What would you choose?
>>71466997
a french woman
>>71466997
A bird of some sort. It'd be nice to just fly around and observe shit.
I originally said some form of fish, but that just increases the possibility of being eaten. I'd like to enjoy my life as an animal, no matter how short it would be.
>>71467054
Traditionally if you want to be a humanoid you say "nigger".
>>71467120
what kind of bird though?
>>71466997
That guy with a limp had a good point, you can't chose an animal that would just get caught and eaten by other animals or humans.
Maybe an orca. But flying sounds so fun
i'd say a predatory hawk or eagle of some sort
>>71466997
I'd be a lobster. They live up to 50 years and are sexually potent for almost all of their lifespan.
Alligator
>>71467195
Was gonna say eagle, but now that I think about it I'd like to be something quiet.
An owl, probably, because I love the night and I like being quiet.
>>71467334
So do birds live the most visually interesting lives?
The ocean must be repetitive for fish and for other animals that exclusively live in Jungles and Deserts.
>>71466997
A dog.
Since I'd happily eat shit maybe I'd have enjoyed this film.
how about a cat and cross your fingers that you get adopted by a qt grill or at least a cat lady with lots of other cats so you can hang out with your cat bros all day
>>71467532
pampered cat adopted by a rich family
>>71467549
>rich family
>adopting a pet
>>71466997
I'd like to be culture of yeast in your vagina, specifically. Now lemme just inspect my new home.
She has been among us for so long, interfering in conflicts in order to avoid humanitarian catastrophes.
Why didn't she stop the holocaust?
>>71467426
all animals have very boring lives
all their life is just resting and looking for food and occasional fucking
>>71467688
sounds comfy tbqh
>>71467584
I like this picture. Can I have it?
i would start listing mythical animals til they turn me into one that exists
>bigfoot
nope
>loch ness monster
nope
>yeti
nope
>chupacabra
poof
>>71467216
Being a sea creature is basically being a bird but in water. Either way you get to live the 3d life
>>71467640
What I wanna know is why did she fought on the side of objectively bad guys in ww1? All the horrors of the later war was caused by anglo-kikeish greed after they killed the empires.
>>71466997
Your mom in bed.
a cute pony
I think I'd be a horse. Most are cared for and loved, and sometimes they try to breed them so free pussy.
Even if I was a wild horse theres not really too many natural predators for them either.
>>71468145
i used to work for the Houston SPCA call center. I swear every other call i got was for malnourished horses, horses with gross festering wounds, horse corpses in the middle of the street. just hope you don't respawn in Houston, Texas with these wannabe urban cowboys who don't look after their animals
>>71466997
A hippo, the strongest of animals.
A hippo will bite a lion's head off and all the other lions just have to watch it happen
waterbear
jellyfish
Galapagos Tortise
>>71467054
Is this what they call resting bitch face?
>>71466997
Snow Leopard.
I get to be a cool predatory feline, without being something that everyone would chose like a tiger or lion.
Oh and I'd ask for a gender-swap too.
