I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie
Actually I can, having to WATCH a Godzilla movie
They are, in my opinion, the bottom of the barrel when it comes to entertainment. Do people actually like watching two grown men have a slap and tickle fight in rubber suits? It's like adults still watching WWE. Fucking embarrassing.
cuckzilla
Its not my favorite movie but the best moment was ghidorah out of no where in Final wars. Marked out so hard.
>>71466627
>I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie
A Gamera movie.
How long is a typical godzilla movie? And is it 90% fighting? And if it isn't, how the fuck do they pass the time?
>>71469507
>And is it 90% fighting?
God fucking no. You'd be lucky if it's 30%.
>And if it isn't, how the fuck do they pass the time?
Depending on the movie, bad human or horrible human shit
>>71469507
>How long is a typical godzilla movie?
Long enough to make it frustrating to sit through one, unless you're really in the mood.
>And is it 90% fighting?
Yes, fighting the urge to just fast-forward to the monster stuff.
>And if it isn't, how the fuck do they pass the time?
What the other guy said. Although if you're lucky, the human plot may actually be sorta interesting. Not necessarily engaging or gripping, but interesting in an "it's passable" sorta way.
>>71466627
nice bait faggot
godzilla is possibly the most comfy film series ever
>>71469507
Just hope it isn't one involving fucking psychic shenanigans
>>71466627
I can't think of anything worse than OP.
Actually I can, having to FUCK the OP.
He is, in my opinion, a fag. Do people actually like to read his threads? It's like trying to watch two retards trying to fuck a door knob.
>>71466627
Watch very 1st of its kind !!! Very recommendable d(*￣o￣) The majority of property in Godzilla franchise were made because of profitability of making it into the program picture. Sooo anything after the excellent piece of work by Honda Inoshirou is just another kaiju flick. There are watchable but I bet you forget them pretty soon.
>>71466627
Someone hasn't seen BVS the Ultimate Cut yet
>>71466627
The original Godzilla is actually nothing like those shitty kaiju crapfests. It's a legit catastrophe movie, with serious actors (among them Takashi Shimura). Also the effects are really good for the time period.
I grew up with Godzilla. He's like...a big brother.
Also, yeah, the human element in most are kinda bad. But some are fantastic.
Fuck yourselves, Eborah Horror of the Deep is a great Godzilla flick.
