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Is this really what it has come to for her? Shitty sequel to
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Is this really what it has come to for her?

Shitty sequel to a comedy no one wanted?
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>>71468321
>Shitty sequel to a comedy no one wanted?
but she was the worst part of the whole movie
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>>71468321
she was doing shit movies before this, do your research dumb nigger.
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Has she ever been in anything good
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>>71468495

30 Rock? and Equalizer for only like 10 minutes thankfully
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>>71468321
>>71468331
I heard that her character was a huge cunt in the movie
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I love how all of /tv/ wants to hate fuck this girl so bad
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>>71468321
Do you think they gave her butt ugly costars to make her look attractive ?
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>>71468511
I didn't think was particularly good in 30 rock and Baldwin carried their scenes
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she's not particularly attractive or talented, but the jew has a lot already invested in her so they have to put her in something
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>>71468321
Stop impersonating me, newfaggot
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what did he mean by this?
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>>71468321
The fat one makes me physically sick
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>its a krager thread episode
why havent they canceled this show already
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>>71468552

Well he asked if she was in anything, not that she had to be good in it.
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>>71468495
>Kick Ass
>Let Me In
>Hick
>American Killing Fields
>Hugo
>Clouds of Sils Maria
>If I Stay
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>>71468583
>muh memes

Kill yourself
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>>71468606
All bad
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>>71468606
>kick ass
>good
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>>71468606
Kill yourself
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Chloe is serious business in /tv/
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>>71468692
Yeah, if you're a pathetic cuckold
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Could someone explain /tv/'s sudden interest in Chloe?
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>>71468714
There's literally nothing wrong with jerking off to the thought of Chloe getting blacked.
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>>71468738
We've been invaded by nigger redditors
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>>71468742
There's literally nothing wrong with jerking off to the thought of being Chloe and getting blacked by Chance the rapper and his homies.
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plz stop bullying chloe, she's beautiful
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>>71468812
Ecks to the fucking dee on that my redditor friend

#FeelTheBurn
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>>71468862
>#FeelTheBBC
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>>71468894
see>>71468862
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She's post-cunny but still lickable.
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>>71468855
Even her outfit is stupid, can she do anything right?
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>>71468321
Arent all her brothers gay?

Really makes you think
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>>71469122
her older brother probably says he is to her, because she's one of those DUDE I JUST TURNED 18 TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT and naive, she thinks getting undressed infront of a gay person is a mature thing to do so does..
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>>71468738
>>71468793
top kek
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>>71468321
>It's a Krager thread
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I see Chloe Moretz as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Chloe Moretz is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Chloe Moretz does it for me.
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>>71469208
Could be that or... maybe Chloes mom Teri is a hardcore feminist who emasculated his sons and turned them into homos because she cant stand white CIS males. Maybe thats why Chloes dad left his family.

Really makes you think
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>>71468321
This is the fate of 99% of child actors, she should be happy she's only been relegated to Hollywood's money laundering movies and not cut out entirely.
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>>71468526
90% of the movie is her being a retarded cunt and then getting bailed out by other people or deus ex machinas
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>dude she's so gross, 4/10 would not bang
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you aren't just born with this body you know
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>>71468321
>$
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>>71469492
Nice shop.
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>>71469329
10/10
Would read again
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If I was rich I'd have Chloe abducted and turned into a pig by underground cosmetic surgeons. First they use electrolysis to permanently remove all the hair from her face and body, even her eyebrows. Next they permanently graft on prosthetic triangular ears and a curly tail. Her nose is reshaped for a snout-like appearance, pushed up, nostrils flared. Her vocal chords are destroyed so she can only grunt and squeal, her leg tendons damaged so she can only crawl.

I keep her in a pen, forcing her to eat from a trough and raping her repeatedly, after a few weeks her mind snaps and she becomes animalistic. Drugs in her feed make her pasty skin an appealing pink. An irritating salve is applied to her cunt to make it permanently red and swollen for that "in heat" appearance.

If possible, I'd have actual pig parts grafted onto her, even dainty little trotters to replace her hands and feet, the only bits of her I need to preserve are her mouth, cunt and ass. If technology was sufficiently advanced I'd have her budding breasts cloned and 4 more grafted on.

I'd tell her in advance what was going to happen, even introduce her to her "donor" pig so I could really enjoy her terror and despair.
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>>71469492
>she will never strangle you with her legs
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>>71468321
but you watched it, right?!
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>>71468579

That's Jonah Hill's actual sister, no wonder.
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should be grateful she's still in movies
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>It's a The Neighbors are getting a new Fridge movie
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>>71471139
Yes, I watched it for Chloe.
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>>71468321
Also a Hillary supporter. Not even once.
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>>71472767
She's young, and at least it's not Trump.
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I'm more concerned about her
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>>71472849

She'll be fine ;____;
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>>71468321
>swn look at your tiny virgin benis in disgust but still end up sucking it dry as a sign of pity

Why even live?
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>>71473333
>I think it's important to depict women misbehaving in film

Off with her fucking head
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>>71473637

But she's right, better that than presenting them as perfect little princesses.
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