Post times you've been like the Joker
>be at the the bus stop
>old lady asks me which bus heads downtown
>tell her the B line when it should be the C line, with a grin
>she checks with the teller
>the look on her face, priceless
>>71441567
Someone needs to stop you, you absolute mad man.
>be me
>on the bart
>go to oakland coliseum
>with giants tickets
>be at the Denny's eating a crustless PB&J, their specialty
>finish my meal and wink at the waitress
>"keep the change, dollface!"
>keep my change and walk out
if only bats was there to see it
>walking home
>homeless guy asks me for change
>tell him I don't have any
>actually had several quarters in my pockets
Can't believe I got away with it
>take my dog for a walk
>dog refuses to walk, I pull his leash a bit harder
>person on the street says "I think you are hurting him"
>I stare at her and say "That's not hurting him". Then I kick my dog hard as hell and say "Now THAT is hurting him"
Ok I didn't really do this.
>Going through my neighbour's garbage
>Find some envelopes he forgot to shred
>Now i know where he lives
>trip up a classmate in elementary school
>say i'm sorry
>i was never sorry
>>71441953
>>person on the street says "I think you are hurting him"
You forgot the "/s" you naughty Redditor.
>be swimming alone in the hotel pool
>need the toilet
>can't be bothered to get out so pee right there
>get a huge grin on my face imagining all the guests that will be swimming in my pee later
>>71441954
kek
>enter public bathroom
>go into each stall and flip all the toilet paper rolls so they face the wrong way
>flush the toilet
>leave the seat up
>after washing my hands, flick water all over the mirror
>turn on all the automatic hand dryers and run
>>71441954
10 star post
>>71441567
>be me
>wife's pregnant
>don't want the baby
>shove a hanger up her hole
I know this is tams compared to the others tho
>>71441954
nice
Ok imma post a real story when I was like 8-9 years old.
>Ask a friend to hang out
>He says ok but his mom tells him that he needs to be back home at something like 4 pm, which was like 2 hours away
>I dont like this, and ask to try his wristwatch on (this was before cellphones were common)
>Turn his clock back 2-3 hours, I don't remember
>He is stupid enough to not realize this
>He goes back home and his parents had been super worried and were almost calling the cops and freaking out
>He's grounded for 2 weeks
I'm not gonna lie, young me felt smug as hell about that.
>>71441567
>find Bane thread
>call out the posters for being NEET virgins with nothing better to do but post reddit memes
>close tab and never return despite my truthful post
>think about all the potential (you)s and butthurt anons calling me a hothead anticipating my response
>what they don't know is they'll be waiting in vain because I'm long gone
>watching a movie at my house
>hear my attack schnauzer barking up a storm
>scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP" in my best Jared Leto's the Joker impression
>he wont listen
>change of plans
>"here boy, you want a cookie?"
>he runs inside
>I immediately sit down without feeding him
>mfw
