Where were you when you realized that Snyder is literally Jesus?
>no one appreciated him when he was alive (during the run of BVS)
>died for their sins (took the negative criticism and blame for WB executives)
>now he has risen (Ultimate Cut is kino)
Praise him.
Amen
Jesus was appreciated when he was alive. That was the whole point
>>71443589
27%
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>>71443697
Yes, but only by a select few. Then when he came around, they were all "I told you so."
t. lifelong Catholic
>>71444202
That's the Theatrical Edition, you illiterate Marveldrone.
>>71444202
fuck off
>>71444366
Reddit loves BvS
>>71443743
>3 bald guys that have had so many hair transplants that they've resorted to toupees
>>71444414
No need to give us a list of your sexual partners, buddy.
>>71444405
>>71444202
>>71443589
just waiting for his return now
>>71443697
Much like Snyder, Jesus had a devoted following when he was alive - but he was also persecuted and sentenced to death by the Jews
>Jesus killed by Jews and resurrected himself 3 days later and ascended to heaven
>BatmanvSuperman panned by Jews and 3 months later resurrected by the UE and ascended to the kinoheaven
God you capeshit fags are the worst. GoT spam is better than this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10622881
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http://imgur.com/a/foSdR
Snyder is an auteur.
are there reviews of the ultimate cuck yet?
>>71444873
He already has returned through the Ultimate Cut, brethren.
>>71443694
>>71443736
>it's a disney shill posts /tv/ meme on reddit to prove a nonexistent point episode
>>71443589
Snyder means Cutter in dutch which is fucking hilarious since his shitty movie got cut to pieces to make it even shittier.
>>71443589
>Where were you when you realized that Snyder is literally Jesus?
While watching the BvS UE in simultaneously rapt alazement at the quality of the film and terrible guilt at what we've put Snyder through.
I knew after the movie that Zack had taken the slings and arrows and died for our sins. Yet he still loved us enough to bring us this cinematic masterpiece.
We were all wrong and the only ones who can't admit it are those whose hearts are so full of guilt and hatred for themselves that they can't come to terms to admit it.
>>71443697
>Jesus was appreciated when he was alive.
>Got violently beaten down.
>Crucified.
>>71443589
Ironically one of the lessons of MoS and BvS is to deconstruct man's propensity to make godly figures when he faces something he can't understand.
>>71445312
Imagine being a Marvel fanboy that has to sit and watch Civil War after seeing the Ultimate Edition of Batman V Superman and having to be all like "damn, Civil War, you fuckin' great, all awesome with your terrible dialogue and nonstop inappropriate quips. I’m totally enjoying watching you, both my pretend 4chan self and the real me." when all he really wants to do is watch BvS again. Like seriously imagine having to be a Marvel man-child and not only sit in that fart-filled chair while Robert Downey Jr’s head floats on top of his straight to TV-tier armour like some otherworldly spectre, the favorable lighting barely concealing his wrinkles and orange leathery skin, and just sit there, minute after minute, hour after hour, checking your phone and hoping it’s almost over. Not only having to tolerate the lazy plot, but the laughable CGI as you sit there and say DC BTFO and DAMN, SPIDER-MAN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because DC fans aren’t the ones who have to sit there and pretend to be invested in nonsensical fights between people that have no intention of hurting one another, where there are no stakes and no one to root for. You've been watching movies with half this budget that have infinitely more impressive visual effects and none of the hacky writing for your ENTIRE LIFE. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the faecal matter that’s been spoon fed to you as Marvel executives sit there, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to watch the most moronic, lazy, half-assed attempt at a superhero movie since Howard the Duck. And then you check your phone again, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the movie ends and you’re forced to sit through the after credits scene, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking dug in and stubborn and embarrassed as fuck. You're not going to lose to DC fans. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>71443589
>>71446450
holy shit lel
Remind me why ironically praising Snyder is the new hot meme again? Is it because someone said BvS is misogynistic, therefore we must love it?
>>71446600
it's not ironic Snyder is legitimately the best big budget filmmaker in hollywood and the only good capeshit director.
>>71446224
Am I the only one who wants to fuck Jamie Lee in that scene?
>>71446450
10/10
Based Zack
>>71443694
Fuck YOU.
I made OP's pic and some faggot posted it on Reddit
>>71446157
>if i call him a redditor i wont be one anymore
>>71446793
>literally retarded
>>71446224
This is the best version of this.ever.
>>71445001
why does the black man look the most dangerous even without a gun?
>>71446963
Because the Jewish media has been conditioning you from birth to fear the black man, to bend over for Jamal. Break the conditioning.
>>71447102
nah, it's just his eyes.
>>71446600
Speaking seriously, Snyder is a really good director, especially for capeshit. He's one of the few directors out there that his films are worth it to watch in an ever increasingly expensive theatre experience from even just a visual standpoint. There's very few filmmakers whose films are worth it on IMAX and he's good at delivering spectacle.
>>71446600
>9:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLE0QXytO6w
>>71446224
let's not pretend i'm gonna read ypur pasta as anyone who defends this is just shitposting to trigger, nobody likes this movie.
>>71447817
>nobody likes this movie
I liked it.
>>71447817
Memes aside, I did genuinely enjoy BvS's Ultimate Edition. Theatrical Cut was undeniably shit, though. I
Fuck off
>>71446876
Newfag. First time seeing this pasta?
Fuck comics faggots.
