung Fu Panda reference in Stephen King's battle).
>>71489728
The Bond vs Powers One was disappointing as fuck. So much good material for them to work with. Craig Bond was okay but Powers was absolute dog shit, didn't flow well, seemed like his lines weren't using the same amount of syllables. Connery Bond was great but they ended the battle too early. Just when shit was getting intense it just ends.
>>71488879
14 year olds aren't allowed on 4chan, kiddo
>>71490073
they should have at least added Brosnan alongside craig and connery but nope. I liked the battle as is though
>>71489728
gay as fuck you gotta go back
best one is when they use auto-tune for stephen hawking while the guy pretends to be paralyzed
>>71489728
You are reddit.
>>71489935
I physically cringe watching them though, it's not hyperbole.
>>71489943
This one just came out a few days ago.
https://youtu.be/FeqKom3-KRU
>Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner
What? Is this for real?
>>71490494
Man, i love ERB but this one was shit. Pretty much AdamVsEVE and ColumbusVSKirk tier of rap battle.
Feels like they are trying to appease LGBT too hard but they forgot that LGBT hates Caitlyn.
>>71490452
>watches braggadocio faggot "rap battles" featuring suburban punks flexing their pseudo-intellectual writing ability
>m-my side of the cancer coin is better than yours!
You're an abomination.
HAL9000 at the end of the Bill Gates / Steve Jobs video was really funny.
>>71490318
>>71490439
>being the embodiment of the "this is reddiit this is memes" copypasta
Ok kids
>>71490575
You sound mad, did Head I.C.E. fuck your grandma or something?
>pseudointellectual writing ability
You mean the ability to actually layer metaphors and employ actual writing devices instead of stupid puns? :^)
Here's some real rap battles for you millennial plebs.
https://youtu.be/sSLQbafBipw
>>71490709
Proving my Point: The post
The shit you watch is no better than the shit in the OP. And at least ERB is soulless entertainment rather than a sincere tryhard shit-flinging competition.
>>71489024
Hulk had really good lines though in defense
>>71490533
At least Adam vs Eve makes sense, hell even Columbus vs Kirk makes some sense.
But Jenner vs Banner is absolutely retarded.
Who the fuck gave them that idea?
>>71490890
>sincere try-hard shitflinging competition
What website did you just post that on again? Literally no point is proven, you just sound like a salty faggot who owns a RAP = CRAP t-shirt he bought at the mall fifteen years ago.
>>71490533
Colombus vs Kirk was solid okay-tier
>>71490073
agree with all your choices for patrician rap battles, except Lee vs Eastwood
Other great ones are Ruth vs Armstrong and Zeus vs Thor
>>71490987
>"the entirety of the rap music genre is meaningless battle rapping, I swear!"
>salty
>le smug reaction image
Keep replying faggot. The point proven is you're just as bad a faggot as people who like Epic Rap Battles. Stay in defense of your shit tier nigger babble though.
>>71488230
their stuff is starting to get worse than the all female epic rap battles as disney princesses
>>71488230
You're a cunt if you actually find this shit funny.
>>71490987
>implying retards going back at eachother is at the same level as Illmatic
funnier than Sam Hyde and MDE
>>71491097
>"the entirety of the rap music genre is meaningless battle rapping, I swear!"
Whose ass did you pull that out of? That's nothing close to what I said. And I wish the entire genre was battle rapping, since battle rappers can actually write. Every time an established industry rapper has tried stepping into the ring with an established battle rapper they've been fucking eaten alive. What point are you actually trying to prove here? I enjoy battle rap because of the display of wit and lyrical ability and I dislike Epic Rap Battles of History because it's a corny, glib facsimile of what battle rap actually is. Literally all you've done this entire thread is act like a salty bastard for no discernible reason, so yeah, I'm feeling a little smug and amused by your antics right now. You should try watching some battle rap, maybe you'll pick up a thing or two and actually learn to use your words.
>>71488230
>that new bruce banner vs BRUCE JENNER video
absolutely le savage, for such a big ass youtube channel and with how volatile and autistic the internet can be over "social issues" i can't believe they have the nuts to even put bruce jenner in a video and roast him, let alone call him "bruce" after the entire tranny fiasco
i may think ERB is retarded shit for middle school classrooms in the last 10 minutes to waste time, but whoever greenlit that decision is pretty cool
>>71491179
To be fair his title defense against Rone was getting pretty close to that level.
no idea this was still a thing
i used to watch these like 10 years ago
>>71491179
>>71491451
Whoops, read that as Illmac. And it's not fair to compare anyone to Illmatic lol, try comparing it to something more contemporary like Young Thug or Desiigner and see how your theory holds up.
>>71489943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Vt3yk8mDQ
compliments battle is the funnies one I've ever seen.
you can skip the guys on the right its the 2 nerds on the left you wana listen to
>>71491373
>wall of text
>I'm salty
m8
>>71491551
>being articulate
>being salty
M80
This is educational rap kino:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk
>mfw
>>71488230
well i found generally S1 funny, not so much on the other seasons. Although my favourite still is the Doom vs Wesker rap battle. I'm a Wesker nuthugger but Doom destroyed that bitch
Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe is objectively one of the best
>>71488230
Seriously, what happened? They used to be really good. Now they are so hung up on personal views, and the ones that aren't just stink in general.
>>71491198
THE WEAK FEAR THE STRONG
>>71491616
>>71491616
I want more like this
>>71488230
>tfw I really like the mozart vs skrillex rap
They get some good verses every now and then. My favourites so far:
>Artists vs TMNT
>Picasso vs Bob Ross
>Jordan vs Ali
>Hitchcock vs Spielberg
>Gates vs Jobs
>>71491954
They did a pt 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQnarzmTOc
Man, I can't believe they actually had CIA in a battle.
>>71491616
>tfw know the guy who made this video
THERE ARE
TEN MILLION MILLION MILLION MILLION MILLION MILLION MILLION PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE THAT WE CAN OBSERVE, YOUR MAMA TOOK THE UGLY ONE AND PUT THEM INTO ONE NERD
>>71491179
Illmatic is overrated trash. And it's supposed to be like the best work of the genre? Letting niggers make music was a mistake.
>youtube cancer
kill yourselves.
>>71489838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeqKom3-KRU
This shit is cringey where is the good stuff?
>>71490837
Louis Theroux V Supa Hot fire when?
>>71488802
A million times this. I remember the days where you were able to find so many obscure videos on youtube and being entertained for hours. Today I can barely even watch the channels I subscribed to because everyone is pandering to everyone these days and it's just embarrassing looking through the trending videos with their clickbait titles and disgusting thumbnails.
>>71494431
Do you want people rapping about guns or about cats or about basketball or about dragonball z? You're gonna have to narrow it down a bit, there's lots of leagues and lots of battlers that cater to very different groups of people.
>>71490575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7geax61Mjc
The Real Rap Battle Scene
>>71488230
Julius Ceasee vs Shaka Zulu is my fave.
>>71494431
Actually just look up DNA vs Dizaster, that's probably the best entry level battle to get into it.
And always skip all the introductions and shit at the beginning because they go on forever.
>>71494661
Maybe them not pushing shitty Lil jon voices also they keep stopping these cunts are shit.
The turn at the end of Stan Lee Jim Henson is superb.
>>71494958
>they keep stopping
Because it's a capella, and if it's voices you're hung up on then battle rap probably isn't your thing. Bars > everything
Gjonaj's voice is annoying as fuck though I agree.
>no one thinks MJ vs Elvis is the best
>>71490987
why is she so perfect bros
>>71495211
> I stole from black culture, why are you offended?
>>71489728
>Hitchcock is the only one who doesn't step back when Bay falls to the ground.
>>71495211
I really liked that one. Tbh Jackson's parts bored the fuck out of me, I loved the Elvis verses though, the guy that played Elvis was hilarious, loved his dance movements, especially in the second verse.
>>71495211
Why is it the best? Because in all other episodes the style of rap contest is forced on the topic. That style only fits when they are comparing two entertainers
>>71489728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmqa99Ar1Hs
Postan absolute perfect battles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9gulYfUh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vICX-6dMOuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6G6CZT7h4k and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_uOtAkEf6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N_RO-jL-90
Soviet Union one and Philosophy were pretty good.
The others are mostly cringe an meh tier.
The Ultimate Battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk
