Progressive is actively trying to give me boners now
>>71478826
We have a different girl on the progressive ads in Australia. Unless they changed it.
I want to fuck this cutie from the Toyota ads.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m0pyCvU.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Hotties from ads?
>this thread
>a bunch of attractive women
>don't know why you want to fuck them
>>71479305
I know exactly why I want to fuck her. She's gorgeous.
>>71479812
>a bunch of attractive women
>don't know why you want to fuck them
Saving the thread.
I'd give her my degree
https://youtu.be/WYS5NtRXlZQ
>>71479924
That's his point. The thread is supposed to be that you don't know why you want to fuck them. It's obvious when they're attractive.
A classic.
>>71478826
>>71479969
>having an acute case of mechanophilia
wtf is wrong with you?
>>71479105
>>71480087
>>71478826
Mein niggas
>>71479348
Does she still have hairy arms?
nazi poots is a qt and i dont know why
>>71480127
Imagine if they dressed the TCAP decoy like this.
>>71480424
id still try n hit it
Hold it you dummies
>>71480537
how weird is that thumb
>Things you want but are not sure why.
Am I doing it right?
>>71479969
>that kid's face
Errytime
blondie here
I just want to hold her. :3
this girl from the audition in the first pitch perfect
i regularly watch the scene in youtube just for her
>>71480424
they had better hope the cops are already in the house because im pretty fast
that triggered poster girl "glasses up front" bitch from those cringeworthy Burlington Bar thrones reaction videos
>>71478826
>EAUUGH, I LOVE MY SAUSAGE LINKS
![Sarah1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/seAAWjk.jpg "Sarah1[1].jpg")
>ITT 90% conventionally attractive women.
The girl from the baseball skit on conan
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU NELL
>>71479969
Don't hate me /tv/
>>71479105
>>71479305
>>71480087
>>71480239
you all have good taste, congratulations
>>71480815
Same, she's so cute. Mabel is the greatest.
>>71480986
Would too, but I think she looked better before the Hollywood makeover.
>>71480465
We know.
>>71481121
Wow.
>>71479969
That is fucking disgusting
>>71481183
Whenever this comes on the telly I always mutter to myself that shes actually saying "Stick it in my ass!". Unph, I want her to be my dirty little fuckbird
>>71480986
eh i kinda get it. i just want to facefuck her at a party then come back downstairs and drink with my bros like nothing happened and ignore her the rest of the night
>>71481120
Andy Milanakis?
Jk, JK, but this show is bretty gud tho
>>71480776
You're a brave man.
>>71481892
There's something about her face, her lips, the glasses, that make me want to paint it white and seal her lips shut with my quick drying man cement.
>>71479105
>big tits and wide hips, basically BUILT for breeding
>idk y i want to fuck her gaiz
Wrong thread
>>71481286
>Just Eat Muhass
>>71480711
Fuck yes
New waifu, she's beautiful
You now have a fart fetish
>>71480920
YES
>>71482396
god yes
>>71482396
meant to quote
>>71479424
>>71478826
>>71482396
Always wondered if they're the same actress and she imagined her bowels to look like herself when she personified them
![020_NXT_01222016ej_2656-350394a6785a41f68a02ffa6bfd0b7d4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8ypY3V.jpg "020_NXT_01222016ej_2656-350394a6785a41f68a02ffa6bfd0b7d4[1].jpg")
>>71478826
Nia Jax.
>>71480502
I imagine she'd be shy as fuck in the bedroom but once you broke down her walls she'd be cooperative as fuck and just take orders.
Best kind of sex.
>>71482591
Nice body, did she ever do nudes?
>>71479105
>But you don't know why
I know exactly why I want to fuck her
>>71482682
>>71479018
>>71479105
>>71479305
>>71479348
>>71479424
>>71480014
>>71480087
>>71480239
>>71480711
>>71480920
>>71481183
>>71482396
>people that missed the point of the thread
>>71482938
Shelly Duvall is considered ugly by many people.
>>71482463
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______
>>71483011
Didn't click the thumb. You get a pass.
>>71483011
Plebs are not people.
>>71482938
there is no such thing as a "woman you want to fuck but don't know why"
in order to contribute to this thread i have to bend the rules
>>71480611
money is something I need not want, anon
I want to fuck my boss and I'm not sure why.
She's 24, razor thin and seems to dump every dude she's dated in a month or less. Maybe she's just the woman in closest proximity to me. I'm pretty sure she's been flirting with me though. Everyone at work keeps joking about us "dating" and she's even mentioned a few things to me that make me kind of believe it.
>>71483257
don't hold out for something better
>>71483257
>not only having a boss but having a female boss
How can you live with yourself?
>>71483257
I want to fuck my boss too. She's really not even that attractive. But, she's tiny, has wide hips, and just looks like she would be a absolute seman demon in bed.
>>71483257
Do it
>>71478826
Stephanie Courtney is a national treasure.
>>71479105
>>71483316
>YoOL 483 CE + 1533
>being this misogynistic
Wew
>>71483117
I have no clue why I find her so attractive.
>>71483477
Because she's attractive?
???
>>71483117
Claire Danes is probably the most beautiful actress I've ever seen.
>>71482816
Doubtful.
>>71483257
What is it like to have a job, m8s?
I've always been a NEET. The only crushes I've had have been on women from the TV.
>>71483415
>>71479105
>>71483302
What do you mean?
>>71483316
How have you never met a woman in a position of power? Have you ever had a job?
>>71483325
Good luck, anon. One of the things that keeps me from really going for my boss is that I'm worried about getting fired for sexual harassment if I try for something.
>>71483368
Thanks anon.
Seen as this thread has turned into advertfu thread
>>71483011
i don't think you know many people
you seem to only know jealous bitches
>>71483663
>not a stormfag
>not dumb enough to blindly support shillary.
She's literally perfect, m8s.
>>71483663
Are there literally any Trump supporting hollywood actresses?
>>71483748
>How have you never met a woman in a position of power? Have you ever had a job?
Surely you meant to ask "have you ever had a master"?
>>71483617
Depends on the job. I worked at a small company for a little over a year and hated going in every day. Also worked fast food for almost a year at a Jack in the Box that thank Christ was shut down, hated that too.
Sometimes it's nice with the relationships and people you meet in the workplace and those friendships can make you put up with a surprising amount of shit. I know people who actively make way less than they should just because of the job, their bosses and their coworkers.
>>71481685
>Jk
Are you though, Anon? Are you really?
>>71479105
She's almost perfect, senpai.
Initially I didn't know why but as I've gotten older I've come to understand.
I constantly had to think about Donatella Versace which isn't really the best compliment so I am a bit confused.
>>71483888
I'm surprised you didn't use the word "wagecuck".
Look, you live in a time when a high standard of living is essentially guaranteed to you with minimal required effort on you part but you choose not to engage with society to such a degree that you are literally a shut in that leeches off of family members.
Being a NEET is pathetic. Wash yourself daily, wash your clothes weekly, go to essentially free community college, put yourself in situations that will make you develop as a human being.
>>71483974
That chick looks like the chick from that shitty Young Turks channel and the redhead from Suits.
>>71483966
>almost
Take that back.
>>71484051
>>Look, you live in a time when a high standard of living is essentially guaranteed to you with minimal required effort
Maybe in your country. If it is, then it's doubly hilarious that you'd willingly choose to serve.
>>71484271
What country do you live in, pal?
>>71478826
Not so much "Don't know why" as "Don't know why I want to fuck her SO MUCH".
>>71483836
Bruce Jenner
>>71484433
>>71485021
I'm aware. It's part of my puzzlement. I have no desire to fuck Qualls. Maybe if I saw him in drag that might change? It's mystifying.
>>71483966
>She's almost perfect, senpai.
so perfect to retweet anti-white video by Tim Wise.
>>71479969
X-ray
>>71485954
thats absolutely fuckingkinda hot
>>71483500
Not everyone agrees.
>>71482463
That looks extremely painful.
>>71486035
for you
>>71485954
>THEN I'LL SEE YOU ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT
>>71485954
what magic is this?
>>71481685
I thought I was the only one who watched this. It is bretty good though.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0EBNRQq.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>71478826
>>71480986
For some reason she made me diamonds in pain and gain.
>>71486035
>>71486045
>not even 15 seconds before reply
I am not disappointed /tv/
I want to be balls deep in this woman and I don't know why. Yes, she's kinda pretty, but I feel like she'd give fantastic blowjobs.
>>71486086
Can you imagine how fucking scary lions would be if you had to live next to them and tend to the livestock in the wild? Holy fucking shit. They're huge, they're fast and strong and have quick reflexes and they can climb shit if they need to.
>>71485954
>Mercedes GLE Coupe
at least she has good taste in cars
>>71483415
She looks like young George Soros in a wig in that picture.
This is the only successful thread I've started on /tv/
A-am I kino now?
>bane
>big guy
>what was his fucking problem
>HOWEVER
>>71478826
Obscurus Lupa. I'm on mobile sk I can't post pics but she has a photoshoot on her Tumblr in a bra. Hnnnggg.
>>71486736
How recent is that photoshoot? because she seems to be aging rather poorly
>>71486708
>barely 130 posts in 4 hours
>successful thread
>>71487609
Take the memes out of the other threads and see how many posts are left
>>71484433
100% agree.
For me it was hearing her on Comedy Bang Bang. She's really quick and funny. Then I saw her picture and thought she was really cute. I'd love to fuck her, but ideally we'd have a fun date with interesting conversation beforehand.
>>71487609
thats pretty damn good for a thread with no /pol/baiting
>>71478826
>Women you want to fuck but don't know why
Change this to
>Women you want to marry but don't know why
