I seriously hope you don't do this
>>71449446
elbow room
>>71449446
I don't, but it's really hard not to when your best friend is a sweaty fatman
>>71449446
we put our "snacks" there
By snacks I mean kebab
>>71449471
and leg room, it's not like we're interacting with each other during the movie any way
>>71449446
Pre-assigned seats, can't really do this
>not holding hands with your best friend during the trailers
>not looking each other in the eyes as the film starts, grinning excitedly whilst the eyes betray deep affection
>>71449446
I ABSOLUTELY DO
The only people that don't do this are gay.
If the theater is packed, you should sit next to each other, but why fight over armrest space when the theater is only half or less full?
Elbow room, space to put your extra shit, etc. If the theater isn't full, there's no reason not to.
I didn't realize we had so many psychopaths on /tv/.
>>71449611
I wish I could tell my bf that I'm gay and have the hots for him, but he should have noticed by now with the amount of hints I've been dropping
Whenever I go with a friend we sit next to each other so we can both jerk off the other. Isn't it what y'all do?
Why do we have to sit next to each other at the movies? We don't sit side by side on the couch when we watch a movie at my apartment!
I wasn't aware that anyone did this. What a strange thing to do
>>71449611
this guy gets it
they wanna affect a bigger radius when their bomb vests go off
always did this
reserved seats can't do this anymore really, but at least there is plenty of space
why would you sit right next to someone who isn't a girl
>>71449611
>>71449724
>>71449806
>>71449740
Out.
>>71449724
>I wish I could tell my bf that I'm gay
what
>>71449775
elbow room dude, I'm 6'5" too so it's especially nice to have two seats empty on either side
>>71449471
first post best post
>>71449750
>not wanting to sit side by side with your qt3.14 female friend that you have a crush on but will never admit because you are too insecure and she will probably say no so this is the only way you can have a moment with her
here in brazil no one does this
everyone stick together because we are educated
>>71449724
As someone who's been there nothing good can come from it, trust me.
>>71449914
HUEHUEHUE
>>71449446
more legroom for my legs
>>71449914
better for the gunmen to take you all out
>>71449446
>2016
>not sitting on your bro's lap and wiggling around to demonstrate your brohood
the fuck is the point?
>>71449908
>being underage
>Just be gay with your best friend already, it's 2016, you're not homophobic are you? Oy vey
>>71449446
>not giving your bro a handy during the previews
>not letting your bro give you a handy during the credits
what year is it?
>>71449908
this is about seeing a movie with 1-3 of your bros, obviously you sit next to any female you go with
I always forget /tv/ is filled with gays and gender-benders who can't into heterosexuality
what's the matter, /tv/? Are you that sexually insecure you can't sit too close to your bro? Haha, do you take separate cars to the theatre, too?
>>71450007
You'd be surprised to learn theater shootings aren't an epidemic outside of the US.
>>71449446
>not wrapping your arm around your bro and giving him a respectful mid-movie kiss
>>71449446
>>71449611
>>71449615
>>71449724
>>71449740
>>71450207
>>71450475
>>71450662
Has modern society made us simultaneously the most accepting and most insecure toward homosexuality we've ever been?
My friends and I don't do that "buffer" seat thing, but I can understand why people would beyond "oh noes muh gay". Our legs are always close to touching and there's no way 2 people are comfortably sharing the same armrest
>>71451116
no we're just hypocritical and overpopulated
>>71451116
you're assuming that people use the seat buffer because "we don't want people to think we're gay" or "I'm uncomfortable sitting close to another man."
it's merely about having more space to lean over and move around
stop making everything about homosexuality
>>71450850
>not cradling your bros dick and giving him a friendly yet completely platonic fap
>not exclusively taking cute guys on movie dates and making out with them for a third of the movie
what the fuck??
In my cinema there's an inspection every 30 minutes, movie is stopped lights are turned on and kino authorities come in to check the seats. If you sat in a different seat than it was assigned to you on the ticket you get booted and banned for life.
>>71449446
Why do men with balding hair can only grow beards or facial hair ?
>>71449446
I always talk during the movie though so it's better if my friend is next to me
>mfw my friend fondles my balls ever so softly sometimes when we're in theater
>mfw that's how we met.
>>71451793
wow you guys get off easy, it's a minimum 60 days in the theater jail at my local one
>>71451887
>what's testosterone?
Why do you think men lose their hair?
>>71451887
Because it takes the attention to your beard instead of your lack of hair.
t. Balding man
How are you supposed to share one popcorn among three people if you don't all sit next to each other?
>not watching your favorite flick with your head in your buddy's lap
>not cuddling after while you talk about the movie and your future
>>71449446
you don't have this luxury in seattle.
My friend and I leave a buffer seat because we both generate way to much heat.
Do you let your gf cuddle with you or is it just a black thing?
>>71449446
I like to sit like a man. I don't know about the faggot OP.
Who does this, I always lean over and make a comment during movies and so do my friends.
>>71452375
Is that my nigger Tyrone? Why isn't he serving me popcorn?
Shit if the theater aint packed me and my friends sit in different rows.
>>71452375
Black guy here I let my black gf cuddle with white bois
.
>>71449844
these don't look comfortable to me at all
>>71452375
>>71449908
>a crush on but will never admit because you are too insecure and she will probably say no so this is the only way you can have a moment with her
a little too close to home Anon
>>71449493
Me and my best friend are both sweaty fat men so as long as the place ain't packed we always leave a space so that we both get two arm rests and plenty of room with out our fat merging together.
>>71451893
>be me 8 years ago
>14 y/o
>qt fag friend always sat next to me on bus
>sometimes would reach under and fondle his ass and balls while nobody was looking
>he's breathing heavy and we have to stop so he doesn't cum in his pants
>tfw did this daily
>tfw he didn't stay in touch
>tfw no bf
>>71449908
I told my qt3.14 friend how I felt and it destroyed our friendship. :'(
I never knew this was a thing. I go to the movies with a single friend all the time.
Am I gay now?
>>71449724
I'm scared my friend thinks like this so I choose to ignore anything that might be faggotry being expressed towards me
>>71449908
STOP
My best friend and I split a bag of popcorn watching Independence day 2. Theatre was pretty empty too.
>>71452899
>>71452934
>>71452975
>not being homosocial and having your relationships be more daddy/daughter than anything and only interacting with females platonically when you have to
the asshole always wins, life is one big high school
now get over it and start lifting bros, you'll make it if you put in the effort, and it will be incredibly hard
>>71453063
That's weird anon, I'm great the way I am, thank you
>>71451887
DHT causes baldness ontop of head but more facial hair
I tried to do this with my friend and he called me a faggot and made me sit next to him
That's super-duper-autistic.
>>71453063
I can pull other chicks but they were not her I don't ever care that she doesn't feel the same way about me. Our chemistry was so great together, she was literally the best friend I had ever had and I regret losing that.
>>71449611
Fuck, I'm not even gay, but I'd love to have a best friend like that and maybe he could sit in my lap while we're watching the movie.
>>71453692
What happens if you both get hard tho
>>71453769
That means your penis is trying to tell you something
>>71449844
>why would you sit right next to someone who isn't a girl
Because I'm gay?
I'm not gay but I like sitting next to my friends at movies so I can give them handjobs.
>>71449446
One seat can hold 2 AR15s and several clips, otherwise we'd have to lay them across our laps.
>>71453949
are you
or are you just a pathetic virgin NEET who is desperate for any form of human contact, like most faggots on 4chan
I always sit next to my kino kompanion so I can snack from his CrabMix-MEGA-Plate®
>>71449446
i've done it before when I go to the ghetto theaters instead of the AMC with the recliner seats
I love sit next to my fellow marvelbro and jerk him off everytime we hear a quip
>>71449908
Fug
>>71449724
I've been there, love him to death and he loves me too. Just not in that way. It's healthier now, I'm not romantically looking at him.
Tell him you're gay but don't tell him you have the hots for him. Just telling him will help a ton. You are just confused, trust me.
>>71452899
>tfw 2 out of 3 female friends confessed they would leave their boyfriends for me
What the fuck, I thought we were just friends. Now I understand how women feel when their male friends suddenly confess their love towards them. Even though you're good looking/whatever, I just don't look at you that way.
also,
>male friends give you shit because you didnt fuck the attractive one
Why are people so desperate.
>>71451793
You say that ironically, but when I went to watch the force awakens at my local theater a guy who worked there went on stage before the movie started and told everyone that if people werent quiet then they'd pause the movie and keep the movie paused until they were.
Half-way through the movie some guy sneezed twice and they paused the movie and made him go up on stage and explain himself before they started it again.
Never had that happen at that cinema before or after. I think the guy working there that day had legitimate autism and was angry at all the "normies" who came to watch the latest star wars.
>>71449471
This.
>>71452375
I think I did with one gfthough she was black
>>71452715
You know, it's funny. Everything starts with some guy being serious about liking something (in this case, cucking), us making fun of it until it becomes mainstream, then eventually normies think it's cool and a lot of them try it out and it becomes normal and expected of you. If you dont let your GF be fucked by jamal, it might be grounds for divorce in the future.
>>71449724
Unless he is gay, nothing can come from it.
>>71453458
You'll get over heryou wont
>>71454392
>he didn't opt for the Deluxe Kinosseur's Crab n' Tendies Platter®
Only if the theater is relatively empty.
>go to packed theater with male friend
>find two seats right next to each other
>See a loner walk in looking for a seat
>Look at my friend, we both know what to do
>I get up and sit on his lap since I'm the most secure, and wave for the other gentleman to sit down in my seat
>Enjoy the movie on my best friend's lap, secure with the knowledge that I like women and seeing women's naked vaginas. And I like to put my fat cock in their vaginas. That's what I liked to do with them.
>>71449521
and by kebabs, do you mean ka-booms?
Please don't w4tch li$t me NSA-sama
I wish I was gay bros
>not having a buffer seat for your designated cinema falcon to perch on
Literally who did I violently mean by this?
Wasn't expecting this thread to turn into a feels trip
>>71456599
no stopping on this feels train
I normally dont, but recently I've been having to because I only have my cousin to go with now, and he has no spatial awareness. Arm taking up armrest, feet on seat in front of both him and me, constantly leaning in to whisper something incoherently, ALWAYS turning and looking at me whenever there's a funny part. I hate my cousin, fuck that fat mole
>>71449908
>being a beta
dumb /sp/ thread #15417947810
>>71452592
been to a theater with those seats, those seats are more comfy than your sister's vag
>>71449844
That looks nasty. Think of all the germs that could be reproducing in there
>>71457015
>using the word "beta" unironically
return to Reddit
American theaters don't have numbered seats, with the ticket showing the number? How unconvenient
>>71452592
nothing more comfy than blowing out a big nasty fart on a leather seat desu
>Not cuddling with your bros under the luminescence of the projector and whispering sweet nothings into each others ears as the film rolls on
Literally how gay can you be?
>>71457422
not all american theaters have a kino license like most european kinoplexes. most of them serve as fast food restaurants and cleaning facilities with some capeshit blockbuster playing in the background
>>71457285
My sister's vag isn't even the best vag of my family, faggot.
I think this thread turned me gay
that's a real insecure shit man
>>71449446
I'm a big guy
>>71458008
But the arm rests are usually fixed, so you can't take up two seats without it being extremely painful.
>>71458801
for you
>>71451888
this anon gets it. The best part of the movie is the banter with mates during the scenes
>not touching your friend's dick as a joke during a serious scene
How can I give my best bud a brojob if he's all the way over there?
>>71456198
Not even throught masturbation?
>>71456599
Amen, brother.
>>71459129
>not sucking your friends dick, looking into his eyes, swallowing his cum and laughing together about what a good joke it was
Fucking faggots on this board I swear.
>>71449908
DELETE THIS NOW
>>71449908
delete this
I would never inact this policy if we were all beginning to sit down. But I have a few insecure friends who do dumb shit like this.
I can see if you're in an empty theater and theres literally isles of empty chairs sure and even then you're still acting like a faggot.
I like to have an open seat in the theater so I have enough elbow room to write on my notepad.
I dont mind sitting next to my friend as long as I got the window seat desu
>>71449471
This
Only plebs with small shoulder width wouldn't understand the need for buffer room
I purposefully don't shower in the 3 days before I see a movie so I smell like shit, urine, cum, various foodstuffs and dandruff. Guarantees me a 1 seat buffer to either side, above me and below me.
Allows me to get up and stretch and put my feet on the seat in front of me and affords me ample room to put all my snacks and drinks. I'm paying fucking $50 for ticket/food/drink and my experience has to be the way I fucking want it.
>>71449446
It is to have somewhere to set my European carryall.
>>71449532
>not making fun of the movie every opportunity you and your friends get and trying to hold in your laughter
>>71462489
>acting like a nigger in the theater
>tfw your friend you have the hots for refuses to use the theater showers after the movie because he's insecure and you'll never get to see his naked body
>>71449446
Of course I don't.Because I have no friends ;_;
>watching movies with other people
>>71462562
>not enjoying your inside jokes with your friends more than the actual movie
you have no idea how much fun it is to act like a "nigger"
>>71462562
>>71462770
DUDE RACISM LMAO
>>71461976
How do you get past the penis inspections?
>>71449856
those posts were hilarious m8
lighten up
>>71449446
>The person in the next seats elbow crosses the over the armrest and makes contact with you
>>71462826
>it's an anon forgets which website he's on episode
>>71449446
I do it with my gf.
I leave fre space between us to feel comfy and also so I could watch it thoughtfuly.
Sometimes she calls her friend Tyron who sits between us, I don't mind his company as long as they don't make noise.
>>71449471
>mfw allocated seating
seriously, fuck theaters that do this.
no, my group of friends don't want to be squashed up beside other people, there are fucking so many free seats in the wings why the hell do they always cluster the allocations together without any buffer?
>>71462826
>go to theater in black area
>clapping and hooting
>place is dirty
>get mugged outside
>cries of "AWW HELL NAW NIGGA" during the film
If you love movies you never go to theaters in black areas. Now stop acting like you're some modern day saint that's going to change reality because that reality triggers you.
>>71462770
Confirmed for 15 at most.
It sure is summer
>>71463017
I can't imagine what it would be like to live in a country with black areas.
>>71463017
Black theaters are GOAT for certain types of horror movies though. Like campy slashers or shitty B horror type movies. Way back in the day I took the train to a shitty neighborhood in Harlem on purpose to see The Omen remake. 95% black crowd, fucking hilarious experience. Some dude got so unironically spooked he threw one of the huge buckets of popcorn in the air and all over the people in the row behind, it was a hair away from being a chimp out.
Any /Filmcast listeners in this thread?
no one i know does this
this is seriously autistic/compensating for some latent homosexuality
>>71463174
This, I saw RV movie way back when and there was one black guy in the theatre who went absolute bananas at LITERALLY every shitty joke.
>>71463017
>>71463174
Would you go in BLACK theatres with your gf, anon?
>>71463398
sometimes I envy people able to enjoy life that much on such a low level, like legit being able to laugh your ass off at everybody loves raymond or some shit
>>71449446
never done this, and i went to loads of movies with friends throughout college
it was usually six of us packed into six seats right in the middle in a near empty theatre and it was fantastic
>>71463468
I find that show just dry enough to occasionally make me laugh and i watched it a lot on TV when there was nothing better on
that shit was like a decade ago now, holy fuck where does the time go
i bet if i watched it now it would be shit. it has a laugh track, doesn't it? I'm so aware of them now
>>71463027
im 20 and im sorry but if you go to a movie with your good friends and all you do is stare at the screen like a good goy instead of making a good time of it then you might as well stay in your bed you boring fucking piece of cardboard
>>71463468
screenshot and put on /r/iamverysmart
enjoy your newfound fame :)
seems like another one of those weird american things. i've only ever known one guy to do this. the insecurity is more weird and uncomfortable than the close proximity.
>>71451417
>>71463587
wow kill yourself you pathetic little faggot
Only faggots liberals and europeans sit next to each other
>>71463584
you and your friends are literally manchildren. the only people that do that shit are niggers and teenagers. i started going to a theater that serves beer in a white area and i don't think ive heard a word out of someone during the movie since, it's great.
oh and btw unless you and your friends are all 6'8" and jacked you are going to get your asses kicked one day for that shit, the only reason teenagers get away with it is because no one wants to get 10 years in prison for beating up some children. I'm sure you will grow out of it soon but just know you are acting like children.
>>71462967
I believe they cluster them together to make cleaning easier.
>>71463584
Not every movie we see is The Avengers or Iron Shitter 3.
Some films you actually want to pay attention and get what you paid for you high schooler.
>>71463751
>oh and btw unless you and your friends are all 6'8" and jacked you are going to get your asses kicked one day for that shit, the only reason teenagers get away with it is because no one wants to get 10 years in prison for beating up some children
just like in my animes
kill yourself my man
>>71463751
>>71463815
>implying me and my stoned friends are going anywhere but the corner of a 1/4 full capeshit showing a month after its release
we're doing literally no harm to anybody
>>71463881
I don't know where the hell you live but I live in a damn near 0 crime white area, and several times i have seen people get beat up for acting like faggots at the movies. Stop pretending you aren't in high school.
>>71462845
Do you think anyone would actually want to inspect a penis that hasn't been washed for 3 days.
>>71449446
I do this when I go with my father
He is a fat bastards, smells like shit, and eats popcorn like a goose being stuffed to death, literally choking from his sleep apnea
But I just say it's for elbow room
>>71457447
>gee anon, I didn't know this theater had vibrating seats
>>71464000
>i have seen people get beat up for acting like faggots at the movies
shitthatneverhappened.txt
give me a green text or two, you can't though because you're on an autistic power trip
>>71449446
I don't because I never can get in the theaters anyway, no singles policies yo
anyone else ignore the trash bins and just dump their soda and popcorn on the floor when they're done?
>>71463987
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>71464222
look buddy it's not my fault if you have never left your house. what about seeing someone else get beat up makes me on a power trip? Have you never seen a fight before? You see anon, sometimes a man and another man don't quite get along. Then they yell at each other, and if that doesn't solve it they hit each other in the face with their fists, just like the movies you watch in your basement! Isn't that crazy! Real life is fun. Now go to bed.
>>71464310
I asked you to please provide an anecdotal story to back up your argument, and you have failed to do so. You have no idea who I am or what I do, but I will tell you that I'm not some NEET virgin.
Until you provide even anecdotal evidence of this happening, everyone will read this and see you getting BTFO. Now go beat off to anime/watch GoT.
>>71464310
Bet you complain about nigs "chimping out" but it's perfectly normal when white trash does it
>>71464309
if you can enjoy capeshit sober, you have no grounds for insulting anybody
>>71464222
oh and you know what, don't even take my word for it. Take your friends(assuming you have any) go to a movie, find a group of guys there that are in their 20's or 30's that don't look like nu-male's, and sit by them. Then start acting like complete faggots, and keep doing it after they tell you to shut the fuck up. Then hope you and your friends can fight when they are waiting for you outside. Oh and there's pretty much your green text, it's not fucking complicated.
>two groups of guys at theater sitting near each other
>one group is acting like faggots
>the other group tells them to cut it out
>they don't
>they argue several times during the movie
>not faggot group has enough
>waits for them outside
>fight happens
you say you aren't some NEET virgin but groups of young men fight all the damn time. This especially happens in areas where it's mixed black/white. Because the nigs always act like faggots, and they don't run away when confronted.
Me and my friend ALWAYS make sure we are at least 4 or 5 seats away from each other so that way we don't feel so gay
>>71449446
What is leg room
>>71464500
>white people are subhuman violent monkeys
I see
>>71464500
I'm sorry you live in an area with niggers, I remain silent through the entire movie but that's just low-income shit and has nothing to do with movies
>>71464531
yes anon sometimes white people get in fights too. it's that real life thing your parents keep telling you about
>>71464555
>I'm sorry you live in an area with niggers
Well i don't anymore thank god, but you are right it's pretty awful. And you are right it's not exactly "to do with movies" but more about anytime you put two groups of men in the same room and one group acts obnoxious there is a decent chance of a fight happening if they don't stop. Less chance in higher income areas sure, but still.
>Used to have friends
>They all sat in a row at the theatre
>One of them kept being all fidgety and shit
>It actually infuriated me so much it completely ruined the movie
>Have no friends now
>>71464642
listen man you came off a little edgy in your posts, I totally agree about your point that you can be a dickhead through high school until a certain point until you get your ass beat.
I think we are on the same side here, but people leaning over to whisper to eachother, people pulling out phones occasionally to text, that's totally cool in my book and getting worked up about it is dumb. you're watching a shitty movie if that snaps you out from enjoying and focusing on it.
>>71464673
wait, because of that? did you sperg out on your friends?
>>71464562
Yeah, alcoholic low income shits that dropped out of elementary
>>71464745
well i wasn't talking about that. from the way that anon described it, it seemed like his friends were the type to loudly make jokes through the movie and throw popcorn etc. whispering to each other and pulling out phones can be annoying but it isn't going to start any fights. I'll take your word for it but i don't see how i'm being edgy, just describing what i have seen happen. Not like i was saying i was the one beating anyone up, I wouldn't risk spending the night in jail over a movie personally.
>>71464750
I felt close to it but I managed to keep the sperg bottled up. Then I just started talking to them less and less because I hardly ever enjoy myself around other people.
>>71457000
fuck sake why do people do that turning around to look at you if there's something funny. Do they need to validate their own laughter?
>>71464927
They like you
>>71464927
I do that, i literally can't help it. Maybe i should stop watching movies with other people. And i don't know why, maybe you are right with the validation but i laugh at tv and movies all the time alone too.
>>71464828
>I wouldn't risk spending the night in jail over a movie personally.
you better be /fit/ or you should feel bad about that sentence
but anyways
the right move in the situation of fully obnoxious people who ruin your movie is to go out immediately when the behavior starts and demand a refund. if they don't, you got a comfy lawsuit that you can pitch easily to any torts lawyer. the failure on the part of the theater to remove those individuals is tantamount to a neglectful practice of the company operating the theater.
next time you see that, speak up and be a dick, then get your phone out and start recording.
in summary, I am fully empathetic and sympathetic towards nigger-tier behavior in movie theaters, and I think we've established the line between normal social interaction and just being outright cunts.
>>71464927
autism
>>71464995
>>71465010
I got you bros
>>71465058
Oh you're one of them that does it. Can't you just keep your eyes on the movie and be self confident in your own laughter?
>>71465026
>in summary, I am fully empathetic and sympathetic towards nigger-tier behavior in movie theaters
fuck just to clarify, I meant that
>I am fully empathetic and sympathetic towards nigger-tier behavior in movie theaters happen to you
>>71465262
no I'm the dude who puts my palm up in acknowledgement then points at the screen when my friend laughs and looks at me
>>71465026
going to 21 and over theaters that serve food(I mean real food, like from a restaurant, not popcorn) solves that problem for the most part. It costs more, but it's definitely worth it. no teenagers and anyone there is spending enough on beer/tickets/food they usually don't act like assholes. I honestly don't think i would be able to handle going to a normal theater anymore
>>71465345
Cinepolis? are you also a socalfag?
>>71449908
>not telling a girl you're into her
Don't be a pussy. Either she wants to date you or she doesn't. If she doesn't why are you wasting your time?
>>71465399
no, the ones near me are called cinetopia, probably the same deal. It's caused me to go to less movies because it's so damned expensive but the experience is 10x better. Better/bigger seats, more room, way better food, no teenagers, they serve the food and beer right to your seat. I remember when they were building them everyone thought no one in their right mind would want to spend even MORE money on going to a movie, but they are packed.
>>71449914
Brazilians are the cockroaches of the internet.
>>71452934
>>71452899
not telling it would've keeping destroying your soul. i've been there. for a long time.
after i became free i was able to move on and i'm now dating a girl which is literally a dream: qt, watches AVGN, and she's actually a hardcore gamer which is adorable (i don't play a lot of video games myself, other than racing games)
>>71456156
>4chan invented cuckoldry
>>71449446
I don't, but that's because tickets has an assigned seats.
>>71467100
not that guy but no they did not, but they did make it popular and every new person that comes to the site uses it to fit in. go to twitch, twitter, facebook etc. they're all using it now because of this shithole.
>>71467728
he didn't say cuck has become a popular insult, he literally said 4chan made the act of cuckoldry fetishizing mainstream
seat for falcon
>>71467780
Cuck
>>71467728
i'm glad that happened. cucks should be shamed
>>71449626
>why fight over armrest space when the theater is only half or less full?
so you can quietly make comments about the movie to eachother without disturbing anyone sitting semi-nearby
>Leaving a buffer seat
>Not sitting right next to each other so you can more easily share food
>Not sitting next to each other so you can lean over and make nigger jokes everytime diversity pops up
>Not sitting next to each other so you can comment on the current girl on screen's tits/ass
I guarantee the only people who do the buffer thing are either closet faggots, and Nu-males who don't want to come off as "imposing on people's safe spaces".
>>71468200
>BRO DUDE LOOK AT HER TITS LMAO
underage af
>>71449446
I'm a sweaty fat guy, I haven't been to the theater in like 10 years but yes I do
I want my arm room
>>71468193
>>71468200
this
why even go to a movie with a friend if you aren't going to lean over and crack jokes / make comments to eachother? You might as well just go by yourself if you're going to use a buffer seat.
>>71468231
>Tfw 30 year old right winger carpenter
Keep on crying about all that college debt, my liberal arts degree friend. I'm sure professor Goldstein will help you out by getting you an illustrious part time job as a floor sweeper at McDonalds!
>>71468267
The nu-male SJW doesn't understand this though. They literally don't have any friends, but have plenty of "friends".
>>71468287
how did this go from talking about movie theater seats to college debt and the jews nigga you underage as fuck mentally at the very least
>>71468287
>if you don't do gay shit at the movies with your guy friends you are a SJW
if you say so
>>71468200
>more easily share food
Jesus how fat are you where you can't see a movie without eating, let alone also eating your friends food too
>>71468401
...That's exactly why we share food, because we get a small popcorn to share and a small coke each so we don't become fat fucks.
Heaven forbid people enjoy popcorn at the movies.
>>71468337
Because according to you, two red blood males can't comment on a girl's assets without being underage.
People like you are the low-test betas who end up needing viagra by the time they are mid-20's, because they've been taught how being a straight white male is bad.
>>71468509
I was with you until you said you share a coke
>>71468401
>eating food while watching a movie means you are fat
>>71468573
you're just spouting pol memes because you got called out for being underage and think that acting edgy somehow covers your ass. Yes it sounds immature as fuck and I wouldn't associate with some loser who acts like they are 15
>>71468611
...Small coke each... Now come on faggot, you ain't telling me that you're TRYING to bait somebody on /tv/, right?
Everytime I do this the staff thinks I'm violating the singles policy.
>>71468665
somehow I missed the word "each"
it's late I gotta sleep
>>71468654
>Man acts like a man
>"Omg I wouldn't be caught dead hanging with somebody like you!"
>Proceeds to hang with 21 year old liberal arts degree students with dyed hair, piercings, and where "politically incorrect" words are not allowed, and triggering is all the rage
And I wouldn't want to be seen anywhere near you either, cuck.
>>71449908
Fuckwhen this happened to me, she brought her boyfriend that I didn't know about
>>71449471
first post always gets it right
>>71449908
>gettin trapped by the vaginal jew in the first place.
>>71468687
That's why you wear matching outfits so they know you're bros just not gay
>>71449908
Anon please ;_;
>>71468710
i wonder how people like you are in real life
do you have friends? girlfriend? who are you?
>>71468710
post a picture of yourself
>>71468363
>Sitting next to another man is now gay
Mate, just how far inside the closet are you?
>>71469000
30, married, became a carpenter after having to grovel and beg for scraps post-university (acc & fin).
I literally wake up at 3, go to the gym for 2 hours, go to whatever client is lined up for the day at 5:30, work until the early afternoon, then come home and shit post on here until my wife comes home.
Usually throw a barbie every Sunday after church, and spend my Saturdays repairing furniture and appliances for free for disadvantaged community members.
There are normal people on this website, you do know that right?
>>71468710
>"politically incorrect"
im dead
>>71469164
does your wife know you spam /pol/ memes on 4chan every day? because writing
>Proceeds to hang with 21 year old liberal arts degree students with dyed hair, piercings, and where "politically incorrect" words are not allowed, and triggering is all the rage
makes you seem like a raging lunatic. but whatever makes you happy i guess.
>>71469227
>"We are a positive movement that allows everybody to have an opinion!"
>"HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION THAT ISN'T MINE! LUNATIC!"
Fuck off, cunt.
>>71469164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gg9AYx1pen
rate my accent
>>71469280
i'm not an SJW, it's just the way you write is really weird and aggressive. like you have problems in your life and have to vent on 4chan.
take chill pill
>>71452375
Black guy here.
I'm a khhv
Someone kill me thanks
Bvs > Quip War
>>71449446
>Not groping your bro's elbow during sexy scenes
>Not holding onto him during scary scenes
Why the fuck else would I go to a theater with that maniac?
>>71449446
>Friends
>Going to movies
>>71469164
>married
>church
>>71469345
I have a problem with your entire movement, you leftist communist shit.
>>71469475
there you go again
>>71469475
>I have a problem with your entire movement, you leftist communist shit.
serious or not, this needs to be a famous quote
