>Character takes pill
>Doesn't drink water afterwards
I never do.
The pills are LITERALLY MADE TO SWALLOW.
BROTHER NERO
>>71452356
>he doesn't swallow
>character sips coffee
>empties it in one go
>>71452374
So is your mom.
>character takes tylenol
>crunching noise is heard
>>71452356
>Character fucks up a spot
>instantly goes to try it again
People don't know how to work these days.
>Character brushes teeth
>Stops brushing after 15 seconds
>character takes a shit
>doesn't carefully place 2 or 3 sheets of paper in the bowl so that the water won't splash up onto his anus
>>71452566
>use macro images from /asp/ies
>>71452577
you think 2 or 3 sheets of paper towel are going to stop that?
This sounds more like an OCD.
>>71452724
It works perfectly. It's all about not breaking the surface tension breh.
>drinks
>makes a slurping sound
LITERALLY WHO DOES THAT OVER THE AGE OF TWELVE??!?!?!
>>71452771
So what do you do for the bidet?
>>71452771
just shit in the towel hamper...
>>71452827
You DO use a bidet after taking a shit, right?
>>71452988
Bidet's fine, that water's clean. I don't want dirty terlet water that everyone's been pooping in splashing up into my butthole.
>Character has sex or jacks off
>Doesn't immediately take a piss afterwards to clean out the last bit of cum
>>71453363
>dirty terlet water that everyone's been pooping in splashing up into my butthole.
flush?
>>71453363
just FYI the water in a toilet bowl after you flush is likely cleaner than the ice in your freezer, let alone the ice in fast food dispensers
>character needs to figure out a password
>looks around room/office for clues
>this actually helps.
>Characters start having sex
>They don't lay down a towel on the bed
>>71452374
This, OP is a faggot.
>>71452374
Just like your mum m8
>>71453407
This
>>71452441
Got him
>>71452444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7G9qi9MYhc
>character sits down to eat
>keeps hovering their utensil over the food never actually touching it
>>71455018
>>71452441
>>71453538
Not that anon, but if I brought you a glass of toilet water and a glass of ice from a fast food dispenser and you were forced to choose, which one would you pick?
I'm tired of this bacteria counting nonsense. No person on earth is disgusted about that except some freaks, no one cares about it. The context is what makes something disgusting.
Go kiss a dog's rear, which apparently is "cleaner" than another person's mouth.
