So I waited until the ultimate edition came out to save my judgement. Just watched it today and, I gotta say, I knew /tv/ loved to be contrarian but this is the worst pile of steaming dogshit i have ever had the displeasure of viewing. This movie lacked a single redeeming quality. The pacing was tragic, the acting was as stale and the plot must have been suggested by a ten year old. I regret every second i spent restraining my brain from leaping out my ears. Just a warning to anyone else wondering if its maybe worth it: it most definitely is not.
>>71460201
It's pretty terrible, but it's a kids flick soooo...
>He fell for the capekino meme
nice bait mate
>>71460201
Superficial and vague criticism: the post.
Look who's the contrarian now. :^)
I waited for the ultimate cut too, OP. Currently downloading.
But I'm approaching it with an open mind and a love for Batman. I don't think it's going to be as terrible as critics made it out to be or as glorious and meaningful as shitposters make it out to be. I imagine it's gonna be more forgettable capeshit, just like Man of Steel.
In other words I want to be impressed. The ball's in the movie's court now.
>>71460364
>But I'm approaching it with an open mind and a love for Batman.
Ive gotta say i went in with exactly that in mind. I tried so hard to like it. And maybe you will but i was so disapointed.
>>71460201
What did you expect?
>>71460364
It's far more watchable than MoS. But this DC movie universe will ever be shit thanks to terrible casting decisions.
>>71460439
>thanks to terrible casting decisions.
Gadot alone is going to fuck them for a loooong time. She can't carry a solo flick.
>>71460201
lies
>>71460494
Well I guess we will find out
>>71460397
kek, you RT kiddies are laughable
>>71460364
go with an open mind towards Lex and you'll like it
This movie was really shitty.
>>71460665
>>71461168
Great analysis.
Suck a terrible flick.
I agree, op. This is the only movie where I honest to god was just looking away from the screen on the third act cgi shitfest. It seriously hurt my head. That has never happened to me before, not even in Transformers 2.
>>71461168
These are some good criticisms but its somehow just scratching the surface.
>>71461100
hi underaged, how was E3 for your favorite console?
>>71461168
if things are resolved that makes it negated? does that mean MoS is negated because the world is saved and all pa kent scenes are negated because he dies?
>>71460439
Just fucking terrible decisions all around. Executive, them distancing from the comic editors and forerunners, and fucking Snyder.
Fucking. Snyder.
You want to hear a fucking joke? Listen to this man in his interviews. He's a stuttering idiot who has no real grasp on things other then making them look pretty.
And they put him in charge of their entire universe.
Yeah, dark and gritty is great for a Batman story, shit works. But fucking Flash who literally fights a giant telepathic gorilla using a god energy that can do everything, Wonder Woman who's born from Greek Gods and Amazonians, and a Green Space Cop who's powered by willpower. And fucking Superman, who can be pretty great if told correctly, but you start out right out of the gate making him depressing and Jesus.
>>71460201
Why haven't you filtered tvs shitposting?
You should only come here for baneposting and indieshits
>>71462936
>proving my point.
when do you turn 13?
>>71462821
>Fucking. Snyder. You want to hear a fucking joke? Listen to this man in his interviews. He's a stuttering idiot who has no real grasp on things other then making them look pretty.
Because his primary means of expression is cinéma. He is like the albatross, clumsy and awkward on the ground but nimble and majestic in the air. Snyder is a loaf in front of a camera, but visual genius behind it. Maybe Wheddon is more your speed, kid.
>>71463076
>He is like the albatross, clumsy and awkward on the ground but nimble and majestic in the air.
>>71460232
>a kids flick
A movie with Batman who goes on killing spree and is haunted by a giant Bat demon is not a kids movie
>>71460494
She looks like she would have trouble carrying a bowl of salad with those twig arms
>>71460396
>>71460201
You didnt even tell us why you hated it
>>71463076
>DCucks still stuck in the "Denial" stage
>>71463166
>This movie lacked a single redeeming quality. The pacing was tragic, the acting was as stale and the plot must have been suggested by a ten year old. I regret every second i spent restraining my brain from leaping out my ears. Just a warning to anyone else wondering if its maybe worth it: it most definitely is not.
tldr; this film was a boring, shapeless mass of cgi and underwhelming plot.
>>71463346
>tldr; this film was a boring, shapeless mass of cgi and underwhelming plot.
tldr; capeshit
>>71463140
You can't even tell he killed anyone since there is no weight or consequences to the deaths. Kids will see it and go *pew pew pew*.
As for the 1 scene with the giant bat.... lol unintentionally hilarious.
>>71463527
new rule?
>>71463527
Tbh his rendition of batman reminded me of the Flashpoint version where bruce's dad was bats.
Except a shit rendition of that.
>>71463527
it's by far the best Batman ever portrayed on film.
>>71460201
>he fell for the shills
>>71463076
> He is like the albatross, clumsy and awkward on the ground but nimble and majestic in the air.
This is the cringiest thing I ever read on 4chan, and I've been here for 8 years now and regularly visit /h/.
I turned it off after about an hour in when Batman asked Superman if he bleeds. I was bored on my phone for 50% of that hour
>>71463664
that's the point
>>71463664
he only used firearms in the knightmare sequence, and he has literally killed in every single film, this is the first one to actually justify it.
this is batman at his most damaged and unhinged, like in Arkham Asylum, Hush, Venom, Tower of Babel etc. It's by far the best on screen version. also he never killed any that wasn't already shooting at him.
>>71463700
Should have visited /lit/ more often, faggot.
>>71463691
this. Only crazy fanboys were shilling this.
>>71463664
>not muh batman
>>71463664
>he likes squeaky clean boring heroes with no flaws
wew lad you have shit taste
>>71463701
>no attention span
And twelve year olds shouldn't have phones anyway.
>>71463701
You cant just turn your brain off like most capemovies to watch this
Obviously your feeble mind couldn't follow the story
>The pacing was tragic, the acting was as stale and the plot must have been suggested by a ten year old.
WTF i hate kino now
>>71463787
>>71463786
>boring film
>hurrr durrr youre just 12
You can't be this stupid
>>71460338
This basically. Marvelfags aren't even trying at this point. Instead of picking out what's wrong Oh the movie sucked.
>>71460201
Take a time stamped pic of the dvd and I'll believe you marveldrone
>>71460201
is this a new form of bait?
>>71463828
Calling something boring is subjective kiddo
Tell your mom I said hi
>>71463835
because they have been BTFO since the UE came out, now comes the stubbornness because they're in too deep
>>71463701
jesus have a fucking attention span.
>>71463835
>implying i would have purchased this pile of trash
I have pirated this copy and i have watched 15 mins of it. I stopped watching and will probably watch in a later date. I dont find it impressive apart from the mood/ambience it sets.
>>71460201
If a Linkin Park song was a movie, it'd be Batman v Superman.
>>71463914
BvS is more Mozart's Piano Concerto 23
>>71463850
It's subjective and I'm stating my opinion you mong, the movie was shit with far too much politics involved
>trying to act smart and looking like a retard
>>71463835
>"bu-but-bu the UE is good guys.... I swear!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqH57Z6Sj5s
>>71463991
this, it was so fucking slow and boring
>>71463866
Kek don't be mad marvelcuck unlike you my taste in movies is my own opinion not what rotten tomatoes tells me is good or bad. Good job on being a drone dance off bro lol quips amirite
>>71464023
>>71463991
~t. marvelcucks
>>71464034
What if rt reflects his opinion?
>>71463890
>'news' clips of people debating about superman and if hes good or bad
>jon stewart appears
And on my phone I go
>>71464008
>ign
>>71464008
>[YouTube] Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - What's Different About the Ultimate Edition? - IGN Conversation (embed)
wew lad
>>71464066
lol.... this
>>71460201
Thiz
Dc animated movies are ultimate kino tho
>>71464074
>>71464076
>>71464008
Letting youtube reviews write your arguments LoL good job marvelcuck go watch a movie more to your liking maybe age of quiptron I'm sure your wife's son will watch it with you since your wife is busy with Tyrone watching BvS uncut
>>71464132
not an argument
>>71464049
But I thought Civil War was shit too, I actually made it through the whole film though unlike BvS
>>71464034
>i support a popular franchise so im not a drone like people that support this other popular franchise
?
>>71464143
Neither did you>>71461168
>>71464160
are you ok?
>>71464066
>Jon Stewart talking about Superman
>le science negro talking about Superman
It's basically Reddit: The Superhero Flick
DCucks have to the most insecure cucks on the planet lol. What happens when JL is shit too.
>>71463664
>So, you don't mind him using fire arms? Killing people even if they are bad guys? Being a little bitch about how many people Superman killed but he goes on a rampage that destroys some blocks on the docks and probably kills some civilians during the chase?
It's almost like Batman is supposed to represent something in the film. Like Americas darker impulses, the darkness that flowed to the surface of American society in the wake of 9/11. Bruce Wayne has his brain broken by space 9/11 like half of the United States had their brains broken by actual 9/11 and went along with the Bush administrations endless "War on Terror", invasion of Iraq, drone striking suspected terrorists without due process or care for collateral damage, illegal detainment in Guantanamo and torture. He paraphrases Dick Cheney's "One Percent Doctrine" for fucks sake. How thick do you have to be to not understand this.
>>71464185
Kill yourself
![1HdAQOnSLg2sCa8UYSaRoyDI34C5gYpB-1_2[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Az2ivMh.jpg "1HdAQOnSLg2sCa8UYSaRoyDI34C5gYpB-1_2[2].jpg")
>>71464200
>get BTFO
>"DCucks have to the most insecure cucks on the planet lol. What happens when JL is shit too."
>>71464210
- t. freshman psychology major at a community college
>>71464210
Kek
>>71464223
wow, you marvelcucks have a short fuse don't you
>>71464227
>>71463914
SO GIVE ME REASON TO KILL BATMAN AND WASH MY SINS AWAY!
Do you think your cinematic universe is safe?
I wll fuck him.
I will fuck him.
I
WILL
FUCK
HIM
>dc vs marvel posters
Please go away forever
>>71464252
Did you really just reply to yourself? hahahahaha why would you do that?
>>71464258
triggered
>>71464301
>>71464286
>Did you really just reply to yourself?
i did not
>why would you do that?
i did not
>>71464323
hahahahahaha holy shit he did TOP KEK
>10 minutes into comic book movie marketed towards kids
>People are getting gunned down with blood spraying in all directions
Why is Snyder such a tactless edgelord?
>>71464358
I thought gun violence was okay for kids to see in 'Murica? It's nipples and genitals that you gotta look out for m8
>>71464336
i did not
Its soo boring. Everyone is just brooding and depressed. It's one of the worst viewing experiences I've ever had.
>>71464456
THIS, it really upset my wife's son and I had to buy him a bucket of KFC
>>71464358
Because the night is darkest just before the Dawn of Justice.
>>71460201
Thanks for letting me know
>>71464506
You shouldn't take advice from people whose brain can pass through an ear hole.
>>71464639
That's a little generous
>>71464682
>>71464639
>replying to yourself
>>71464210
I like it better when Batman represents Batman
The ultimate edition only got an M rating in Australia
kek
>>71463835
then dig up the actual criticisms. oh wait you wont because youre fucking delusional. cant even follow your own shitty movie's advice on following false gods, now youve got your mouth wrapped around Snyder's 300 inch cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG2Ct8wkurw
>>71467760
>dig up the actual criticisms
>criticisms
>>71460201
>I knew /tv/ loved to be contrarian but this is the worst pile of steaming dogshit i have ever had the displeasure of viewing.
So you're being contrarian to contrarians?
>>71463866
This. It was fantastic. Better than Civil War.
>>71464023
>>71463991
Yes, little kid Millennials have attention spans of gnats.
>>71464140
The Marvelcucks keep damage controlling!
>>71464151
>I-If you think I hated BvS, I hated Civil War t-too, that makes me less of a cuck even though I watched it all the way th-through
>>71464313
BvS has a higher imbd score than Civil War and there's already a backlash on how overhyped Civil War is.
Get madder.
>>71464358
>Marvel: For pleb kids
>DC: For Patrician adults
>>71460201
The issue is that Snyder is shit tier. Batfleck is fucking amazing though, he nailed it o so many different levels it's crazy. I am looking forward to seeing those solo films, and his appearances in suicide squad. Affleck did a great job and I really don't care what casual fans think. Batman is a dark and brooding character, any film he's in should be that way. The reason people didn't have that complaint with the Nolan series is because they started before the whole MCU lets make a dumb joke every 30 seconds meme hit the scene and became the accepted "norm" for the critics and casuals. BvS is much better than say AoU or the iron man sequels yet the critics shit on BvS because it "is too dark." It's DC you fucking pleb, they're a much more serious company. If you try and make DC like the MCU you ended up with shit like Batman and Robin. The ultimate edition is a lot better too and helps some of the issues but it can't fix fucking Eisenberg. Dude has to go, and Cranston said he would still be up to play the real Lex if they come knocking. Eisenbergs lex basically set that up to happen in his first scene anyway. And I'm not some mad DC fanboy I read shit from a lot do different companies I just happen to refer DC's characters more than others. I'm looking forward to Doctor Strange and the eventual Holland Spider Man.
>>71463140
it was rated pg13. its a movie for children.
>>71468023
This
>>71468027
>The reason people didn't have that complaint with the Nolan series is because they started before the whole MCU lets make a dumb joke every 30 seconds meme hit the scene and became the accepted "norm" for the critics and casuals.
this tbqh familia
>>71464358
>10 minutes into comic book movie marketed towards kids
>marketed towards kids
>marketed
>towards
>kids
Ultimate Cut was FAR better. By miles. At this point it really comes down to liking or disliking Snyders vision, because from technical and more objective stand points, it blows the theatrical out of water. Definitely won me over.
>>71467855
>misogynist
>getting criticisms from feminists
You've lost, Marvelcuck.
>>71463912
Really insightful post, man. Thank you so much. Please link me to your blog or Twitter so I can subscribe.
>>71463912
>I'm a child with a short attention span who can't watch a movie unless it has QUIPS and BANTER
Ssssh. Go away now, adults are talking.
>>71468101
Totally not for kids
http://www.walmart.com/tp/batman-vs-superman-toys
>>71468305
>Robocop
>Rambo
>R-Rated films
>has toys even back then
You literally have no argument. Sasuga marvelcucks.
>>71460201
Don't be so harsh. i guess your mothers name is Martha.
You see? It is the best movie ever now.
>>71460201
What are the new scenes about?
>>71460201
batman v superman
fight lasted 5 minutes and had no dialouge and was absurdly boring
main fight is cave troll battle at the end filled with dark grainy footage, CGI and jump cuts
it wasn't a good film but it did everything better than Civil War
which is pretty sad considering that Marvel was better until the third phase
>>71468305
>totally for kids
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLop82LjV48
>>71460201
It's trash.
>>71468986
>muh strawmen
>if you didn't like muh movie you're a paid Disney Marvel shill
You faggots are hilarious.
>>71468810
why compare shit to a turd?
why even play the company war?
both movies were terrible for vastly different reasons
>>71469030
It's trash because...?
I bet you can't come up with a valid criticism.
>>71469038
>b-both are bad
>t-that somehow makes my argument valid
Bad how?
>>71461168
Fucking this.
Felt like a super-long intro to Justice League.
Also, the shitty ties in with Lex's stolen data files (WW, Cyborg, Aquaman, Flash) were emabarassing. It felt so off, it was like watching a mini-trailer for Justice League inside the movie.
Then these """"celebrities"""" came along and totally ruined my immersion in the movie. Neil Science Meme Man deGrasse Tyson, Anderson Cooper, fucking JOHN STEWART, etc. Just fucking stop! Use some B-grade actor to portray your in-universe media, not real like people.
I really tried to like it. A lot of parts, I did. However, the pacing was absolute horrible and because of that, the whole movie has no clear division in arcs or thirds/fourths, just felt like it was movie from point to point to drive how the implication of Superman and also why there is a need for meta-humans to stand up for the common man.
>>71469076
Im just saying you dont need to compare it to anything, it's a shit script no matter how you want to spin it. Marvel do shit scripts too. It has nothing to do with the business side of things.
>>71469128
It's a shit script because...?
>>71469058
There are tons of reviews on RT if you want to see a list of all the reasons your movie is a pile of shit. But here:
>pacing is bad
>casting is somewhat bad (Luthor)
>plot is weak
>all character motivations weak
>runtime is too long because they crammed too much meaningless shit in it, as in below
>pointless set-up for future DCEU movies by showing random clips of different superheroes for no real reason that play no part in this movie
>Batman is a complete asshole senselessly trying to murder Superman until he discovers his mom has the same name as his, this makes him out to be a complete fucktard which, again, goes back to the weak motivations and resolutions
>senseless end villain
>no consequences (Superman dies to be apparently resurrected within minutes)
It's a big shameless plug for their future extended universe, it should have just been about Batman and Superman but it's a big overblown, overstuffed pile of donkey shit.
Anyone else felt that the scenes moved way to fast? It never got the chance to breathe, it was just one thing after another, for three fucking hours.
IF there is a 1% chance that he will turn against us we MUST KILL HIM
Oh your mom is martha
oh
sorry
we are best bros now
This shit killed the movie for me
>>71469154
oh no no im not playing that game with you kid
/tv/ has been posting in great many details for months about how shit this script is. I don't have any will to explain to you why this script is a piece of trash. Im tired of having to explain to uneducated teenagers who never read a script in their life, let alone a good superman comics.
This is a Zack Snyder movie anyway, fucking wake me up the day he makes a movie with a decent script and narrative.
>>71469306
>b-but mahvel
It's literally the only defense you faggots have
>>71469251
>hate eachother whole movie
>trying to kill eachother
>5 minutes later
>"I'm a friend of your son"
>>71467840
>>71469371
nigga... you are nigga... you too stupid nigga
>>71469306
Jesus Christ, you keep autistically sputtering to people about "l-l-list all the reasons my film is bad" and again it goes back to what I said, you just scream BUT MARVEL BUT MARVEL and refuse to address any of the glaring problems BvS has, it's pathetic.
But you're free to like what you like.
And by the way, the reason Avengers works better is because all of those characters had already been introduced in their own films previously, so it didn't need to waste all that time setting them up and introducing them in a rushed pace resulting in an over-stuffed mess of a movie like BvS was. Its own flaws notwithstanding, at least it had a straightforward plot with clear character motivations. That's the backbone of a story.
>>71463450
I counted at least 6 people he *DEFINITELY* killed that could not have survived even being extremely liberal with durability of normal people.
>>71469251
Seriously. This right here. Batman's a jackass in this movie.
>>71469478
You haven't pointed out any of the problems it has to fucking rebutt you god damn autist. They didn't need to set up Batman because Everyone already knows who the fuck Batman is. Marvel needed those movies because nobody knew who the fuck Tony Stark or Iron man or SHIELD or Captain America even were or were supposed to be outside of hardcore comic fans. Hulk barely needs to be introduced, even Thor someone who is nearly as well known as fucking Zeus or Hercules had to have a movie explaining who he is. but Everyone in their mother knows who Batman is. You can ask any asshole anywhere on the street anywhere who Batman is. And they'll tell you.
Wonder Woman's entire deal in this movie is being a mystery, and there was already a set up for Superman (albeit a lackluster one)
>>71469251
Because Batman doesn't see Superman as a person. He sees him as an alien threat who's not human. Batman is dangerously unhinged at this point. Robin is gone, whether it was Dick abandoning him and then Jason dying, or Dick dying,all he has left is Alfred. He watched people he was personally responsible for die...again and this time not to a mugger he can stop from happening again, but by an alien god ripping apart a city with laser eyes. Batman's ENTIRE motivation as a character is based around this need to prevent what happened to his family from happening again. he sees wayne tower go down, people who work for him, he's responsible for, he may regard them as close enough to family to snap. He's holding a fucking orphan in his arms in the beginning of the movie. He at this point sees Superman as a Supowered Joe Chill.
Him realizing Superman has a mother that isn't an alien, but a human mother, with a human name, just like him, and just like he still blames himself for his parents deaths, he sees that Superman is just trying to protect his family too. He has someone he loves too, and loves him. Superman isn't an alien god and a threat anymore, he's not the superpowered alley mugger whose pearls dropping was an entire building...it's a man, a person like him. Who genuinely wants to do good. This shocks Batman into rethinking his recent behavior, and when he sacrifices himself? That seals it. Batman realizes he's been a crazy asshole. He's killed people through negligence, he almost put a spear through a man's heart out of fear. Making *him* no better than Joe Chill.
my problem with the movie is that its, for lack of a better term, over snydered.
Every single fucking frame of this movie had some agenda, some overt (or in your face) symbolism or was just slowmo for slowmo sake. And everything was so god damn grimdark 2d4u.
Shit like that worked in watchmen where that was kinda the concept, but not so much in BvS. The pacing was also so horrid that it kills the movie.
I do agree with afleks batman though. That was decent.im still iffy on this superman. He looks more bored than concerned.
marveldrones , no objective criticism, basically contrarianism the thread.
only the intro alone is way better than anything marvel has ever done, if you dont think so then try to prove it, post better scene from any marvel movie.
So how do you fuck up a movie starring both Superman and Batman when capeshit is at its highest point and there is even a popular comic out there you could adapt with minor changes?
Is Snyder just this bad? Is DC just this retarded?
Just watched this. Should have I seen some other superhero movies before this one to understand it better?
>>71469793
>only the intro alone is way better than anything marvel has ever done, if you dont think so then try to prove it, post better scene from any marvel movie.
Pft this was easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaaJyAjvajo
>>71469951
you can watch "Dude, just fuck my city up" (man of steel) for a better understanding of the beginning of the movie
Man of Steel was great, BvS was terrible.
>>71469852
literally this, it's mind blowing how badly directed and scripted a movie about these two was.
>>71469276
>oh no no im not playing that game with you kid
So you can't provide a reason and you're depending on /tv/'s previous autism to explain away an opinion you don't actually own. You take your opinion from /tv/.
Gotcha.
>>71470075
Yeah, you would think this shit would write itself.
Also, someone really should shoot the fucking casting director. What a mess
>>71469224
>RT
So you can't form your own opinion?
>pointless set-up for future DCEU movies by showing random clips of different superheroes for no real reason that play no part in this movie
It's a short scene. Do Millennials really have this short of an attention span?
>>71470152
this thread is full of valid criticism.
>>71469339
It's hypocrisy at its finest to give Marvel a pass over something BvS is guilty of.
>>71469852
>So how do you fuck up a movie starring both Superman and Batman when capeshit is at its highest point and there is even a popular comic out there you could adapt with minor changes?
The Director's Cut was actually fine. Even better than Civil War. Pure kino.
>>71469478
If Marvel can get away with it but DC can't, then that's just illogical and Marvel dronish.
>>71470186
what does this have to do with attention span? paying attention until the next movie comes out? to what exactly?
>>71463591
you mean the most idiot, right? batfleck cant even see whats going on.
>>71470231
except there are differences beside brand names. pls lrn 2 read fagget
>>71470233
>what does this have to do with attention span?
"muh pacing" is literally just Millennials who can't handle anything that's not YouTube-level fast cuts.
The same little kids who probably couldn't stand to watch Citizen Kane because of the pacing.
>>71464140
keep disliking it cuck thats all you can do
>>71470262
>except there are differences beside brand names
If it's dark and edgy, then you suddenly can't put in references to future movies and establish the lore of a cinematic universe, but if it's banter and quips, it's suddenly okay?
Shit don't make sense, dude.
>>71467997
>it will get 1.5 billion
>>71463700
>talking shit about Charles Baudelaire
>>71470186
more tears please, more tears.
>>71470309
>Titanic and Avatar is my favorite film
What did anon mean by this?
>>71470327
>make a valid point
>m-more tears
I accept your concession.
>>71460201
I liked it and I don't even like capeshit or children comics.
Visually it was astounding.
Acting was all right. Even Luthor was good, although I don't read children comics so I have an unbiased view on how character should be.
The pacing is alright with me, I don't need explosions every 30s to keep me entertained though.
Plot is just as dumb as any capshit out there.
Not sure why are people complaining... It's not like you fat fucks pay anything to watch those flicks.
>>71470152
pick one kid, have a go, impress us
Poor pace
unestablished characters
doomsday was a fucking cave troll
Batman and Superman's fight lacked any tension due to that lack of conflicting ideologies
MARTHA
Superman killed people
Turkish airways
All of a sudden The Flash out of nowhere
that dream inside a dream fucking meme
Wonder Woman as a character was never established, so anyone who doesn't read comics didn't know what was going with her
Zach Snyder can't do dialogue scenes
Eisenberg played Mark Zuckerberg again
the courtroom scene never went anywhere
that nuclear explosion in the heliosphere without any thought given whatsoever at the apocalypse this would cause on earth's environment
it's never really established why superman didn't like batman
killing off superman too early
>>71460201
People like things you don't like stop being a salty bitch
>>71470340
>I liked it and I don't even like capeshit or children comics.
But people who like capeshit or children's comics will want it to have banter and quips, mate.
If you don't, it's too dark.
>>71470347
>Superman killed people
Zod at most. Were you watching the same film?
>poor pace
Millennials have short attention spans.
>that nuclear explosion in the heliosphere without any thought given whatsoever at the apocalypse this would cause on earth's environment
Doomsday absorbed the energy.
>it's never really established why superman didn't like batman
Director's cut.
>>71470265
Thats just wrong. Do you even know what people mean with "pacing"?
" YouTube-level fast cuts" is also bad pacing.
But this wasnt even the point you were quoting. The retarded """""easter eggs""""" were shitty regardless of attention span.
>>71470284
Nobody said it that way. You are attacking strawmen here.
Nobody has a problem with dark and edgy when done right, btw
>>71470339
>valid point
>>71470265
>"muh pacing" is literally just Millennials who can't handle anything that's not YouTube-level fast cuts.
This entire movie is fast cuts.
>>71470186
>It's a short scene.
So that makes its meaninglessness okay?
>>71470394
>Zod at most. Were you watching the same film?
I invite you to watch the scene with lois being held hostage, and explain to me how flying into the terrorist at something like mach 4 through several concrete walls didn't killed him instantly. Also the dream scene shows superman disintegrating 2 men held hostage.
Superman's portayal in BvS is hyper violent to say the fucking least. It was already the case in MoS.
Were you watching the same film?
>>71470186
>>RT
>So you can't form your own opinion?
RT is an aggregate of hundreds of other opinions, so you're probably not going to have a unique opinion.
>>71470368
>But people who like capeshit or children's comics will want it to have banter and quips, mate.
>If you don't, it's too dark.
Because that was totally why people didn't like Nolan's Batman, right?
Stop using Marvel to damage control this shit movie.
>>71460201
Does the ultimate version explain where Zemo got the Rubber Bucky Mask?
>>71470394
>Millennials have short attention spans.
fuck this degenerate uneducated generation, this is not a valid reason nor excuse. This is Sony pictures level of damage control. This is marketing rhetoric, not movie making.
>>71470394
>Doomsday absorbed the energy
Except the PotUS doesn't know that and yet he doesn't give a shit. No one in the military does in the movie.
>it's fucking magic, don't have to explain things
>>71470394
>>71470608
Arent millenials like 95% of the target demographic? To blame it on them is pants on head retarded
>the movie isn't bad it's everyone else who is bad
the thread
it was so fucking boring holy shit, whats even the point of all the fighting if they can't die conventionally in any way. this shit is literally made for 12 year olds, the CGI wasn't even good.
>>71470669
>MY MOVIE ISN'T BAD BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MARVEL MOVIES
>IT WAS ONLY RATED BADLY BECAUSE DISNEY PAID CRITICS
>MARVEL MOVIES ARE ONLY RATED WELL BECAUSE DISNEY PAID CRITICS
>IT'S A MARVEL DISNEY CONSPIRACY TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE MOVIE'S REPUTATION ON AN INTERNET SITE
lmao
>>71463140
Kids love violence
>>71470742
I don't care for any of them really but BvS was okay.
>>71470662
you misunderstand, let me rephrase.
I blamed this generation for sure, but tbqh they are also victims of studios shaping their "taste" with constant turds. So in that sense Snyder, WB and the marketing dept are to blame equally. As is Marvel. As is Sony. As is Hollywood at large.
It's a systemic problem nowadays. They feed on each other.
Shit movies pandering to shit audiences.
BvS is only one among many of these.
>>71460201
I pity those who actually paid to see this shitfest.
>>71470829
>It's a systemic problem nowadays. They feed on each other.
>implying this was ever different
>>71470857
>implying it is not getting worse
>>71468023
>Capeshit: for kids
>Your post: written by a kid
>Capeshit console wars: For kids with downs syndrome
>>71470368
Evidently not, because a lot of people who like capeshit and children's comics are defending this movie. Snyder's edgy sensibilities appeal to teenagers
>>71463450
It's ridiculous, though. Batman's whole schtick is that he does not kill and does not use guns. And in his first real action scene(it was a dream but he didn't know that) he's firing a machine gun or something.
Pretty sure he shoots a few guys during that fight scene around Martha too.
Watched the opening scene and it was the same glib, melodramatic, overproduced trash that Snyder always shits out. Despite what people say this movie was clearly made for kids and teenagers. Capeshit is trash, so stop wasting your time defending it
>>71460338
Have you not been on the board long enough to see the laundry list of criticisms we've come up with only to be countered with "it's too deep xP" by comic book loving manchildren?
>>71463147
>>71463023
>being this mad
>about capeshit, no less!
Did mummy burn the chicken tendies?
>>71462703
When they're resolved in less than 10 minutes, I think you could say they're negated.
>>71470824
I hated the movie, but I can see why people thought it was okay. I mean, it did look beautiful and it had something storywise, but it was a complete mess
>>71470394
>>it's never really established why superman didn't like batman
>Director's cut.
I only saw the extended version, however I still fail to see any valid reason for Superman to consider batman as his enemy.
>>71470742
find me a single post that says any of these things in the thread
>>71471094
things weren't resolved in ten minutes. things weren't resolved, it's like say "BATMAN AND SUPERMAN ARE BEST FRIENDS WTF?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?" they aren't there's literally one thing they say to each other after Martha is saved and then they decide to honor his sacrifice
>>71471111
Have you seen that 3h cut?
>>71470394
>>71470347
I think at that point it's basically at "either we do catastrophic things to the planet and kill it, or this abomination does catastrophic things to the planet and kills us."
>>71471036
Laundry list of criticism
> martha
> i didn't like lex luthor
> where are the quip ?
> why can't i understand what has been stated explicitly and implicitly throughout the film, it must suck
> too many reference to jesus, even the one that are not
> Wonder woman has such a little part in the film and that's trigger me even if the film is Batman v Superman
Have I missed something ?
Could you point me the legit one ?
>>71471400
no, those are just the strawmen your confirmation bias makes you see.
pay better attention and actually except other opinions from time to time
>>71463700
I swear everytime I see a marvel cuck they succeed in outdumbing the last one
Then they'll say "fake intellectual movie lol"
We don't have the same reference plebs
>>71471230
Clark was getting huffy about civil liberties and so on in Gotham. He wanted to do something about it, to try and wake people up to the idea that what Batman was doing (branding people and shit) was wrong.
Perry told him no, because Gotham makes Mos Eisley look like a church and at this point nobody would care about Clark Kent writing an expose on Batman, it's just more crime in Gotham, in other news water is wet.
So he thinks fuck it, if Clark Kent versus Batman isn't enough, I'll go as Superman. Which is why he showed up in Gotham in full costume for a confrontation to try and get Batman to stop just because he told him to.
He really had no idea that Batman was even his enemy, but I suspect when it came down to their fight he figured that he'd beat Bruce into submission, then explain it to him, since otherwise Bats wasn't going to listen despite Clark trying to reason with him.
>>71471400
>the batman and superman fight was too short or could have ended if superman talked to him
>>71471495
This is a part I actually liked just for the fact they didn't have a scene of Clark explicitly saying "hurr Lois I gotta do SOMETHING".
>>71471505
>words don't stop him, you know what does? a fist!
Clark shouldn't take advice from women in mourning
>>71471483
ignore them m8, don't become a console fanboy
>Inter Continental Ballistic Missile with nuclear payload used against a high velocity small target somewhere in the thermosphere
There are so many things wrong here I don't even know where to begin. It's just a shit movie trope really. Nuke the fucker! Consequences aren't real!
>>71471606
>God help us All
>people praying
Consequences were real. They just showed us what people were thinking instead of telling us.
>There are so many things wrong here
Eh Alien technology, Lexcorps whatever. I thought it was quite clear that this was a comin-universe.
what a shit movie, nothing redeemable about it, you literally have to be braindead retarded to defend it
>>71471483
>everyone in this board is a marvelcuck
>everyone that is harsh with me is the fan of another company
Cinema is an slaughterhouse, not a capeshit lounge.
>>71471400
> where are the quip ?
they were totally in there and cringeworthy as fuck
>>71469817
lmao when the bats lift him up
>>71460201
It is by far the movie that made me kino the hardest. I kino'd at least seven times during the whole thing, the fifth or so time I kino'd I had to stand up in the middle of the theater and yell kino while clapping. People threw garbage at me and told me to shut the fuck up, but I couldn't help myself.
How many times did you kino while watching it, bros?
>>71471862
kek
I actually laughed a few times at how bad it was but dully noted man, fucking brilliant idea: ill scream kino at the screen next time
>>71471862
>kinos internally
>>71471505
this annoyed me
fair enough Clark was pre occupied with the "traps" batman set up, but he then dealt with them, walked about 10ft to Batman, looked at him then pushed him 20ft back and flew him through a building..
he could have explained it all. Batman would have let him speak.
>>71471955
>Batman would have let him speak.
He didn't, as soon as Clark landed and started asking for Bruce to listen to him Bruce started up the traps.
>>71471955
the whole batman plot is about how he gets too angry to listen.
>>71472000
he stood still infront of Batman.
I'm sure Clark could spit out some words in front of Batman.
or Batman saying "here I am" and Clark simply telling him the situation without pacing forward.
flick had terrible writing.
>>71460201
You got memed on, my friend. Snyderposting is ironic.
>>71472015
I don't get why we needed to see another "origin" sequence so to speak.
especially when it should have been Superman in opening. it seemed to pointless.
>>71471995
>>71472000
in the comics version of TDKR by Miller, he actually can not hear anything through his helmet.
I was half confused at first because of that detail. I wasnt sure if bruce could hear him when the movie fight begins.
>>71472018
if you think so, okay. i do not want to argue anymore, since i defended the movie from the theatrical cut (even though it was flawed).
>>71460201
t. marvelcuck
>>71468986
The bottom is dogshit.
Civil war, however, is kino
>>71472047
it's tiny details like this that could have easily been shown. even a first person view as Superman lands with no sound.
>>71468986
no one said the bottom part, people were praising the batman pose as much as the civil war one.
why do you literally make things up? consider a mental health check up.
>>71460201
i thought it was much better, probably put it above civil war now
>>71472220
No. It needs a set-up.
>>71470882
this guy is an absolute faggot, he's spouting shit like this and before was crying at women crying about wage gaps, and before that crying at niggers on stage holding an award.
he's absolutely pathetic.
>>71472378
>superman floating
>shows us view from batmans perspective
>no sound when batman lands as no sound of rain
>done
>>71472449
Ah fuck, I misread.
>>71470590
jesus, marvel is desperate.
