best thing about Batman v Superman:
>>71473293
post webm, this doesn't do it justice
That scene and the whole glaring rock music whenever she appeared really took away from the fight.
>>71473476
>glaring rock music
all those shirtless totally not gay scenes of batman or superman
... prove me wrong /tv/
>>71473569
>that gym porn scene
>>71473569
>Dedicate 1/2 the runtime of Captain America movies to him being topless
>"It's fine! Bro moment!! xDD"
>15 second scene in Civil War of Cap just flexing his entire body while holding onto the helicopter
>"Gotta admire those gains :3"
>Batman pulling a tire along without a shirt on
>"LOL, SO GAY! DC ON SUICIDE WATCH xDD"
Neck yourselves, quipping closet faggots.
>>71473569
why is /tv/ so insecure in their sexuality?
>>71473476
>Anatolians on /int/ said thed music was really well done
>other mediterraneans called it "etruscan as fuck"
>retards on /tv/ call it "rock" music or techno.
>>71473329
>>71473293
Stop trying to make Gal Gadot happen, it's not going to happen.
>>71473829
It's already happened. Jewess is the new waifu. Refer to >>71473737
Really, getting to see a glimpse of this bony bitches panties is the best thing in the movie?
>>71473896
Nah mate it's not going to happen.
The movie was a disaster and your shilling is pathetic. Go to reddit or something if you need your dick blown by other dudes because you're so insecure, because you won't get it here.
>>71473293
That's not a very lady-like pose.
>>71474006
I don't even care about the movie m8. Your hate just blinds you too much to appreciate Gadot in WW suit.
>>71474047
found the virgin
>>71473293
I love her. I love her! IM IN LOVE WITH HER!
>>71474054
Hate requires me to have feelings about her and I don't.
She's a talentless actress, built like a 13 year old going through puberty and a jew. Those are facts.
Your attempts to rally support for your "waifu" are embarrassing and just prove how much of an outcast you are, even among a site full of deviant outcasts.
Where can I buy Gal Gadot worn Wonder Woman panties
>>71474249
she was also a terrible shoe horned in CGI mess in the flick
>>71474196
If you love her, would you service her strapon with your throatpucci?
>>71474249
>implying waifus need to be good actors
nigga, you take everything so seriously
>>71473293
this was seriously the best part of the movie. the ideas were great but snyder seriously needs special help with pacing
>>71473293
>haha, he's destroying more and more of two major metropolitan cities when we hurt him
>[smiles widely]
>[charges and hurts him more]
>>71473293
What video game is this?
>>71473829
this
>>71474395
>the ideas were great
no it wasnt
>>71475071
the dots he brainstorms up are, he just needs someone else to help him connect them more eloquently
>>71473569
>Le triggered fat man
>>71473650
>cant look at a muscular man without being triggered and questioning his sexuality.
must be tough living like that.
>>71473737
>fighting a monster that could theoretically wreck the world
>smiling
>>71476514
>being a fucking pussy
>>71473737
wow that looks fucking awful, capeshit can't even get action right
>>71474280
Of course. My throat would eagerly take a hard fucking from her strapon
>>71473650
>Been this butthurted
Kek, never change /tv/.
>>71476514
In interviews she stated she wanted Wonder Woman to be happy when fighting because it had been a while since WW had fought in a battle like this
le Cinématographe
>>71473293
LEWD
>>71473541
>Jen in that jacket with that hair
>Long haired Emma
Blue is the Warmest Color remake when? The acting would be shit in comparison but the faps would be godly.
>>71477211
meanwhile, in Marvel
>>71477221
>>71477211
>>71477262
Both of these webms are fucking garbage.
>>71477294
wtf i support Israel now
>>71477262
>Captain America gets his shit slapped because he's embarrassed about the suit
>>71477317
>I do not understand composition, camerawork, or lighting
>>71476514
>>71477169
That was my thought. WW was itching to jump into that battle. Doing a good deed for the humans is secondary to being a warrior, which is her entire life desu.
>>71477262
my god this scene looks so fucking gay.. it looks like some highschool students made it.
And I am someone who really enjoyed Caps Civil War!
>>71477262
or, better yet
>>71473293
Where's the pussy hair?
>>71477384
shaved, as it should be
>>71477415
>>71477430
>>71477415
Ruined.
>>71477383
HAHAHA why does this look so shit?
I absolutely loved Caps Civil War! That had amazing fight scenes and costume outfits. But this movie looks like a joke
>That Cap outfit
>>71477262
and that bad guy green outfit wtf
>>71477451
>>71477375
Well the guy who directed usually directs TV shows, while Civil War was made by film directors.
>>71477451
Without the music and wham-pow-bazinga it's harder to make it seem cool.
Whereas BvS while also having music and stellar sound design has amazing visuals that match the grandiosity of it's characters.
>>71477511
THIS explains it so fucking much!
>>71477383
>>71477262
Why are marvel suits so bad? Especially Loki's. I mean, supes is very gay by default in his blue shit, but this is next level garbage. Looks like a mediocre cosplay
Marvel got nothing on Batfleck
>>71477618
truth
>>71477802
how stronk is the bat exactly?
>>71473569
Was it gayer than 13 hours?
>>71477802
Just watched BvS last night... the action shits on anything Nolan or Marvel have ever touched.
Even people who didn't like the story have to admit that - at least when it comes to action, Snyder can direct circles around the Russos, Nolan, and Whedon any day of the fucking week
>>71477855
too stronk for u
>>71477855
As strong as he needs to be except when he isn't.
But yeah this is a guy who is supposed to be able to punch through tree stumps.
>>71477511
The only films the Russos have directed that wasn't Captain America is You me and Dupree and Welcome to Colinwood. They've got much more experience in TV directing.
>>71477941
Snyder is fine. Watchmen is more than enough proof of that.
He needs a good writer and more ballsy producers. The studios he associates himself with are bunk and it's a shame people are os naive to the process that everything gets blamed on the director.
I love how everyone acts like an experienced critic when it comes to this movie, then go on to act like idiots about simple shit in it.
>>71477951
He looks fine. What, you want Hafthor to play Bat? I was just asking how strong he's supposed to be canonically, because he's obviously just a humie, but seems breddy stronk for a humie.
>>71477352
Clearly you don't!
>>71477802
What if he swallow a fly while fighting?
>>71478042
I wasn't saying that in a disparaging, critical way, the opposite actually, Ben was pretty much looked the part of a slightly younger Dark Knight Returns Batman.
>>71477262
>>71477383
Why do marvel movies look so fucking cheap?
I wouldn't mind the lack of compelling stories or characters if it looked high budget, but they don't.
>>71478157
same thing when you swallow all those spiders at night while sleeping
>>71478439
That part where the gun's slide breaks the necklace is absolutely beautiful
>>71477262
even flash on CW looks better than this trash
>>71478469
This entire opening sequence is beautifully shot
>>71478439
just not the same without the music
>>71478488
Nah, it's the same tier
>>71478439
this is so fucking shitty lol
>>71478543
WTF I hate kino now!!
>>71478543
>>71478543
here is a (you) you crave so much
now fuck off to school
>>71478558
>>71478571
who the fuck would ever put the necklace around a gun like that?
if you want it to break just have the guy grabbing it or something
I honestly can't tell if these DCucks are ironic or not
>>71478608
you convinced me im a #marvelcuck now
>>71478439
This just seems silly. Like, this scene makes it look like the robber was very deliberately there to kill her.
For all the faults in the Nolan movies, at least the robber that killed Bruce's parents was believably jumpy.
>>71478608
In the heat of a murder, when you have complete control over someone, people play with their kill. It's not unlike cats.
>>71478700
you're fucking retarded
>>71478666
I'm pretty sure he intended to kill them, maybe over a perceived inferiority. That is if they were actually trying to parallel their murder with Batman trying to kill Superman.
Either way it's irrelevant, it's more about the senselessness of the crime.
The greatest character introduction ever
>No slow mo shot of him coming out of the darkness
>just straight away running out on screen
>>71478666
dcucks would eat it up even if the guy was sitting spread eagle with no pants on and had the gun lodged betwixt his buttocks and shot her that way
>>71478754
>>71478666
>>71478543
Helps that it's a nod to DKR
>>71478843
>the necklace shot was straight out of the comic book
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I had no idea anon thanks for sharing
And once again: Snyder stays true to source material
>>71478843
except that DKR is clearly an accident and the gun wasn't what broke the necklace it was her falling backwards after getting shot
>>71477262
>Jo
>Sweden
>>71478936
You can leave now :^)
>>71478920
>copying panels from a book he didn't even read and only serves as imagery guide because the story is completely different
>staying true to the source material
I'll never understand why Snyder triggers autists so much.
visual storytelling must be really aggravating to some.
>>71476514
>WW hungers for battle and received satisfaction in it
>smiles when she finally fights a monster stronger than her in nearly 100 years
>>71477262
WTF
i love marvel movies but this looks silly... did somebody eddit this?
>>71479052
perfect
>ywn fight her as a foreplay giving each other a smile every times one gets knocked down
>>71478042
This is what I meant with the strength line, basically Batman fails to save a little girl from drowning because he couldn't lift a 600+ pound boulder.
>>71477855
3 words
Batman
Prep
Time
>>71479061
>WW hungers for battle
>Implying that's good
>>71479122
I like Batman and all but
>talking while deadlifting
Lmao he deserved it
>>71479208
well, it's not bad.
>>71479115
>perfect
>that shitty gif
Are we looking at the same image?
>>71479269
It's bad characterization because that's not what Wonder Woman is about
But of course nobody cares or knows what she's about so anything goes because she's "badass"
>>71479342
What is she about then?
>>71479122
>fucking his shoulder while deadlifting
holy shit those people are clueless
>>71479157
I mean like physically strong, not his powerlevel vs other guys
>>71479362
Love
NO FUCKIN THIGHS
NO FUCKIN MUSCLES
6 GIGA JEWS WERE NOT ENOUGH
>>71479061
I wonder how great her hunger for cock is
>>71473737
>nothing is real
>>71479334
the picture quality might be shit, but the frame it's made from is literally perfection
>>71473293
its amazing what makeup,a certain expression and a costume can do to a woman.
>and then the reality of Fast and furious fridge mode gadot sets
>>71473737
LOOK I'M ACTING
>>71479379
Well Batman represents the maximum peak any human can achieve, like strength and intelligence
>>71479390
Maybe 60 years ago
>>71479435
she needs a fucking burger
>>71479115
>>71479334
>>71479415
>>71473569
>not liking shirtless or near shirtless scenes of men being the best gender
have you forgot the rocky training montages you pleb ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57qB6Kwroo
>>71479482
Maybe most of the times except when a shit writer comes along
>>71479390
I thought it wasfeminism
>>71478042
i assume hes basically become the pinnacle of human fitness having borderline limitless cash and all the drug and medical tech of wayne enterprises
>>71479482
I'm not saying she's not a fighter or that she's 100% pure and perfect
But "hungers for battle" is idiotic
She might enjoy sparing, as a sport, not a battle of life and death
Besides, Gadot didn't even say it was "because she misses it", that was Geoff Johns. She said "because she knows she's gonna win".
>>71479691
>and all the drug and medical tech of wayne enterprises
did somebody say..
>>71479716
Are those two things mutually exclusive?
>>71479716
*sparring
DRUGS?!?!
>>71479735
why is his eye bleeding in one panel?
>>71479743
What two things? What she said and what Johns said?
No, they aren't mutually exclusive
But that's what each one said
>>71479773
>>71479735
what happens?
>>71479780
Was Geoff Johns even involved in BvS? I thought he got involved afterwards
>>71479716
Maybe I'm stupid, but I always smile when I fight someone. Their anger just amuses me and I can't help it.
>>71479777
prnting error I guess.
>>71479798
those pills are what would later be used to make Bane's serum.He'll be fine
>Gal will never violently destroy your anus with a strap-on
>>71473293
i want to put my nose in those slits in the sides of her sandals
>>71479777
Wildly inconsistent use of the limited color palette.
Why is his cowl blue in one shot and black in the other? His glove is blue in both.
>>71477446
>Bane vs Batman
>Doomsday vs Superman
You don't recognize poetry when you see it.
thomas wayne trying to punch joe chill is so dumb
>>71479902
Oh God. If only they would...
>>71479865
I don't know if he was credited as something, but he was overseeing it.
He was a producer in the WW movie since the beginning, though
>>71479902
how short is she? lol
>>71479902
neat
>>71478666
>>71478754
Firstly, the shot in the movie is clearly Bruce's perspective. It's a dream so it's the worst one where the robber is incredibly malignant, Bruce has forgotten that the mugger killed his parents because he was scared and paniced. When Bruce tries to kill Superman, and stops he realizes he's about to do the same thing. Kill someone because he's terrified of them and panicing.
>>71479876
But you aren't Wonder Woman.
Some characters are sadistic. That's fine.
But Wonder Woman doesn't "hunger for battle", so that is idiotic for her, even more so when she smiles after being hit, like she enjoys it.
>>71479880
>the infamous reaction image
Good shit.
>>71480118
I wouldn't even mind if it was just a "bring it on" response.
But the whole "she misses battle" thing is dumb.
>>71478843
>>71478572
>>71478571
>>71478558
you guys CANNOT be this btfo hahahaha
>>71480118
she's an amazon though. That's a pretty big part of amazons is liking the thrill of combat. in every modern interpretation her characterization is based on greek heroes. and greek heroes loved fighting more often than not. But they also had tremendous capacity for empathy and love. Wonder Woman can be more than a one note character. It doesn't contradict anything that she enjoys battling monsters.
>>71480071
Greenstein is 5'10 Fisher is 5'3, I'm assuming GG's got heels on making the difference even crazier
>>71480175
I was as amused as you are.
>>71480214
Why though? If you were raised to fight, and you liked it, and you hadn't done it, really done it in over a hundred freaking years and not with anyone who was remotely on your level wouldn't you be pretty stoked to get back into it?
>>71478666
I'm pretty sure that's bruce's nightmare.
>>71479122
>>71479735
>>71479773
>>71479880
LOTDK was so fucking good. I only read about 50 for some reason though.
>>71480257
>5'3
fucking womanlets, when will they learn
I seriously hate short women. It feels like they are some other species, like fantasy dwarves or hobbits
>>71480252
She doesn't "hunger" for battle and she wouldn't "miss" battle.
Like I said, she enjoys sparring. But the real thing is always ugly in her philosophy.
In the heat of the moment it's fine if she has a "come at me" response, but "hungering for battle for 100 years" is retarded.
>>71480305
Her whole mission statement is helping humanity to END conflicts
She's raised knowing how to fight, but not raised TO fight.
![Figwit688[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pL0PBew.jpg "Figwit688[1].jpg")
>>71480327
>not wanting to fuck hobbit girls
>>71477294
webm when?
>>71480448
no, its terrible
ass must be at the same level as my hand when we stand straight
>>71480305
Why did she even abandon mankind if she revels on conflict? Seems like WWI would be a playground for her.
So that's pretty hypocritical.
>b-but it's a monster
A battle is a battle. And she doesn't seem to mind killing soldiers either.
>>71480592
which side would she pick doe?
>>71479902
whats this from may i ask
>>71480647
Keeping up with the Joneses trailer.
>>71480115
that actually makes a lot of sense.
>>71480634
The Allies, because of all the BBC in the ranks.
>>71479902
She's a big Gal!
>>71479902
why even fucking live?
>>71480931
I agree, manlets should end themselves before they pass on their shitty genes
>>71473650
>>71481796
Ironically, Marvel has more manlets in their cast. DCU actually has 0, even WW is a lanklet.
>>71479208
Beta numale cuck detected.
>>71481928
Einsenberg is 5'7
>>71477294
THANK YOU GREATEST ALLY
>>71482070
he's not a hero
>>71481928
But the patron "god" of the DCEU is a manlet
>>71473737
she doesn't have any dust for debris on her at all.
looks terrible desu
if this were a marvel image it would be 2/3 female and joss whedon would be wearing a fedora while holding up an "i am a feminist because" board
>>71473737
>That post cum excitement look
Looks just about every woman I banged
I'm the chad here bros, backup
>>71479902
I have changed my mind about Gal
>>71473293
she is perfect
>>71479902
>>71479902
Goddamn Gal looks like THAT?
>>71479902
>>71473293
>vlcsnap
great opinion from a retard.
>>71479496
thanks, now i want a burger.
>>71482740
>tfw eating a burger right now
>>71482755
GIB
PLS GIB
>>71480071
5'11
>>71477383
>Gods
>kick each other barely through a window
My fucking sides
>>71479902
brb killing myself
>>71479902
>you will never destroy both of her holes with a strap on
why live?
>>71483106
>implying a filthy goy would ever be allowed to
DC Movie featuring Darkseid when. How can DC even think to compete with the upcoming Infinity Wars
>>71483106
>both of those holes will never destroy your holes with their strapons
JDIMSA
>>71483195
they aren't kids
they are pedos and footfags
>>71483174
>DC Movie featuring Darkseid when.
Justice League 2, they already hinted at him in BvS through the nightmare scenes and Steppenwolf appearing before Lex scene.
>>71483231
i'm not a pedo or a kid or a footfag and me likey
>>71483184
>>71483133
>implying we wont live in a virtual world in the next 50 years, where vereyone can be the god of his own world
>>71483242
Neat, thanks for the info.
>>71483195
>there is nothing attractive about Gal Gadot.
virgin or gay?
>>71477321
>>71482077
>>71483195
>there is nothing attractive about Gal Gadot
wrong, she's Jewish
>>71483382
ok, so virgin it is
nice legs
>>71479902
best jewess confirmed
>>71479902
;_; jdimsatbh
>>71479902
Did I miss the point of the Flash scene? There was nothing to fear from Supes or Lex and Lois resolved nothing. Was it all just prep for the Justice League?
>>71473329
>this doesn't do it justice
It's only the dawn.
>>71483778
Yes
>>71479902
( ;_;)=qr
>>71474196
Underrated reference
>>71473737
Is the background/setting meant to look surreal like The 300 or is it just unintentionally shitty?
>>71479902
>swn keep you locked in her basement as her personal strapon fuccsleeve
;_;
>>71482755
I'll eat one tomorrow for lunch. I'll survive until then by imagining you eating your burger in your pink leather undies.
Goddamn anon, why are you so hot?
>>71483798
Yes what?
>>71477855
In comics he can bench 1000lbs
>>71483869
>>71479902
>>71483869
>tfw been pegged and now i cant help but want more
why even live
>>71484052
>tfw can have p. orgasms but don't really like them much
>>71484109
>>71477262
>>71477383
no fucking way are those cuts real I dont remember it looking so goofy maybe I actually did turn off my brain when watching it
>>71480807
Foryour anus
>>71484293
i mean it's nice but it's a lot of effort and a long fap feels nicer anyway
>>71477262
>0:12
Cap fakes a punch into Loki's side
why
ZACH SNYDER IS LIKE AN ALBATROSS
CLUMSY AND AKWARD ON THE GROUND
BUT ONCE IN THE AIR, HE WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE
>>71477262
meanwhile, in DCEU
>>71484410
Lmao
>>71484466
>nazis
>>71473293
I wouldn't say the best thing in the entire movie but Gal looked so sexy in that costume. How can shit posters write up an insulting post about her figure on an anonymous imageboard and live with themselves after they click submit.
>>71484466
>nazis
>WW1 uniforms
look up the uniforms please
>>71484381
>>71484466
can she fly in these movies? because comic book wonder women is kinda OP
I have seen BvS yet, but like, all the shots with the CGI looks so bad, but the shots that are just normal straight shots look pretty good.
The Batman warehouse fight looks 10x better than the shitty doomsday fight.
>>71484664
yes, she can, or at least do huge leaps.
>>71484749
It's a tall task to depict 'realistically' fights and movement when the charachters are capable of going 40 000 000 000mph with ease.
>>71484550
It's pretty easy to get them though if you know what you're doing.
>>71484796
okay cool, i was wondering how she slides across the room in that webm
>>71484804
But the disparity between scenes like this
>>71477802
where there fucking weight and impact to everything and it feels real and looks great
And scenes like fucking this
>>71477444
With horrid CGI, lasers, dirt, the fucking zoom in, darkness and no weight to anything.
is so great it's jarring.
>>71485066
I felt they made them both seem really realistic actually
>>71484536
Those are Wehrmacht helmets anon.
>>71485109
Did you not see the shot where Superman emerges from the rubble? It looks terrible.
>>71485066
I know what you mean.. I guess it just comes down to the supershitlazer fights demanding so much space.
>>71485132
Yeah that was bad but aside from that I feel it was done well.
