Anyone else ashamed to be watching all 3 hours of this? I feel unclean. Like I just masturbated to a black woman or something.
>>71460242
why?
Not sure I follow
>>71460242
>I feel unclean. Like I just masturbated to a black woman
The only porn I ever watch nowadays is WMBW, and I never once felt dirty from doing it? Are you a gay or something?
>>71460242
Yes. I felt similar too, but there is another thread already OP. This should tell you its common knowledge to feel dirty after watching something that belongs into the trash.
>>71460484
You probably wouldn't feel dirty even if you had to swallow shit anyway, so your opinion is worthless.
>>71460560
>>71460642
ooh so salty
>>71460762
saved
>>71460762
how is this image a thing? it's some of the dumbest criticisms i've ever read
>wahh the characters develop and situations change wahhh
>>71460840
kek
every time you post it I'll rejoice at the Marveldrone tears being shed at the other side of the screen
>>71460840
what's the matter, couldn't think of criticism or your own?
also, why does the fact that it's a screencap make it a correct judgement?
>Superman's weakness is Kryptonite
>Batman's weakness is the name "Martha"
>>71460863
Did you even read it mate?
>>71461020
never post that dumb nigger again Marveldrone
>>71461063
i read it, it's fucking retarded complaints about a movie having actual progression and character development (something no marvel movie has)
>>71461178
DKEK
>>71461243
You're right that the movie had progression and character development, the image you're referring is explaining why it isn't dramatically engaging until the final act of the film.
>>71461178
Anthony Mackie is based as fuck
Stay mad kiddo
I've heard it's a substantial improvement, but I can't make myself care about it. I'm glad the people who like it like it, but I'd rather just not watch it at all.
>>71461299
>>71460762
>the movie is bad because there's 2 protagonists
can't make this shit up
>>71461495
>I've heard it's a substantial improvement
It takes the movie from an F to a C-
>>71461511
Yeah, that's substantial. Especially for Snyder. Especially for a movie with Ben Affleck. Especially for casting Gal Gadot as... well, anyone, she's fucking abysmal.
>>71461506
You tried mate.
>>71461553
You are just gay bro. BvS was great, or at the very least better than any capeshit film made in the past decade.
>>71461589
you didn't
>>71461592
>You are just gay bro
If having a modicum of taste and sensibility is gay then line those dicks up because I'm on a one-way pink train out of pleb town. Choo choo, mother fucker. I'll write you a post card while you cry into your pony dolls.
>>71461592
Still the best Superman movie
>>71461642
Cringe
>>71461606
*teleports behind you*
Sorry kid
>>71460242
I've seen the theatrical cut 6 times.
I'm on my 4th viewing of the Ultimate Edition as we speak.
AMA
>>71461658
It's like I'm really in Youtube comments.
>>71461669
why can't plebs appreciate this film?
>>71461669
Who cares?
>>71461243
>something no marvel movie has
Looks like you are stuck in TIH.
>>71460242
it wasn't as bad as i thought. my brother watched it in theaters and didn't watch the ultimate edition so he hated it but when i spoke with him about it they did actually leave a lot out.
>>71461243
>actual progression and character development (something no marvel movie has)
...You're kidding right?
>>71461703
Not enough quips/they confuse the knightmare sequence as a "dream"/ the theatrical cut didn't have enough establishing shots to spoonfeed the plebs/ misunderstanding the 'Martha' scene
>>71461711
That's a two syllable question for any guys too big 4 little minds
>>71461882
he's right though.
>>71461908
...You're kidding right?
>>71461945
if you wish
AM I TOO SOON
>>71461959
Like literally the entire point of the MCU is that the story and characters progress and develop over multiple films
>DCfags still defending this movie
literally you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJRZP6GzAc&feature=youtu.be
>>71461988
yeah, but they don't.
every single one could be standalone with minor differences and it'd be the same.
>>71460242
everything with lex, ww, cgi rock monster and dc extended universe was terrible. I feel bad that snyder was forced to shoehorn all that tone murdering franchise shit into this otherwise decent capefilm
>>71461965
how did he travel into bruces dream?
>>71461898
>defending a script this bad
LUL
>>71462113
That was timelines merging.
>>71462030
>yeah, but they don't.
But they do
>>71462170
if you say so
>>71462186
>DCucks actually think "Whoa, our mothers have the same name? We should team up!" is actually character development
>>71462229
here's your (you) friend
>>71460484
Its good you are not ashamed to be a fag FUCK YEAH GAY PRIDE
>>71462248
Ant-Man has more fucking character development in it than this crock of shit
DC fans are literally delusional at this point(assuming they're not just being dumb ironic memers)
>>71461996
That is pure gold.
>>71462030
>>71461959
>Tony goes from a wacky inventor to a broken old man.
>Steve goes from all-loving american to an sceptic.
>Thor goes from punch-punch-destroy to a careful man that worries about the guys below him.
>>71462277
you really love spouting lies
>>71462308
watch as the next flick reverts all of that back to status quo
>>71461669
There are easier ways to kill yourself.
>>71462352
But this has happened over the course of several movies
BvS is the one that goes back to status quo
>>71462389
you are delusional
>>71462428
No, that would be the ones that are defending BvS
>>71462445
witty
>>71462468
But it's true
BvS had literally no consequences for anyone
>>71462484
if you say so
>>71462277
Batman goes from cynical in downward spiral of violence and vigilante justice to renewed hope in justice and faith in humanity after seeing Jesus die on the cross. After the the dark night comes the dawn of justice. Fuck, can't wait for my ultimate cut to arrive.
>>71462389
>kills off main character of first two films
>everything's not alright
>bad guy ultimately wins
>this is the status quo
what universe are you from?
>>71462506
>Superman doesn't actually die
>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
>Lex Luthor just ends up in jail(where he will easily escape) and doesn't face the consequences
>they have to bring back the villain from the first movie just to make it seem like there is actual danger, and then they just kill him again
Is the Ultimate Cut any better?
>>71462567
interesting
>>71462567
>>Superman doesn't actually die
what scene does he appear in after you see him at the wake?
>>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
no he doesnt
>>Lex Luthor just ends up in jail(where he will easily escape) and doesn't face the consequences
he doesn't escape and he does by being sent to Arkham
>>they have to bring back the villain from the first movie just to make it seem like there is actual danger, and then they just kill him again
what scene was Zod in outside of being a corpse?
>>71462619
>what scene was Zod in outside of being a corpse?
...Doomsday you moron
>>71462567
>>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
Why should he be absolved if he did nothing wrong?
>>71462551
>kills off main character of first two films
>die after two films
There is your problem
>>71462673
Doomsday was in MoS?
>>71462693
Technically yes, Doomsday is just Zod's body
>>71462689
how many films before it's acceptable?
12?
>>71462673
Doomsday was the villain in MoS? i could have sworn he was genetic offspring.
>>71462719
never because it hurts my feelings when people die :(
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>>71462713
Something's not matching up here
who else one hour in here
>>71462719
I don't know, what about this?
>Man of Steel
>Man of Steel 2 (like it was supposed to be)
>Batman v Superman
I felt like Batman was the protag while Supes was from the supporting cast.
>>71462792
the UE really fixes that because it definitely felt balanced
>>71462781
It's almost as if Goyer is a shitty writer
Reminder that David Goyer once publicly stated that She-Hulk is just in the comics for Hulk to have sex with
>>71462781
they look exactly the same to me! get your eyes check silly :)
>>71462352
The only one i can see them reverting is Tony. His trauma arc ended in the CW final fight so now he can be a better co-leader for the Avengers.
>>71462855
Chris Terrio and Zach Snyder wrote all or 90% of BvS though
I'm still tempted to watch it because I hear it's an improvement and never saw it the first time around, but 3 hours of capeshit is just too much.
>>71462885
So they're all fucking hacks
>>71462968
unlike whedon, true master of writing
>>71462855
>dodges the point
>>71462567
>>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
contract killers. the world lost nothing.
>>Lex Luthor just ends up in jail(where he will easily escape) and doesn't face the consequences
he ends up in arkham asylum
>>71460242
>>71465165
A WILD CHIMPANZEE HAS APPEARED
>>71461965
The most purely comicbook moment ever put on screen. Nurmalfags just don't get it.
>>71460762
>>71460840
>>71460863
>>71461063
>>71461299
>>71462229
>>71462277
>>71462551
>>71462567
>Rashomon is a bad movie because there's no clear protagonist!!!
>Rashomon is bad because literallly NOTHING happens, what the fuck, a baby?
>Rashomon is a bad movie because its literally three dudes telling fake stories to each other lmao
>literally no arcs for any of the characters they just stop telling stories and go home lmao
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE BABY DOING DURING THE WHOLE MOVIE
>>71465116
I thought it was just a hallucination when batman showed up and said he was sending him to arkham. The warden and guard just disappear and then batman does too. He's not that quick.
>>71465251
>this film is good because a completely different film is good
uw0tm8
>>71465699
>a movie is bad because of bullshit about consequences when everything in the movie is tied by cause and effect
Eisenberg ruined the movie. It could have been anyone just reciting the script without emotion and it would make a better villain.
What would they thinking except "Israel is funding us we gotta get more Jews in"
>>71465811
it's bad because of shit writing, shit acting, shit pacing and shit editing.
>>71466144
Eisenberg is the best part plebeian.
>>71466168
lmao
love discarding retarded opinions
>>71462276
>>71460242
Watched it the other night. I kinda wanna watch it again.
>>71466227
I did, it was even better the second time
>Theatrical cut pure shit
>People still decide to watch a 3 hour cut for 30 extra minutes of shit
>>71460242
I saw this crap in the theatre and hated it, no way am I going to watch an EVEN LONGER version.
>>71466269
>being this dedicated to company wars
>>>/v/
>>71466298
pirate it, not even kidding it goes from a 6 to a 8.5 out of 10
>>71466168
>it's bad because of my projected hindsight onto actions on screen, arbitrary rules on how characters should act, and minor gripe and at most a few bumps on a smooth ride
>>71466317
More like it goes from a 3 to a 5, don't pat yourself on the back too hard DCucks
>>71466269
>ywn be as mad as the Evansposter right now
>>71466383
This movie is still shit, and while the added footage fills in a few plot holes, it doesn't fix the main issues with the movie
>>71466546
is this the start of an epic new meme?
>>71460242
I like how the motives between the three main characters are intertwined. They all act out of a sense of powerlessness. I don't mind this young and pretentious (that random reference to Lolita was absurd) Lex, it fits very well. Wonder Woman felt superfluous and was just there for set up.
>>71461669
>jew player
you cant make this shit up
