You make a movie about them.
What do you call it?
stupid gay anon: the movie
>>71474953
Rick and Erics radical adventure
>>71474953
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!
if I was making a Japanese game about them I'd call it Beta Trajectory
"The Edgy Tryhard Bros."
Marilyn Manson or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Gun
The Bullied
>>71474953
Fag and Faggier
I'd rather one about this dynamic duo
NOBODY GETS ME
in 3D
The Superiority of the White Race
dumb and dumber 3
DOOM and KMFDM: a Cautionary Tale
just call it 'Columbine'
>>71474953
Arent they litey making a movie about them right now?
What is the name?
>Saved by the Shell
>>71474953
Pumped Up Kicks
Tecs-N-Keks
"Kurt Cobain is my real dad, Dad!"
>>71474953
Homos 2: The Revenge
The eternal white
>>71474953
Great Job, Faggots, Now Negroes Will Make Jokes About Us Being School Shooters For Centuries
Coming of age qt homosexuals
THIS SUMMER
Already exists
>>71475629
You don't need school shooters to point how fucking retarded the alt-right is. It just makes it easier.
>>71475629
And no one will be offended by them because we're white
>>71475863
Most shooters have been Democrats.
>>71475852
I was going to post this. Absolutely 10/10 film. Just the way it is shot is the true meaning of "kino". Each scene is just 1 camera shot with no cuts if I remember correctly.
>>71475852
came here to post this
also >>71476038
>>71475366
who are those?
I want to see a DUDE LMAO comedy with Rogen and Franco as Dylan and Eric with a wacky weed side-plot
>>71475556
Underrated
>>71475852
young boy crotch: the movie
>>71476273
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/slender-man-stabbing.html
>>71476038
>Just the way it is shot is the true meaning of "kino".
fuck off back to /a/ please
>>71476354
>I want to see a DUDE LMAO comedy with Rogen and Franco as Dylan and Eric with a wacky weed side-plot
>>71474953
Crawling In My Skin
>>71476354
But with the final act of the movie (the shooting) played completely straight.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>>71476421
thanks!
The Doom Generation, fuck Araki.
>>71474953
Яed͏͏͏ Ӿ Шнisky
>>71476038
>10/10 film
kek gus van sandt sucks you fuckin teenager. always with the forced gay homo bullshit. did the same shit in last days too
>>71475070
>Beta Trajectory
I don't get the japanese game reference but I like that title.
Natural Selection
The Dirties
>>71474953
Zero Hour
>>71475507
underrated
>>71474953
Put in Elliot Rodger as a cameo
>>71477230
See? Look how fabulous he is.
>>71474953
Big Guys on Campus 4
>>71474953
American Cunts
>>71475366
Chloe Moretz Grace can resurrect her fame by co-starring in a film about that.
Knee Deep in the Dead
>>71474953
Eric and Dylan Get Killed
Fast Tec-9s At Columbine High
>>71475863
Who the fuck mentioned the alt-right?
We definitely needed a thread here and on pol about these two dipshits. Maybe take a lesson OP and kill yourself
Contra 5: DOOM
Trenchcoats
>>71480754
What are you laughing at, it's true. The towelhead in Orlando was a Democrat. Hating fags and niggers has always been a (D) thing
>>71474953
Just a Prank, Bro: The Movie
>>71480826
>Hating fags and niggers has always been a (D) thing
Here we go with this stupid fucking argument again. No, it's always been a Southern thing, and when the South in general shifted political allegiance from the Democrats to the Republicans they took that with them. No one party has a monopoly on racism.
Fast Times at Columbia High
>>71476468
>>71477230
Elliot played by Dave Franco
>it's a "dylan klebold's family tries to make him look like a normie who was brainwashed by the nazi eric harris despite all evidence showing that dylan was just as fucked up" episode
>>71477335
>Are you entertained?
>>71481367
Wrong.
Eric Harris was a complete ego maniac, frustrated by societies rules, which he felt he had a right to break. His writing is very philosophical and deals with a lot of existential thought and how boring life is. Dylan Klebold was more depressed, he thought he was the most miserable person on the planet.
With the two of them to feed off each others hate for life, the violent music and films they surrounded themselves with, it allowed mere fantasies to turn into reality.
Dylan Klebold did not fire many shots, in fact it is said he only shot one person. Im sure dylan was the more hesitant, maybe even guilt-ridden or morally inclined of the two. Allegedly Eric fired most shots and killed most of the people.
>>71475852
I remember watching it as a kid
Veeeeeeery boring, endless shots, with randomohomo moments
Guns don't kill people bullies do
Bombs Don't Go Off: The Flick
>>71474953
Reb and voDKa's Natural Selection
Natural born killers
>>71483593
I've heard opposite about the shooting part, that Eric was quiet and stoic and Dylan was laughing and hamming it up
the shores of hell
Day of Wrath
>>71483593
>Eric fired near twice as many times as Dylan: 121 vs. 67. The real discrepancy was outside, where Eric fired nine times as many as Dylan, 47 vs. 5. Eried firedng relentlessy, getting off 47 shots in 7 minutes, or approximately one every nine seconds. (Note: Kate Battan has told me that because they were firing into open fields, it's probable that a few rounds may have gone undiscovered. But it's reasonable to assume the ratio of shots would remain constant.)
http://www.columbine-online.com/etc/columbine-faq.htm
>>71477230
>>71477335
it still hurts, /fit/ could have saved him
>>71474953
No Running in the Hallways
>>71475852
holy shit this was the worst movie i ever saw
there wasn't a single actor in that movie, cringe as fuck
>>71484884
>I've heard opposite about the shooting part, that Eric was quiet and stoic and Dylan was laughing and hamming it up
Source ? I think that's bullshit.
For example it was Eric who said PEEKABOO to the girl under the table before blowing her brains out, and also asking the other girl "do you believe in god?"
>>71485374
>asking the other girl "do you believe in god?"
There's good reason to believe this either never happened, or happened to someone else that they actually ended up not shooting. See the link in >>71485065
>>71474953
Beta and the Beast
>>71485065
Yep, which proves my point that eric was definitely the more "determined" of the two.
It's obvious to see from footage, the diary writings etc that eric was way more narcissistic, and as he put it, "full of hate".
Dylan was just some depressed, awkward teenager, who would have never committed this sort of crime without Erics encouragement.
>>71485453
That could be true, but whatever the case, its clear Eric was taunting and shooting more.
>>71475863
Wtf?
>>71485598
>Yep, which proves my point that eric was definitely the more "determined" of the two.
Relax man, I'm not the other dude, I was just posting it to post info.
>>71485707
I know, I wasn't attacking you. I was just confirming my statement.
>>71480969
>No one metioned any of that: The Post
Are you taking your medication?
>>71485065
>Most of the writings left by Eric and Dylan are contained in a (roughly) 1,000-page batch released in July 2006. Click to download from the Rocky Mountain News—Warning: It's 34 MB. That's big.
heh
>>71475863
>alt-right
are you even trying, son?
>>71480826
>the towelhead in Orlando was registered with the party that's slightly less enthusiastic about murdering members of his religion
I actually fainted from shock reading that.
One thing, tho:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixiecrat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Atwater
PARTY OF LINCOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLN
>>71474953
"School"
>>71474953
Amerishoots
or
The Brice of Freedom :DDD
>>71474953
How to idolize yourself forever and create a school shooting culture that will haunt always: a guide.
I call it bowling for columbine and in it I just talk about the school shooting for 30 minutes and then spend the rest of the time talking about my home town and bitching and signing up for a bank account.
>>71474953
Elephant.
Eric & Dylan's Declassified School Survival Guide.
Tip #001: Don't be a chad or Stacy.
>>71487223
>Don't be a chad or Stacy.
this was a rumor. they weren't targeting anyone specifically
>>71475507
fuck man saving that one
>>71474953
The Basement Tapes
>>71487283
Seemingly the basement tapes make it kind of sort of look like they were going to, but really they were just reveling in the prospective deaths of particular people. It's sort of an inevitable misperception given how few people even remember that it was a failed bombing, rather than a successful shooting.
Is captcha being annoying as fuck for anyone else?
>>71476645
yaed x shnisky?
>>71485084
Hope for him was long gone when he did the shooting. Check his manifesto, its absolutely gold
>>71475366
I want to fuck the one on the right
>>71477335
"WELL, WHAT IS IT?"
>>71474953
Gapes of Wrath
>>71474953
Fuccbois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1R-poknaEQ
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 2
>>71474953
Columbine: The Musical
>>71476038
>>71475852
Just watched this; holy shit it's fucking garbage. 3/10
The director is a faggot and included a gay scene just so he could watch twinks make out. Some nigger wanders around the halls towards the gun shots like a goddam retard. Alcoholic dad story line which was nothing to do with anything else gets thrown in randomly. Honestly the best part of this movie was watching a bunch of idiots get murdered.
>>71487438
Even if you didn't know about the bombings it wouldn't be seen as a sucessful shooting. If not for the executions in the library, hardly anyone would have died since they couldn't hit shit from a distance.
>>71488708
She's a teenager, dude
>>71475556
>cookie fun trailer music
>Mark Elliot of Disney fame doing the voice over
>TECS slides in slowly from the left, big cartoony lettering
>N is like stamped in from no where
>KEKS shot out the background with machingun fire
>Coming Soon!
Losers
>>71475507
I don't get it.
Zero Day
![tumblr_muwgw7AjDe1saa2xao1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DOaDQAT.jpg "tumblr_muwgw7AjDe1saa2xao1_500[1].jpg")
>>71485084
lol. He needed years of becoming not a total crazed beta, not going to the gym and eating 300 grams of protein/day.
>>71475366
have fincher direct this
just call it 420
it will trick people into seeing it
>>71485084
He was on PUAhate. He was beyond saving.
>>71498046
>psychological thriller/mystery
>slender man is depicted as an amorphous, horrifying figment of their imaginations
>paralleled with reality as they plot to fucking stab a little girl to death
Want
"'We Need to Talk About Kevin' but the Actual Subject it was Based Off of This Time"
>>71474953
MOM'S GONNA FREAK: The Musical
>cops were too chickenshit to go inside and save kids
this was the biggest outrage of teh story to me. Cops are quick to go beat some drunk on the sidewalk but when it comes to taking down active shooters, they are shit.
>>71493892
The nigger was clearly deaf, you idiot
Pleb: Elephant
Patrician: Zero Day
>>71498447
a teacher even bled to death in a classroom while the first responders pussyfooted around outside for hours
>>71485084
He was on bb.com
The more normie version of fit
>leave school shooting Kino to me
https://youtu.be/HkNZR6GgBGw
>Bawwston """"fans""""
Is there even one of them that isn't a total fucking faggot?
>>71493892
Edgy. Real fuckin edgy.Enjoy your FBI visit.
>>71474953
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
>>71483593
i've read both their journals fully and you're absolutely right, Eric also planned getting the guns, making the explosives and everything else. the only thing i don't understand is why dylan was the more vocal one throught the massacre.
Eric and Dylan go to School.
>>71474953
>What do you call it?
Doom
>>71475366
They look like they'd run a Doctor Who club
"WHITE PPL S M H "
Directed by Spike Lee and Michael Moore
I would pay to see an expendables style mass shooter film where they put together a team of autists.
>Dylan and Eric
>Elliot
>Cho
>Roof
>Breivik
Who else? Maybe those two from the Hollywood shootout?
Two Cowardly Faggots: The Story of the Gay Pussies That Shot Unarmed People In Colorado Because They Didn't Get A Benz Instead of A BMW For Their Birthday Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire
>>71488708
same
>>71475366
Fucking hilarious that these little whores are getting tortured in prison right now by big black gang member bitches and raped by guards.
>>71474953
Yes yes well done Columbine well done
HOWEVER
>>71480969
>I'll get those niggers voting democrat for the next 200 years
t. Lyndon B. Johnson
>>71475863
How come in every thread now there are people shitposting about the "alt-right" when it's not even relevant?
Is this SRS shit again or /pol/ false flagging?
>>71498154
I'd do the same except I'd make a cheesy, fun stoner comedy. Last 15 mins is a dead serious school shooting.
>>71485598
>Dylan was just some depressed, awkward teenager, who would have never committed this sort of crime without Erics encouragement.
Dylans mom please.....you're not fooling anyone
Anyone ever read the Brooks Brown AMA? He and his family were friends with Eric and his parents. Shed some interesting light on them from a personal perspective. Felt awful that the 1st girl who got killed could've still been alive had she not quit her smoking habit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/gulaf/iama_columbine_survivor_named_brooks_brown_i_was/
Elephant
And I'd include a random inexplicable scene of them kissing together in a shower
>>71499999
Nobody checking those quints...?
>>71485084
Getting ripped doesn't prevent him from being a social autist or being cursed with chink genes
>>71499999
>Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire
>>71474953
niggas in paradise
>>71500398
Forget the quints, check those dubs.
>>71488708
Why don't you have a seat right over there.
>>71500394
Mmmmmmmm but that was the best thing about the whole movie
>>71490926
how did they get away with this
>>71474953
Adios
>>71501270
They found a way.
They found a wahay.
>>71487390
save it man it's all yours
>>71501344
>>71474953
Elephant
>>71499999
>>71483593
also the film needs lonely mutual hand jobs while Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" plays
>>71474953
I'd probably watch the tapes they made and then try to pull something from that.
Otherwise, the very obvious title of "Columbine" is just about the only thing that really fits.
I haven't seen it but Elephant is a good title due to the nature of the shooting and how our fucked up culture refuses to discuss it.
>>71499999
Butturt quints
I wonder what the stoner kids who skipped school that day thought when they saw the news about their school.
>>71504076
>stoners
>watching the news
lol
>>71474953
I would call it "Logical Conclusion."
>>71503490
>our fucked up culture refuses to discuss it.
18+
>>71500273
Trying to reboot what they perceive to be the board's political bent so they'll feel safer here.
>>71477230
>>71477335
I own a shirt that looks identical to that.
>>71474953
2 Faggots, 1 School
>>71498547
Zero Day is honestly one of my favorite movies
Why's everyone hating on Eric and Dylan? Those guys were pretty cool, but tortured souls indeed. All the shooters since were faggots.
>>71499606
I think for eric it was just something to be done, for dylan it was more of an emotional lashing out rather than a cold meditated thing. Or maybe eric was trying to look cool
Richard McBeef
>>71504686
They were sociopathic normies who wanted to be remembered for something they didn't deserve to be memorialized for. Faggot.
>>71474953
The Matrix.
Why aren't there webms of these two?
>>71475852
Is this the definition of Kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIyrd6G2790
