Honestly if the purge was real it would be pretty f*cking awesome. Just 12 hours of doing what I want to who I want. Everyone secretly wants it.
>>71463486
>Implying you wouldn't just spend those 12 hours illegally downloading movies.
>>71463486
What if 4chan had a purge?
12 hours of no mods/jannies
>>71463486
I feel ya.
>>71463513
Are you kidding? I would spend that time getting sweet revenge. The law is the only thing that restrains me right now.
>>71463486
You would be raped
>>71463555
Edgy
>>71463486
spotted the person of color
>>71463555
And then you get overwhelmed by a pack of wild niggers and raped until you die of rectal bleeding
>>71463548
CP and Gore would be everywhere.
>Everyone secretly wants it
Sociopaths are actually a minority.
It is real, just walk through the streets of any major European city at night.
>>71463486
>>71463554
>>71463555
edg, edge and edgy
>>71463486
The Purge is the best movie to use to find out if you're friends are fucking retarded or not. Only an absolute moron would think this idea has any debatable merit whatsoever.
>>71463486
I would rip the tag right off of my mattress. Only the law holds me back.
Right.
Off.
>>71463486
>Plan revenge
>step outside having not prepared yourself and can't run for 3 minutes without a break
>get shot by your angry neighbour with a hunting rifle from his roof
>lie on the ground thinking why was I so stupid
It would be even worse in a big city.
>>71463602
I'm pretty persuasive. Nobody will be getting in my way.
Infact, I could get some help from them. I'm sure people wouldn't deny the opportunity to enjoy purging with me.
>Purge is real
>Go on a rape fest in the 24 hours before it starts
>Retreat to pre-arranged hiding place while it's actually happening
>Victims can't do shit because how the hell do you prove that a rape happened during the purge or a few hours before it
>Reap all the benefits with none of the risk
>>71463803
And then you run into the natural enemy of rioters and looters, the roof Koreans.
That is if you're able to get them to listen over the cries from you while they're beating your dick in with iron pipes.
>>71463707
This. Imagine the rampant perverse shit done for no fucking reason at all but mental illness. I've never even seen these movies for that reason alone. It's just a dumb concept.
>>71463555
Those trips got a lot of edge to them.
>>71463803
You can never persuade niggers not to chimp out on you. Especially if they know they can get away with anything.
>>71463999
Oh lord
What people think would happen
>getting revenge on those who wronged you, now with no consequence from the law
>crazy people going on murder sprees
>some people holed up trying to protect their families
What would really happen
>niggers chimp the fuck out and loot everything while lighting shit on fire and raping any non nigger-skinned individual unlucky enough to be outside.
>>71463486
That would be fucking horrible and I'm sure most of you faggots would consider me a /pol/tard.
>being randomly killed by some sick fuck for no reason than it's temporarily legal
You wouldn't be "getting revenge" left and right. You'd be gunned down a quarter the way there by Tyrone and Friends if not sasistically tortured by some mentally fucked person
>>71463548
It does every night here when the jannies are asleep.
>>71463903
underrated
>>71464087
Yeah I might go looting that's about it
The premise is always that the rich hole themselves up in mini castles.
Wouldn't the rich just jump on a jet and fly around?
i'd probably latch on to a close group of friends because strength in numbers.
i could see us robbing stores and stealing shit. problem with anything being legal though is there WILL be consequences down the road, most likely. You kill someone or rape someone, they'll know you did it and someone is coming after you the next year. Crimes where nobody actually gets hurt and tons of other people are involved? You probably won't be caught so long as you aren't stupid and wear a mask. Not like whoever takes the L at bestbuy is gonna track down anyone stealing TVs from the store. Hell, everyone who works there would probably be first in line to steal shit.
>all weapons above Class 4 (explosive devices such as grenades, rocket launchers, and bazookas)
>people thinking le random murders and rapes and looting matter
>meanwhile the pyros are doing the real damage
>run/drive around chucking molotovs, pouring gas on, in, and around buildings, crops, and cars, and lighting it
>nobody stops you or the many other people doing this, cops are busy doing le sekrit killing of single mothers in poor neighborhoods
>nobody can/does fight the fires, any building without a sprinkler system is completely fucked
>the entire country is effectively destroyed due to the damage
Someone didn't think the premise through.
>>71463486
I secretly want a home invasion so I get the chance to protect my family, so yes I guess the purge would be a good time for that. I'd invest in underground shelter in the woods though, something small and simple like a buried bus with bricks. If I was alone or lost my family in the purge I would spend the entire year gathering as much information on pedophiles and cut off their johnsons on purge night; murder if need be.
>Just 12 hours of doing what I want to who I want. Everyone secretly wants it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3jvPeYXf0
it would be too risky to do almost anything. if anyone is concerned about their property they would at the very least sit by their door with a shotgun
You wouldn't even need to burn the cities
12 hours to drive around the US setting forests on fire.
You can go camping and prepare before le purge even begins.
Worst case scenario is that someone who also wanted to wait it out in the woods runs into you.
Most rural people are going to be sitting in their houses, nobody will stop you.
There isn't going to be any ebin economic boost with the entire country up in flames.
>not just inviting your bros over for a party and sniping hoodlums from the comfort of your roof
>>71463903
*Rape all the benefits
Never watched this movie but how the hell does this purge thing even work? Can't you just leave during the time of the purge (assuming it's just in one city) or at least a week before? Actually, why the fuck would anyone want to live in a city where the purge happens? Can't you just live in another city and drop by when the purge happens so you can do your illegal shit.
>>71464087
If the purge was real, security would be the biggest industry in America. On purge night, anyone roaming the streets would be picked off by rooftop snipers.
>>71464271
this, the whole country would be burned down. Whoever thought of this idea, their mom probably drank while they were in her womb
plot of the movie is beyond retarded. There would be SHIT ton or revenge killing chaos and shit after the purge.
>>71463486
STOP SHILLING THE PURGE, FAGGOT !!!!
>>71463486
The purge is not just for you though. Your victims can fight back.
>>71463486
I would actually be terrified for those 12 hours. I would go into full roof-Korean mode and barricade myself in with a lot of guns and ammo.
>>71464087
It also could be very different depending on where you live.
Now pretending arson doesn't render the entire idea a joke for a second.
>it's basically "12 hours where the government doesn't protect you"
People are going to say fuck that and go live in heavily armed communes for their own safety and that of the people they care for.
People in the city would form armed neighbourhood watch groups/militia.
Any individual or gang that attempts to start shit will get BTFO.
>dude anarchy and a transition state without a central government is impossible lmao
>>71463640
>posts on 4chan
>thinks edginess is something to mock
Be careful anon, the purge is coming...
You'd walk down a street into a residential neighbourhood with your "boys" and the residents of said street would gun you down in seconds :^)
>>71464580
>Can't you just live in another city and drop by when the purge happens so you can do your illegal shit.
If you cared enough to find out you shitposting fag you'd know that the movies have featured Purge tourists.
>>71463486
Your homeroom teacher embarrass you in front of the whole class or something, OP?
>>71464783
Chill autism boy.
I'd take a big purge on the street
I just imagine I'd come outside the next morning for work and see my car fucked up...then I got to wait a whole fucking year to do something about it just doesn't seem great in any way shape or form
Drive right up to the White House with a giant truck bomb and wipe it out. Have it laced with Strontium and Cobalt 60. RIP United States.
>>71463555
i hope you are real aahahhaha
>>71464087
this. my house would be armed to the teeth if the purge was real
>le undetectable government military deathsquads
>PMCs and security, "insurance agencies", rooftop snipers everywhere
>gangs who they are supposedly wiping out covertly to reduce crime have their own rooftop spotters and fortified buildings
I would do y best to provide medical assistance and shelter to the injured because that is what God demands of me.
>>71463548
>>71464117
Literally every night from 9pm PST to 6am PST. I work graveyard shift by myself and I check some boards on my lunch break and you faggots are going wild without any moderation in sight.
>>71463978
>A little girl gets kidnapped, tortured, and raped for 12 hours
>The family can't seek justice or vengeance because lol it was the Purge git gud casuls
Yup. They don't even try to do anything interesting with the premise, which is an interesting premise. A completely retarded one by actual world standards, but it being fiction and all it could be made to work. In the dystopian future the purge occurs in certain areas only, designated as red zones or some shit. Participation is optional, but surviving the purge in a red zone has rewards. The less survivors there are, the bigger the reward amongst those who do survive. No-one says it publicly but it's a form of population control. Have it last a week or so. Then some group of people end up in a red zone by accident for whatever reason, and must survive the chaos. But no it's a simple trapped in a house with psychos trying to get into the house film we've seen a hundred times before.
>>71463486
What if you were the victim you piece of crap?
If the purge was real hardly anyone would go outside because they'd get shot by the non-psychos sitting with a rifle on their roof all night
>>71465108
>even The Hunger Games is less retarded than The Purge
>>71465211
Hunger Games is just a shitty Battle Royale but this would be more Escape From New York sans Snake
Skip The Purge, torrent Anarchy?
>>71464926
Politicians are immune from purging and weapons over class 4 are still illegal
>destabilize your country
>foreign countries taking advantage of this isn't going to be an issue because reasons
>>71463486
The idea of the pure itself it actually much less explored in these films than it should be. if the purge existed in our modern society, it would operate really similarly to religious holidays of forgiveness and atonement. in the month leading up to the purge, i imagine there would be a surge to make amends with anyone you may have wronged, kind of like those jewish holidays rosh hashanah and the like.
also, can you imagine the sweet purge merch you could sell?
hell, i'd use the purge just to steal like 80 gallons of Tide. shit's expensive.
>>71463486
>slaughter everyone in your neighborhood on welfare without having to an hero.
>property values suddenly on the rise
>>71465581
Kill all niggers?
>>71464017
>be me
>live in college town
>walking to liquor store at about midnight
>three black guys ask me for my money
>tell them "no, we live in a society and that's not civil."
>get beat up
>lose my money /phone
>try reporting it to police
>So you want to file a report against three nondescript black guys at night? Want us to pull every black person that we see over?
>...Yes! Thank you that'd be awesome
>Have a goodnight anon
>>71465487
Organized loot crews would be the way to go.
>Team A takes Kroger, main objective food
>Team B takes Walmart, main objective medicine and other essentials
>Team C Banks or other cash/value dense places. Just going for money
Report back, split up loot with your friends and neighbors. Everyone happy.
>>71463548
I'd just post threads upon threads of Canadian Cuckoldry on /int/
>>71463548
rangeban poland first
>>71463486
>12 hrs playing COD in a mask wearing a diaper #notjudging
>>71465678
Then you all get shot/killed in your sleep by one backstabber and he gets all the loot you gathered for him. That's if you aren't gunned down by 50 negros on the way with your #sqwad. Have fun dying for material wealth
>>71463486
How is summer going kid?
>>71466543
>Then you all get shot/killed in your sleep by one backstabber and he gets all the loot you gathered for him.
The Purge is 12 hours. Can you not stay awake for 12 hours. And yes, there is a chance of basketball-americans but that's why you prepare. There's no reward without risk.
how long is this window lads? 12 hours
give me 12 good men in that time and i reckon i could effectively put any major city back into the stone ages
pic related is semi what i mean
but you just need to focus on power, water, food and comms as well as formulating a plan for choke points
sure i'd neutralise any threats to me or the mission but my purpose would be to seriously fuck up major infrastructure
you would even need gas and spend hours dousing everything in petrol and just some bolt cutters and other tools
i'm being serious
>>71464752
see my post >>71466745 do you think you and your armed militia can stop me?
also i'd be looking at choke points into the city major highways, railways, airports etc...
but yeah this is all stupid because i think what i'm posting is the exact reason why shit like this would never happen
Only a fucking idiot would want something like the Purge
The one benefit would be like another anon said, illegally downloading movies would become the normie version of the steam summer sale
But people dying and vandalizing shit really isn't worth letting our poor asses get free movies.
>>71463486
shitpost on /tv/
>>71463548
The entire catalogue would just be full of
>why is she so smug?
>HEY MISTER
>thanks for picking me up at school today daddy!
>>71465721
>that one polak that keeps posting CP
>>71466679
I said shot or killed in sleep. You're all counting your treasure and one dude (stranger or traitor "friend" idk how big of a group you would plan on having) just puts on a gasmask and gasses everyone in the room and shoots anyone fighting back
>>71467228
You don't know how gasses like that work do you? There is no such thing as "sleeping gas". Stop watching cartoons.
>>71466813
no one cares about your double folded steel katana faggot you woudn't do shit
>>71467304
>sleeping gas
Poison gas you retard. Or a tinfoil bomb in the water bottle or a pipe bomb or friggin anything; the point I'm making is that at any point one dude (or three or four or ten) in your little militia can turn on the rest to take everything for themselves. You would have to be an idiot to trust anyone other than your immediate family that night; maybe not even them if you're shitty to them or as dimwitted as you.
>>71467451
So you have a a poison gas that will kill dozens of people in a few seconds before they can react to you? And you assume none of them have the same protection you have?
This isn't one of your animes kid. You are not unique.
>>71467543
nothing personnell kid...
I would go to bed AFTER the late show.
fuck you mom.
>>71464087
more like some jackass billionaire buys an army and raids fort knox
>buy construction/repair business
>let purgeweenies burn down every building
>become billionaire from people paying to rebuild everything
>Purge night comes, stand on the corner selling guns
>only have to work one night a year
>everybody loves you because of your great discounts
>>71467803
>shot
>every gun stolen
>raped by passerby as you bleed out
>>71463486
most of you faggots wouldnt survive 10 minutes i hate you all so much jesus christ
>>71467816
maybe i'll just put out a gun vending machine or something then
>>71464586
This guy gets it. I'd literally make a killing as hired security where I wouldn't even have to work the rest of the year.
>>71467803
Quite possibly the best vendor ever.
>>71465101
eurojannies are more lenient, but they're still here
>>71463513
This.
Really I can just imagine the sweet satisfaction of a having a hard drive full of the best and not feeling the slightest bit guilty.
>>71463486
>the purge movies are utter shit
Can someone finally answer my question regarding white collar crime?
Brokers, bankers and others who are left in charge of vast sums of money lifting and depositing it in their own personal accounts.
If all crime is legal wouldn't this destroy the economy?
>>71468232
It's only blue collar crime that's legal.
It's meant to be population control, not a financial disaster.
>>71463513
i already do that
>>71463486
>Honestly if the purge was real it would be pretty f*cking awesome.
You aren't old enough to be posting here.
>>71468309
Ah so it explicably stated this in one of the movies?
Only watched half of the 2nd movie but no one ever seemed to answer my simple question.
>>71464112
>assistically
That schoolgirl in Purge1 was hot as fuck
>>71463612
everywhere XD
>>71463486
It wouldn't be anarchy or people running around jerking off
Ever major city would be 12 hour long gun fight of people trying to loot and people protecting their stuff. and some people just wanting to kill.
>>71468340
They don't explicitly state it, but they do state that there are a number of rules that limit what you can do. I think the only ones they mention explicitly are what types of weapons can be used, and which government officials are not legally able to be harmed.
I'd imagine there are also rules against banking fraud and the like. Otherwise the economy would tank overnight.
But, honestly, this is far more thought than needs to be put into these retarded fucking movies. Just accept the premise and go with it.
JUST
>>71463486
What would stop a foreign country, say Russia, from dropping a couple of nukes on the US?
>>71468486
>I'd imagine there are also rules against banking fraud and the like.
No I think the deal is that everything shuts down.
I don't even remember do they even have power, phones, internet services, was it implied the apartments and safe houses were run on generators or anything?
>>71468488
Kill the people who keep shilling this movie.
>>71468494
What's stopping them now? The cops aren't going to arrest Russia.
>>71468488
>>71468530
Honestly who is this girl?
>>71468549
>What's stopping them now? The cops aren't going to arrest Russia.
Well repercussions from the US, but if the 12 hour window of the Purge is closed retaliation is not allowed according to the rules.
Also what's stopping an air force pilot to take a long range bomber for a spin and drop some payload over every major city.
>>71468488
>>71468530
>>71468565
what is it that makes this outfit so goddamn hot?
>>71464564
>implying your bros won't try to kill you too
>>71463486
Nobody really wants it like nobody really wants anarchy, because the people with the most organized militia would rule everyone.
>>71463620
Mild sociopathy is actually the most common mental ilness, most of the normies watching the purge dream of enacting it and we live in a libertarian, capitalistic world.
I would have sex with females without caring if they want it or not.
I would PURGE all the shills.
>>71463486
>Everyone secretly wants it.
Yeah, and I secretly want a zombie apocalypse too, right?
Honestly, I don't think I'd do anything. I'm not sitting around at home thinking how I want to commit violent crimes all day. Maybe it's because O'm not a Reddit-tier edgy teen like you.
>>71466745
love it man only need 10 more people im numbet 12 what number ru
>>71463486
Yeah dude we could just do whatever the h*ck we want and not give a crap what our parents tell us, it would be totally sweet.
>>71463555
6 hour drive to their house.
5 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds of fun with the corpse.
7 hour drive back. (Gotta stop to eat, fool.)30s fap.
6 hour sleeps.
>>71464087
or a crazy Muslim blows him self up at at swimming center releasing chlorine gas everywhere.
I want the underage and shills to leave.
Jesus christ /tv/ is unable to be saved when newfaggots unironically reply to this shilled garbage from years ago now.
>>71463486
All you guys are literally retarded. If you guys actually paid attention in /his/tory class, you'd realize that the purge would NOT be Sierra De Leone v2.0, and instead it would be more Ferguson Riots v2.
The MOMENT The Purge was even announced, people would invest HEAVILY in security. Guns, blast doors, titanium garage doors, steel safes, these would ALL Become very common, and most likely, they would almost always never be used, give or take the 500 or so cases of assault and violence ever night of the purge, for all 350 million people living in America.
Yes.
Of ALL the 350 million people living in America, only 500 or so would actually be casualties of The Purge; and most of them would be from household accidents.
Furthermore, the next big thing that we'll see going around are volunteer security brigades. Neighbors in a city will all agree getting their shit kicked in by literal psychopaths would be a shitty fucking night, so they'd ban together and roam the streets in packs, ridding the world of people stupid enough to do stupid shit on this stupid holiday.
pt 1
>>71469170
>500
>entire america
kek what a faggot
Seriously why do purge movies always get shilled so hard here
>>71469170
People mentioned Roof-Koreans; those anons are probably right. SOMEONE'S going to want to protect their goods and stores, and SOMEONE'S going to be stupid enough to try and rob them; hence "Roof-Koreans". People would hire security, maybe even whole brigades if the city is rich enough.
Gangs would NOT be committing a large amount of violent crime during this critical period of time. Mostly, they'd be trying to further their profits as mucha s possible by using this night as one big excuse to do a whole lot of previously shady shit in unshady places; like out in the middle of the street.
Drug deals, gun brokering, sex slavery, alliance meetings; all without having to worry about the police breaking into their warehouse and slapping up their shit.
Violent crimes by gang members would be statistically very low, because one, what the fuck are they going to do in 12 hours in one night that they can't do during the rest of the year in 24 hours, and two, it's REALLY hard to find and kill a rival gang member when everyone's running around all willy nilly, and even then, the risk-reward for offing a rival just wouldn't be great enough in the first place. I'm sure it would happen though, but not too often, statistically speaking; and the roving gangs of vigilantes would vastly outnumber you anyway. It's just not worth it.
So overall, The Purge would be nothing but a HUGE gang of concerned vigilantes, running around in crowds of a hundred or more, putting out the occasional fire and shooting an odd baddie here and there, while the average citizen will probably be holed up in their apartment clutching guns to their chest and locking their steel doors; only to find that nobody really wanted to kill them in the first place, just like the last 20 years this has happened.
pt 2
>>71469205
Gang members would rather take this opportunity to make money than to kill rivals, and even being seen in public would be asking to get shot by the aforementioned concerned citizens anyways.
The total death count every night would not skyrocket past more than 500 to 600 odd civilians.
Also, why the FUCK would people wait until The Purge to do anything? People would still kill and murder and shit even during the normal other days. What? You think an angry mother is gonna wait a whole year to kill you because you killed her daughter? No, you fool. She'll kill you any chance she can get; whether you're walking to the laundromat or cleaning out your dirty floor.
The Purge is fucking retarded, man. Jesus Christ.
pt 3
>>71469170
>>71469205
>>71469223
source: my ass
I'd break into 4chan's server room, get the IP's of the faggots who shill these shit movies, then break into my local ISP and find out their addresses.
>>71465378
Who's gonna investigate or stop you
>>71463555
>The law is the only thing that restrains me right now
you irl
>>71467908
>purge night
>see a vending machine with guns
>nice, free shit
>just as i'm about to crack it open i see a sign on it
>"please refrain from breaking the machine even during purge"
>sigh quietly and proceed to put 500$ into the machine to get my rifle
>>71465678
>>71465487
There'd probably be people who would take orders on what to steal during the purge and then deliver the loot to you for a fraction of the original price.
>>71463555
Time for bed Elliot.
>>71467908
>purge night
>see a vending machine with guns
>nice, free shit
>just as i'm about to crack it open i see a sign on it
>"please refrain from breaking the machine even during purge"
>sigh quietly and proceed to put 500$ into the machine to get my rifle
>>71469201
>viral marketing exec sees news story on how 4chan is this edgy place full of hardcore anarchist hackers
>"Surely these Four-chan people would LOVE this movie about edgy anarchism"
>marketers are sent to the movie board
>>71469923
Perfect
If The Purge was real billionaires would get together and purchase armies to protect their goods/capital during that 12 hour period. If any unauthorized individual was found on the streets they would be killed on site.
>>71463486
>implying /tv/ wouldn't just hide under its desk and cry
>>71465721
This, give me my life back
t. Polack
why dont the protags of these movies just go on vacation abroad before the purge happens
everyone who wouldn't do white collar crime is jut stupid
>>71468813
*teleports behind you*
this is the edgiest thread I've seen in a week
>>71463548
Just browse /tv/. It's basically the same thing
>>71471037
Heh, nothing personal Anon.
*unsheathes Katana*
>>71468770
Most common, but still in the minority. Also that doesn't suddenly make it ok
>>71463486
>implying it wouldn't be just everyone barricading their homes and sitting down with their guns in a pile of their stuff for 12 hours a year
There would probably less crime on that day overall.
I would find the person that made this post and kill them
Pssh nothin personnel kiddo
>spend whole life making as much money as possible
>spend all the money on guns, military equipment and private armies
>use the private armies to kill over private armjes
>supply local gangs with military grade guns and equipment so they can run fuck shit up
I would kill blacks and furrys.
>>71463486
>Everyone secretly wants it.
I sure as fuck don't want it.
And I'm not saying that like I'm some sort of boyscout who never wants to break the rules, I'm saying that as someone who doesn't want to have to worry about his house being burnt down with him still alive in it/broken into and being murdered in his fucking sleep.
It's nice to have fantasies about what you'd do for 12 hours with no rules or repercussions, but you are 110% fucking retarded if you think it would be fun or a good idea.
>>71472580
I agree. It's the road to insanity, and the films totally show that. If everyone gets to be a psycho, then they're not gonna wait til the purge begins.
You can go on your trip to vengeance or just because you can once, but then the next time, you have some others who are gonna come to your place for the same reason.
Also once you've understood that everyone is pretending to be nice until that time of the year, you're gonna be fucking paranoid and going crazy.
The films were disappointing though. The concept deserved better than just a slasher movie.
>>71463486
>having to spend every year worrying about if you'll be raped or tortured
>being anxious and paranoid every other day of the year that you don't have enough friends in a gang to survive
>do everything you can not to be killed in the purge but die anyway
>Implying that the authorities could even stop the purge after those 12 hours
>>71466933
What happens to the guy who would post this every day. I miss him ;_;
>I will never get to pick sally up from school
