ITT: directors who have never made a good movie
>>71445534
Watchmen is alright
>>71445534
>has his wife's name tattooed across his arm
kek
>>71445534
Watchmen and the Dawn of the Dead remake are good.
>>71445534
Never made a movie, only makes kino. Based Snyder.
>>71445623
I can't wait for the divorce.
>>71445534
he needs to try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
>>71445579
Boogie Nights though
>>71445534
you start :)
>>71445534
I like Dawn of the Dead.
>>71445579
Mortal Kombat is GOAT.
>>71445605
American Graffiti, THX 1138
>>71445639
The Thin Red Line, Badlands, The Tree of Life
>>71445642
Memento, The Prestige, Following
>>71445639
He's said never made a good movie, not never made a bad movie
Steven Spielberg
>>71445534
He's literally autistic. Stop bullying him.
>>71445578
Until you realize Doctor Manhatten is his self insert.
Every director in this thread is really good, other than Ratner and Paul WS Anderson.
>>71445707
Top kek
>>71445740
It's an unintentionally funny mess.
>>71445780
Shit, my bad
>>71445655
There's literally nothing wrong with that
>>71445824
George Lucas was good in the 70s but his recent work is appalling.
>>71445780
>>71445755
Maybe they are good on a script/acting/cinematography level, but he has never made anything that is great as cinema.
>>71445755
Batman Begins and TDK are better than memento and The Prestige. Forgot about Following 2bh
>>71445877
>meme poster can't into Malick
Ride Snyder's dick harder pleb
>>71445780
even the biggest malick apologists must admit he's been slipping as of late
Richard Kelly
Eli Roth
Alejandro Gonzalez Innaritu
J.J. Abrams
Zack Snyder
>>71445578
Yeah Watchmen was alright.
But after "Sucker punch", i can't understand why he would get hired for super hero movies.
>>71445956
I disagree, Knight of Cups was incredibly moving for me, and Malick at his most realized
>>71445877
>His films are good on every level but they're not great because they aren't art!
Wew lad
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>>71445984
Super 8 was alright
>>71445984
agree on JJ abrams and eli roth but the rest are solid.
>>71445534
Both watchmen andsucker punchare quite alright
>>71445877
This is one of the most baffling posts I've ever seen on here. You just admitted that Malick's films are good on every level that matters but at the same time you're dismissing them because of some ridiculous arbitrary reasons.
/thread
>>71446137
This. Matrix is horribly overrated
>>71446060
Drive
Bronson
Valhalla Rising
The Neon Demon
The Pusher trilogy
>>71446060
Only God Forgives is the best film of the 21st century by a mile
>>71445642
Nolan's only good film was Following
>>71446122
>image.jpg
>>71445621
red dragon
>>71446137
THIS
>"b-but Speed Racer is so great! Muh flashy colors!"
>The Wachowski Brothers’ Speed Racer comes in Tootsie Pop colors with gobbledygook at its center.
>Speed Racer kills cinema with its over-reliance on the latest special effects, flattening drama and comedy into stiff dialogue and blurry action sequences. It really is like watching the world’s biggest HD television screen—not the visionary advance of Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, Bertolucci’s The Conformist or Altman’s McCabe & Mrs. Miller.
>The narrative cliffhanger about Speed winning the fantastical Grand Prix with a souped-up “interpositive transponder” is less gripping than questions raised by the film’s thinned-out aesthetics and shrill sensibility—the crude, sugar rush of candy colors that the Wachowskis mistake for ingenuity. Speed Racer employs CGI to such extremes that it reverses Disney’s old-time anthropomorphism; the Wachowski’s adaptation simplifies people into cartoons.
>Royalton threatens young Speed with the assertion: “All that matters is power and the unassailable might of money!” Here’s where the Wachowskis’ naiveté is revealed: Nothing in the movie’s style challenges Royalton’s credo. The film’s budget is on the screen along with the Wachowski’s reduction of art to capitalist product. The big race scenes where Speed outguns multi-ethnic competitors who use any means of obstruction and destruction deliberately debase the famous 1959 Ben-Hur chariot race—from realism to digital unrealism. TV’s original Speed Racer series introduced kids to the stylization of anime, but the Wachowskis further it into a distortion of real experience. As in The Matrix, the Wachowskis trivialize the satisfactions of story, emotion, experience and recognizable humanity.
>To be dazzled by Speed Racer’s look is to be an ADD consumer.
>>71446026
>>71446129
There is nothing he does as a director that makes his films unique as cinema.
>>71446560
Ya? Who else makes films like his latest three?
>>71446560
You haven't posted any real argument. How are his films not unique?
>>71445917
>Batman Begins and TDK are better than memento
end ur life
>>71446164
You can shit on the matrix sequels all you want but the original is worthy of being called Kino
I win.
>>71446856
Worst bait in this thread.
>>71446862
Just because you like his juvenile films doesn't make them great or even good.
>>71446775
Rampage was okay
>>71446939
he doesn't have any prison films
>>71446939
Go be a pleb somewhere else. Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, After Hours, The King of Comedy and The Last Temptation of Christ are brilliant.
>>71447217
I'm not a pleb, though. I went through that stage on my way to patriciandom and left Scorsese there, where he belongs. Don't talk to me about being a pleb.
Those guys that made movies that ends in the word Movie. Its aeuteur gone wrong.
>>71445579
>hating Mortal Kombat
>hating Pompeii
>hating Soldier
>hating Death Race
Why do you hate fun, anon?
>>71447777
QUADS CONFIRM PAUL WS ANDERSON IS GOD TIER
>>71446723
MEMEnto is greatfor ultraplebs
>>71447906
compared to PTA, maybe
>>71445534
The remake and the direct adaptation he's made are okay.
>>71448190
>not liking The Mummy
>>71448244
I fucking hate The Mummy
>>71447955
Also known as redditard
As to The Prestige, it was really intense until the whole clone scifi shit
